Ultimate Teacher Chapter 394: This kid is quite naughty!
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Chapter 394, This kid is naughty!
Zhou Mingli is very unhappy. When he is unhappy, he must make others feel unhappy. , ybdu,
Originally, he did not agree to go back to the countryside for the Spring Festival.
If he had had a little bit of expectation of rural life before, but after listening to the complaints of his classmates who had a rural life experience, the little hopelessness disappeared and became Deep disdain and disgust.
"Do you know? They do their laundry and dishes in a small river ditch at the door ---- downstream of the vegetables, and there are children urinating in the water. I do n’t dare to move the dishes in the plate when eating. , When I saw the dishes, I thought of the children peeing in the water ----- "
"Their toilets are outside the yard, there is no door. When you are pulling, you suddenly have someone break in-once I was almost scared and fell into the kang ---- Yes, you heard it right, their toilet is a kang, the stool inside is piled up and fermented, and the maggots will crawl on your shoes ---- "
"What's the matter? The meat they eat can grow maggots--the meat of the maggots can't even be thrown away. Wash the maggots above and continue to eat--really disgusting --- -"
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Chou Mingli is reluctant to eat green vegetables washed in river water with children ’s urine, unwilling to squat, and the maggots may climb into the toilet of the shoe surface. Thinking of the kind of meat that has grown over maggots is nausea ----
He is not willing to come, nor is his father. But his mother Fang Yijing repeatedly insisted that she must return to her hometown for the Spring Festival this year because she had not spent the Spring Festival in her hometown for many years. The father insisted, but agreed to the mother's request. He could not stand alone, so he had to come back.
He feels that since his mother ’s hometown is next to Yanjing City, where can he be poor again?
However, on this bumpy road, the car almost slipped into the snow ditch on the road several times, and he was full of fear and disgust about the place he was going to.
When I arrived at the destination and saw that I was behind a primitive village, I felt that the toilet that had been drenched in urine and maggots beckoned in front of my eyes, and the anger in my heart could never be suppressed.
He did n’t dare to get angry at his parents, but he said a few words that were not decent in front of his poor relatives—they could not but listen flexibly and apologize to himself. Conditions are not good, entertain you, and you take care of it. Isn't this the style and style that rural people should have?
At least Zhou Mingming thinks so.
All said that children's words are unscrupulous, but this kid's words really made the relatives who were greeted with a smile smile half cold.
Children do n’t think their mother is ugly, and children do n’t think they are poor. Yan Ziwu is considered to be half of Zhou Mingli's hometown, and he was so disgusted and despised by him that made people feel uncomfortable.
Besides, the people of Yanziwu are naturally proud and are suspicious and look down on everything outside. The proud Yanziwu people heard that Zhou Mingli described Yanziwu as a place where "birds don't shit". Some people's faces are not so good-looking.
Lu Wan and Aunt Fang Yixin stood at the front of the crowd to greet them. Hearing Zhou Mingli's words, they couldn't help but walk. The two stopped, and the others naturally stopped.
When the atmosphere was awkward, Aunt Fang stepped out from the other side of the car and shouted sharply: "Zhou Mingli, what do you say? This is Yanziwu ---- the mother's home. The mother is in Here is born and raised, my mother feels very good, what are you dissatisfied with? "
Zhou Mingli pouted, apparently disagreeing with her mother's point of view, just not wanting to quarrel with her.
The door of the co-driver ’s cab was pushed open. Fang Yijing ’s husband Zhou Fan pushed the door to get out of the car and glanced at his son. He said to his wife: “Forget it, the kid tells a joke at random, do n’t you talk to him General knowledge-numerology is also a good man, and people still have to save face before him. "
Zhou Fan also thinks this is a trivial matter. Besides, my son was right, Yanziwu was originally a place where birds don't shit. Whether he came here for the third time or the fourth time, he still can't remember the way—then his wife came back, he was pushed off on the pretext of being busy with his official duties. He really did not want to come here.
Fang Yijing's heart is on fire, but it is not easy to argue with her husband and son in front of her brother-in-law. Their views were deeply rooted, and she couldn't turn them around for a while.
Zhou Fan stood proudly at the spot and looked at everyone, smiling and said, "Sister-in-law, I'm sorry, we are late to come back -----"
Lu Wan's mood has calmed down and said: "It's okay, just come back. Everyone is waiting for you to eat."
Turning back to Zhou Numing, he said, "This is Numerology, right? I went to hug when I was born, and when I was one year old, I went to drink Lunar New Year wine-why is it so big in the blink of an eye?"
"Sister-in-law." Fang Yijing walked over to pull Landing Wan's hand and said, "I'm sorry. Everyone is waiting anxiously? After getting off the plane, Zhou Fan said that since he arrived in Yanjing, he would stop by to see the leader. After all, it ’s also respectful to go to worship in the early years. The phone has run out of power, and I have been unable to contact you. "
"It's okay." Lu Wan said with a smile. "It's good to come back safely. I'm also worried about what happened to you on the road, and I'm going to let Fang Yan drive to find you."
Fang Yan parked the car and walked over, took the initiative to say hello to Auntie, said with a smile: "Auntie, I haven't seen you for a long time."
"Fang Yan." Little Aunt stepped forward and hugged Fang Yan, said: "Your mother just said that the numerology of this kid grows faster, you don't grow faster? This can be married? Have a girlfriend? If you have to, you must take it home for the Chinese New Year, the younger aunt will help you check it. "
Fang Yan is the only seedling of the Fang family and is very much loved by the three aunts. The relationship between Fang Yan and her aunt is also very good. The younger aunt has not returned for several years, and he has not met the younger aunt for a long time, and now his heart is full of joy.
"Sure." Fang Yan said with a smile. Say hello to Zhou Fan again and say, "Uncle, welcome home."
"Uh." Zhou Fan nodded, stepped forward and shook hands with Fang Yixing, and said, "Is the meal okay? I have to have a few drinks with my elder brother today."
Zhou Fan took the initiative to talk to Fang Yixing, but Fang Hao and Zhao Chengcheng, who stood beside Fang Yixing, were unreasonable.
Fortunately, Fang Hao was born as a child, and adopted by Fang ’s grandfather as a disciple. Later, he and his eldest daughter Fang Yixin loved each other, and then went to Fang's house. Zhao Chengxin is a member of the Zhao family of Yanziwu. The Zhao family not only has a status in the inner rivers and lakes, but also has many industries outside. They are proud people. He took the initiative to greet him, but Zhou Fan regarded it as nothing, naturally unhappy.
Fang Yixing took Zhou Fan into the yard and said, "It's good already. It's a good drink today. Fang Hao, honesty, you two don't want to be lazy. You have to accompany Zhou Fan today. Alright. He rarely comes back. "
"Numerology. Come and see your big cousin." Fang Yiyan pulled Zhou Mingli to Fang Yan, and said, "This is the cousin Fang Yan I said to you."
Fang Yan reached out, Zhou Mingli pouted, and said, "Don't be so old-fashioned? Use the handshake ----"
Fang Yijing slapped on Zhou Mingli's head and said, "How do you talk to your cousin?"
Fang Yan waved his hand and said, “It ’s okay. It ’s okay. I do n’t like to shake hands with people if I do n’t like to move ----”
After hearing Fang Yan say this, Zhou Mingli has a good impression on Fang Yan. He looked at Fang Yan and asked, "My mom said everyone in your family can martial arts, is it true?"
"Really." Fang Yan nodded.
Zhou Mingli pointed to a bluestone brick at the door and said, "Can you split it with one palm?"
Fang Yan laughed and said, "Almost."
"Really?" Zhou Mingli widened his eyes and said, "You can show me."
Fang Yan refused and said, "It's okay to break the bricks and do what? You hurried all day and went to eat something first. Are you hungry?"
"We have eaten long ago." Zhou Mingli said impatiently: "Eat at Yanjing Hotel. My dad went to give him a New Year's greeting, and we ate at the Yanjing Hotel by the way --- -Can you really hack bricks? Would n’t it be a lie? "
"Zhou Mingli -----" Fang Yijing couldn't help but want to go out. What the **** should I say to this **** boy?
She called her home in advance and said that she would come back to dinner with everyone in the evening. As a result, after they arrived in Yanjing, her husband was going to visit the leader. It is better to rush late than early, because after the Spring Festival, the leaders are busy and there is no chance to meet. Visiting years ago not only showed respect to the leaders, but also made the leaders remember deeply.
For her husband to climb for a career, her wife can only express her support. At the hotel he agreed with, the son said he was hungry again. She said that after waiting to go home to eat, her husband ordered a big meal for her son.
It ’s enough to eat. How do you feel about the loved ones in your family who are waiting for starvation?
Fang Yan raised his eyebrows slightly, but he did n’t want to be acquainted with his aunt ’s children. He said, “What ’s so deceptive about this kind of thing? It ’s a rare thing. It ’s just that I do n’t think it ’s necessary. The top door brick, but also use it to cover the door. "
For a man in Yanziwu, chopping bricks with one hand is more common than chopping wood with an axe, which is something that is simply not worth showing off.
He did n’t want the kid to ask, he would perform the hacking with enthusiasm. When family members meet, there must be more important things to do.
And, after waiting so long, his stomach was really hungry.
"I didn't say anything wrong." Zhou Mingli said to her mother very dissatisfied. "You boast that your maiden family is like a martial arts master, and you dare not split bricks-what is Yanzi Village? Is it a liar village?"
Fang Yan slapped on Zhou Mingli's head and smiled and said, "This kid is quite naughty."
Plop!
Chou Mingli was unstable and fell to the ground.