Ultimate Scheming System Chapter 938: The deity drove himself back
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"Lying trough!"
"This is too dang!"
"It's actually a dog who speaks people!"
"I have heard that Japan is a rampant dog before, but I thought it was it!"
"Hey, wait, you guys find out, this dog is so familiar!"
"I Fuck, this ... is n’t this Mighty King from last year ’s movie?"
"Fuck, it's really it! So to say ... I'm going, the director of the movie is Xu Que!"
"Hold Damn!"
"Do n’t dare to love the movie, it ’s not special effects, it ’s all true!"
"Damn, this guy made a bad movie, I can't talk anymore!"
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On the Internet, because Er Gou'zi caused a topic, everyone suddenly remembered the movie that was popular all over the world last year.
Xu Que's filming changed his appearance, so when only one name was known to everyone, no one had connected him to last year's film.
But now, when Er Gou'zi showed his face, he immediately aroused the discussion and memories of everyone, and immediately followed the relationship between Xu Que and the movie.
On the same day, the bold media paid a lot of rewards and sent a team of reporters and photographers who were not afraid of death. Japan , Very sincerely want to interview Er Gou'zi .
Er Gou'zi was initially reluctant and refused to believe that he had lost his identity.
But the next day, the goods learned that the interview could be broadcast all over the world, and immediately accepted.
So on this day, people all over the world are holding computers or watching TV.
As soon as the screen starts, the lens is locked to Er Gou'zi.
The man walked on the street in a suit, combed the dog hair on his forehead deliberately, put on gold-tinted glasses, walked like a scholar, and led a group of dogs on the street.
The whole street is almost occupied by Er Gou'zi. It ordered that only smelly tofu should be done, and an Heaven Exploding Faction smelly tofu street should be built.
The goods are walking on the street, just like Emperor is out on tour, majestic, passing a few stalls, we must give some advice.
"Eh, hey, do n’t overheat your oil temperature! Huo Xiaoyi points!"
"Dry trough, will you get smelly tofu? The tofu is shit!"
"Fuck, you are wrong!"
"It ’s wrong, you are all wrong!"
"Damn, under the eyes of the Goddess, do you dare to cut corners? No shit, can it be called smelly tofu? Come on, take out the treasured golden wolf dung of the Goddess!"
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The reporter and the camera team followed along, completely dumbfounded.
Especially when I saw Er Gou'zi, people really added shit, and after I took it out and tried it, I vomited it out on the spot.
They always thought that Er Gou'zi was just spoofing before, but they did n’t expect this product to actually eat smelly tofu with feces. They really thought that smelly tofu got feces!
This **** is too good to play!
People on the Internet are even more confused.
Live eating-shit they listened a lot, but I did n’t expect it, I saw it today!
In the end, the reporters could n’t stand it anymore, so they quickly caught up and started the interview!
"Hello, respectable Mighty King, do you know Xu Que? What do you think about his battle with the angel?"
"What? Xu Que? Do n’t mention that kid to Ben Shenzun, he will be angry as soon as he speaks!"
"This ... why is this?"
"He is too shameless, the deity is upright and disdain to be with him!"
Can "Oh? specifically explain why? "
"Well, he lied to the deity, said that a piece of Spirit Stone(s) can buy a street restaurant. As a result, the deity has a dozen Spirit Stone(s)s, and won dozens of streets! What you ca n’t stand is deception! "
Speaking of which, Er Gou'zi turned to stare at the camera and began to make cruel words: "Xu Que, you stink shameless, the deity has already won the Japan site, you should not come to disturb the deity in the future, otherwise don't blame this God is welcome! "
"His!" The team of reporters took a breath.
The audience watching the live broadcast was also shocked.
Does this dog dare to say such cruel words, could it be that the strength is above Xu Que?
Then Japan is not saved this time, I am afraid it will be cold!
What do Japan teachers do in the future?
Will you continue to make movies?
Will those unique arts be passed down from now on?
Huaxia netizens continue to discuss this matter, but what they care about is how Xu Que will respond to the harsh words put down by Er Gou'zi.
As a result, after the Xu Feifei showed the video to Xu Que that night, Xu Que personally contacted the media and asked them to report to the newspaper.
The response is very simple, only one sentence.
"Er Gou'zi, are you floating or I can't afford Xu Que to carry the knife? If you don't roll back and see me, my **** go to Japan to kill you!"
Just one word, spread all over the world overnight.
Many people who are concerned about this matter will be happy at first glance. You are Brother Que or you are Brother Que. Dare to talk to him.
The next day, Er Gou'zi immediately called to the media and responded to the camera: "Xu Que, you are so shameless, why didn't God God go back, don't you have a bit in your heart?"
Xu Que responded directly: "Forcing numbers? No, I swell! You can do it yourself, and you can't see you in two days, I will read the Fa!"
"Damn!" Er Gou'zi cursed at the camera that day and screamed: "Heavenly God swears here, he will not go back to die!"
"Okay, we will report immediately!" The reporter did not broadcast this time. In order to watch and have a more perfect report, they chose to record.
At this time, the materials were selected successfully, and I wanted to leave immediately. After all, this is a big event. If you report it, it will definitely detonate the world.
Even the title, they even thought about -- "People and Dog Wars, which is weaker! 》
However, before stepping out, Er Gou'zi shouted at them again.
"Wait, what are you going to do? Did the deity let you go? Give me back!"
Er Gou'zi has a serious way: "Ben Shenzun suddenly remembered that something was important and needed to go to Huaxia. You have to book a ticket to Benshen Zun and leave tonight!"
"Ah? "many reporters were dumbfounded.
Is this **** annoying?
"Ah, what? Hurry up and book a flight ticket! Otherwise, the deity will cut you off!" Er Gou'zi said, waving his dog's paw.
A reporter suddenly said helplessly: "Dear Mighty King, the aviation department stipulates that dogs cannot be on the plane!"
"Damn!" Er Gou'zi suddenly angered: "You are looking for death, the deity is a wolf, a wolf!"
"Ah? wolf? The reporters were dumbfounded and finally smiled bitterly: "But ... but the wolf can't get on the plane!" "
"I don't care, anyway, the deity is to take a plane, but also the first class! It doesn't matter if you don't allow it to sit, the deity will start a plane tonight and drive home!" Er Gou'zi finished, majestic. Led a group of wolf dog brothers, turned and left, leaving the camera with a chic back.
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【Third! 】