Ultimate Scheming System Chapter 965: I am expensive!

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"Poof!"

In an instant, someone just sprayed the tea just imported from the spot.

Everyone at the scene also glared straight, and their faces were dazed.

What is this introduction?

If you call Wang Dachui, you just say your name is Wang Dachui. What the **** do you **** do for yourself?

What is bigger, what divination looks like, fortune telling.

Can you make a face in this elegant situation?

"Oh!" Lu Zhouhe and others shook their heads, and a playful smile appeared again on their faces.

They were still not convinced the moment before, but now they are almost relieved.

Because they are convinced that Miss Dong family will definitely not be able to be regarded as such a vulgar person, it is simply too bad.

Behind the veil.

Miss Dong family, it was indeed quite stunned at the moment. I did not expect that the Young Master brother who was just a gentleman just now said so many words.

"But ... fortune telling ..."

Ms. Dong family's lips were slightly pursed, and her eyes were bright, and she seemed interested in the absurdity of Xu Que!

She opened her mouth and said softly: "Young Master Wang ......"

"Eh ... Do n’t call me Young Master Wang!" Xu Que interrupted with a wave of his hand, and said softly: "Call me Brother Dachui!"

Fuck!

The crowd suddenly twitched their mouths, and their faces were ashamed.

Big ... Brother Dachui?

Hammer your sister! Disgusting?

Even if it was Miss Dong family behind the veil, she was startled, and her cheeks were reddened. How could this person secretly said be so shameless.

"Brother Dachui awesome!" At this moment, there was a shout from behind the crowd.

Fuck! Someone really shouted?

When everyone heard it, they immediately turned their heads to look around, but only saw a dog sneaking out the door.

Everyone also subconsciously ignored the dog and glanced around the others to see which fool was shouting "Brother Dachui"!

"Sledgehammer Young Master!" At this time, the voice of Miss Dong family was heard again from behind the gauze.

It is naturally impossible for her to be in front of so many people, calling a person who meets in the water as "Brother Dachui", which seems too close to her, which is not in line with the female restraint she has learned since childhood.

"The little girl has seen" Buguajianxiang "in ancient books. It is said that this can be regarded as destiny, and it is countless. Is it true that Young Master is really good?" She asked, very curious.

"This is of course!" Xu Que immediately showed an arrogant look, "If Miss Dong is interested, you can also put a gossip for you to see the fortune-telling, but ..."

"But what?"

"Need ..."

"What is needed?"

"You have to touch ..."

Xu Que's words haven't been finished, everyone's face suddenly changed.

Touch it?

your mother, what do you want to touch?

"Reckless!"

Lu Zhouhe immediately shouted loudly, his face full of anger.

"Shameless!"

"What do you want to do with this magic stick?"

"This place is not where you messed up, don't go too far!"

"Miss Dong, don't be fooled by this shameless man!"

The rest shouted and accused Xu Que sharply.

Even someone stood up and stood up and said: "If you want to touch me, touch me, I do n’t believe you can really calculate everything for me!"

"Go! What am I doing to touch you, are you mad? I do n’t want face-saving? I ’m talking about touching your hand to see palmistry, where do you all want to go? Is my Wang Dachui a casual person ? "Xu Que glared and sullen his face.

Everyone was suddenly speechless and rolled their eyes.

Touch your hand?

Trust your evil!

At this time, Lu Zhouhe took a sudden step and stood in front of Xu Que. said coldly: "This kind of thing is a legend, even if it really exists, it has long been lost. I do n’t believe you are good at this. Are you going to look at palmistry? Okay, let me show you! "

After finishing, he directly extended take action and handed it to Xu Que.

Xu Que was suddenly happy, and absent-mindedly swept at random, then shook his head and said, "Lu Young Master, right? I read your palmistry. If I am not wrong, you are good at temperament. First song! "

"Oh! Can you count the things we don't know?" Lu Zhouhe sneered immediately, his face disdainful.

Everyone was speechless. Xu Que said this, who did n’t know?

"Do you know what you don't know? Of course you can!" Xu Que's mouth twitched suddenly: "Lu Young Master, are you still single now? To tell you the truth, you will also be single in the future, and you will be single in the future, and you will be alone for life!"

"You ..." Lu Zhouhe suddenly turned black with anger.

Xu Que's words are all hints that he cannot come together with Miss Dong.

However, at the moment, behind the mantle, there was the voice of Miss Dong family: "Sledgehammer Young Master, can you tell me, how did you see it?"

"Oh, the heaven cannot be revealed!" Xu Que's pretended smile deepened and looked at the layer of veil again, continuing: "But since Miss Dong asked me, then I can tell you why!"

"Thank you sledgehammer Young Master!" Miss Dong family responded immediately. Obviously she was particularly curious about these things and very interested.

"In fact, it's very simple. I read the palm of this Lu Young Master and found that his palm is very big!" Xu Que said.

Everyone was stunned.

The palm is big?

What does this have to do with life alone?

Miss Dong family was also startled, and asked, "Why is this?"

"Because ..." Xu Que paused, suddenly picked up the guitar, plucked the strings, and sang openly: "The more I grow up, the more lonely, and the more I grow up, the more uneasy I have to see my dream wings broken ..."

Here he sang, he suddenly took it in, and looked at everyone with a mean face: "How is it? Did you hear clearly? The bigger the palm, the more the applause. Look at the hands of this land Young Master, a few thieves, If he ’s not alone, I will eat live-shit! "

"Poof!"

Someone sprayed the tea from his mouth again.

The others also rolled their eyes and almost fainted.

Lu Zhouhe was trembling with rage, almost spitting out old blood.

The bigger the palm, the more lonely?

What are you so bad about?

What kind of divination looks like this?

The whole atmosphere suddenly dropped arrived, a kind of ice points, is very embarrassing.

Because Xu Que's outgoing is not funny, if it is a joke, it is also extremely cold joke!

Including the back of the veil, it is also quiet.

It was n’t until the interest was counted that Miss Dong family smiled embarrassedly and politely, and said softly: "Uh, I did n’t think the sledgehammer Young Master was so funny, but let the little girl grow some insight!"

"Miss Dong is welcome!"

At this time, Xu Que only put on a serious face and said with a smile: "Actually, the divination looks like a fortune-telling thing, it is indeed a heavenly machine that cannot be leaked, otherwise it will damage my yin and character, so I just explained , Just a joke, believe it or not, whatever you want!

Besides, I came here today, not to show off my ability, nor to prove anything, but I wanted to ask Miss Dong for help! "

"Oh? "Miss Dong family stunned and nodded," I wonder where the little girl can help the sledgehammer Young Master? "

"Oh, this is a long story!" Xu Que sighed heavily with a sad expression: "I have a good friend Er Gou'zi, it is innocent and kind, simple and honest, but recently got an incurable disease. , I want to drink a thousand years of nectar before I die! I hope Miss Dong can help me and send me a few thousand years of nectar, without too much, just a dozen or twenty barrels. "

"What?" Miss Dong family was startled.

Everyone was moved.

Thousand Years Flower Blossom?

Dare to make trouble for most of the day, this guy is here for ten thousand years of nectar?

More than ten or twenty barrels at the beginning?

motherfucker, do you really think that Ten Thousand Years' Flower Lotion fell from the sky? It's a lion's mouth!

"Sledgehammer Young Master, I'm afraid this matter ..." At this moment, Miss Dong family responded with a somewhat embarrassed tone, and she stopped talking.

Xu Que's face immediately coagulated and solemnly said: "Miss Dong, you can rest assured that my Wang Dachui is not the kind of person who likes to be favored by Bai! If you can help me, I am willing to agree with my body. Do n’t look at me like this, I usually charge very expensive, 800 yuan at a time, two thousand nights, Tongsao no bullying! "

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