Ultimate Scheming System Chapter 1070: Is your head so irony?
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People who understand Xu Que ’s past style have almost no feelings about his poison vow!
But the people of the three major academies listened to breathing again and again, their faces full of shock, and they were terrified!
Is this guy so irony? How dare you make such a poisonous oath?
You know, cultivator(s) generally does n’t swear poison!
After all, these poison vows will really be fulfilled, and the thunder of the thunder and the thunder of the five thunders are already extremely vicious poison vows. The days of the calamity are coming one after another, but the five thunders are the five thunders together, even in the immortal world , No one dares to send!
The Half Immortal Realm and even Human Immortal Realm who died under the thunderbolt, they really saw more, not to mention the five thunders now!
"It seems that this guy is really afraid of the one in this tomb, so I am worried that we really die under the siege of St. golden armor Bee!"
"Haha, what are you waiting for?"
Immediately, a college academy glanced at several male disciples.
This kind of eyes signaled that there was no need to speak in words, and the few male disciples immediately said nothing, directly removed their clothes, and applied the shower gel to the whole body!
"Halo, this thing needs to be used with water. After wetting the water, we will work **** the body Fuck, and finally wash it away with water!" Xu Que shouted and gave on-site guidance.
The male disciples also have no doubts. Although True Essence Strength is blocked, it is okay to play a little ordinary Magic Art!
After a few people made a few water balls, they wet the whole body, wiped the shower gel out of foam, and then washed it again with clean water!
During the whole process, everyone in the audience was watching closely!
After several male disciples flushed the water, they immediately put their arms in front of them and sniffed a little, and were pleasantly surprised: "Mr Hui Hui, you can really get rid of the smell before, and you do n’t smell arrived!"
"Oh? "The gentlemen of the three major colleges were immediately overjoyed," Come on, take shower gel! "
Suddenly, a male disciple frowned and said in surprise: "Hey, no, how did it change a scent? And ... it seems to smell better!"
"Yo, this big brother knows Oh!" Xu Que stood proudly outside killing array and said with pride: "I gave you a special offering inside Heaven Exploding Faction. Heaven Exploding Faction is the ultimate lavender flavor of shower gel After washing, it not only removes dirt and odor, but also whitens and moisturizes, and comes with a lavender smell, allowing you to radiate a natural floral fragrance anytime, anywhere! "
"Bang!"
In an instant, several Mr. Academy, who was opening the shower gel and fell onto his body, had a dark face on the spot, and the shower gel in his hand burst out!
Lavender smell? Natural floral fragrance?
your mother, who the **** is floral?
Dare to make trouble for a long time, your pit has taken six fairy artifacts and 110,000 Spirit Crystal(s), just changed a fragrance for us?
"Damn, do you dare to tease us?"
"Damn shameless!"
"Courage!"
The people in the three major academies were instantly furious and shouted loudly, but they could not rush out to tear Xu Que immediately!
But now they still have no way out. The pile of holy golden armor bees that have been staring at the outside has been completely attracted by the smell of lavender, becoming more crazy and restless!
If everyone can read mind art, they will surely understand the inner activities of this group of golden armor bees, probably: motherfucker, after living in Buried Immortal Valley for so many years, even smelling this floral fragrance for the first time, so stimulating Oh!
"Hey, what's wrong with you? I kindly help you get rid of odors, and you curse me in turn?" Xu Que was confused, and she was stupid!
"Damn things, and dare to open your eyes here and talk nonsense! You helped us wash off the smell of toilet water, but added other floral fragrances to us, this group of golden armor bees are even crazier now!" All are so angry and terrible.
They also thought that it was impossible to fall twice in the same pit, but now, not only did they fall, but their mothers fell even worse than the previous one!
"Ah? It turns out that these holy golden armor bees come with a scent? "At this time, Xu Quecai said with a pretending face, and his expression was very exaggerated:" My God, I misunderstood. Really, I always thought that St. golden armor Bee was coming for your body odor and bad breath. I didn't expect it to be a floral fragrance. "
Xu Que's face is full of annoyance and self-blame, and he looks to the side: "Teacher Ergou, Master Duan, am I too wrong?"
"Not outrageous!" Er Gou'zi shook his head again and again.
"Yes, the so-called wise man will lose a lot, you just carelessly care about Master Xu, you don't need to blame yourself like this!" Duan Jiude patted Xu Que's on the shoulder and said with a long heart.
"Ah, no, this is my responsibility, I have to take full responsibility!" Xu Que shook his head and sighed, acting like a man!
Everyone in the room was stunned, and their eyes were almost glaring out.
If you do n’t know the style of this guy, I ’m afraid you should believe it and think that this guy really feels blamed.
"Master Xu, it's okay, this God Lord is responsible for you!"
At this time, Er Gou'zi suddenly straightened his chest, and the majestic step forward came out, and pulled out a large package of black unknown things, loudly said: "My dear, things now, the deity must recommend this to you Heaven Exploding Faction smelly tofu, only it can save you! "
Oh!
Sure enough, as soon as smelly tofu came out, the group of holy golden armor bees all had a tendency to retreat, directly away from Xu Que and Er Gou'zi, and spare arrived!
This scene fell in the eyes of cultivator(s), a major force in Donghuang, and they were all amazed.
In addition to enhancing Soul Strength, does Heaven Exploding Faction smelly tofu actually have this effect?
"Yes?"
In the sleepy killing array, many fairy powerful men were also surprised, and their eyes became hot again in an instant.
So far, they don't care about smelly tofu's hairy eggs, but as long as it can restrain Saint golden armor bees, it is a good thing!
"Quick, give us this thing!" Immediately, people from the three major academies shouted.
Er Gou'zi immediately waved his hand and collected the whole bag of smelly tofu back, and a cheeky smile raised at the corner of his mouth: "Hey, no!"
"What?" The people of the three colleges were shocked for a moment.
"The **** deity said, do n’t give it, just do n’t give it to you, how about it? angry or not, angry or not? Just ask you angry or not? hahaha!" Er Gou'zi said with a low voice, and still twisted his waist!
People from the three major academies immediately suffocated their faces, almost spitting out old blood.
What kind of world?
What kind of world is this fucking?
Even if Crossing Tribulation Stage bullies us on five levels, now even a dog bullies us.
Do these low-grade cultivation world ants now have such iron heads? Iron head baby?
"Ah! "
In an instant, bursts of roar suddenly rang out from the sleepy killing array.
Several academies looked at each other and seemed to have made a common decision. Suddenly they took out a sharp sword, cut their fingers, and blood flowed out suddenly, dripping to the ground, following the rune brand on the altar , Flow slowly!
The next moment, the rune on the altar is instantly bright!
"Hey, what is this for? Old man, how do I have an ominous hunch?" Duan Jiude was dismayed.
Boom!
Almost at the same time, the entire altar was suddenly shocked, and an unprecedented horror pressure suddenly came out of the ground, and then the entire surface of the altar was shrouded in glorious mansions and gradually turned into a lake!
"Lying trough, what is Magic?" Er Gou'zi stared straightly.
It ’s not easy to turn the altar into a lake with blood!
Xu Que also looked hard, thinking about whether to take the opportunity to open the trapped killing array, and when the group of holy golden armor bees entered, the lake formed by the altar suddenly rippled and the lake became clear and clear In fact, the underground space is completely presented in front of everyone.
"His!"
Suddenly, there was a burst of inhalation!
Under the lake, there was a huge palace, which was scattered with countless bright Magical Tool, even scattered scattered fairy objects, and countless Spirit Crystal(s) and precious medicinal materials!
At a glance, this underground is an amazing treasure!
What ’s even more amazing is that there is a huge dragon chair on the top of the palace, inlaid with countless pearls, which is shining, but there is a crystal stone coffin lying on the dragon chair, which exudes a chill of cold, and there is a A beautiful and picturesque woman!
But the most frightening thing is this stunning woman, who still has her eyes open!
"Lying trough!"
"Lying trough!"
Er Gou'zi and Duan Jiude exclaimed immediately, and immediately turned to run, but Xu Que was dragged back!
At the same time, everyone in the three major academies on the altar suddenly banged and knelt down, all in awe, shouting in unison, "I can't wait, please help take action!"
As soon as this trend emerged, everyone's face immediately changed dramatically!
Xu Que previously controlled this group of immortals. During the whole process, they saw it in their eyes. It was completely a conspiracy and a trap. They caught the other by surprise!
But now this group of immortals actually wants to hire the Buried Immortal Valley master, it is really terrifying!
Xu Que and awesome cannot be more awesome than this Buried Immortal Valley master!
"Fuck, what a hell, this woman has been lying down for tens of thousands of years and is still alive!"
"Boy, what should I do now?" Both Er Gou'zi and Duan Jiude look at Xu Que!
Xu Que grabbed the waistband with one hand and shouted: "What should I do, of course it's hot!"
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