During Those Years When I Was A Marvel Superhero Chapter 67: God of Salt Fish’s daily effort

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There was once such a legend in Nine Worlds. A majestic man with a long golden face and a giant axe wearing a war armor. He used to drive the sun boat alone, crossing countless stars just to save his believers.

He brandished the head of the **** of drought with a giant axe, just to return a piece of rain that nourishes the world.

He overturned the mountain giant with his strong arms, just to give believers a space to survive.

He defeated the dragon and slaughtered the evil god. Those gods who bear the same priesthood as him, but do evil things are better not to be revealed by him. Because he couldn't rub a little bit of sand in his eyes.

He can play a **** war for honor. He once led the most heroic warrior of Asgard to battle the sea of ​​stars.

Holding the head of the enemy high and singing triumphant songs. Qiu Kou's blood was mixed with strong wine.

Hold a celebration party in front of the corpse of the evil god, and let the gods of the sky come to witness his extraordinary.

He is invincible, he is invincible. He is the incarnation of Thunder's anger, he is the most heroic prince ever in Asgard. He is Thor and he is Thor.

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The Allfather Odin was deprived of his power and knocked Thor off the atrium. And a death order was given before Thor could not learn true humility and the meaning of mortal life. Thor cannot return to Asgard.

Since then, Thor ’s life has become difficult. He first came down with Loki. At the time, Loki was responsible for guarding him.

After the presence of the serpent on the earth, the two hurriedly returned to Asgard. Of course, Thor was not allowed to return, so Thor was detained in the cell by Odin.

During the time in the cell, Rocky secretly sent Thor a little more food every day. This moved Thor. At the same time, Loki also told Thor that he knew something about the serpent.

There is also a legend about his ability to kill big snakes. If the snake does not die, then he will one day come back and attack Asgard again.

Tor asks Loki to help him escape. And let Heimdall help him open the Rainbow Bridge, he wants to return to the earth. He decided to save Asgard by sacrificing himself.

But since he escaped, he felt his life had become worse. Valkyrie Valkyrie from Asgard told him all kinds of bad news.

Odin said that the serpent ’s incident was a false alarm, which made Thor ’s preparation to sacrifice his own thing unnecessary. And Dark Elf began to invade the elven kingdom, Asgard began to fully help the elven kingdom to resist the invasion.

As the military commander of Asgard for so many years, Thor did not receive news of returning to his post. Instead, Loki replaced his position as the highest commander of Asgard's.

More desperately, Loki did better than him. The battles he fought were much more beautiful than him, and even the wars he had participated in before, I am afraid that if Rocky was not responsible for finishing it would be a great loss. This instantly lost the pride he had developed over the years.

He has been addicted to alcohol since then. Until Li Jie came to him, he seemed a bit awakened after scolding him. Because of Li Jie ’s plan, Valkyrie is now back to Asgard, reporting to Odin on the atrium.

And Li Jie also began to enter an extremely busy state. Whether it is the battle of Eastern Europe, or hell, hands and meetings, Jin and. One by one, he kept his busy feet clean.

So that Thor entered a period of unmanned jurisdiction. Of course, Li Jie has set up automatic bank appropriation, which will give Thor 5,000 dollars in living expenses every month. Anyway, the house where Thor lives is rented by Li Jie. Five thousand dollars is enough to ensure that Thor will not starve to death in New York.

In fact, since he was scolded by Li Jie last time, Thor has been reflecting. Did you really do it wrong? And Odin's punishment is still on his body. Before learning the meaning of humility and life, he could not unlock the seal of divine power, and he could not return to Asgard.

So from the day that Valkyrie and Li Jie left, Thor decided to start trying to learn how to learn human humility and the meaning of life.

"So, what should I do first?" Thor stood at a loss in the room. Because he didn't know what mortal life was like. As Thor, his life is fighting, training, bleeding, and drinking. Of course, there are always women.

So Thor does not really understand how to live a real life in the mortal world. Although he has been on the earth for some time, he has gradually become familiar with the things on the earth.

"Maybe I should see how mortals live?" Thor thought it was a good idea. At least he must first understand the way of life of mortals, perhaps only by integrating into mortals, he can experience the humility of mortals.

As for understanding the way of mortal lifestyle, it is very simple, isn't it. In this era, as long as you turn on the TV, you will know a lot of information.

Thor decided to learn more about the normal mortal lifestyle from the TV. For example, what do they drink and eat? What are the recreational activities?

The TV turned on and a Captain America's animation appeared on the screen (Note: This timeline was before the US team sue the government). He fired at the enemy with a machine gun, but soon the barrel was too hot to shoot.

He is in desperate need of cooling water now, and his teammate threw him a bottle of black liquid. "What the **** is this?" The American team on TV complained, but still poured the liquid on the barrel for cooling.

It was just the moment he opened the lid that hoarfrost began to appear throughout the earth. Even guns and weapons started to freeze. The desert area, which was originally very hot, instantly became snowy.

So this is an advertisement about Coca Cola. Thor touched his chin and read the advertisement. "Mortal people seem to like to drink this. Is this a daily drink?"

Tor has seen people holding Coke on the street more than once. So he felt that this should be a popular drink for mortals, just like Asgard's mead and ale. It is a must drink every day.

He decided to buy it at the corner convenience store and try it. Thor has seen that they sell coke in a convenience store.

"Poof!" Coke's liquid flew, and Thor threw it out. He just bought two boxes of Coke from a convenience store and returned. But the taste at the beginning made him unacceptable. The feeling was indescribable, reminding him of the taste of some herbs that he had eaten away from Asgard's after his injury.

"Gosh, mortals drink such awful things every day? Is this a form of practice?" Thor threw his tongue out. He glanced at Coke with some fear.

"Okay, I'm a mortal now. A mortal. A mortal. They can drink. I can drink too!" Thor closed his eyes after hypnotizing himself and dried up a whole bottle of cola in one breath.

"Hoo!" Thor who drank the cola actually felt okay, if he didn't think about the taste of the herbs he had previously eaten. In fact, Coke still has a sweet taste, barely acceptable.

"Okay, this is my first step towards mortals. I want to learn humility." Thor felt his first step was pretty good.

Then the second step is now on. What mortals generally eat. Yes, to solve the problem of drinking, he had to start thinking about eating.

At the earliest time, he went down with Loki, and all the food problems were solved by Loki. Later, Valkyrie fell, and these things became Valkyrie to solve.

They usually cook some dishes that Tor is used to, Asgard flavors.

So until now, Thor is not very good at what mortals should eat. But he remembered that there was a restaurant around the corner that seemed to be a lot of mortals.

Since Thor decided to become a mortal, he decided to try what mortal food looks like.

The restaurant around the corner is a family-run restaurant. In plain English, it sells fast food like fried chicken burgers. Thor didn't know what to order. Many of him now order large portions of fried chicken and burgers.

So he also bought some back to try. Maybe Thor didn't notice. People who come to eat at this restaurant, um, their size is relatively "giant".

"This thing is not bad. It tastes delicious." Thor is praised for the crispy outer skin and juicy food of fried chicken. After all, such things as fried chicken, few people find it unpalatable.

Tor sits in front of the TV and eats fried chicken while thinking of the cola he just bought. He has an impulse, he feels subconsciously. Cola and fried chicken should be good to eat together.

After a bite of fried chicken, and then after a bite of cola. Thor seemed to open the door to a new world. "Should it be eaten like this?" Thor looked at Coke and fried chicken. He seems to have found a normal way of life for mortals.

It seems that it is not far from understanding the normal way of life of mortals and comprehending humility. Thor cheered for himself.

More than a pound of fried chicken with 7oom1 cola, Thor took fifteen minutes to eat them all. Then he ate a large portion of burger, which made his stomach feel full.

"Well, it's not bad to eat food like mortals." Thor nodded.

Then it's entertainment. Thor doesn't know anyone else on Earth. Li Jie is too busy to deal with him. He can only understand what mortal entertainment is through TV.

Then he quickly realized that watching TV itself was the most important form of entertainment for mortals.

"It turns out so!" Thor understood in a flash, that the life of a mortal was so simple.

They bought Coke from a convenience store in the corner as a drink and fried chicken from a restaurant in the corner as food. Then sit in the sand and watch TV entertainment.

This way of life is completely different from his way in Asgard's. In Asgard, the way for men to entertain is to fight. But this way of entertainment seems unpopular in the world. They will watch other people fighting on TV, but they will not go to fight on their own. It is said that fighting on the streets is illegal.

Thor feels that he has gradually mastered the essence of mortal life. He started to buy hot dogs for breakfast every morning at the hot dog shop around the corner.

When you are thirsty, go to the corner convenience store to buy cola as a drink.

Go to the corner restaurant at noon and night to buy large portions of fried chicken and burgers for food.

At the same time, Thor is also slowly showing some other mortal favorite things ~ IndoMTL.com ~ such as ice cream and ice cream sold at the corner ice cream shop. There are also chocolate donuts sold in corner donut shops.

There are also small vendors selling fresh potato wedges around the corner. Thor is trying hard to integrate into the ordinary people. So he bought a lot of these ordinary people's favorite food and tasted it at home.

And sit in the sand and watch TV while tasting. He now has the pleasure of watching TV. He didn't understand before, why mortals would be so interested in a box with pictures.

But he understands now, after trying to understand some mortal jokes. "Jimmy Feather Show", "Daily Show", "Conan Show" and "Bear Bear Report" have become his favorites.

He now likes to lie in the sand, drinking coke while eating fried chicken and potato wedges, and then matching chocolate donuts with dessert, while watching these shows.

And this period of time to integrate into the mortal Thor did very hard, he tried to make himself like a mortal. Don't think about fairy palaces, don't think about war. Served daily with Coke fried chicken, occasionally with hot dog donuts and ice cream.

He wants to restore his divine power as soon as possible and become the God of War again!