During Those Years When I Was A Marvel Superhero Chapter 335: Good medicine and highly toxic
In Venus Base.
"You have restored Dum to his original appearance?" Dr. Hank asked Li Jie like this while using the keyboard to quickly play various data.
"Yes, not only that. I also told him all the things Reed did. He didn't actually say he would interrupt Reed's hands and feet on the spot. I was really surprised." Li Jay sat sullenly on the bench.
Because of the alien cattle incident, the atmosphere inside the entire Illumination Society is not very pleasant now. In addition to Thor ’s unrestrained eating of beef, everyone has not wanted to eat any meat for a long time.
Why can Thor be so big-hearted? ,
Answer: "It ’s just eating an alien, but it ’s not that I have n’t eaten it yet! I thought when I was at XXX @ # ¥%."
This story has been cut down due to the excessive blood and violence. All in all, Thor is not a lightning fat man who simply looks so bully in appearance. It's just that his temper is better now, and he knows how to get along with people.
Anyway, according to Thor's statement: "If you don't accept it, just hit it! I'm afraid of hair! I won't go home and call my dad. Um ... It seems wrong, my dad is hibernating recently (Li Jie: Your dad is a bear Right!). If not, I can ask my sister to come with a large army! It ’s just fighting, what are you afraid of! ”
Thunder and the God of War do n’t care about the possible war. But the other people in the Illumination Meeting can't care less. Because this kind of civilization conflict is not good, it will become more troublesome.
After all, what the earth needs is development. War is just a means of self-protection. This is not a strategy game. Winning wars in the game is the ultimate goal. How to stop the war in reality is the ultimate goal.
So now, besides stepping up the construction of the Star Fleet, Illumination will have another job to do. That is to give preventive injections to leaders of various countries through various hints.
This matter is usually left to Tony and Captain Rogers to do. Of course, there is now a dum. As for Dumm, there is no need to take preventive shots. Just tell him the truth and let him prepare for the war.
After all, Dum does n’t want to be destroyed by aliens, right? There is Dr. Reed there. Tony has secretly transferred Dr. Reed to a secret research institute.
Except for Johnny who was recruited by Captain Rogers to go to the Sky Sword Bureau to secretly form an interstellar fleet. Reed, Susan, and Ben were taken by Tony to their secret research institute.
"Develop and mass-produce the kind of gene-locking agent you said!" Tony said to Reed seriously.
"If the war really starts, those aliens can find us, but we can't find them. This form is very detrimental to us. We need to be able to reverse the situation, or a weapon that makes them fear."
"The average thermonuclear weapon produced by the Earth is probably not going to do much damage to them (the Venus fleet is not listed here). If so, we need to fight in a more inhuman way. We need to do something that may happen Unequal war. "
Susan and Ben already knew what Reed did. As the most important assistant of Reed, they also participated in the study.
Susan raised her eyebrows: "You mean biochemical weapons and genetic weapons?"
Tony nodded: "Yes, that's it. We may lack the ability to be positive and rigid, but we can save the country by curve. If Reed can make a gene-locking agent for the Goblin star on a large scale, then we You can use this as a weight for negotiation to promote peace. "
"The Goblin stars can be properly compensated, but they must never admit their mistakes, nor can they exceed the bottom line." Tony said that these are the final results after internal discussions in the Illumination Society.
The Goblin Stars can be compensated politely, which is a step down. But it is impossible to apologize for admitting mistakes, because then the two civilizations will be in an unequal state. Others will hold back this matter.
As for the bottom line of compensation, you can only compensate something symbolically anyway. The earth is such a barren place. If you dare to take too much and affect the normal development of the earth, then let's go to war! Anyway, all are playing.
So the earth needs to find a way to fight asymmetric wars to solve this problem.
“It ’s like tunnel warfare, mine warfare, guerrilla warfare, and so on.” At that time, Li Jie thought of many divine dramas he had seen in his last life: “Anyway, we ca n’t be tough, asymmetric warfare is our most Good choice form. "
"But we can't put the battlefield on the earth, otherwise our homeland will be destroyed after the war." Captain Rogers partly agreed with Li Jie.
So there was Tony ’s request for Reed to manufacture this gene-locking agent in large scale. And the people in the Illumination Society also started to mobilize their abilities and began to seek. See if there were any cattle that escaped when the Angus Ranch exploded. Then get it to study for Reed. Let him come up with a stronger genetic agent.
Reed suddenly seemed a little embarrassed about Tony ’s request. He said a bit twitchy: "Actually, that and what. The Lehman Brothers bankruptcy that year caused my millions of dollars of property to evaporate and also put millions of dollars in debt."
"In order to ease the economic pressure, I had to sell some of my patented technology and scientific research inventions." Reed said the truth, but Tony had a bad hunch.
"Wait, wouldn't you say that your gene-locking agent is also in it ?!" Tony looked at Reed incredulously.
"Yes." Reed nodded happily.
"Ha!" Tony's tone changed: "Are you crazy? Give this kind of thing to other research institutions? Even we don't know if it has any other side effects on humans!"
The Ph.D. old **** is saying here: "In fact, it has not. I have studied this medicine for a long time. It has no use for the genes of humans and earth creatures. It is not linked to our genes. Any response. "
Tony is even more curious now: "Since it is completely useless, then what research institution will pay for this kind of thing to come back for academic research?"
Reed is even more twitchy: "In fact, it is not a scientific research institution, but a pharmaceutical factory."
"Okay, is this thing a medicine for humans?"
"Yes."
"Which pharmaceutical factory? Ruihui? AstraZeneca? Is it Johnson & Johnson?"
Reed hesitated for a while before saying, "In fact, it is a Chinese pharmaceutical factory. They have the highest price. Their name is Ma Yinglong."
"What? This sounds like a personal name, what do they produce?" Tony thought for a long time and did not think of Ma Yinglong as a large international pharmaceutical factory.
In the end, Reed helped him out. Reed said slowly: "This Chinese medicine factory specializes in the production of hemorrhoids cream, and the gene-locking agent against the Goblin Stars is the best for the earth. Medicine for treating hemorrhoids. I think Ma Yinglong has produced many of these medicines. "(Note)
Tony Stark: "@ # ¥% …… & *"
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In Venus Base.
Li Jie looked at Ma Yinglong's hemorrhoids cream piled up in the warehouse and felt that this war must be unreliable.
This world Dr. Reed wrote the script of "Evolution" according to his true story. In the movie, Dr. Reed mapped his own scientists and finally defeated alien creatures with Hyflux shampoo.
And in the real world, he decided to use the hemorrhoids cream to give Goblin star a blow ~ IndoMTL.com ~ Could Ma Yinglong become an inter-star super arms dealer in the future?
Li Jie took out a small package of Ma Yinglong hemorrhoid cream from the big box and said to Dr. Hank: "Why do I think this is more unreliable than defeating aliens with Haifeisi? How do we get this stuff? For the Goblin Stars? Would you like them to eat Sichuan spicy hot pot and cook turkey noodles first? "
"Then we will sell these things to them? And tell them that if they stop standing, their genes will be locked?"
Dr. Hank pushed the black-framed glasses: "It's a good way. Maybe you should study the spicy hot pot and turkey noodles suitable for Goblin Stars from today."
Slap. Li Jie threw the hemorrhoid cream aside. Such a high-strength organization will eventually use hemorrhoid cream to fight against the aliens? Okay, can't say that.
It should be said that the genetic locking agent of the Goblin Stars happens to have a very good protective effect on the buttocks of the earth people.
Damn it, it does n’t seem to be any better. Li Jie shook his head in annoyance, and it was at this time that Venus Base's smart AI came over on Friday.
"His Commander, the tenth interplanetary patrol fleet patrolling near Pluto found that suspicious alien ships are approaching the solar system. From the trajectory point of view, their target is Earth."
Say Cao Cao, Cao Cao arrived. I'm still talking about Goblin stars. Okay, this time we have to grab a live mouth and let them taste the warm hospitality of spicy hot pot boiled turkey noodles!
Note: Reed of the 616 main universe has invented a 100% cure for hemorrhoids. In addition to the previous article, "Evolution" in this world was written by Reed. So I combined this.
That is a good medicine for the people of the earth, but highly toxic to Skrulls.