During Those Years When I Was A Marvel Superhero Chapter 403: A vow to declare war

"Hello American friends!" A middle-aged man who looks more handsome than Beckham appeared on the screen. He had dark chestnut hair, and a pair of blue eyes with a touch of melancholy and a sense of domineering air.

The facial features are clearly impressive, with a magnetic voice. At the moment of seeing him, many people who were watching the video were stunned. They subconsciously asked: "Who is this handsome guy?"

"Yes, I think you all want to know who I am?" The handsome Dum in the video has a smirk on his lips: "I can tell you that I am Dum! Yes, many people have not seen Pass the true face under my iron mask. "

"I think many of you have recently watched" Road of a Tyrant "jointly produced by ABC and BBC, right. There is a story in it that is true, I am indeed disfigured. And now I am restored Look. "Dum in the video looked smug.

But Dum and Li Jie had a heated quarrel before. At that time, the first week of the documentary, Dum was furious. He said angrily: "I want to blow up the director, producer and investor who made the film!"

And Li Jie patted his back and said: "Calm down, Doctor Doom. Calm down. This is a good thing for us."

"Good XXXX!" Dum was just a swear word, don't think that high-ranking people will not swear.

"I am serious, this is indeed a good thing. Because everyone will know what you are disfigured through this documentary. And it seems that the producers and directors are still in good hands, at least their films are still Is n’t it considerable? At least they did n’t hack you, they just talked about your previous experience. Although the conclusion is not necessarily correct, their appeal is good, to resist bullying on campus. "

Li Jie motioned Dum to calm down and do n’t think about blowing up something every day.

"Black me? They dare!" Durm snorted.

Li Jie spreads his hand: "Yeah, they really dare not. Because they know you will blow them up to the sky. You see the BBC every day black China does not dare to blatantly black Latveria to know your intimidation. Okay do n’t Angry, your prestige is still there. "

“I just think it ’s good for us, it ’s a very good thing. Because this documentary has high ratings, everyone knows you ’re disfigured. Then you ’re putting your handsome and handsome appearance on TV Let's talk about X beautiful products. Do you think about the effect of this promotion? "Li Jie's eyes flashed.

"Then show your domineering ruthlessness! Think about it, thousands of girls will be crazy for you. They like this domineering series the most, even" Fifty Shades of Grey "and countless fans of the movie .. I think you will do better. I have a man called Pure White Artist, and drawing cartoons of this kind is particularly good. "

"You are now handsome, and you have whitewashable capital (Dum: ah? What does handsomeness have to do with whitewashing? Li Jie: Handsome is just right). I can make pure white for you The entire set of "Overbearing Ruler-Dumu" series of comics, as long as you authorize your copyright to me! "Li Jie said very sincerely, as if it was just for Dumu's consideration:" So you can start to wash white and become a good person. Alright! "

Dum categorically refused: "No! I think it's better to be a super villain." Dum glanced at Li Jie after he said, "Actually your personal cartoon should start to draw your blackened and depraved part, becoming I am afraid that the sales of your comics will be better. "

Li Jie shook his head: "But unfortunately, I am a good person."

Dum: "Hehe."

"Okay, back to the topic, what you said makes sense. But my authority should n’t be challenged like this. If someone plays me as a leapfrog, as a guarantee to increase their ratings, then they must There is a price to pay! "Dum still insisted.

Li Jie shook his head: "Doctor Doom, not all problems need to be solved by explosion. Although I admit that explosion is a beautiful art, we can use another better art to deal with your prestige. Question. "

Dum nodded: "You said."

Li Jie compares the direction of the United States: "Once again, a nationwide webcast on the United States."

Dum tilted his head: "What are you talking about? What are you doing?"

Li Jie smiled: "Do everything you can to ridicule Americans madly, ridicule, satire, curse, curse. Use the most vicious and hurtful words of everything you can imagine To attack those fat Americans! "

"Ah?" Dum almost fell from his seat, he stumbled up, and at the same time looked at Li Jie incrediblely, "Are you really an American?"

"From a nationality and legal point of view, it should be." Li Jie said with certainty.

Dum gritted his teeth: "Do you know how many fat people are in the United States? Half of adults are overweight and one third are obese! Do you know what will happen to them if you laugh at them?" com ~ Obesity is higher than being overweight.)

Li Jieli said arrogantly: "They will be very unhappy."

"Aha, you still know." Dum raised his eyebrows.

Li Jie pointed to Dum and smiled happily at the same time: "But isn't this fun! Do you not want to ridicule Americans with crazy mocking ?! Do you feel uncomfortable?"

Dum honestly faced his inner question and answered: "I will feel great!"

"That's fine, what are you waiting for?"

"Wait, but what about the producer and director?"

"You just push all the motivation to laugh at these fat guys to this documentary. It ’s just because you cut off the public network in this documentary and then start the group mocking mode. They do n’t say you are bullied Do you want to bully others? Then go back to bullying now! Scold all American fat guys and let them go to the director's trouble! "Li Jie said his plan.

Dum suddenly realized: "It turns out so!" Then he couldn't help but raised his thumbs and said to Li Jie: "You still have a way!"

Li Jie said modestly: "Where and where, generally."

So now in the United States, all Americans who are receiving Dum's signal and watching Dum's video are surprised when Dum is not an ugly one. Dum speaks.

"Hello, American friends, fat people. What are you doing now? Sitting in front of the TV watching fried chicken coke popcorn to watch the reality show? Or just like the fat pig in the pigpen, just finished eating Is the meal curled up on the sofa and playing with a mobile phone? Did you look down and see the fat on your stomach? Stacked up can put down a McDonald's child meal as a table! Or your neck has blocked your eyes looking down? "

The taunt firepower has just opened.