During Those Years When I Was A Marvel Superhero Chapter 406: Where is Fatty Liberator?
Today's California is fine and clear with no clouds. The temperature in Los Angeles is comfortable at 27 degrees. Even the noonday sunlight is not violent. If you wear short sleeves, you will feel warm.
This is a good weather. Although the weather has not really warmed up yet, Malibu Beach has already begun to gather a lot of people. There are sunbathing and surfing. This weather is not a good choice to go to sea, but some people will not care about this little difficulty.
It's like this parade on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. Although the participants have all kinds of difficulties, in order to participate in this parade, they have overcome all kinds of objective difficulties, and because of their participation and existence, this parade has become noticeable.
Because this is probably an unprecedented parade, even the local media in Los Angeles has been dispatched.
"Oh my god, from the screen, we can see that the parade people are moving slowly with slogans and slogans." Los Angeles local media reporter Jim is broadcasting the news live.
"They started the parade from the end of the Avenue of Stars, most of them were sitting on electric tricycles, which is the main crowd of the parade. There are other participants escorting them on both sides. Audience friends, let us take the shot Get closer and see what is written in their slogan. "
Reporter Jim took the picture, so he pulled the camera closer. Through the lens, all American audiences in front of the TV can see what is written in the parade slogan-we need the right to lose weight! ——Yes, this is it.
This is a parade of great weight and weight. The promoter's name is Adam, and he was the man who discussed Katie's version 2.0 of X Xinsheng Elixir on the Internet.
He is a freelancer whose main job is to help people deal with program architecture at home. Like most weighty guys in the United States, Adam is a very irregular person who doesn't pay much attention to temperance.
"Control your diet? Do n’t talk to me about controlling your diet! Life is about eating, drinking, and drinking, and that ’s what my life goals are. Why should I work hard to make money? Not just to eat Tomahawk steak and tonight Grilled prawns with cheese? "Adam said.
So let him control diet and exercise to lose weight? forget it. Especially his current weight has reached 350 pounds. He is even more reluctant to exercise.
He launched this "Fat Parade" for the very simple purpose that the government noticed the obese people in this country.
"Fat people also enjoy citizenship! Fat people are also American citizens!" Adam shouted slogans.
But does the Excellency President need him to remind how many fat people there are in the United States? Please, take a look at the officials in the White House, including the president himself who is overweight. Of course, they are just overweight or slightly obese, and there is no way to compare with the [fat team] parade in California today.
The parade brought together the most "weighty" group of people in California. In fact, Adam has a community on the Internet, and the name is called [Life of the Strong Men].
Most of the people attending are emmm like him ... [Strong Man].
Actually, Adam, as a network worker, had already focused on the potion that Katie said when Queen Kitty was broadcasting live in China.
For Adam, if this really exists, then this is great news.
He has been paying attention to the development of the situation, and has updated the news about this drug in his online community. Many people are looking forward to the official sale of this medicine.
Although it ’s not difficult to hear from Katie ’s words, this medicine has side effects, such as being transformed into a mutant.
But it does n’t matter! Now that this year has become a mutant, it is not that it will not come back! See if the previous New Life X Medicine can eliminate the x variant gene?
As long as you have injected this weight loss gene, would n’t it be good to eliminate this x gene after you lose weight?
Of course, all this is just a beautiful fantasy of fat people. A group of gangsters at Illumination will not let them realize their beautiful desires so easily. Of course, this is all afterwords.
But then Katie said that this kind of potion may only be used in Tuvalu and will not be officially sold. This made Adam instantly cold.
Okay, politics is another **** political factor! Adam greeted the president's family hard. But there is nothing we can do about it.
If things stop here then Adam has nothing to say. After all, there is no way for others not to sell you.
But **** it, Dum hijacked the US public network before, so that all Americans can receive his signal as long as they turn on the TV, computer, and mobile phone.
And heard his disgusting sarcasm. Adam wanted to summon a group of people to attack the Latveria's network, but the **** thing was that the opposite side actually pulled the network cable! too disgusting!
If this medicine can only be used in Tuvalu and only for Tuvalu's nationals, then these people in Adam will not be angry. This kind of thing is annoying, but you ca n’t blame it. After all, it ’s someone else ’s thing.
But it ’s different when you know that others do n’t eat solitary food but can share.
For example, a classmate brought a box of Ferrero chocolate to the school. If he eats alone, you wo n’t be angry because you have no reason to be angry, right?
But if he shared Ferrero with all the classmates, everyone would get one, but the only one would be without you. So are you angry?
Adam is in this anger. If you do n’t have it then forget it, but we do n’t? What does it mean? !
As for the White House petition wall, Adam also read it, but he did not support it at all. Shen Jingbing wanted to support another war, especially against the powerful Eastern European powers thousands of miles away. Is it okay to pay a lot of taxes every year? Do n’t waste taxes on fighting. It does n’t make sense!
So compared to those who support the United States to teach Latveria's, Adam chose another way. He called his companions for a [Fat Great Parade]!
In just one day, Adam gathered more than two thousand 350 pounds. They were all moved by Adam and took part in the parade on their own electric tricycle or leather sofa electric mobile chair.
Walking parade? That's not the style of this group of people. How tired to walk, it is better to start a tricycle and sit on the sofa. So there was one more parade in the United States.
That is all fat people participate, and they are all sitting on various power tools. They inserted the banner of the promotion behind a tricycle or a sofa. Others lay down in a converted bathtub to participate in the parade.
Some people also dragged a small cart behind the tricycle, which was full of snacks and drinks. This is to replenish the physical strength of the [strong men] at the parade.
When the parade began to march, many passers-by watched with curiosity. At first, they did not know what the purpose of the parade was.
But when they knew it, many passers-by also joined the parade and shouted various slogans.
Los Angeles reporter Jim rushed to the front of the parade and interviewed Adam sitting on a leather sofa electric mobile chair: "What is the purpose of this parade?"
Adam: "In order to appeal to Congress and the government to pay attention to the rights of fat people and our demand for weight loss." It is like that only black people can scold niggers. In the United States, only fat people can speak the word fat.
Jim has some doubts: "Eh? Should n’t this be a fitness trainer in the gym?"
Adam gave Jim a look: "If it wasn't you who interviewed me, and the others didn't hear this, otherwise you are now dead."
Jim sweated instantly, he seemed to be wrong.
Adam continued: "Did you not hear what Latveria Dum said before? They all have to use the new version of New Life X Medicine to eliminate obesity ~ IndoMTL.com ~ Why can't our country do this? We have also eliminated Obesity rights and demands! We need to attract the attention of the national government. "
"They can't ignore our people's demands because of their political factors!" Adam said very seriously.
"And what did you just say? Go to the gym to find a fitness coach? Ha ha. I told you that eating and drinking and not exercising is my right, and wanting to lose weight is my right! I just want to eat and drink Lazy sleep, while reducing fat! This is our right! "Adam said the domineering side leakage.
"We don't exercise to lose weight!" Adam shouted a slogan, and the followers were like clouds.
"Let's not diet to lose weight!" Adam shouted another slogan, and the noise was loud.
"We're going to eat and drink without exercise and lose weight!" Adam called out a slogan for the third time and the mountain called for a tsunami.
All fat people who watched the live broadcast of the parade this time in the United States felt that Adam had spoken their minds. Yes, we just don't want to diet, exercise, do everything that we don't want to do, but we still need to have a slim and beautiful figure!
Jim finds it incredible, but Adam ’s parade is getting bigger and bigger. Countless lively passers-by also joined in, even including some thin people.
Jim stood aside and muttered to himself: "Ah? Eat fried chicken and drink cola, don't want to exercise, and want to be in the same shape as the Captain Rogers? Am I crazy or did I lift the quilt the way I woke up today ? "
Jim has not yet understood that some people in this world are so crazy and so unreasonable. But he is well aware of another point now. That is who these fat claims should be sought?
Where is Fatty Liberator?