During Those Years When I Was A Marvel Superhero Chapter 343: Coping strategies

The edge of the solar system, the defender Xinggang. Originally, it existed as a persevering front on the outermost periphery of the eight planets of the solar system. Here is a sturdy fortress and a powerful arsenal of fire. Any alien aggressor who dares to invade the earth and violates the solar system for no reason will be protected by the defender Star Harbor. Fierce artillery fire let them know what is called [the jackal comes with a shotgun]. The original Star Harbor should be like this ...

But now that the defender Xinggang has undergone the last transformation (that is, when Eleanor Captain brought Nova Corps volunteers to help the earth), it may be renamed Supporter Entertainment Star Port from Supporter Fortress Star Port. As for why they are called defenders? Probably to defend the earth's entertainment until death ...

If the last time Count Messiah and Lycra came to earth with malicious intentions, and just want to complete the task as soon as possible and then hurry up the idea. So now this time, both Messiah and Lyga have come to earth with a lot of goodwill and more expectations.

And this time it was not [the jackal came with a shotgun] but [the friend came with a wine] that greeted them this time. The place to receive them is at Supporter Entertainment Star Port. It will become a bridgehead for the earth to entertain alien friends in the future. Why should it be called a bridgehead? Because Li Jie and others found that, compared to the tangible weapon of guns and ammunition, it was still invisible sugar-coated shells that caused more damage. How many people did not fall under the real guns, but fell under the sugar-coated shells?

For example, Count Messiah and Super Skrulls Lycra. They are now very happy and comfortable in Supporter Entertainment Star Port. The so-called Leshushu is really suitable when applied to them. It is even more comfortable than when they were imprisoned on earth.

Because when they were imprisoned on the earth, they were always prisoners. Although it is said that the people of the earth have provided them with good food, drink and fun, there will be a little resistance in their hearts. And now here, they are no longer prisoners but come to earth as diplomatic missions. This is a kind of identity. You and others can naturally enjoy all kinds of things.

Of course, this time although Messiah still came in a spaceship, but this time the spaceship came a lot bigger and more people came. There are nearly 5,000 people in Skrulls brought by Messiah. Because Messiah has his own ideals. He wants to teach all Skrulls the temperament of those noble lives in the earth movie.

I need many people to learn all kinds of cultural knowledge on the earth, especially various entertainment methods. For example, learning musical instruments, cooking, flowers and so on. Only when enough Skrulls learns this knowledge and disseminates it, can he fulfill his ideals.

Of course, I cannot forget my mission this time. You and others need to communicate with the people of the earth, and then let them build a bridge between Skullu and Nova Corps, so that Skrulls and Nova Corps can form an alliance. Only in this way does Skuru have the capital to contend with the possible tyranny and Cree coalition.

"So everyone came to earth this time with a diplomatic order?" At a banquet welcoming the Skuru diplomatic corps, the night walker picked up a glass of wine and made a toast to both Messiah and Lyga.

This is a small welcome banquet. Participants included Night Crawler, Iron Man, Professor X, and Messiah and Lycra. Because this welcome banquet dinner is not the main purpose, the main purpose is to clarify the purpose of Skrulls to come to earth again.

"Yes, this time we came to the earth with goodwill. Actually, I like the earth very much, you know." Messiah did not shy away from his obsession with the earth: "I like your culture, food, and wine. And various ways of life and entertainment. "

"I hope our civilization can coexist peacefully." Messiah raised his glass to the nocturnal and they said their toast.

After drinking the first glass of wine, the banquet went to the topic. Lega explained the meaning of the Emperor Skuru XI asking them to come to earth this time. Of course, it is more official to say: "After Count Messiah and I returned to the Skrull Star ball, I conveyed the goodwill of the earth to the emperor. Lai Jia said more implicitly, she was talking about the matter that the earth people eat Skrulls and become a cow.

The 11th Emperor is now facing the pressure of tyrants and has to give up his responsibility for the earth. For Skrulls, it is more important to join with Nova Corps. Of course, this can't be said clearly, only that Emperor Skuru knows righteousness. I believe that all this is just a misunderstanding.

Then Lejia also expressed the great wish of Emperor Skuru to the people of the earth, saying that the last time they sent someone to fight the people of the earth was a misunderstanding.

Okay, listening to them, Li Jie feels that his IQ has been insulted. But there is no way. Not only can Li Jie not express his discomfort with this kind of bullshit, but he also echoes Lai Jia's words: "Yes ~ Yes ~ Yes ~, Sister you are right."

This kind of cheeky thing really can only let Li Jie, Tony and Professor X come. Needless to say, Li Jie, Tony is a business man anyway. Although he doesn't like it, he can still do it occasionally. As for Professor X? He is a super old fritter.

“In order to express our apology for our last attack on the earth, we have also sent some special gifts of Skuru here.” The special gifts presented by Lai Jia include some gem minerals produced by Skuru and some unimportant Civilian technology products. For example, deep sleep floating bed and the like that can sleep for two hours can satisfy one day of sleep.

The light meeting of these things is of course all received.

Then Li Jie also started some official rhetoric, for example, what is willing to earth civilization and Skuru civilization should actually work together to create a new situation in a peaceful universe. After both sides were so bored that they almost made Tony almost fall asleep, Lei Jia finally spoke of the true meaning of their coming to earth.

"I am very sorry for the last time we came to the earth, especially with the fleet of Chitauris. Because this caused trouble to the earth, and even attracted the arrival of Nova Corps. In fact, we Skrulls are still very Nova Corps Respectful. "

“We do n’t want the last military operation to make Nova Corps have any misunderstanding about our Skuru civilization. So I hope the earth can help us sign a line and build a bridge so that we can meet with Nova Corps.” Lai Jiaxiao Is harmless.

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In Venus Base.

Li Jie rubbed his temple: "Tony, what kind of wine did you bring at the banquet? I feel a headache after drinking."

"Damn it, the wine I brought is not at all. That's good champagne." Tony beat Li Jie's feet on the conference table: "Put down, you are more and more arrogant now. .. I did n’t know how to converge after getting married. "

"Why should we converge?" Li Jie waved his hand. Anyway, my wife is so powerful and has such a strong background. With my wife as a backing, what do I need to fear now? This is what Li Jie did not say. He glanced at the end of the conference table, and Thor was snorting. Li Jie asked: "What are you doing?"

"Eating instant noodles." Toljan gave Yang a box of Thai Tom Yum Kung instant noodles.

Li Jie was furious: "When we have a meeting, you can't be serious. How can you eat instant noodles? Just eat it and don't bring me a copy! You don't know that I am dealing with aliens Did n’t you eat enough at night? ”

"Cut, there are so many excuses for wanting to eat instant noodles." Thor threw a box out of a box of instant noodles under his feet.

Li Jie tears open the instant noodles, and he finds an important thing, that is, there is no boiling water. He had to say to Doctor Doom: "Doctor, borrow some hot water."

Dum: ...

Eating the hot water instant noodles made by Doctor Doom with magic, Li Jie feels saved. After a night of emptiness and loneliness, my stomach was finally satisfied.

"Hiccups ~" Li Jie found that everyone was looking at him after eating and drinking. He smiled embarrassedly: "Do you want to eat something?"

"I am not hungry, I just want to discuss what do you think is the purpose of Skrulls coming to earth this time? Why do they want to contact Nova Corps." Professor X shook his head and said so, it was a conference The issue has been pulled back to the normal category.

Because everyone already knows that Skuru ’s messenger came to earth to express his goodwill to the people of the earth. Although everyone does not believe, so everyone basically regards the last sentence of Lei Jia as their main purpose to come to earth. That is Skrulls wants to meet Nova Corps.

"Will it be Nova Corps the last time Skrulls hired Chitauris to Milky Way Galaxy expressed dissatisfaction about this matter?" Captain Rogers is taking the Dongyin Gong instant noodles that Li Jie robbed from Tor's box. (Thor: I bought it! Li Jie: Shut up! Everyone is hungry!)

"It's not without this possibility." Tony nodded and pulled, and he tore open a box of instant noodle plastic film. Then he frowned: "Can I change my taste? I don't like Tom Yum Kung." Li Jie said that there was no problem. He grabbed a box of tomato-flavored instant noodles from behind Tor. (Thor: This is my instant noodles!)

The Dr. Banner that took the Tom Yumong taste that Tony did n’t want to eat was obviously not so picky. He tore the packaging and guessed: “If that ’s the case, then Skrulls is very likely to reconcile with Nova Corps. They may need the earth Help to speak. In this case, we can even make some requests to them. "

After Li Jie asked Professor X and Dum, they both expressed that they did not want to eat instant noodles. At this time Li Jiecai stopped his foaming noodles and said, "Actually, I have some small speculations. I think Nova Corps's dissatisfaction may be a factor, but it should be more than this."

"After all, it ’s useless if it ’s just a diplomatic threat. It ’s like I play the game of" Civilization ". Those civilizations make statements and condemn me every day, but is it useful? Who should I fight or who should fight." Li Jie shrugged his hands and said: "If there is no real threat, they can't really want to meet with Nova Corps."

"Will Nova Corps attack Skrulls?" Dr. Banner is a bit skeptical.

Li Jie opened a pack of instant noodles to himself, and said, "Why would Nova Corps attack Skrulls?"

"So what are you talking about?" Captain Rogers is dusting instant noodles.

"You forgot that Chitauris was the last time we came to fight us? And Chitauris is the tyrant, and what kind of character is tyrant? We might as well ask Doctor Doom." Li Jie is preparing his first Two boxes of instant noodles, and at the same time pointed to Doctor Doom: "Doctor Doom is probably the one we know the most about tyrants here. But he watched a lot of" Record of the Extinguishing Tyrant's Origins "written by black dwarfs and Quaesitosaurus. By the way, Corvus Glaive joined Did you write the ranks? "

Doctor Doom, who is making hot water with magic to make noodles for the big guys, said with a lip: "Not yet, but I believe it will be soon. When he eats enough mud food and smells the smell of chicken legs."

After Dum used his changed hot water to make everyone ’s instant noodles ready (except everyone he and Professor X do n’t eat, everyone is eating), Doctor Doom said: "Black dwarfs provide a lot of His Black Order information. Although he feels that he has not disclosed any important things, but through some side descriptions, we can actually speculate a lot of important things. "

"For example, about the operation of Black Order, the attitude and character of the tyrants towards his men, and his mercenary troops. For example, Chitauris. Zitari is a dog of tyrants, they tie knots everywhere and become mercenaries, Use this method to get resources for tyrants. I believe that Chitauris was hired by Skrulls, that is because Skrulls paid enough conditions. But in the end the attack failed and Chitauris was defeated. "

"Actually, if the employment fails, the salary will naturally be gone. But can Bully endure this kind of ending? He is not a person who likes to lose money. Where should the loss be made up for?" Doctor Doom uses his chin Pointed at Li Jie, motioned him to continue.

Li Jie interface: "Skuru. This is not to be guessed. He is unlikely to spend so much manpower and material resources from the centaur to come to the earth to make up for his losses, and the earth can not make up for so many losses. If he leads the army Coming to Milky Way Galaxy, then he will fight with Nova Corps first. Nova Corps will not allow him to spur the army into the galaxy. "

"The last time Chitauris came to earth was by sneak attack, and the scale was not very large. For Nova Corps, the army only needs to let the border guards fight casually. So instead of looking for supplements from the earthly place It's better to simply look for the fat sheep from Skuru. It seems that Skrulls is very powerful, but they are not unsolved. "

Li Jie wiped his mouth with the paper: "From the information of Nova Corps and the description of the black dwarf star, Skrulls also has a powerful enemy, the Cree. The Cree is an ally of tyrants. It ’s just tyrants. I have n’t been involved in the war between Skrulls and the Cree. But from the point of the alliance between the Hegemon and the Cree, it can be seen that in fact, the Hegemon has coveted Scullu for a long time. Maybe now the Hegemon has just found a very good one. Good excuse. You can ask Skrulls for guilt. "

"No matter what excuses are used to destroy the bully, in short, as long as the Skrulls bows its head, then the bully must definitely open the lion. And if it is carried dead, maybe the bully will join forces with the Cree. I believe if the two fronts are fighting. Skrulls must have been defeated. "Li Jie is telling the truth, and he is guessing.

Because the clues are here, it is not difficult to draw such a conclusion with a little analysis.

Tony nodded: "That's right. Your analysis makes sense. But we're not sure."

Li Jie spreads his hands: "It doesn't matter, we treat the Messiah deliciously and deliciously. It doesn't matter if I guess wrong. Anyway, it's not us who is in a hurry." Messiah and Reija, anyway, the Nova Corps Eleanor Captain has some time to come. When she came, Li Jie and others had talked to her and took care of Skrulls. If the truth is guessed by yourself, then the anxiety is only Skrulls.

"So we just wait ~ IndoMTL.com ~ After Li Jie said this, he took a bite of instant noodles, and then he looked at Professor Dum and Professor X:" Did you really not eat? " "Now the whole meeting room is filled with the scent of instant noodles and slurping noodles. You will be hungry when you hear the sound.

Dum grinned contemptuously and waved his hand. He opened Gate of Space and directly brought a full set of two dishes with appetizers, main courses, soups, desserts and drinks from the Latveria's palace back kitchen.

The steaming steak and creamy meringue soup were placed in front of Professor X and Dumm. After finishing the napkins, the two nodded to each other. Doctor Doom reached out and compared with Professor X: "Please, Professor."

"Thank you, then I'm welcome." Professor X nodded and smiled.

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Dum os: Let you tell me to make hot water for you to make instant noodles. I do n’t give it to you if I have something delicious. Just eat instant noodles. hā hā hā hā hā! ! !

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