During Those Years When I Was A Marvel Superhero Chapter 91: The top scum in superhero
This person Li Jie may have many shortcomings, but at the same time there are many advantages. Shamelessness is probably the most prominent of all his strengths. Li Jie feels that there are bright spots and specialties in his life to success. The first is shameless, the second is to insist on shamelessness.
Li Jie made him stand out from the crowd by virtue of these two outstanding advantages. After all, not many people are like him, insisting on being shameless for a while, insisting on being shameless for a lifetime. Therefore, everything is expensive to persevere, as long as you persevere, there will always be gains.
So no matter what Thor thinks of Li Jie, Li Jie thinks that he must be a superhero. There is nothing wrong with this. And he didn't care if he would trample on the dignity of the strong, because there is no respect for the enemy in Li Jie's dictionary. As a realistic idealist, Li Jie can pay various realistic means for his own ideals, even unscrupulous means.
Tor may not be able to think about the snake as a joke, because Asgard values honor. Thor has participated in many battles, even if it is an enemy, he always pursues a sentence: give them a decent way of death.
No matter how mischievous this person or God is during his lifetime, most of Thor and Asgard's people give them a break and they will finish it, and will not use various methods to humiliate and trample others. From an objective point of view, it is indeed true to do so, because anyway, why kill someone to kill someone? Isn't this demeaning your own character and honor? Therefore, Asgard's people, no, it should be said that it is not just Asgardian. In fact, many people who pretend to be a little conscience and decent will not bother to do such things. Not to mention doing these things blatantly under the banner of superhero's.
But Li Jie is different. What he cares least about is the so-called speech and conduct. As an idealist and realistic idealist, Li Jie can leave all this behind. As long as you become your enemy, then wait for you to deal with it by all means. Even if it is dead, it will not be your relief, Li Jie will drag them out repeatedly to whip the corpse.
Just like the big snake now, Li Jie carelessly took his dignity over and broke it apart, then tossed it on the ground and trampled on it. When it's finished, heat the pan and put it in cold oil, add onion, **** garlic and various spices to stir fry, then add soy sauce cooking wine and other seasonings to color and season.
Yes, this is what Li Jie has to do. He repeatedly tormented the serpent, even if the serpent vomited blood, he woke him directly with ice water without mercy. Then there was continued sarcasm, and if the serpent dared to return his mouth, he tweeted to dance. When jumping, there is still video recording, not only video recording, but even Li Jie also said that he would open a live broadcast room for the snake. The serpent didn't understand what the live broadcast meant, and Li Jie explained to him what is called Tiger Tooth, and that is called Douyu. Of course, yy is the most suitable for singing and dancing. In short, it's all about performing live in front of many people.
Big Snake almost spit up blood for three liters, but Li Jie still did not have mercy on him, and did not intend to let him go. Big Snake was stopped by Li Jie several times for death. The big snake was either dancing or humiliated by Li Jie. .
"Asgard does not have a shameless royal family like you!" Da snake couldn't help but yell at Li Jie: "You killed me!"
"Why am I killing you? You see, the number of people in your live broadcast room has increased now, and there are people brushing rockets for you. Know what a rocket is. It is a gift from netizens, which means they all like it. How about you. Look at the message on the website, and I will read it to you. "Li Jie said to the serpent without any trouble.
"The first article: This grandpa is so coquettish, and he almost broke his waist, but I like it very much. I wish my grandpa continue to coquettish. The second article: I watch the live broadcast of my grandpa ’s evening every day, people in the whole bedroom Watch it together, everyone laughs and rolls around. It is even more funny than the family funny video, please continue to create more funny dances and singing. The third article: ... "
Li Jie uttered the messages on the Internet one by one, and each time he said one, the snake's face would be gray. But after Li Jie finished reading dozens of messages, the serpent was already looking pale. He leaned against the crystal curtain wall of the prison and screamed at Li Jie with exhaustion: "You killed me!" The serpent's anger was simple, because he almost became a beam-jumping clown now. The so-called shishi can not be humiliated. Now Li Jie is not only humiliating him, but also showing this humiliation to everyone in the known universe.
"No, I won't kill you. I found that you will become a new source of money for Asgard's. Your live broadcast can make money. I believe that after editing your dance and singing into a short video, the click volume will also be high." Li Jie squeezed his fingers, and then he seemed to see dirt in his nails. Then he removed the dirt from his nails and said to the serpent with Erlang's legs. "You know, this can actually make a lot of money. You start broadcasting now." It was only five days, but we have received more than ten thousand dollars in gifts. You will become a big anchor. "
"Not just a big anchor, I also want to make you an excellent video grandma, and then let you do all kinds of shame but make others laugh. You will be a joke for everyone. So you You can use the laughter you bring to others to atone for what you did in the past, and the money earned from these videos can also become Asgard's's financial income. I think this is very good, two birds with one stone. Are you right, Thor? Looked at Thor standing beside him. Tol silently said that he left Li Jie a few steps away subconsciously.
He now regrets that he agreed to Li Jie ’s condition. Li Jie is simply the devil in the devil! The so-called knocking on the bones to the extreme is so true, and only he can say such a humiliation and exploitation in such a solemn manner.
As long as I know this, I should not accompany Li Jie to interrogate the serpent these days. fart! Li Jie didn't even question the snake at all, he was just humiliating the snake! And this person is shameless, claiming to be Asgard's royal family, this shameless black pot needs Asgard's royal family to back! Thor felt that the biggest mistake in his life was knowing Li Jie.
"I'm going to open a personal channel for you. I even thought about the name. It's called" Big Snake Laughing Universe ". You're the master!" Li Jie's spring breeze burst into laughter, and the big snake heard tears.
And farther away, Sorcerer Ancient One and Odin's family have been monitoring the area through magic for a few days with black lines on their foreheads. Odin had watched Thor torture his brother for many days, and even Odin was a little unbearable. He even wanted to simply hack the serpent to death, at least not to suffer this crime. Although the serpent is a bad guy, Li Jie's behavior is more villain than the most sinister villain!
Odin looked at Sorcerer Ancient One, his tone could not hear the anger: "Do you think your son-in-law is really good to do this?"
Sorcerer Ancient One wiped the sweat on his forehead: "Well, how do you say? Ha, wicked people have their own wicked grind. Haha ~"
And Phantom Empress whispered around Luo Ji: "You have a feast with him, remember to stay away from this person in the future, whatever happens must not committed in his hands."
Luo Ji, who was in the arms of her mother, nodded and whispered, "Got it, there must be no handle in his hands." Everyone thinks he is not a man who can hold a boat in the belly of the prime minister!
Only Lan thinks it does n’t matter ~ IndoMTL.com ~ bad guy, it should be treated like this.
Li Jie continued to provide crash treatments to the snakes, and also made fans who had watched the live video of the snakes to record the reaction video and return it to the snake. The people in the video looked at their videos and laughed back and forth, rolling on the floor and laughing and clapping the table. They regarded themselves as clowns. The spirit of the serpent finally collapsed. A generation of owls were not knocked down by swords, but they were finally defeated by this shame. The snake sat paralyzed on the ground. He said to Li Jie with a weak voice: "Kill me, kill me."
"No, I won't kill you. I said, Asgard still depends on you to make money. The expenses of the Odin family are all directed at you." Li Jie paced back and forth eating apples.
The serpent looked at Li Jie weakly: "You are the most mean Asgardian I have ever seen, worse than any Dark Elf than any giant than any goblin gnomes! You are not worthy of being a Asgard's royal family! "
"Thank you for the compliment." Li Jie pretended to give off a hat-off ceremony pretendingly, and then continued to eat the apple casually.
The serpent can't stand it anymore. He doesn't want to think of anything but a relief from death. He said, "How can you give me a good time! Tell me something!"
Li Jie ate all the apples in a hurry, and then threw the apple core to Thor ’s hand, and then said: "Give you a pleasure? Okay, look at your sincerity." Smiled, the same as the hunter who saw the fox caught in the net.