Drunkenly Resting Head Against Rivers and Mountains Chapter 99: Fart big things

The little Sha Mi next to Xue Huaiyi hurried to call Yang Fan. Xue Huaiyi waited with his bald head in place, smiling. M * /. // * (M _)

Zhixing hurried to stop in front of Yang Fan and intercepted him in front of Xue Huaiyi. Xue Huaiyi looked up and down at Yang Fan, and the more satisfied the more, he could n’t help but laugh and said: “Well! Okay, good kung fu! This is a godlike skill, Seeing the family for the first time, are you ... How many disciples of the family? "

Yang Fan bowed and said: "Disciple seventeen."

"Uh, okay, okay!"

Xue Huaiyi made two rounds around Yang Fan, and the more I watched, the more I liked it, not only because he had a superstar under his hands, he also had the opportunity to show his face in the royal ball game, but also because he did it from the heart. Like Cuju, there is naturally a cult of admiration for Cuju masters, so the more you look at the Yang Fan, the better.

"The Cuju skills of the disciples are all things that do n’t show up. You have won the prize, Master Abbot!"

"Fart! What does it mean to be unattractive? Those babbling poems and words, you have to work hard to practice, and you have become a reward. What is different from this Cuju? To say it is useful, They are neither eaten nor worn. They are not used with the country and the people. They are all things to relax and relax when the egg is hurting. Apprentices should not be complacent ... um ... "

Xue Huaiyi turned his head to look at Xiao Sha Mi, and Xiao Sha Mi hurriedly said, "Fei Bo!"

Xue Huaiyi said with a rough voice: "Yes, do n’t be willing to waste yourself! You must reuse you as a teacher! You know what you do, go, take down the cassock at the first seat of Zan Baima Temple, and replace it with seventeen, from today At the beginning, you. It is the first seat of our White Horse Temple! "

Xia Sha Xiao, who knows how to do it, said: "Abbot, Brother Seventeen is the first of our White Horse Temple, what about Master Sanshan?"

Xue Huaiyi waved his hand: "Reducing him to the west, the head monk of each class, one by one in turn."

Knowingly agreed, and hurried away.

Under the abbot, there are four heads. It is first seat, west, back and main. Poor Master Sanshan, the abbot of Baima Temple with great virtue and profound Dharma, is Wang Xiaoer's New Year, and one year is not as good as one year. First of all because of the purpose of Wu Zetian. From the abbot to the first seat, now because of Xue Huaiyi, from the first seat to the west.

Yang Fan listened. Instead of showing a joyful expression, he owed his head and said: "Master Master is so appreciative, the disciple is very grateful, but ... the disciples don't understand the Dharma, and they dare not take this important task."

Xue Huaiyi smiled and said: "Fart's important task, you can just let Sanshan do it, you are only responsible for the same, playing! You play well for the master, and tune your brothers and sisters, and come to the Japanese Palace and have Cuju During the event. () Sajia can also prevail. Hahaha ... "

Xue Huaiyi crossed his arms and laughed loudly.

Yang Fan's mouth slightly flicked a smile, and then turned into a sad face, suddenly weeping to the ground, sobbing: "Master is so loving. The disciple is really flattered. But ... but Master is so loving, the disciple is really not Dare to deceive the master, the disciples don't have some hidden feelings, can't show their heads, this first ... is really not dare to be. "

"Huh?"

Xue Huaiyi stared at the bull's eye and shouted: "Man, big husband. What did your mother-in-law cry, say! What are your hardships, do you have a master for you! Let's go to the Zen room of Sajia!"

In the Zen room, Xue Huaiyi sits on the Zen bed, left-hand wine jar, right-hand sea bowl. When Yang Fan and Ma Qiao have told the story again, most of that jar has been drunk by him.

"Abbot, that's it. After all, this matter violates the laws of the country. The disciple was guilty and timid. What he didn't dare to say was that the abbot pushed his heart to the disciple. How could the disciple hide something even if he died? Now, the disciples have said, Abbot, do you think, if your disciple has this sinful karma, how dare you be in the first place, and be around the abbot? Right now ..., alas! Let's ... surrender ourselves! "

Yang Fan's face is sincere, and there are tears in his eyes, tears are weak and sad, and the thick branches and leaves of Ma Qiao called by him have not understood the meaning of Yang Fan. Standing there, after being stomped secretly by Yang Fan, he suddenly changed into a helpless look.

"Uh"

Xue Huaiyi made a hiccup and said drunkenly and dimly: "What a big deal is it to give the family home, is it such a little fart?"

"Yes, abbot!"

"That's all right!"

Xue Huaiyi waved his big hand and said with a big tongue: "You can do it according to the instructions of the family, I see which one ate the bear heart, dare to come to you for your trouble!"

As soon as Xue Huaiyi mentioned this, the sage monk hurried in and panicked and said: "Abbot, abbot, bad things, Luoyang came a large number of servants, surrounded our Baima Temple, said yes ... What fugitive arrested. "

"What?"

When Xue Huaiyi heard the anger, he shoved the wine jar to the ground, shattered it, and the wine spilled on the ground. Xue Huaiyi bare-chested and bare-chested, jumped up with bare feet, and yelled: "What a big dog gall! Sprinkle home to see!"

Xue Huaiyi angrily rolled up his sleeves, put the monk shoes around, and patted the chest on Yang Fan: "The monk who sprinkles the family can neither read the Scriptures nor learn the Buddha, and ca n’t teach you anything, just can protect you Zhou Quan, you are in trouble outside, and you have your own family to take care of you! What scriptures to read and what Buddha to worship, the family is your Buddha, be at ease! "

Yang Fan winked at Ma Qiao and bowed down together: "Thank you Master Abbot!"

Xue Huaiyi laughed loudly, flicked his sleeves, and walked out with great strides.

Tang Zong led the people around the monk's house in the backyard of Baima Temple, and stopped the two prisoners from escaping. This made the informant monk inform Xue Huaiyi, thinking about going in and explaining the situation to him, and taking the prisoner away.

He was standing at the door of the monastery in the backyard, and suddenly he saw a strong and burly monk, bare-chested, vigorously rushing out of the enclave, chasing the wise monk and a bunch of disciples behind him. Xue Huaiyi , Quickly sort out the clothes, just hit it, Xue Huaiyi He grabbed his collar and lifted him up.

Xue Huaiyi stared at his eyes and shouted: "You ate bear heart leopard gall, and dare to surround the white horse temple of the family!"

Tang Zong hurriedly said: "Master Xue is angry, Master Xue please listen to the official explanation, this matter ..."

"Bah!"

Xue Huaiyi spit on the star, and Tang Tang's face was full of anger, said: "People who take you, leave me immediately! You are not worthy to talk to Buddha, call Luoyang Yin Yunzhe to see the house!"

After Xue Huaiyi finished speaking, he shoved Tang Zong severely and shouted loudly: "Come here, beat them up and I will go out!"

Xue Huaiyi's next class of disciples carried a whistle stick and threw it with a whistle. Those patrolling tolerances have knives in their waists. How dare you do it with these monks, Xue Huaiyi is looking at them angrily.

Tang Zong couldn't dodge, and he was hit with two sticks. His heart was filled with anger, but unless he didn't want to live anymore, he dared to draw a knife to resist. He had never imagined that Xue Huaiyi had reached such a level.

"Play, call me and go out!"

Xue Huaiyi stood on the steps and laughed and scolded: "It ’s a real courage! Who dares to take the white horse temple of Sajia as his back garden, Sajia will bury him in this back garden. ! A group of yagouzi! "

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Tang longitudinally fled back to the Yamen gate, and had no time to complain to Yin Luzhe. The abbot of Baima Temple, Zuo Wuwei, Great General, and Liang Guogong Xue Huaiyi were thrown into the Luoyang palace. Luoyang Yin Luzhe immediately dropped All things on the desk, quickly rushed to the White Horse Temple to pay homage to Xue Huaiyi.

However, at the time of Liangzhuxiang, Lu Fuyin, who was scolded by Xue Huaiyi for a blood shower, left the White Horse Temple in a panic, and immediately returned to Fuya to call Tang Zong, and ordered him to immediately withdraw the pictures posted by Jiucheng Figures, recovering and issuing the sea arrest documents of various states and counties, abandoning the Ma Qiao and the mysterious person in the secret robbery, and selling all the cases.

Tang Zong shocked: "Fu Yin, such a sky-shattering case, just forget it?"

Lu Zhe said with a sullen face: "This officer so orders, you just follow the instructions, why not ask more?"

Tang Zongxi said: "Sir, it's a rare event to rob the law court in a hundred years, and it's actually called us to come across it. There are too many people who have heard about this incident between the court and the field. If this is the case, the flag will be extinguished. Then let's ... "

Lu Zhe sneered: "So what? Who would ask about it? Is it Ministry of Justice Zhang Shangshu, who is self-sufficient, or the well-regarded Qiuguan Zhou Vice minister? Huh! You just have to do it according to my orders. , This officer only asks you! "

Tang pressed his head, and responded angrily, turned around and left.

Lv Zhe called him and said sharply: "Tang Shaofu, this case must be withdrawn, you must withdraw it cleanly, if you are unwilling to do anything in secret ..., hey! The official can not care, but The one at Baima Temple, who is reasonable and unreasonable, unreasonably stirs up the third, you better ... think twice! "

Tang Zong lost face in this case, and was really unwilling. He originally wanted to use his powers to blame him for violating the law. He secretly investigated and heard Lu Zhe ’s instructions. I promised again that my chest was a little bit weak.

Tang Zong left, according to Lu Fuyin ’s instructions, sent someone to withdraw the wanted notices posted all over the city, canceled the case filed by the government, and asked people to immediately retrieve the sea arrest documents paid to each state and county . Then he sent a few lawyers and oil officials to Wu Guangde's house and Bao Yinyin's family.

Wu Guangde was almost killed. It was Ma Qiao who surrendered himself to escape, and he could not hate Ma Qiao. I also know that the truth is that my own lady is a scorpion. She is not a lover. She wants to kill him. Only, where will be investigated.

The Bao family surrendered because of Ma Qiao, the truth became known, and they were notorious for a while, and they were already ashamed. They were all told by those sticks and slick old officials. The case was never mentioned again, as if it had never happened at all.

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