My Elder Sister is a Superstar: 600 Hundred 40 Daily Jindoujin
Qin Ze didn't sleep well at night, had an indescribable dream, and was awakened by killing qi in his crotch.
Stretch your hand...
"oh fuck."
Qin Ze lifted the quilt, a carp stood up, took out a few Paper Towel (zhijin) and wiped it clean, got out of the bed, went to the closet and took out new boxers.
He looked at the boxer shorts in his hand, his face blank, this...wet dream?
This thing for men is just like a woman’s aunt. It comes every month, but men can release it manually, while women can only bear it passively.
It can be seen that the active and passive between men and women are inherently doomed.
How many years ago.
Such a thing can happen.
I remember him except for the period of adolescence time I've been there a few times, then in junior high school schoolmate Watching the magical love film that Dongying Fusang passed in with mp4 biography, he learned it without a teacher Jianghu The "Five Dragons Holding Pillars" technique, which has been popular in China, has opened the door to a new world.
Then I have never had this experience again.
your mother seems to be only three days old, the vault is full?
Yes, you can show fuck into gold.
Qin Ze dropped the boxer briefs and patted the waist with satisfaction, said in a low voice: "Son, you said, I want to sleep in Zijin’s mom’s house tonight, or Su Yu’s house, Baba will definitely satisfy you."
After putting on the sportswear, he sent a message to Wang Zijin. A moment later, the door of the sister’s room opened.
Qin Ze saw Wang Zijin coming out with two dark circles under his eyes, his eyes straight, his hair messed up, his egg face dumbfounded, and he apparently did not wake up.
"What's going on, what time did you sleep last night." Qin Ze said.
"12 order around," Wang Zijin yawned: "Your sister can toss me to death."
"How to toss?" Qin Ze was startled.
"Chat, the chatter is endless, I’m all asleep, and wake me up several times."
Qin Ze thought for a while, "My sister won’t wake up if she doesn’t sleep until seven o’clock, or will we go back to the room and sleep? Big deal, you won’t go to company this morning."
Wang Zijin gave him a white look, "I don't want it."
From 5:30 to 7 o'clock, the morning exercise ends, Qin Ze buys food early, and Wang Zijin enters the supermarket next door.
Soon she came out carrying a plastic bag containing two bags of instant noodles.
Walking side by side to the community, the voice of Qin Ze passed through the mask and asked curiously: "Why are you buying instant noodles."
"Prepared for you."
"Me? I don’t eat instant noodles."
"Not eating," Wang Zijin smiled cunningly: "Kneel."
Qin Ze: "!!!"
Wang Zijin said: "A piece of instant noodles is broken, and a penalty of ten points clock will be imposed. Learn about the new method of kneeling."
Qin Ze angrily said: "What am I doing wrong?"
Wang Zijin hummed: "Why did she knock on her door last night."
Qin Ze: "I want to try to see if she has slept. I will come to your room when I sleep... who knows that I haven’t slept with you yet, you have been slept by her."
Wang Zijin blushed and snorted: "Sleep you big head ghost, vulgar."
Qin Ze: "hē hē, is it not vulgar to be called elder brother?"
Wang Zijin chased all the way with instant noodles, and the two of them ran into the community with joy.
The instant noodles were half broken before kneeling.
Qin Ze slipped downstairs and found Wang Zijin holding his knees with his hands, gasping for breath.
Lack of sleep, long time morning exercise, physical strength has long been overdrawn.
Qin Ze returned and said: "Tired, right? I told you to go to bed, but I want to be brave."
Wang Zijin angrily said: "Is it really sleeping, I must not be more tired in bed?"
After all, it’s Wang·Fear of being Zijin.
Qin Ze said with pity: "Idiot, I can't hear the jokes, I will take you upstairs."
Wang Zijin snorted and let him hug himself, arms clasped around his neck.
Qin Ze hā hā said: "Stupid, can't hear the joke, just the joke. Just now you can't run away, I will let you try the Qin's acupuncture."
Wang Zijin: "..."
She suddenly remembered a word that fits her mood at this time: Nancun group children deceived me into being old and weak, openly hugged me into the bamboo, her lips were dry and she couldn't help but sigh.
Qin Ze issued a series of lascivious smiles.
Wang Zijin shouted: "A'Ze no acts shamelessly, your sister will wake up now."
Qin Ze: "It’s okay, you don’t know my speed."
Ocean King Ze, one knife a second.
Wang Zijin pouting unhappy.
"Angry? Then I will tell you a joke." Qin Ze said.
Wang Zijin shook his head: "No, no, I'm not angry."
Qin Ze ignored it and asked: "Duck is quack, sheep is bleating, dog is barking, do you know how chickens call."
Wang Zijin said ill-humoredly: "Is this a joke, it's not funny at all, the **** is enough, the mother is clucking."
Qin Ze: "No, the chicken is oh ah oh ah."
Wang Zijin froze for three seconds and reacted, trying to keep his face down, but couldn't hold back, laughed.
Sometimes I'm wondering, such a smart person, a spicy, high-value big boss, how is this hippie smiley face, not at all serious and unstable.
But she just likes it.
Thinking about it, probably girls like lively and interesting men. No one wants to spend a lifetime with a wooden man.
So the beauty always meets scumbag, because scumbag will play, and the introverted otaku old lamented that the cabbage will let the pigs arch. Isn’t that nonsense? The pig will at least arch when seeing the cabbage. otaku will only look at the cabbage and silently liberate his hands.
Three major cancers in society: otaku, code farmers, and official apes.
Program Ape=otaku+Code Farmer.
When she arrived at the door, Qin Ze put her down. She really wanted her to sleep in the morning and go to work at noon.
The Qin's acupuncture method is purely a joke. You can tell the fake by listening to the name. The truth should be the Qin's cudgel method.
This kind of joke between couples very much hopes to be used as a conditioner, otherwise it is easy to lose their passion, respect each other as a guest, and then respect each other as ice.
Qin Baobao is already awake. After washing, he squatted on a chair by the dining table and watched his mobile phone. He wore a loose bear pajamas and waited for younger brother to come back to breastfeed her.
Sister hasn’t worn this baggy cartoon pajamas for a long time, but when she put on these pajamas, it seemed to pull Qin Ze back to university again.
She still hasn’t changed. She’s pretty, charming, tall, and a little cute after wearing the bear pajamas.
Qin Ze has seen her wear office lady suit, has seen her wear luxurious dresses, has seen her wear silk nightgown, but only bear pyjamas can let him find a trace of the past in his ever-changing life.
One person, one basket of small dumplings, one bowl of tofu brain, two youtiao.
The amount of Qin Baobao and Wang Zijin's meals, after eating tofu brain and youtiao, and then eat two small steamed buns, basically full, and the rest are eaten by Qin Ze.
The meal size of Qin Ze's is at least twice that of ordinary adult men.
After eating, Wang Zijin returned to the room to sleep when requested by Qin Ze's.
When Qin Ze opened the door, my sister pulled him, stepped on his toes, pecked at his face, and quietly said: "Don't lock the door at 11 at night."
At point 11, the Wang Zijin's circadian clock decides that she has fallen asleep.
Qin Ze: "..."
Sister Jiuding said that she will sleep with you tonight, but I will not sleep with you tonight.
Son, Dad said something.
......
At 9:30 in the evening, Fudan university, the girls’ dormitory.
Xu Yanyan is in the headquarters. Most of the dormitory buildings in the headquarters are old houses and freshmen. The accommodation is not very good. The quadruple room has a bed on the top and a desk on the bottom.
I heard that the accommodation in the Southern District and the Northern District is better. They are suites, have separate toilets, and there are public washing machines in the dormitory buildings. But that is where the seniors of the graduate school and Ph.D lived, and the new students who had just arrived, could only live in the headquarters dormitory in the worst condition.
Like the Martial World Opening Conference, the positions are all senior Jianghu seniors sitting, and the young man who first entered the Jianghu can only stand. Later, those young men who were young on the Sūrya day and earth were illusions from otaku writers.
Girls’ dormitories are quicker and cleaner than boys’ dormitories, but they are no better. Various clothes hung on the balcony, and computers, books, and various cosmetics were placed on the desk.
Be hypocritical, you also need to put curtains on the bed, and you don’t know what to do in bed at night.
Four people in the bedroom, two lying on the bed with mask, one with pedicure nails, Xu Yanyan sitting at the table, watching Qin Baobao concert video with a notebook.
"Yanyan, how many times have you listened?" said the manicure girl.
"Nice, there are new songs in it."
"The ears grow cocoons." A girl said ill-humoredly who put on a mask.
"No," Xu Yanyan said: "I was thinking, what kind of person is Qin Ze, in order to create so many songs with different emotions, he should be a person with a rich emotional world."
"Then you have seen him, what do you think?" The girl with the mask was lying on the bed, her face could not move, she could only squint at Xu Yanyan.
"A very gentle person, like a warm man, speaks very softly, his eyes are bright, his figure is very good, and his speech is always staring at your eyes, giving people a sincere and polite feeling. And more humorous." Xu Yanyan Recalls: "I have him WeChat, as long as I want, I can video with him."
She always said that, almost everyone who knew her had heard it no less than ten times.
Roommates ~IndoMTL.com~ are disdainful for her practice of showing off no action on the mouth. She probably saw Qin Ze's, after all, there are pictures and truth, but adding friends, you can video, it should be the bragging behavior of the little girl.
Xu Yanyan has a lot of money at home. This can be seen from her brand-name bags and expensive makeup that ordinary girls can't match.
But this does not prevent rich second generation Xu Yanyan and the roommates from getting along happily because of her generosity.
She gave the mask that the two girls on the bed put on now. Not only that, but everyone can use her cosmetics. She often invites guests to dinner on weekends. The rich second generation is generous without a shelf and can be eaten everywhere.
"Uh, we know."
"Hello, you can talk to Qin Ze video."
"Renjia celebrity does nothing, waiting for your video all day long."
The roommate’s ridicule and ridicule made Xu Yanyan very angry, hesitated for a moment, opened the chat software, and sent a message in the past: "Qin Ze, is not there."
No accident, the stone sinks into the sea.
The girl with pedicure toenails came over and laughed and said, "Is it really Qin Ze, didn't you just change the name yourself."
The girl who sat up on the bed and looked down sat down in disappointment and smoothed the mask on her face.
I don’t believe it, but I still look forward to it.
Xu Yanyan said with white eyes: "His id is his real name."
The pedicure toenail girl's lip curled: "The circle of friends is also blocked, no information can be seen, who knows the true and false."
Xu Yanyan said: "Let’s make a bet, I want to be able to video with him. You have three bags for the hygiene of the bedroom this month, and my quilts are also responsible for folding."
"If you lose, you will clean up this month."
Xu Yanyan was empty for a while, and said: "No, the three of you are flat, and each of you can sweep up to ten days. I lost it, which is also ten days."
Roommates agree.
Xu Yanyan sends a video request to Qin Ze.