Cultivation Chat Group Chapter 98: It’s so funny.

Not far from the Jiangnan University Campus Affiliated Hospital, a corner of an intersection ...

Old Zhou is very depressed today. When he went to the company in drive a car today, he made a call on the way. At the turn of an intersection, a man suddenly sprinted towards his car at a speed of 100 meters.

The scared Old Zhou hurriedly threw away the phone and exploded. Grasp the steering wheel and twist quickly, quickly turned the car, avoiding the man who flew smoothly. Old Zhou secretly relieved -- is mama, it's too dangerous! Fortunately, the old man car driving is so good, otherwise you guys will hit the street today!

But before the recovery of Old Zhou's pēng pēng beating heart, the man suddenly broke backwards in violation of the laws of physics, tumbling for three and a half weeks, holding his legs in pain, yelling, "ai yō! Leg, my leg was broken! "

The men's screams quickly attracted a crowd of unidentified onlookers.

The masses do n’t know what they are doing. They do n’t know if the car crashed into a person or the car crashed. tongues are wagging.

damn! Man, haven't you hit the old man's car? Did you hit the air wall? The old man is not a master of ability and does not have the skills of an air wall!

This is the legendary insurance scam, right?

However, it is said that insurance scam will find the famous cars that are rich at first glance? Can such a bad car attract insurance scam?

Old Zhou This is something unknown, nowadays business is difficult, who cares what kind of car you are?

Old Zhou sighed with a bitter expression on his face. There was no monitoring nearby, and he didn't have any driving recorder on this rotten car.

He touched his pocket, there was only one row of various cards, and a twenty-dollar cash note and two one-yuan coins.

Twenty-two yuan, it is estimated that unable sent a man lying and screaming? The excellent acting skills of this movie emperor are not worth twenty yuan!

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Song Shuhang is just helping the short-haired girl to the intersection, ready to stop a car for rent here.

The two just happened to witness the ‘full process of a car accident’.

"Is this a car crash?" indifferently said, a short-haired girl, could see the car already avoid from her point of view, but the man slammed into it and screamed.

"It wasn't a human collision ... but it didn't crash at all." Song Shuhang now has great vision. From his perspective, he can clearly see that the man did not crash into the car at all, and fell on the ground and started screaming.

"oh, I know this is insurance scam." The short-haired girl glanced at Shuhang: "Are you going to testify?"

Are you a nosy man, no reason to help?

"If the number of witnesses is insufficient, it is useless, and we have no video, and there is no monitoring nearby." Song Shuhang shook his head, and the man who screamed in the screaming was undoubtedly professional, and the location he found was very suitable for insurance scam.

"Then don't care so?" After thinking about it, the short-haired girl suddenly opened her eyes and said, "Why, We're up, to beat the screaming guy on the ground?"

"Do n’t, violence can't solve all problems, this will only make the driver have more trouble!" Song Shuhang hurriedly advised: "look at my! Stand here first and wait, I will drop by to you in a while Call for taxi ... By the way, do you have any change for body? "

The short-haired girl froze and shook her head.

"Then I will borrow you first, and have fate then see you again will remember to pay me back later." Song Shuhang took out fifty from his pocket and stuffed it into a short-haired girl. Anyway, he just got a lot of ill-gotten money recently, and he has a lot of money.

While the short-haired girl responded, Song Shuhang already strode to the scene of the accident and crowded the crowd.

"Jean, let Jean!" He was muscular now and squeezed away from the crowd.

Then, he squatted down at the screaming man side, staring at the other side for a while: "yō, it looks like he was hit."

The man who screamed to the ground secretly glanced at Shuhang, and even more screamed.

Song Shuhang cough screamed, "Master driver, you see people have been hit like this, not to accompany a car for tens of thousands of things."

The screaming man suddenly felt that great determination -- was originally worried that this handsome young man came to expose him, but he did not expect that this young man gave him a beautiful assist. He suddenly became happy and screamed even more cheerfully.

In the car, Old Zhou touched twenty-two pieces in his pocket and sighed silently. Hold the phone in your hand, ready to report a police first.

"Master, what are you waiting for, get off the bus." Song Shuhang said, an opponent was groping in body of insurance scammer.

insurance scammer feels this little young, something is wrong. This little hand keeps touching in body, won't it be gay? Take advantage of me? Eat me tofu?

All of a sudden, insurance scammer body has goosebumps.

But ... he's a very actor-like man, although he's not a regular actor. But at this time, even if you are eaten tofu, you have to clenched your teeth.

Screams, don't stop!

But soon, insurance scammer found something wrong.

I saw the handsome boy reaching into his pocket and pulling out his wallet.

In there, he can hold all his current possessions, yō.

This sum of money is to prevent the accidental hospitalization of insurance scam. -- insurance scam is also a very dangerous occupation. If you encounter a road killer or a female driver, you may be seriously injured and hospitalized. Then, in case the female driver body has no cash or encounters a bad street killer, she simply runs away?

Many hospitals now recognize money but don't recognize people. What should I do if body has no money?

After talking so much nonsense, what I want to express is that he has money in his wallet!

The eye-catching little young man took out his wallet, bulging, and was very satisfied. Then, the young man smiled warmly at him. And then ... this little young man got up and ran away all the way, his eyes would soon disappear.

insurance scammer came to her senses, but she encountered a robbery while on fire: "I **** you has an uncle!"

insurance scammer rolled from the ground and Lisuo got up. It was like lightning, chasing up, and chasing after him: "Stop, stop your grandpa, don't run! Kill the thousand swords!"

The broken car of insurance scam can knock hundreds of pieces if it is dead. But I have two thousand in my wallet. Don't be too big for small!

The onlookers, who had no idea of ​​the truth, saw the man who was just screaming on the ground, but now he was chasing the young man with his legs and legs, like lightning. How can this guy's legs look broken? It really is insurance scam!

Old Zhou was secretly relieved in the car, and the hand holding the twenty-two dollar bill was also loosened. Thinking about the handsome young man in his mind, Old Zhou laments: "nowadays, there are still many people."

After sighing, he started his broken car and walked away.

On the other side, the girl with short hair could n’t help laughing after watching the complete process.

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Song Shuhang took the insurance scammer with an interest and ran for 1,800 meters. He waited until the other side was out of breath, and when his face turned white and vomited, he sped up the other side to eat ashes.

He even had time to call a taxi halfway and let the other party pick up the short-haired girl at the intersection. Uncle Driver is very happy to pick up people ...

insurance scammer desperately looking at the Song Shuhang's distant figure, and my heart is extremely depressed: your ya can run so fast, and the dry hair hangs me for such a long journey? Wouldn't it be nice to get rid of me earlier?

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A taxi parked in front of a short-haired girl: "Little girl, did you have a guy who asked me to pull?"

"Well, it's me." The short-haired girl, holding fifty yuan, got into the rental.

Well, it's funny.