Cultivation Chat Group Chapter 775: Little White ＋ Little White ＝？

Senior Whiteto: "Just make me laugh happily, even if you pass the level. I have let you go so many times before, you must have read a lot of jokes when you go back?"

Song Shuhang: "..."

Seeing that Song Shuhang didn't answer, Senior Whiteto raised his eyebrows slightly: "Why, did you collect jokes? Or did you say that you didn't take my jokes to heart?"

Song Shuhang promptly said: "cough, in fact Senior White when you pulled me in, I was watching a joke!"

"Well, I believe you, so tell a joke," Senior Whiteto said.

"However, these jokes I read are not easy to tell. If you tell them, you may kill me." Song Shuhang honestly said. To this day, I had to confess to Senior Whiteto. It is best to use other methods to replace the 'joke paragraph' as ​​before.

"Speaking, I will kill you? It sounds very interesting ..." After thinking about it, Senior Whiteto said, "Otherwise, please try to speak, let me hear it? So, If I could have the urge to kill you, I can consider you have passed. "

Ha? Let Senior Whiteto have the desire to kill him ... this simply should not be too easy, OK.

Song Shuhang opened his mouth and said, "Hehe, when you have long hair ... bì bì bì bì" ​​

It was silencer.

"If you really want to die, I can complete yours, Little Friend Song Shuhang." Senior Whiteto smiled and said, "In addition, I want you to tell a joke ... not to poke my dark history."

"Actually, I have always felt that this paragraph is very interesting." Song Shuhang earnestly said: "Anyway, Senior White you already had the idea of ​​'kill me'? So, I won. Intelligence related to the survival of Ruism , I will accept it! "

Senior Whiteto: "..."

"Or, Senior White you want to go back on your own word?" Song Shuhang added.

"hē hē hē." Senior Whiteto said: "Well, I'd like to tell you that Nine Serenities World's's Evil Lotus and Ruism's Gentleman's Golden Lotus can both develop a minor world in their own world. Now, this information is definitely reliable."

"Can a minor world really be developed? Isn't that great? The wish of Ruism hundreds of thousands of years can be realized ..." Song Shuhang said. When he was in rune before, he heard the communication between the old man Ruism and Golden Lotus. Ruism cultivated this 'Gentleman's Golden Lotus' in order to open up a realm and develop a minor world that is enough for Ruism disciples to survive. Since then, the battle between Ruism and Nine Serenities World is no longer passively beaten, but is in the attackable, retreatable status.

But suddenly, Song Shuhang's voice froze: "wait, is a big event related to the life and death of Ruism. After could it be, Ruism's Golden Lotus Dimension was developed, there will be security risks? Or, will the space of Evil Lotus be related to Golden Lotus Dimension? Even through Evil Lotus Dimension, what Exploded off Golden Lotus Dimension? "

Senior Whiteto: "Not so exaggerated like you think, but Evil Lotus Dimension and Golden Lotus Dimension are indeed connected. As long as you use some method, you can directly enter Golden Lotus Dimension through Nine Serenities World's Evil Lotus Dimension."

Song Shuhang sighed. In that case, the Golden Lotus Dimension in the Ruism world would be like a sheep.

"And what is more important, Nine Serenities World, there is an not weaker than me fellow, is preparing to enter‘ Evil Lotus Dimension ’through Nine Serenities World's‘ Evil Lotus Dimension ’as a springboard. This is what I mean by‘ Ruism life and death great tribulation ’.” Senior Whiteto added.

"not weaker than Senior White guy? Senior White are you strong?" Song Shuhang subconsciously blurted out. As soon as he said this, he wanted to give himself a mouthful of the frank and outspoken problem. When he felt already in Song Shuhang, he suddenly became ill. Jump out and let him experience the throbbing pain of the old disease again.

"hē hē hē." Senior Whitetolightly smiled.

"cough, what ... Senior White, I mean, I would like to ask, Senior White how strong are you?" Song Shuhang quickly remedied.

You can make up for it.

"Hehe, if you have to ask this question ... I will give you a hypothesis. If I jump to 'Golden Lotus Dimension' through 'Evil Lotus Dimension', I can move Ruism entire personnel, from old to young, human to beast with one hand From magical item to building, kill them all. "Senior Whitetoindifferently said.

"One hand?" Song Shuhang swallowed secretly.

"Well, there can be no more with one hand," Senior Whiteto said.

Song Shuhang suddenly felt that the legs were a little soft, and the combat power of Senior Whiteto sounded even stronger than Venerable White in present world. And he did this in front of Senior Whiteto, so the waves, will he be pinched to death by Senior Whiteto with a finger?

"Knowing now?" Senior Whiteto laughed.

"By the way, I remember you are now unable out of 'World of the Nine Serenities'?" Song Shuhang suddenly thought of this.

"Oh, have you forgotten the connection between Evil Lotus Dimension and Golden Lotus Dimension? If that not weaker than me fellow is successful ... I can always find a similar way to leave Nine Serenities World's," Senior Whiteto reminded.

"Senior White, if I admit that still have time is wrong?" Song Shuhang asked earnestly.

"So tell me a funny joke, funny joke, or make me feel like killing your joke, I can let you leave this 'Infinite Makeup Test Dimension', you all call this space like this "" Said Senior Whiteto.

Walk around, come back here again.

Song Shuhang: "Senior White, apart from the joke, you have no other love ok ma? We can't change anything else?"

"My whole life ... I'm counting on jokes to live." Senior Whiteto looked at calmly said.

It's too cheap to count on your life!

So, could it be, do I really want to tell evil jokes to Senior Whiteto?

I always feel that if I speak evil jokes, I will drag myself into a place of nowhere.

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Song Shuhang After thinking for a while, suddenly ... he thought of another more important thing.

Song Shuhang: "Senior White, Ruism's this great tribulation's intelligence, even if you tell me, what can I do?"

existence of Ruism 'Gentleman's Golden Lotus', but White Cloud Academy's biggest secret right now is 'Gentleman's Golden Lotus', White Cloud Academy didn't tell anyone.

Song Shuhang Even if he can get the connection between "Evil Lotus Dimension" and "Golden Lotus Dimension", how will he pass this message to White Cloud Academy?

could it be wants to tell the other party: There is a problem with your Golden Lotus. The minor world developed will be directly connected to Nine Serenities World's Evil Lotus?

In this case, he has to explain to the Ruism's people first where he got the 'Golden Lotus Dimension' thing. In addition, Ruism prepared hundreds of thousands of years for Golden Lotus Dimension, and impossible stopped his Golden Lotus Dimension development plan because of his a single sentence and an intelligence.

"Oh, you've asked for an idea." Senior Whiteto said: "Since I'm looking for you, it means that I have a solution in my hand. Although it may not be successful, I can let you try it."

"Please Senior White teach me how to do it." Song Shuhang said.

"I have a set of methods here, you after learning, go to Ruism's Golden Lotus Dimension, and then use this method to burn your mark in Golden Lotus Dimension. At that time, you became the owner of Golden Lotus Dimension, you should be able to stop that guy Pass 'Evil Lotus Dimension' as a springboard and enter Golden Lotus Dimension. "Senior Whiteto said.

Song Shuhang said with a bitter smile: "The question is, how do I get into Golden Lotus Dimension. And, with my strength, can a ruler become a space? Even if I become the ruler of the space, I can resist the Senior White you said Did the guy enter 'Golden Lotus Dimension'? "

He is not a Ruism disciple, Ruism will definitely not give him a chance to enter Golden Lotus Dimension in a short time.

"That's what you worry about." Senior Whiteto shrugged his shoulders and he can only help everyone get here.

In fact, as he said to Liquid Metal Ball, no matter whether the liquid golden ball is successful or not, this operation is not bad for him.

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Song Shuhang thought for a while, and asked, "Senior White, can I teach you the method to others, for example, Ruism's disciples?"

Golden Lotus Dimension is a space cultivated by Ruism hundreds of thousands of years. It is not appropriate for Song Shuhang to become ruler in this space. if possible, let the Ruism disciples handle it by themselves.

"up to you, I just do what I can do by myself. As for how you can stop 'that guy', just none of my business." Senior Whiteto does not matter.

Next, Senior Whiteto will teach Song Shuhang how to leave a mark on Golden Lotus Dimension. The process is not complicated ... just put up a lot of poses, match true qi or spirit power in body fusion, turn into a brand, and stay in Golden Lotus Dimension. Just dance a dance about the same.

Senior Whiteto, it looks good.

However, Senior Whiteto and unable guarantee that this method will surely succeed. He is only the looks at Liquefied Metal Ball in 'Evil Lotus Dimension', leaving a mark in this way, theoretically speaking, can leave a mark in Evil Lotus, it should be feasible in Golden Lotus.

"If it's not enough, you can also do this method the other way around." Senior Whiteto said.

Song Shuhang: "..."

It's too unreliable to look so casual.

"Okay, what I want to tell you, what I want to teach you, are done. Now, time is running out. In Nine Serenities World, the guy who is not weaker than me, already, has branded it in 'Evil Lotus Dimension' If you move more slowly and Ruism's Golden Lotus Dimension blooms, it will skip over Nine Serenities World. At that time, you're too late. "Senior Whiteto said.

"I'll be right back." Song Shuhang said with a nod.

"Um ... finally, did you forget something? If you want to leave, please tell me a joke to make me laugh, or a joke that makes me have the urge to kill you." Senior Whiteto said .

Song Shuhang: "..."

"time is running out." Senior Whiteto floats in the sky: "Maybe, you have to help Ruism in just a few minutes, think carefully."

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Song Shuhang will never tell evil jokes in front of Senior Whiteto. However, at this moment he had a clever idea in his head and thought of an interesting subject of long time ago.

"Senior White, if I have to say something, then I will tell one." Song Shuhang looked seriously and asked: "A Little White ... oh wrong; a Little White ... not right; one Little White plus one Little White , How much is it? "

Senior Whiteto: "..."

Is there anything funny about this subject?

But when he saw Song Shuhang's serious face, he responded cooperatively: "Well, bit Little White."

"Congratulations, you're wrong!" Song Shuhang smiled proudly: "The answer is Little White rabbit."

"..." Senior Whiteto: "Why?"

"Because, one ... oh, no, one Little White plus one Little White equals Little White. Little White is Little Whiteto. By the way, to is a number in a language in the world now, that thing It's called 'English'. To read it in Chinese, it's 'rabbit', so the answer is Little White rabbit! "

Senior Whiteto squeezed his chin and thought about it.

After thinking for a while, he finally understood the problem with a smile: "Ha Ha Ha, a bit interesting."

"Um, um, how is it fun?" Song Shuhang looked forward.

"For a moment, I really had the urge to punch you, okay, you are qualified this time." Senior Whiteto waved.

Song Shuhang's consciousness has returned to the real world.

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When he came back, he found himself lying on a bench, Yu Jiaojiao and Su Clan's The Sixteenth were sitting not far away, chatting in a low voice about something interesting.

After hearing voice from Shuhang, Su Clan's The Sixteenth turned his head: "Shuhang, you awake la."

"Well ... once again came out of that space smoothly." Song Shuhang sighed.

"Are you going to tell a joke to the unnamed senior this time?" Yu Jiaojiao asked.

Song Shuhang smiled and nodded.

"Then, did you tell that senior a" evil joke "?" Yu Jiaojiao looked forward to it again.

"Jiaojiao, what picture are you filling in your brain?" Song Shuhang sighed: "I didn't tell the 'evil joke'. At the time, I was agitated and thought of a mind twister problem. I got confused. Right, now it is not It's time to say these things. Are they Senior White? "

"Senior White seems to be mysteriously invited by the Ruism's disciple's god, please, and he seems to be invited to participate in a big event of Ruism's." Su Clan's The Sixteenth said, saying her secret voice transmission said: "I guess, the activities that Ruism said should follow that Strain Gentleman's Golden Lotus. "(To be continued.)