The Male God’s Favorable Impressions Are Difficult to Farm Chapter 4: Warm and pet drowning text 03 (catching insects)
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Chapter 4 Warm Net Matching Pet Drowning Article 03
When Ye Junge woke up, Ye Junjing was already up, rubbing his messy hair to wash, and when he went out, he saw breakfast on the table.
[Ding! World distortion degree +5%, current distortion degree 10%]
Ye Jun, a singer who intends to steal a fried radish ball, has a meal: "What's the matter?"
【Relaxing relations with Ye Junjing and cohabiting together, to some extent distorted the fate of the original owner. 】
Ye Junge expressed his understanding and continued to steal meatballs.
"Why don't you take the chopsticks?" Ye Junjing walked over and patted Ye Junge's paws, took a piece of paper from the table and wiped him off the grease, then put a pair of chopsticks into his hands, "Okay, eat. ."
Ye Junge's heart moved as he looked down and wiped the oil stains.
After eating breakfast calmly, I became more determined about the idea of getting the tickets for women and girls. A good man who can go to the hall or the kitchen, he will not have to cook by himself in the future, and he will be happy if he thinks about it. Yes, Ye Junge is a lazy.
However, the most important thing is that he actually eats the food that Ye Junjing cooked. God knows that he hasn't eaten other people's food for many years. When he eats it, he feels everything is wrong, and he always feels that it tastes wrong everywhere.
Suppressing the surprise in his heart, Ye Junge greeted him and went back to the room to check the effect of yesterday's Weibo.
Ye Junjing packed up the dishes, called the company to say that he was going to be late, and then went downstairs to buy daily necessities. He came in a hurry last night and didn't bring a lot of things, so he had to buy everything again.
Zhongcai.com has already exploded. Everyone didn't expect such a **** to unfold. Who can tell them why the song became the great **** Junye when they wake up? ! Is it an annual supernatural event? !
Some people questioned Jun Ye's lie, the reason is that Jun Ye’s voice is not very similar to Jun Ye’s voice, and then Jun Ye’s fans spit out: Our sama is famous for its ever-changing voice? No knowledge is not terrible. The terrible thing is that there is no common sense. As long as people who have been caught in the Internet for a long time will know this, our biggest hobby of sama was to speak in different voices on Wai Wai, and then lie to us that we are Sama's friend or relative, and the voice is hard to hear is Sama's voice. After being cheated so many times, if you believe him again, there will be ghosts! Besides, the sound of Jun Geyi is really a more mature version of sama's voice, ah, ah Su, my face is bloody!
Ye Junge went to the penguin first, and Dididi popped up news about Dongfangyuan.
Dongfangyuan: Jun Ge, are you really Jun Ye?
Dongfangyuan's mood is very complicated. He has always been a loyal fan of Jun Ye, and he was determined to join the online matchmaking circle after listening to Jun Ye's drama. Unexpectedly, Jun Ye is the sweetheart. It is also blamed for the original host to change his voice habitually as soon as he dubbed the drama. The voice he usually speaks is completely different from the voice of the dubbed voice.
Ye Junge took a look, and replied: Um
Dongfangyuan: Why didn't you tell me earlier?
Jun Ge Yi: You did not ask
Dongfangyuan did not send any more messages, and Ye Junge was too happy to ignore him, and he also heard the system prompt.
[Ding! Dongfangyuan's favorability degree +5, the current favorability degree is 75]
Ye Junge didn't know why Dongfangyuan's favorability for him suddenly increased. Could it be because of Jun Ye's identity? He didn't know the reason why Dongfangyuan entered the network distribution circle, and he could only guess from the recent events.
The situation on the Internet has changed again. Someone said with a rhythm that Jun Ye opened a trumpet and played everyone like a monkey. Come back, why do you change your trumpet? Is it fun to behave like this?
Jun Ye’s fans sprayed back: We like to open trumpets, can you control it? This is feelings, do you understand? By the way, why are you opening a trumpet?
They didn't say it, but they also complained that Sama didn't say that he had come back earlier, which made them wait for a long time.
Ye Junge simply opened Weibo.
cv Junye: I originally didn’t plan to come back after retiring, but Dongfang Yuan was my hairpin. He asked me to accompany him to mix the network with him. I can’t refuse, but I think I use a large size It violates the original intention of "accompany him", and I don’t think he doesn’t need me to pave the way for him as a great god. This is an insult to his ability, so I simply changed to a trumpet and didn’t notify you. My fault, but in order not to expose I can only do this, the only thing I can do is to turn my trumpet into purple so that everyone can hear my new drama, although everyone does not know that Junge is Junye, But everyone can hear my new drama is the same
The comments below have their own words, some express understanding, some sneer, some people think that Jun Ye and Dongfang Yuan are really good brothers, and some say that Jun Ye is hypocritical.
But the largest number is the CP fan of Junye x Dongfangyuan that suddenly appeared.
Ye Junge watched the developments, thought about Ye Junjing who was about to chase him, and decisively posted another Weibo.
cv Junye: Don’t get me wrong. Dongfang Yuan and I are just good buddies who grew up together. I already have someone I like.
"┭┮﹏┭┮ loves to tell me that this is not true! Why is my natal cp! Actually! There is a sweetheart! Ah! I don’t believe it!"
"Sama, you are so cruel! I just got on you and Dongfang Yuan sama just now, you told me such a cruel fact!"
"(⊙▽⊙) Fortunately, I am not very cute, otherwise I will be abused and cry."
Ye Junge continued to post Weibo regardless of how his fans howled. He suddenly felt that interacting with fans on Weibo was also very interesting.
cv Junye: Besides, for those who can't understand my trumpet, fineness is my only pleasure. Are you going to deprive me of it?
Fans: 233333sama, your only fun is too much, right? Last time you said that lest the world stay in chaos is your only pleasure. In fact, you just get bored and have fun, right?
"Xiaojun." Ye Junjing knocked on the door suddenly and came in, "I'm going to the company. Lunch has been prepared to prevent it in the refrigerator, and the rice has been washed and placed in the rice cooker. At 11:30, you Go and press the cooking button. After half an hour, you can eat it directly. Don’t forget to put the food in the microwave and heat it up. I will cook it for you when I come back. Also, don’t play on the computer for too long to hurt your eyes. "
In normal times, Ye Junge must think he is long-winded, but now I feel that someone cares about you. Isn’t that good?
Ye Junge nodded: "I see, go to the company, I will take care of myself."
Looking at the younger brother who was no longer as alienated as yesterday, Ye Junjing was relieved, his brother's obedient appearance made him want to step forward and rub his arms in his arms, but he remembered how his brother was full of aura yesterday. Still silently suppressed this terrible idea, if he dared to act, he would definitely be photographed on the wall and couldn't pull it off.
In order to prevent herself from feeling uncontrollable, Ye Junjing hurriedly said goodbye and left. Well, she had to go back to Ye's house to get a briefcase.
004 I don’t know where I found the leftover candy from the original owner during the New Year. I ate happily. I looked at Ye Junjing’s back and then at Ye Junge, shaking his hair in confusion.
[Junjun, why are you so pleasant to him? 】Do you like him? 004 is doing a beautiful daydream. You must know that Ye Junge has always been overwhelmed by the severity of snake disease.
Ye Junge squeezed the white hair ball and gave a hmm.
004 was shocked, did he hear it right?
【Junjun you you you ∑(っ°Д°;)っ did you hum? ! ! 】
The stupid system sells stupidly again, and it will be revealed in one day without despising it. Ye Junge didn't want to answer this stupid question.
004 said that he was frightened, and quietly shrank into a ball to calm his mood, although it was originally a ball.
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Dongfangyuan looked at the line on Junye's Weibo: "Don't get me wrong, Dongfang Yuan and I are just good buddies who grew up together. I already have someone I like." He just felt like a knife. He knew that Ye Junge had always regarded him as a good buddy, but when did Junge have someone he likes? Who is that person? Why doesn't he know at all?
Lin You couldn't be happier looking at this sentence. He knew that Dongfang Yuan liked Junge Song. Now Junge Song said that he has someone he likes. Does that mean he has a chance?
Ye Junge searched for various food information on the Internet. In the future, due to cultivation and robots, Interstellar will not care about food, so many foods have been lost. Most people are satisfied if they can fill their stomachs, so nothing Delicious food. But this original home star seems to have a very developed food culture. He felt hungry when he looked at a lot of food pictures. Well, when Ye Junjing came back, he let him cook it for himself.
004 chewed on the candy and made a sudden movement.
[Ding! World distortion degree +3%, current distortion degree is 13%]
[Ding! World distortion degree +5%, current distortion degree 18%]
[Ding! World distortion degree +3%, current distortion degree 21%]
[Ding! Dongfangyuan's favorability degree +5, the current favorability degree is 80]
[Ding! Dongfangyuan has a heart rate of +20, the current heart rate is 50]
Ye Junge listened to the vague system prompt of 004, and looked at it helplessly. Sure enough, a certain stupid dumpling ate candy and dripped saliva all over the floor. When the whole hairball moved, the growth of hair fluttered. Shaking, very funny.
Ye Junge's forehead jumped: "Take care of your saliva, and dare to get saliva everywhere..."
004 scared urine: [No, I dare not! Clean it up right away, huh, cough, cough! 】This is choked by sugar.
To be honest, Ye Junge hasn't found 004's mouth and eyes. Is it possible that the hair is too long to cover it?
"What happened to the prompt sound just now?" Ye Junge decided to change the subject, otherwise he would be **** off by this guy.
[Allala is like this, you gave yourself a high-sounding excuse to open the trumpet. The distortion of the world increases by 3%, and Dongfangyuan's self-masturbation loves you deeper, the distortion increases by 5% by the way Favorability is increased by five, these things affect Lin You’s beautiful and flawless image in Dongfangyuan’s mind, so the distortion is increased by 3%. As for abuse, it’s because you say you and Dongfangyuan are just good brothers and you like it. People. ] 004 finished in one breath, and then happily concluded, [So Junjun, you are indeed the host of my thousands of choices to bind! The efficiency of the task is leveraged! ~(≧▽≦)/~Sahua~】
Starting to sell stupid again.
Ye Junge smoked the corners of his mouth and continued to look at the food pictures.
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In the middle of catching the **** storm on the Internet, the navy hired by Sun Xi obviously wouldn't give up so easily. The jump up and down completely angered Jun Ye's fans.
#Some worrisome fans who jump to death hope you will do it yourself!
lz: I really can't stand it anymore, don't you want us Junye sama? Are you happy if you have to force him out of the circle a second time? Is it interesting for you to jump around and bite? Did Jun Ye sama kill your father or rob your mother? Is it annoying to stare so hard?
1l: I’m a passerby. I’ve been watching for a long time. It’s true that I’ve always been biting by worry fans. To be honest, I think Jun Ye Sama is right. He doesn’t care about that character at all, and he’s not rare to follow Someone group cp, those cp fans are simply unreasonable to make trouble
2l: You don’t understand ls. Some cp fans are late nc. I always feel that my own destiny cp is good everywhere. It seems that everyone is going to dismantle cp and grab cp. In fact, neither of us sama looks good.
3l: I don’t think you can eat grapes and say grapes are sour. Jun Ye couldn’t grasp the heart of Oriental Fate Sama, so why did you say that you don’t like Oriental Fate Sama? It's ridiculous
4l: Daughter-in-law, come and see 3l Sabi! 3l I have definitely not visited Junyesama's Weibo. Junyesama said that he and Dongfangyuansama are just good brothers, and Junyesama has someone he likes.
5l: I laughed and saw that the worried fans came out again, anyway, they have their affairs everywhere, I don't know what convergence is.
6l: Those people can dance so badly even if they don't care. Wouldn't it be a turmoil if they are accountable? It’s scary to think about it, why are there so many nc these years
7l: lzsb does not explain
8l: The point is! What if Junye sama is so broken by this group of people, and he really retreats completely in anger? It's easy to think that I will never hear Jun Ye sama's new drama again!
9l: Tongfang
10l: Fang+1
...
27l: Party + ID number
28l: I'm a passerby, I don't care who is right or who is wrong, but I want to continue to listen to Jun Ye's new play, please don't force him away!
29l: Jun Ye sama, you must never take their words to heart! We all love you!
...
62l: Smile to see a group of Jun Ye fans talking to themselves, heh, Jun Ye is best not to appear in the online distribution circle again.
63l: ls, you are ridiculous. Those who are caught in the net all the year round know that Jun Ye is a foolish mother.
64l: The 62nd floor must be a newcomer to China Net, or simply relatives and friends who were pulled by worry fans to help them.
65l: Wocao, ls, what you said makes sense!
66l: 64l+1w I didn't expect it?
67l: 64l+1234567 worrying fans are really shameless
68l: 64l+7654321 tut, it is of course difficult for normal people like us to understand the brain circuit of nc. Of course, I am not saying that 64l is the same as the brain circuit of nc. 64l is definitely smarter than ordinary people!
69l: I’m lz, I’m going to post a post to release the screenshots of 62l and 64l, so that everyone can see what disgusting things the fans have done.
70l: Top host! After sending the link, I will go to the top post!
...
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Ye Junjing can't work at ease in the company. The files can't be read at all. In front of him are all the attractive red lips of yesterday's brother and the cunning appearance of sleeping in his arms at night. He gets hot when he thinks about it.
Ye Junjing feels something is wrong.
What the **** is going on here? Isn't he the one who fell in love with his brother?
Huh? Wait, did you like Xiaojun? !
Ye Junjing covered her face in pain, trying to deceive herself and tell herself that she was thinking too much, but she couldn't be trusted even thinking about it.
Stop struggling, you are thinking about your half-brother.
Ye Junjing felt that he still had to struggle.
He took a deep breath to get rid of distracting thoughts, and tried to deal with the documents seriously, although he still thought of the lips and gleaming eyes from time to time.
After finally getting through noon, the assistant delivered the takeaway. Ye Junjing waved his hand to let him leave, watching the lunch box on the table and his thoughts drifting to Ye Junge again. I wonder if Xiaojun eats on time?
Forbearing, I turned on the phone and dialed Ye Junge's number.
"Hello?" The voice of the person on the other end of the phone was gentle, but Ye Junjing could only hear a trace of charm. He felt his whole body hot, and seemed to be bewitched.
"Hey, Xiaojun, have you eaten yet?" Ye Junjing tried to make his tone sound the same as usual.
The other end of the phone chuckled slightly, and the voice was lazy: "I have eaten, how about you?"
Ye Junjing coughed lightly, feeling that his self-control was collapsing: "Eat right away, you will play less on the computer, go out for more walks, don’t always stay at home."
"Good."
"Then...Good afternoon."
"Good afternoon." Ye Junge spit out two words quietly, then cut off the phone.
Holding the phone to play for a while, it seemed that something interesting came to mind, and the smile never faded.
Ye Junjing's reaction is really interesting.
Ye Junjing listened to his brother's "Good afternoon", and did not return for a long time. He didn't respond until the beep sounded for a while, and quickly put away the phone.
After thinking about it, I took out my phone, found Ye Junge in his contacts, and changed the remarks from Xiaojun to Baby.
Looking at the three words full of ambiguous taste, Ye Junjing smiled in satisfaction, exhaled silently, and carefully put the phone in his pocket.
"Good afternoon, baby."