Monster Factory: One thousand and zero 57: Five million fans


It turned out that Primordial Spirit was installed, and it was not worry-free for a lifetime.

This is inevitable. Even the body will have headaches and brain fever.

Not to mention high-tech industrial products?

The Primordial Spirit hand movement structure can usually be used for twelve to fifteen years as long as it is not severely hit by external forces.

This severe external blow refers to the occurrence of external forces such as shootings, major car accidents, and crushing by heavy objects of more than two tons.

But the bionic skin on the outer layer of Primordial Spirit's hands is much more fragile. Its structural strength is only seven times that of the human body's surface skin, and it has no self-repair function.

After two years of normal use, the bionic skin will age slightly.

Some minor scratches can be repaired with a repair agent.

But life is always full of accidents, and no one can guarantee that he will never get hurt.

In addition, the weight fluctuates more than 15 kilograms, and the difference between fat and thin can be seen between Primordial Spirit and normal hands.

On this point, China's Primordial Spirit hand customer(s) is not worried at all.

Because Monster industry has formulated the most perfect solution for them, every Primordial Spirit hand customer(s) has five opportunities to replace the bionic skin for free.

I'm fat and thin, and I don't think it is beautiful. Just go to the medical cooperation point for ten minutes and change to then it will be alright.

Five opportunities are used up, and a replacement of the bionic skin only costs 800.

Within two years, each province of China will set up a medical cooperation center, and Primordial Spirit customer(s) only needs to go to the provincial city to change the bionic skin.

Change the bionic skin every two years, merely is aimed at those customer(s) who love beauty.

The elderly, 60 or 70-year-old grandparents with aging skin, don't care about this at all. They may be exchanged for free at that time, and they still find it troublesome.

But!

But these convenient benefits, only China customer(s) can enjoy.

For those Primordial Spirit partners in foreign countries, one country can talk about two points. Small and sparsely populated countries like the Netherlands, Belgium, and Switzerland can only talk about the next information gathering point.

customer(s) first collects information, and then transmits the data to several Primordial Spirit custom-made centers in Britain, France and Germany, and will do it before sending it.

Some countries are even more miserable, and you can't even talk about a point of information collection.

For example, USA......

……

July No. 1.

On this day, in the entire China, more than 50,000 people installed Primordial Spirit at the same time.

Forty thousand of them are China residents, and more than 12,000 are lucky foreigners who came from all over the world and lined up successfully.

On this day, Primordial Spirit is the focus of news all over the world.

In July No. 2, Primordial Spirit manual installation work continued to be intense.

Many staff members only take less than five hours of rest, and they only eat cold food when they are busy, just to shorten the meal time faster.

On the day of No. 2, countless media have collected a lot of information related to Primordial Spirit through one day of interviews. They have detailed reports from Primordial Spirit's manual pre-installation preparations to daily maintenance after installation.

Europe News TV station gave the highest evaluation to the Primordial Spirit hand and the Monster industry. They described the Primordial Spirit hand as the greatest medical technology invention of this century.

Monster Industrial's move to install Primordial Spirit for tens of thousands of people at the same time is not only a symbol of its own technological strength, but also the universal and salvation spirit that other capital companies lack.

When the host of France introduced the Monster industry, he described the Monster industry as a model of the world's technology Company and called on other Company to learn from the Monster industry.

The Qianli hostess of Tokyo Radio and Television Station made no secret of her fanatical adoration of the president of Monster Industry. She said that if she could interview the young president, it would be the biggest Glory in her life.

In addition to the host’s admiration and praise, in the report, every lucky person interviewed will show off in front of the photographer, showing how powerful Primordial Spirit is.

In the report, every lucky person will describe China as heaven and the birthplace of their second life.

Of course, this includes the red-necked Bloomhill from USA Texas.

The most well-known CBS television station in the United States, specially cut off the broadcast time of an episode of TV series, and replaced it with a carefully crafted Primordial Spirit special program. At the end of the program, Bloomhill's question to the Social Security Administration suddenly became the biggest question in the minds of USA people.

So what is the Social Security Administration doing?

People leave outrage(d), they keep protesting on major websites, major forums, and official websites.

Until someone discovered Bloomhill's Twitter account.

Bronhill, this guy put himself in the Pengcheng Mead Hospital, using the Primordial Spirit hand installation scene of cell phone shooting, and the various cool actions he learned after having the Primordial Spirit hand, all on his homepage.

There are also manuals and complete operating learning materials that the staff gave to him after purchasing Primordial Spirit.

Bronhill’s Twitter fans quickly exceeded 5 million. The healthy fanss shocked the scale of the Primordial Spirit hand experiment center, and installed device with the powerful science fiction, celebrating the disadvantaged groups.

Those people who are as unfortunate as Bronhill, eagerly, with more careful eyes than their original medical diagnosis book, read the Primordial Spirit hand manual released by Bronhill, and learn word by word. data.

They must have Primordial Spirit hands.

Even if the world will be destroyed soon.

They also have to have Primordial Spirit hands before they are destroyed.

Then why, the Social Security Administration has not moved yet?

"Why other countries have announced the completion time of the Primordial Spirit project, and only USA is indifferent?"

"Are the people from the Social Security Bureau a group of orangutans? Do they know how much the air ticket to China costs now? I lost my left hand and I can’t even find a job now. How can I get the money to fly to China? ?"

"fellow upstairs, can you book a ticket? Why did I check for the next two months without a direct ticket?"

"fellow, I have decided to take a steamer to China. I booked a ticket for three months later, please bless me."

"Didn't you see the introduction of Bloomhill?

Even if we have Primordial Spirit hands, we will have to change the bionic skin every one or two years. Do we have to run China every one or two years? "

Someone at Bronn Hill asked if he could go to Australia or Canada to install Primordial Spirit.

As a result, Bronhill uploaded another copy. Before he installed Primordial Spirit, the staff gave him a review and confirmed the [Instructions for Use].

In the instructions for use, there are behavior clauses prohibiting Primordial Spirit hands customer(s) and Primordial Spirit hands for illegal activities.

Depending on the seriousness of the circumstances, Monster Industry has the right to permanently lock the Primordial Spirit hands of these people.

In the instructions, in order to prevent criminals, it is possible to use Primordial Spirit to extend the third arm of oneself and commit illegal acts. It clearly stipulates that any customer(s) equipped with a Primordial Spirit hand must be a customer(s) that has lost its arm or has irreversibly lost arm control due to disease.

Every customer(s) must register with real name, except China medical cooperation point has the right to install customer(s) abroad.

Any other country can only authorize the citizens of the country and bind the bio-waves for personal use.

In other words, when there is no Primordial Spirit hand cooperation point in the country, foreigners can only go to China to install Primordial Spirit hand.

This notice issued by Bloomhill has been complained a lot, but more people agree. Because if you think about it calmly, if you don't supervise it, it's possible that a normal person with sound limbs can install a third hand.

With a third hand, the destructive power produced when carrying out illegal activities is bound to be more serious than two hands.

Especially binding bio-waves and restricting their use only is a strong guarantee for disadvantaged groups.

They don’t have to worry about it, Primordial Spirit was stolen and robbed.

The Monster industry is good in everything, even if they release a piece of wood and say that it is a cure for all diseases, that is absolutely correct.

This is the image of Monster industry in the hearts of those customer(s) who desire Primordial Spirit hands.

If there is good, there must be bad.

Of course, the Social Security Administration, which has never been fart, became the villain.

Could it be that our voice is not loud enough to be taken seriously?

Bronhill, who has always hoped to introduce Primordial Spirit products into USA, said to his fans in Twitter.

This statement makes sense!

Then in July No. 3, outside the Social Security Bureau building, a lot of citizens who lost their hands came ~ IndoMTL.com~ They didn't want to make trouble, and they didn't have the ability to make trouble. They merely asked the staff inside over and over again, when will they be able to give an accurate letter to introduce Primordial Spirit to USA?

They think that the people in the Social Security Administration are standing by with their arms folded, and the corpses are vegetarian.

Actually they don’t know...

The Social Security Bureau is ten times more anxious than them.

The introduction of Primordial Spirit is a very eye-catching win-win project. Look at those other countries, just send a team of representative to negotiate and sign agreements. It will be able to win over a rich reputation and save a lot of daily subsidies for disadvantaged groups.

Because of the Primordial Spirit hands, they are normal people and can look for jobs.

Other countries think this way, do it, and then negotiate easily.

When I arrived at USA, the situation became complicated for anomaly for some reason.

They have sent two consecutive calls of representative to negotiate, not to mention the details, they didn't even get a meal.

……

In the meeting room on the top floor of the Social Security Bureau, Nan Bona in Bureau Chief is leading a few Deputy Bureau Chief and a representative in the White House office for an emergency meeting.

"I want to know why." Bureau Chief Nenan Bona sat in front of the window, rubbing a new purple red singe bubble at the corner of his mouth, turning his head from time to time to look at the crowd gathered outside on the roadside.

Bureau Chief Nenan Bona’s voice anomaly is exhausted. He has been scorched by Primordial Spirit's hands in the past two days. He has been lying in bed at night and can’t close his eyes.

"Because of our relationship with the Monster industry." representative from the White House office muttered, "The details have been introduced to you. Please trust me here. In order to improve our relationship with the Monster industry, White House has already Make many efforts."

"But the Monster industry has never appreciated it."

Bureau Chief Nenan Bona sneered, "Then...Shall we let Primordial Spirit handle this matter?"


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