Stop Bothering Me, Emperor Chapter 50: Selling oneself
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History teacher is obviously very interested in the history of Dayu. There are only two pages in the textbook about Jinghong's prosperous age. She was stunned to give three lessons.
The first lecture talks about the great achievements of Emperor Jing Yuan, the second lecture talks about the historical contributions of Queen Duanhui, and the third lecture mentions the textbook and then it is crooked elsewhere.
"Queen Duanhui, formerly known as Song Xiao, with the word Junzhu..." The history teacher read "The Biography of Queen Duanhui" in a cadence, but a burst of laughter broke out in the classroom.
When everyone heard the name "Song Xiao", they looked at Song Xiao next to the monitor. Song Xiao stared at the textbook without changing his face and said nothing.
His history teacher helped his glasses, and then I remembered that there was also Song Xiao in this class: "Alright, let’s be quiet." I was immersed in my favorite story. The history teacher didn’t allow anyone to disturb, and continue. lecture.
"This Song Zhuangyuan was literate at the age of three, wrote a poem at the age of five, participated in the children’s test at the age of ten, passed the test all the way, entered the Beijing test at the age of seventeen, and was admitted to the champion. If he had not become a queen, he could be A generation of famous officials." The history teacher said with emotion. Many people in the historians study the Queen Duanhui and found that this person had made a lot of achievements in the officialdom, and some of the books he wrote were particularly insightful. It would be appropriate to practice for a few more years. The prime minister.
"It's almost like opening up!" Qian Jiahui couldn't help but said, and everyone started to laugh again.
History is like this, sometimes even more exaggerated than people's random fabrications, that is, someone who can be the top pick at the age of seventeen can make an emperor through the ages head overwhelmed and marry him regardless of the ancestor's family law.
His history teacher brought his own collection of historical materials, which were shown on the multimedia teaching tools in the class: "Everyone must be very curious, how beautiful is this magistrate who can let Emperor Jing Yuan marry into the palace regardless of everything. Today? Just show it to everyone."
The projector light flickered slightly, and a fine brushwork appeared on the wide white curtain. This is a portrait collected in the National Museum. The paper and brushwork can be seen to be a thousand years ago.
The person in the painting is wearing a snow-white long-sleeved robe, standing next to a bamboo forest, holding a book in his hand. Standing tall and straight, not losing to the Cangzhu around. He seemed to find someone looking at him, raised his eyes slightly, and looked in the direction of the painter, showing a faint smile.
"Oh my God..." The girls in the class gasped in a low voice, never knowing that a pair of meticulous ink and wash paintings can paint people so beautifully, that clear and flawlessly handsome, that gentleman's temperament, even painting The uncontrollable love of the people of the people poured out through the yellowed paper.
"I want to travel back, there are so many beautiful men in ancient times, ah!" Sister Hua couldn't help feeling.
"If I were the emperor, I wouldn't be willing to let such a beautiful person be a housekeeper, then I must turn to bed!" A boy in the class joked, attracting people around him to look at him.
"This picture was excavated by the tomb robbers at Emperor Jing Yuan’s in Yu Zhaoling. The one unearthed together with it is the portrait of Emperor Jing Yuan printed on our textbook." The history teacher said, releasing the complete portrait of Emperor Jing Yuan. Version.
The emperor inside, wearing bright yellow and black court clothes, wearing a twelve eastern bead diadem on his head, his face is almost dazzling, and his deep eyes are full of the emperor's wisdom and majesty.
"This is so different from other emperors." The classmates turned over the history textbooks and compared them. Three consecutive dynasties looked exactly the same as the fat emperor with a big beard, and the founding emperor of the dark dynasty with a pig waist face. The withered-faced emperors of the great muddy dynasty, look at the handsome and blind emperor Jing Yuan on the picture, this is not scientific!
The history teacher smiled triumphantly: "The reason why Emperor Jing Yuan looks different from other emperors is because this painting was painted by Empress Duanhui himself."
The portrait of the gentleman standing beside the bamboo forest is from the hand of Emperor Jing Yuan, and is covered with the emperor's private seal.
"This is the benefit of marrying a male queen," the history teacher raised his chin, "Yes, I can help memorialize memorials, portraits, watch over the court, and teach the prince." Ancient women read less, even if the queen is a talented woman, history books Nor would it use a portrait of an emperor painted by a woman because it was contaminated with powder.
Song Xiao is different. This painting was painted when he was still working as a servant of the household department, so it can naturally be recognized by history.
"Teacher, there is another advantage." Someone raised his hand.
"What?" the history teacher asked with a smile.
"The male queen has no menstruation, so she can sleep every day!" a boy said loudly.
Teenage boys are particularly interested in some physiological knowledge, and they put menstruation and sanitary napkins on their lips every day. Even if they were besieged by girls, they would still die.
The whole class burst into laughter, and Song Xiao's face suddenly blushed thoroughly.
Liu Lu, who was sitting in front of Song Xiao, looked back at Song Xiao, then looked at Yu Tang, who was awakened by everyone and looked impatient, and whispered: "The person in the painting, with the monitor and Song Xiao It looks like..."
As soon as this statement came out, the Specialty Group was silent for a moment, and then exploded.
His history teacher was also attracted, and then he took a closer look at the looks of the two, and was shocked.
"Emperor Jing Yuan's name was Yu Jintang, and his name seemed to be the same as the monitor!"
"Gosh, they won't be the reincarnation of the emperor and the queen!"
"It's amazing!"
"Quiet!" Yu Tang suddenly sat upright and yelled loudly. After everyone closed their mouths, he said coldly, "Zhang Yifan, Liu An, stand out!"
Zhang Yifan is the person who just mentioned menstruation, and Liu An is the guy who said he wants to drag the attendant to bed. The two boys wanted to defend, but Duguan had got up, grabbed the collar, and dragged it out one by one.
Song Xiao suddenly had an illusion that the two of them would be dragged out and beheaded.
Because the two troublemakers were "dragged out and beheaded", the others were honest, and the history teacher who had talked so obliviously recovered. He was agitated and did not control the discipline in the class. When the principal saw it, he was finished . He glanced at Yu Tang with admiration and frowned somewhat tangledly. This child really looks like the Emperor.
In the evening, a post appeared on the "Xiao Tangyue" forum.
[I think I know who the queen-like person was last time, and by the way, I also found the reincarnated emperor. 】
[Original] Tanuki Tanuki: Today in class, I was talking about Jinghong's prosperous age. Suddenly I discovered that a boy in our class looked like a white and tender young man with Her Royal Highness. And more importantly, his deskmate is with His Majesty the Emperor! Got it! and also! it is good! Like! Ah ah ah ah ah, the host is dead...
The most handsome panda in the universe: Braised, don't die, tell me which school they are in?
Spicy Rabbit Head Xiao Qingqing: There is no picture without the truth, the original poster will die after submitting the picture
[Original] Tanuki Tanuki: As a teacher, how can I explode student photos! Mouthful!
Huang Ye Wan Ge: I have already made up an 80,000-character small yellow text that loves you again after a thousand years.
The most handsome panda in the universe: the upstairs is big, kneel and beg to open a hole
Spicy rabbit head Xiaoqingqing: You are stupid upstairs, and the goose is not a big deity
In the end, the whole post became a variety of people seeking pictures and texts, and the original poster quietly hid because of being surrounded by people asking for pictures.
Yu Tang brushed from head to tail, touched his chin, opened the penguin chat tool, and poked a picture of a yellow bird.
Xiao Xiao Ai Tang Tang: Great, you go and read the posts in the forum, don't you consider writing a sequel?
Huang Ye Wanhe: Yo~ I'll take a look! Tangtanghao, are you still asleep?
Xiao Xiao Ai Tang Tang: I should go to bed, 88
Huang Ye Wanhe:...
His Majesty the Emperor closed his computer expressionlessly, and received a text message from Big Fish Capital on his mobile phone, telling him that Xinghai Entertainment's first funds have been put in place.
When Song Xiao came out of the bathroom, I saw Yu Tang sitting on a high chair with a serious face, iced Coke in one hand, and a thick contract in the other.
"What's this?" Song Xiao leaned over to look at it with his wet head.
Yu Tang glanced at him disgustingly, grabbed the towel and rubbed it on his head. The short hair dries out immediately, but it was rubbed to stand up, quite gothic.
Song Xiao raised his hand and pulled his hair, and poured himself a glass of Coke.
"Xinghai Entertainment's money has arrived," Yu Tang showed him the text message, then gave him a pen, "Sign it."
"Huh?" Song Xiao held the pen blankly, looked at the serious-looking Yu Tang, and then looked at the contract on the table. The title clearly read the three characters "Deed of Selling Your Body".
Party A is Yu Tang, and Party B is Song Xiao. It's really what Yu Tang said before, the contract lover agreement, but... even in the novel, it won't be listed, right?
Article 7, Party B must guarantee that after adulthood, there shall be no less than three bedtimes per week. If there are less than three times in a week, it will be repaid in the next week and liquidated at the end of the month. If it cannot be completed at the end of the month, it will be doubled in the following month.
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Article 23: Party B shall not close the door when taking a bath, and ensure that Party A can enter the bathroom at any time. If Party B does not cooperate, Party A reserves the right to break in.
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Song Xiao looked at the above one, and even wrote down the minutiae such as "sleeping must lean against Party A's chest" and "massage Party A before going to bed". The most outrageous is the last one.
Article 98: After the termination of the contract, if Party B becomes pregnant, he is not allowed to run with the ball and must return to Party A to marry him!
Song Xiao looked at the cold-faced Emperor His Majesty with a black line: "Party B is a male, how can I get pregnant?"
"Just in case, it's like the force majeure explanation in the contract. You have to write it clearly." Yu Tang lifted his chin and signaled him to sign it quickly.
The so-called force majeure is written in all contracts. Generally, it indicates that the contract will be automatically terminated in the event of natural disasters, wars, and other force majeure factors. And this contract states: In case of force majeure, such as floods, fires, earthquakes, wars, etc., the contract is still valid.
This is too overlord!
Song Xiao protested dissatisfiedly and was ruthlessly suppressed by the emperor, forcing him to sign this unequal treaty.
Looking at Song Xiao writing "Song Xiao" on the last page of the contract, His Majesty the Emperor was very satisfied that Party A wrote the two names "Yutang, Yu Jintang". So that Song Xiao would not admit it if he went back someday.
Song Xiao naturally understood what this guy meant, and couldn't help but draw the corners of his mouth. Before he could put away the contract, he was caught by Yu Tang and massaged on the bed.
As a scholar, Song Xiao sat next to the emperor wherever he knew how to massage, stretching out his hand and squeezing it casually. The thin and smooth muscles of young people feel good to the touch. Feeling a little dry in his mouth, Song Xiao's ears turned red, and he slowly retracted his hands. It was a serious crime to offend the emperor's dragon body.
"Subjects are about to be divided, do you want to learn something?" Yu Tang stretched out his limbs, grabbed the lazy child bride-in-law, and put his arms in his arms.
"Let’s study literature, my science is not good. Only when I learn literature can I hope to get the top prize." Song Xiao calculated seriously.
Yu Tang frowned: "Then I will also go to study literature." The division of subjects must be divided into classes. If he learns theory, he will be separated from Song Xiao.
Song Xiao raised his eyes to look at him, frowning: "The emperor, the future can't be used as a joke."
"I'm not kidding." Yu Tang said seriously.
Song Xiao sat up and frowned at him. The emperor in this world is not a prince and grandson, and there is no worry about his life, there is no such hard work as the previous life, and the whole person is hanging around, making him angry when he looks at it.
Think about the great emperor in the history books. Looking at this guy who didn’t learn well, Song Xiao couldn’t help but tell him: "Such a blunt, the emperor’s family is not simpler than the previous royal family. Has the problem at the lantern festival been resolved? So many uncles are watching, if you don’t work hard and just want to play, can you protect Princess Anyuan? Can you protect Lin'er?"
It was a joke, but suddenly being trained by his wife, the emperor smacked his lips and muttered: "I...know it." The courtier remonstrated that the emperor should not be angry, not to mention that this is his own queen.
After Song Xiao finished speaking, he glared at him, then turned and lay down angrily. Not long after, a warm body came over.
"My university may be going to the U.S., then you have to follow me." Yu Tang put his chin on Song Xiao's head and said lazily.
Go abroad? Song Xiao was stunned for a moment. Yu Tang also mentioned before and told him about the benefits of studying abroad. However, it costs a lot of money to go abroad. The annual tuition fee is said to be very expensive. In addition, the prices there are high, and there is a lot of money for food and accommodation. My troupe is about to collapse, and my father owes so much debt to Yu Tang's family. Where is the money for him to study abroad?
Song Xiao sighed silently, and quietly held the hand on his waist.
Yu Tang thought he agreed, took a deep breath of satisfaction, put his child bride-in-law in his arms, and decided to study science with peace of mind.