Stroll in Movie Worlds Chapter 53: Bodyguard?
Suddenly saw the "Gu Wang and Ge" on the pages of the book strongly rewarding the same shoes. Happiness came too suddenly, and Tang Shui was a little at a loss. Thanks again for the support of the "Gu Wang and Ge" with the shoes, Tang Shui thanks!
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Uncle Da first called A'Sing to sit down at the table, and then took a new poker to A'Sing.
"Then, I will teach you now."
"Remember, don't bet with him, try to perform Kung Fu Hustle as much as possible, and be the first to win." With that, Uncle Da "swiped" the poker in his hand and unfolded it easily and simply showed the shuffling and playing methods of several poker cards. , I was a little dumbfounded to see A'Sing.
"Come on, let him not figure out your bottom." As he said, Uncle Da spread the card in his hand smoothly and smoothly on his arm, and did not forget to ask: "Have you seen the A? ?"
"No!" A'Sing raised his head, looking dizzy at Uncle Da's performance.
Uncle put the newly shuffled cards on the table, suddenly grabbed the cards on the table in one hand and dropped them, and grabbed the dropped cards in the other hand.
"One!" A black ace of spades appeared in Uncle Da's hand.
"Two!" A red ace of hearts appeared in Uncle Da's hand again.
"Three!"
"Four!"
Uncle Da has finished counting, and the ace of the entire playing card appears in his hand.
"Have you seen it clearly? This trick is called a hole in the air!" Uncle Da smiled as he looked at A'Sing, who was not blinking his eyes.
"After you have posture, momentum, and moves, you must pay attention to tolerance! And demeanor, you must pay attention to packaging!" Uncle Da introduced with a serious expression.
"Packaging?" A'Sing is puzzled.
Uncle Da suddenly walked into the room, took out a box he didn’t know when he prepared, and opened it in front of A'Sing. Inside, he didn’t know when he went to buy the clothes for A'Sing. It seemed that he wanted to treat A'Sing. The packaging has been planned very early.
"Wear them!" Uncle Da took out a set of suits and a tie from the box and threw it to him.
"Oh!" A'Sing was already a little dizzy by Uncle Da, nodded, quickly took off his clothes, and put on the black suit.
"Hey, it's pretty good!" Feeling the comfort brought by the clothes on his body, A'Sing said happily.
Uncle picked up a black trench coat again, and said with a sorrowful look: "And this one, put it on, this one is..."
"Mark Brother, (My little Ma played by Fa Ge was fascinated by countless people back then) I saw it on TV!" Looking at the black windbreaker in Uncle Da's hand, A'Sing both eyes was happily pointing at it. Tao.
"Mark you dead head!" Uncle Da gave A'Sing a dissatisfaction, then pointed to the baby clothes he bought and said: "Anyone who has a taste for gambling has his own style. This is Wearing the stars and wearing the moon, Yushu Linfeng’s All for the Winner suit!"
"By the way, starting today, your nickname in the arena is All for the Winner." As he said, Uncle Da put the windbreaker on A'Sing and shouted.
A'Sing has a look on his face, and both eyes flashes, seems to be pondering something, muttering to himself: "Have my own style? All for the Winner?"
After finished speaking, A'Sing seemed to think of something again. Uncle Xiang Da asked with a confused look: "Excuse me, which "sage" is the sage?"
"The "sex" of venereal disease (the two characters sound similar in Cantonese!)." Uncle Da answered unscrupulously.
"Grass!"
"Come on, bring this black super, cover your eyes, and avoid being seen in your eyes!" Uncle Da held a can of hair spray in one hand and a black sunglasses in the other and handed it to A'Sing.
Waiting to see A'Sing put on the sunglasses, open the hairspray again, and buckle a bunch of hairspray on his hands: "Also, come on, rub some hairspray on the head, this will be domineering!"
said, stretched out his hand, and wiped the hairspray from A'Sing's head.
Smelling the scent of the hairspray, A'Sing showed a nasty expression on his face. Seeing that Uncle Da was going to rub the hairspray on his head, he immediately grabbed Uncle Da’s hand and shrank his head: "This No need."
"Why not?" Uncle Da looked at A'Sing and stretched out his hand again.
"Really no need!" A'Sing insisted.
"Why is it not working?" Uncle Da also insisted.
"I hate hairspray!" A'Sing smelled the fish-like hairspray and almost felt like vomiting.
Uncle didn't care, he kept putting his hand on A'Sing's head.
A'Sing frowned upon seeing Uncle Da not persevering, and said: "Don't force me, Uncle San..."
"Ah! -----"
with a scream, Uncle Da is like a sudden epileptic seizure, and the whole person uncontrollably wipes hair spray on his head and face.
"Huh, where's the brat?" After a while, Uncle Da's congenital loss of control finally stopped, but he forgot what he did just now, and his consciousness remained at the moment when he called A'Sing to wipe the hair spray. , Was taken aback, turned around, still stretched out his hands and said to A'Sing: "Come on, rub some hairspray on your head."
"The hairspray is applied to all beards, do you want to wipe the armpit hair too?" A'Sing deliberately pointed at Uncle Da's face and said with a wicked smile.
"What are you talking about, come..." Uncle Da has forgotten what he did after losing control.
"Really!" A'Sing pointed at his face earnestly.
"Huh? When did you get the whole body?" Uncle Da looked down at his chest covered with hairspray, then reached out and wiped his face, surprised.
"Uncle, what I want to tell you is that if I am not domineering, it will be useless." A'Sing took the opportunity to express his thoughts.
"That's why I have to rub some hairspray on my head, so that's domineering." Uncle Da still didn't give up, and put his hand on A'Sing's head.
"It smells so bad, don't!" A'Sing said bitterly.
"What's the smell? Uncle wipes his entire face, and I can't smell the smell!" Uncle Da stretched out his hand and said, "Come on, you can smell it!"
"Together?!" A'Sing frowned and looked at Uncle Da. When Uncle Da nodded, the two of them moved their noses to the hairspray in Uncle Da's hand and took a deep breath...
"呱呱呱……"
Suddenly, the two of them shook their bodies, screamed like ducks, and ran towards the bathroom~IndoMTL.com~ After a long time, after Uncle Da washed the hair gel more than 20 times and finally washed her hair gel Uncle Da called A'Sing to the living room again, took out a video tape and put it in the recorder, walked to A'Sing and sat down, looking at A'Sing who was sitting loosely on the chair, and said: "The package is there, posture But it's not enough. This uncle can't teach you, so watch the video yourself!"
At this time, the movie on the video recorder started, and a tall and domineering figure came out. A'Sing looked at the figure above and clapped happily and exclaimed: "God of Gamblers! The God of Gamblers is really stylish, he is really my idol. , I don’t think I will reach his level in my life!"
"That's why I want you to learn it!" Uncle Da said while watching the movie.
At this time, the God of Gamblers in the movie walks slowly into the gambling hall while enjoying the scenery. A'Sing asks Uncle Da in a puzzled way: "Why is he walking so slowly?"
"Domineering!" Uncle Da did not know, and he explained casually.
"Oh!" Hearing Uncle Da's words, A'Sing nodded if he could gain something, and continued to watch the movie. Suddenly, he pointed at the people standing behind the God of Gamblers in the movie: "The God of Gamblers is carrying a few people behind him, So majestic!"
"Smelly boy, do you think the **** of gambling is black, saying Big Brother, those are the agents and bodyguards of the **** of gambling!" Uncle Da glared at him, and suddenly said: "Don't worry, Uncle will be yours then. Broker."
"What about the bodyguard?" A'Sing turned around and asked.
"Bodyguard?" Uncle Da thought for a while, suddenly a figure appeared in his mind, and turned to A'Sing and said: "What do you think of Ye Xuan?"