Praise the Orc! Chapter 57:


Chapter 57 – To the North (2)

The door opened .

The faces inside the gloomy pub turned towards Crockta . They discovered the appearance of an orc before turning back to their conversations .  It was an old pub that had scenery similar to Van Goghs The Potato Eaters .

Crockta sat at a table . The owner of the place, who was standing at the bar, threw a glance to Crockta, as if he was asking what he wanted . Crockta declared, “Cream spaghetti . ”

He spoke quietly, but the inside of the pub was narrow, causing his low voice to echo inside .  The pub customers turned to Crockta after hearing cream spaghetti . His eyes turned dreary .  The guests were laughing at him .

An orc ordering cream spaghetti… This isnt a comedy .

“Isnt that a dish for girls? Kukukuk…

“Will he also order strawberry juice and a kiwi parfait? Kelkel…

Crocktas eyebrows twitched .

The pub owner also laughed, like he thought it was absurd, before going into the kitchen . He placed butter in the frying pan, poured in chicken broth, and stirred it quickly, so that there were no solid clumps . At the same time, he prepared 160 grams of spaghetti and boiled it in three times the amount of water, while also cooking bacon in another pan .

It was a classic recipe .

Crockta admired the masters meticulousness while also squinting at the table of the customers who were laughing at him .

They were eating pork dishes and drinking strong alcohol . They placed thick pieces in their mouths and sucked on their greasy fingers . Their eyes were filled with arrogance as they looked at Crockta while chewing on the meat .  Then they gulped down the alcohol .

……

He had to admit it . They were rugged men, real males .  He was eating cream spaghetti in the holy place of these men . Crockta found himself becoming smaller on th einside . The one who was blind to romance and dating had ordered a cream spaghetti!

The food he ordered came out, and Crockta discovered the fork and spoon wrapped in a napkin . He stopped the owner and said, Wait .

……?

The owner looked at him with a scornful look, as if his customer was being troublesome .  Crockta said, Chopsticks .

…Hoh .  His eyes changed .

Chopsticks .

The atmosphere in the pub was released at Crocktas declaration, becoming one where the other people recognized him as a man .

“I thought he would put the fork and spoon in the bowl to twirl the spaghetti .

“Maybe it just suits his taste?

“I also want to eat greasy food sometimes . Kukuk .

They nodded as they placed boiled eggs in their mouths and chewed .  Crockta also slurped up the spaghetti using the chopsticks . He chewed and ordered whiskey .  He downed the glass of whiskey handed to him by the owner .

“Kuoh .

Crockta was now a brother of the pub after drinking the alcohol .

Ah, right .

He had been swept up in the atmosphere . He had a separate mission .  Crockta looked at the note again .

[Go into the pub and order cream spaghetti . Then, ask for chopsticks instead of a fork to eat it with .

After that, take a line of spaghetti and use it to draw an inverted triangle on the table .

Then they will give you access . ]

“……!”

It was a big deal .  Crockta had already eaten all his cream spaghetti . He forcefully raised the hand that wouldnt go up .  The owner looked over at Crockta and approached, placing a hand on Crocktas shoulder .

Hey, Macho Orc . Do you want something to drink now?

Crockta spoke in a hesitant tone, Cr…

“Cr?

“Cream spaghetti…one more…

The owners gaze became cold .

……

Crockta looked down . The owner returned to the kitchen without speaking .  When he looked around, the other customers were also shaking their heads at Crockta .

Crockta was ashamed . He vowed that as soon as he obtained information from the guild, he would eat a whole pig here .  In the end, Crockta ate the cream spaghetti again with the chopsticks and drew an inverted triangle on the table .

……

The owners eyes changed when he saw the symbol .  The owner walked towards Crockta and banged on the table .

Hey, Orc .

……

Crockta turned to him . The owner beckoned, “Come here . ”

Then he opened a door in a corner of the pub and entered . Crockta looked after him with a grim expression and followed as the pub customers heckled after the orc .

What did you do Orc? Are you going to be hit?

“Dont cry as youre being beaten . Kelkel .

“If you endure it, then Ill buy you some cream spaghetti, and some srawberry juice as well . Kikik!

They dug back into their pork with the reassurance that they were eating manly foods .

The interior of the room was larger than Crockta thought .  The pub owner pulled something on the floor and revealed a staircase leading to the basement . It looked quite deep . He glanced at Crockta and descended .

Deep underground, there was a dark, dimly lit room that looked like it was meant for investigation purposes . Inside was a table with two chairs facing each other . They each sat down and Crockta asked,”The **** is the mark of the guild?

“It is our belief .

Panties?

“It is the intelligence guilds belief that they can even discover the color of a persons **** .

……

“There are some branches that are ashamed and use the inverted triangle, but I respect tradition .

It was odd but it made sense . Crockta nodded .  “In any case, I came to buy information .

“What information do you want, Crockta?

“……!”

Crockta raised his gaze . This man already knew Crocktas name . The man laughed and continued, “Do you want to chase after the rest of the Thawing Balhae Clan?

“……!” Crockta quickly agreed .  “Yes, truly great . I can believe that you are an information guild .

“The information about the Thawing Balhae Clan costs either 20 gold or 30 gold .

“Whats the difference?

“I will let you know if you have the money .

Crockta nodded with folded arms .  Its quite expensive .

“The payment needs to be upfront .

…Here .

Crockta pulled out some money . He hadnt known that he was going to pay 30 gold, so there wasnt much money left .  “Now, let me know the difference .

“20 gold is for the current information, while 30 gold will give you more information in the future .

You mean?

“The exact location of those guys is still unknown, but we will keep an eye on them and continue to accumulate information . I will provide you with any information I gain in the future .

Crockta shook his head .  “How can I trust you? What if you fail?

Failure…

The man from the information guild got up from his seat before turning to the wall behind him . He placed his hand inside the hole on the wall .  The sound of someone moving around could be heard from within .  When he finally pulled out his hand, he was holding a piece of paper in it .

The information guild must be beyond this room . The man handed the piece of paper to Crockta .

Luin .

Luin?

“That is the new name of Grom, the one who you are tracking .

Crocktas face stiffened . He checked the paper that the man gave him .  On it was the name Luin, a rough description of his appearance, and some other information on it .

“Do you know that those cursed by the stars can change their appearance?

……

“Its hard to believe, but its true . They lose all of their abilities and appear with a new look . The orc Grom, the one who betrayed you and Lenox, has now become a human . We can hardly believe it either . The curse of the stars is a really unknown phenomenon .

Crockta listened to his words .  The man seemed to have a subtle understanding of the users . NPCs were gradually grasping onto the characteristics of users . Crockta once again felt like Elder Lord was mysterious .

Were they really just AIs in a game? Were the three-dimensional characters he met just fakes designed for the game to be enjoyed?

Go to the Temple of the Fallen God .

Gordon’s voice was heard again . Crockta had a strong feeling that he should go to the Temple of the Fallen God .

Crockta said, “Yes, I will believe you . Then I will buy one more piece of information .

What is it?

“Do you know about the Temple of the Fallen God?

He looked at Crockta, not expecting this question .

Temple of the Fallen God… I dont have any information about it . The north is far beyond our influence .  The north, a harsh land where ogres roamed freely and wyverns flew across the skies .  “I know the approximate location since it isnt hard to find . I can get it from anywhere . Ill give it to you for free .

“Thank you .

“Do you mean to go to the north?

Crockta nodded .  The man looked at Crockta . Tattoos everywhere and a burly body . An excellent greatsword . It was the appearance of a powerful man worthy of the rumors . He was qualified to head north .

When you came back from the north, I will have information about the Thawing Balhae Clan ready .  The man grinned .

“I understand . The current information has been sent to the mailbox of the Blacksmith Company .

The information guild already knew that Crockta had an account . Crockta had only made it today because of Stella, yet they already knew .  It meant an information source existed inside the Blacksmith Company . Maybe it was Stellas intern .

Crockta nodded and got up .  The man spoke, “If you are going to the north then you might want to find out more information from Quantes .

Quantes was a city located on the fringes of the north . Crockta entered the name Quantes in his head .

Crockta climbed the stairs with the owner and entered the pub, where the previous pub customers were still present . They looked between Crockta and the pub owner with excitement in their eyes .

“What, no blows were exchanged?

“He looks fine .

The customers said with disappointment .

Crockta spoke to the information guild employee and owner of the pub, Hey .

……?

He glanced at Crockta for a moment . It was a signal to not say anything about the information guild . But Crockta wasnt trying to talk about that .

“A roasted pig, is it possible to get that here?

“……!”

The pub customers were stunned by Crocktas words .

“I would like to eat a whole roasted pig .

The pub owner looked at Crockta with surprise before laughing .  Can you afford it?

“Of course . ”

Crockta looked at the customers who laughed at him and said, “Its different from eating a sandwich that only contains a few pieces of pork .

“……!”

Their faces distorted but they couldnt make any excuses .

The pub owner went into the kitchen to prepare a roasted pig . In a corner of the kitchen, there was a complete pig barbecue system with ventilation . He placed a pig on a skewer and started cooking it . The great smell of pork filled the inside of the pub .

Hum hum . We will be going .

Yes .

“Eat deliciously, orc brother .

The customers drank the remaining alcohol and tried to escape the pub like they were running away .  Crockta called after them .

Hey, you guys .

“Yes…?

They looked back at Crockta . Crockta gestured to the kitchen and asked . Arent you going to eat?

“……!”

They came to a stop .  Thats right .  The orc was a man .

They laughed and teased him about strawberry juice, but a real man wouldnt care . He forgot all about earlier and invited them without any hesitation .  It wouldnt be manly if they refused the invitation .

“This is…we have lost .

“Orc, you are a real man .

“I met a decent male . Kikikik .

They turned around again .  Together with Crockta, they ate pork and drank wine . The pub owner joined them at a later time .

The communion between men!

It was the last dinner that Crockta enjoyed before heading to the north to find the Temple of the Fallen God .

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