Carefree Scholar Chapter 4: My lady is a bandit!

　　 Seeing the young man pointing at him, with a look of bitterness as if he had picked his peaches, Li Yi felt very depressed.

　　 buddy, do we know each other?

　　 You don’t have to put on such a face as soon as you meet, as if the peach he has been staring at for a long time was picked by himself, we are not familiar!

　　The beautiful woman ignored the young man, looked at the woman with a thick waist and a thick bucket, turned her head and said to Li Yi: "My husband, I will introduce you to you. This is the second aunt."

　　 "Sang Gong!"

　　 Hearing the name of the stunning beauty, the young man's face suddenly changed, looking at Li Yi with a cold look, seeing his eyes, Li Yi couldn't help feeling a chill in his heart.

　　 "Ruyi, you can't..." The young man was about to speak, but he saw the pretty face of the woman called Ruyi, and slapped a palm on the high mahogany table beside him.

　　 "Why, do I have to tell you what I do?"

　　bang!

　　In Li Yi's horrified gaze, the solid-looking wooden table was instantly torn apart and turned into a piece of debris.

　　Porcelain such as cups and dishes on the table was also shattered.

　　 Seeing this scene, Li Yi's expression gradually became sluggish, and his outlook on life, world outlook and values ​​were somewhat subverted.

　　 There is only one thought in his mind at this time.

　　 This Nima is making a martial arts drama, right?

　　 Thinking that he wanted to subdue the woman and escaped, Li Yi couldn't help but shivered, and silently moved a little towards the end of the bed.

　　 and he shivered, not only Li Yi, but also the very "strong" woman.

　　 "Ruyi, you..." With a pale face, she pointed to the woman who had just smashed the table. If nothing had happened to the woman standing there, she was reprimanding, but at this time she had her tongue knotted and couldn't tell.

　　 "I wonder if the second aunt has any advice?" The woman clapped her hands casually, looked at her, and said lightly.

　　 "You, you are a girl, how can you do this, such a humiliation..." The middle-aged woman flushed, half-talking, and seeing the woman raised her hand again, she couldn't help but beat After a shiver, he hurriedly pulled the young man out of the room.

　　 A palm can smash a wooden table. If it falls on her, it won’t kill her!

　　The sound of Kurangji's footsteps was no longer heard, and the room instantly became quiet.

　　"Don't know the name of your partner yet?"

　　 "Li... Li Yi." Li Yi took a deep breath and said.

　　 After a while, a sweet but not emotional voice reached Li Yi's ear again.

　　 "It's getting late, let's go to bed earlier..."

　　 The light footsteps faded away. After hearing the sound of closing the door, Li Yi looked up and found a faint shadow outside the door stopped for a few seconds before a voice came.

　　 "Concubine body... Liu Ruyi."

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　　 After the woman left, there was no sound in the room except for some unknown bugs.

　　 Li Yi stared at the simple roof blankly. After a long time, he sighed and lay upright on the bed without closing his eyes.

　　Although he is very tired now, Li Yi's nerves are not so big that he has gone through so many things, and he can fall asleep regardless of anything...

　　The library fire, the unthinkable crossing, was almost caught and burned to death by an unknown old man, escaped by luck, and was arrested by the bandits and became the magistrate of the village. I don’t know what will happen tomorrow...

　　 Li Yi felt that if his experience could be written into a book, he would definitely sell well, but now he gave him ten courage and he didn’t dare to write it. He had such a weird and bizarre idea in his mind, if others knew it. I won’t praise him for his whimsical ideas, he might have to put them on the fire...

　　 Forget it, I don’t want this anymore, my heart is tired.

　　The most urgent thing is to figure out what dynasty and place this is, and then make other plans.

　　 His mind was empty, and there was no memory of these things. For this little white face, there was nothing left to him except this body, Li Yi's resentment was great.

　　 But, anyway, the head of the traverser should always have the aura of the protagonist?

　　 There is so much knowledge in his head that is hundreds of thousands of years ahead of the world. With his own ingenuity, are you afraid of being bad?

　　 Not to mention Feng Hou Baixiang, being a high official is always easy, right?

　　 When it’s time to get up and down, I'll lead a few doglegs, and it’s okay to molest a good family woman on the street, living a very chic life, so uncomfortable...

　　 lowered his head and thought for a while, after a moment, Li Yi's eyes were a little moist.

　　 imperial examination?

　　He is an engineering student, he can't write eight-part essays, he can't memorize the Four Books and Five Classics, his profession is not right, and the road of imperial examination will definitely not work.

　　 make gunpowder?

　　 Although in later generations, the formula of the formula of the gunpowder formula can be easily found on the Internet, but who the **** will check that when he is idle?

　　 With advanced scientific knowledge?

　　 Astronomy, geography, and bioengineering, these things cannot be explained even if Li Yixin is very clear. Before crossing, he has not convinced his mother to change his idea of ​​letting him go on a blind date, let alone delusional to change the ancients.

　　 estimates that the possibility of being turned into a barbecue will be a little bit more.

　　 Li Yi found sadly that he seemed to be unable to change anything~IndoMTL.com~ and he dared not change anything.

　　 In the morning, he was still worrying about what he would eat later. There was not a grain of rice in the house. The real family members were surrounded by walls. They were poor and white... Li Yidu suspected that the original owner of this body was starved to death.

　　 may be because he is not in the mood. He still doesn't feel hungry much, but he has to face the problem of lack of food.

　　 looked up at the dilapidated roof, Li Yi sighed.

　　 It’s fine if you haven’t crossed to the Dafu’s house. At any rate, you have to worry about food and clothing. Now it’s good, the village can’t go back, even where I live...

　　咦!

　　 Li Yi suddenly turned a carp up from the bed.

　　 Where?

　　 Isn’t it here right now? Although it was a bit crude, it was not much better than his previous house.

　　 food?

　　 Just kidding, this is also worrying. Will the bandits lack food? Since the beauty wants him to help, naturally she will not starve to death.

　　Wife?

　　 You don’t need to be used to blind dates, you don’t need to buy a house or a car. Although it’s a door-to-door visit, your nominal wife looks like a big celebrity in future generations. If you think about it this way, you don’t need to buy a house or car. ...Isn't it a disadvantage?

　　 I don’t have to work hard, I’m tired like a dog every day, I have to pinch my fingers to calculate how many years before I can buy my own house...

　　 house?

　　My own wife is the owner of the bandit village, and the whole mountain outside is mine!

　　 Thinking of this, Li Yi suddenly felt bright.

　　The first grade official residence, what is it?

　　Feng Hou Baixiang, it's boring!

　　 I am the man who wants to be the king of thieves!