A Sword Through the Nine Heavens Chapter 285: The man with miserable life is here again
Simon’s unfortunately lazy figure was reflected in everyone's eyes, and it seemed so eye-catching. None of the people present didn't know the most famous person of this evil sect, and no one thought that this unreliable guy who was tangling flowers everywhere would appear in such a place and appear as a savior. It was really dumbfounding.
"A big man who is still sowing flowers, is he a woman?" Long Xingyu laughed. He is a descendant of Qinglong, and his strength is beyond doubt. He doesn't care about who the Human Race sends.
"What do you know? This is not to set off the atmosphere! I think the atmosphere here is a bit embarrassing. Let me add some flowers to the fun." Unfortunately, Simon didn't care about other people's eyes at all, still sniffing the fragrance of flowers as intoxicatingly, with an elegant expression. Personable.
Simon is unfortunately a member of the evil sect. The evil sect people do everything on their own minds, do not look at the faces of others at all, do whatever they want, come and go as they please. No matter how shocking the world was when he appeared on stage, no matter how much he was scolded by others, the evil sect would not blink.
Simon’s unfortunate shameless shame is even more famous among the evil sects. He has molested many beautiful female disciples of the sect. At every moment, there are a lot of talented women carrying swords all over the world looking for his bad luck. , To cut off some part of his body. Unfortunately, Ximen's cultivation base is ridiculously high, and the waves of flowers are not touched. There has been no defeat among the younger generation.
"Why? Do you represent the human race? I don't want to kill the unknown and report your name." Long Xingyu said contemptuously.
Kiyu began to mutter silently in his heart: "My name is Ximen Chuuxue, everyone calls me Ximen so handsome, you can call me Ximen handsome."
Not only Kiba, but the cultivators present started to learn from Kiba and meditated inwardly. There is no one who does not know Simon, unfortunately, his almost shameless self-introduction is already known to everyone.
Kiha finished reading, and sipped this guy again, which was really shameless. He thought of the little handsome in his arms, and wondered whether Xiaoshuai and Simon were unfortunately brothers or something in their previous life. Narcissism is exactly the same as thick-skinned!
"My name is Ximen Chuuxue, everyone calls me Ximen so handsome, you can call me Ximen handsome."
Sure enough, Ximen unfortunately once again moved out that classic set of rhetoric. Kiba knew that this guy would introduce himself like this to anyone he met. Anyway, he doesn't care what others think of him. Even if the cultivators off the court are all embarrassed, he still goes his own way.
"I care about you Simon! Since you want to get ahead, then be prepared to be deposed!"
Long Xingyu found that he couldn't see through the unfortunate cultivation of Simon, he became a little more cautious, but still did not change his attitude. In his eyes, no matter how powerful the Human Race was, it was definitely not his opponent. After all, he was the descendant of the Azure Dragon Demon King.
Simon, unfortunately, saw that Long Xingyu was ready to take a shot, but he raised his hand and made a pause.
then said: "Wait a minute, I will deal with the housework of our human race first, you will count a hundred and wait for me."
Then before Long Xingyi could react, he floated into the crowd. Many people have retreated, not wanting to have anything to do with the evil sect's calamity, for fear of tainting themselves, who knows if something is wrong with this guy and is about to start trouble again.
Long Xingmei frowned, a little angry in his heart! Who would have thought that a small demon prince in his own dignity would have been told by the other party to hang on the side. What does it mean to fight if you have a good fight?
If he could know the character of the evil sect, he wouldn't be so troubled. Communicating with wicked people, you will never guess what strange things they will do in the next moment. It is possible to talk and laugh with you the moment before, and slap you directly in the next moment.
Ximen unfortunately waved, and the powerful spiritual power swept out. Everyone felt that there was a flash in front of them. Suddenly a person flew out of the crowd, and Ximen unfortunately stepped on the ground. Everyone looked intently, and it turned out that it was the person who had just blamed Mu Yu for taking too much action against the monster race.
This guy is called Tian Ping, he is a disciple of the Sky Star Gate, and his cultivation base is in the Second Heaven of Out of Aperture. He was originally selected by Cang Wanzi to participate in the Monster Race competition. It's a pity that after hearing that Long Xingyu wanted to severely inflict the opponent in the competition, he didn't dare to play, and complained that Lanfeng had done too **** the Yaozu people. This balance was also a cultivation base during the out-of-aperture period, but in the face of Simon's misfortune, he was caught without any room for resistance.
"Ximen unfortunately, what do you want to do? Let go of me!"
The aura circulating on Simon's unfortunate body is undoubtedly the cultivation base during the out-of-aperture period, but the solid aura is much stronger than the balance. Where is he the unfortunate opponent of Simon? Unfortunately, Simon dragged him out and stepped on his feet. The whole process was so swift that he couldn't even react to the other Sky Star Gate companions.
"Seniors, I have to teach this kind of idiot who farts and then go up, otherwise I will beat this monster patriarch to death, and some people will complain that I am too heavy, then I am not reconciled! Senior Wanzi, shouldn't you mind?" Ximen bowed to Cang Wanzi unfortunately and said with a smile.
Cang Wanzi snorted and said, "You are the disciple of the evil sect? When will the evil old fellow of your master die?"
"Ah, it turns out that seniors recognized the master. It's a great honor. The master is fine now. I will ask when he will die, and then go back and forth to senior."
Simon smiled unfortunately and saluted again. I'm afraid that only wicked people can do that if you can say that to your master in front of outsiders. His words made everyone involuntarily put up their middle fingers. This guy dared to be so black even his master, and it was indeed an evil style!
" nonsense
People really need to be cured, otherwise it will be chilling! Do it yourself! "Cang Wanzi glanced at the balance lightly and snorted coldly.
How did he not know that this disciple of the Sky Star Gate was complaining that Lan Feng had done too much on the Yaozu people? It's just that the other party is a disciple of the Sky Star Clan, he is the elder of the Xuan Ling Clan, and at the same time, a person of the Eight Schools, because of his identity, has lost the elder style, so he resisted not making a move. Now the evil sect Simon unfortunately wants to teach him this spineless guy, then let him go! It is much better to let the evil faction take action than yourself.
"Thank you, senior!"
Unfortunately, Ximen once again bends down and salutes, his words and deeds are polite like a well-educated young man. If everyone didn't know the character of this person, he would really be treated as a polite son.
"Ximen unfortunately, what do you want? I tell you, if you dare to touch my hair, my father won't—ah!" Before the balance was finished, Simon gave him a slap, bright red The palm prints clearly appeared on his face.
" The rhinoceros demon proudly said that his skin was very thick. I was not convinced. I thought my skin must be thicker than him. Until I heard your words, I didn't think your skin should be better than me. "Unfortunately, Ximen slapped Tian Ping with his backhand without evasiveness. The crisp sound frightened many people. Everyone watched with horror the blood mixed with Tian Ping's teeth flying out of his mouth.
daring to blatantly teach the people of the Star Gate, I am afraid that only the evil faction can do it.
"Sure enough, the skin is thick, and I'm a little numb when I fight." Unfortunately, Simon slapped again.
"Flap! Pop! Pop!"
slapped a few times in a row, and his face was so swollen that he couldn't even speak. If he could speak, he would definitely greet Simon's unfortunate eighteenth-generation ancestor.
The sound of the clash of hands and face echoed in the crowd for a long time. No one dared to step forward to stop Simon's misfortune. Even the people at Tianxing Gate were shocked. The balance is already the highest level of cultivation among the people who come from the Star Gate this time, and if other people go up, they can only send their heads.
Those who had just echoed the Tianping words were completely scared to move, and they didn't dare to breathe for a while, for fear that they were also unlucky enough to be picked out by Simon, and their faces became like pig heads. At the moment, the balance can no longer see his original face, and he has even passed out, without a good tooth in his mouth.
Simon rubbed his hands unfortunately, and then vented his breath and said to the balance: "Hey! Next time, remember, try not to move your mouth as much as possible. If you don't dare to do it, you can sew your own mouth. Anyway, you said it for nothing."
After speaking, he threw the balance out like a dead dog, and then returned to Long Xingyu.
"Where did you count? It must be less than one hundred? Let's start!" Unfortunately, Simon took out a fan, opened it with a crash, and said nonchalantly.
"You are an interesting person." Long Xingyu gave Ximen an unfortunate glance.
"Really? But I think it's boring to fight with a big man of you!" Unfortunately, Simon's eyes crossed Long Xingyu, and fell on a fox demon who came out of the 9th heaven behind him, his eyes full of light, touching his chin Said, "Wait, wait! Don't do it yet, or you should go down and rest and let the little fox demon come up. I like to talk about life with the fox demon best." After speaking, he wiped his lips. Of drool.
The fox demon among the demon clan is enchanting, exuding endless intrigue all over the body, and it makes people feel excited when they look at it, and they can’t wait to hold them in their arms. Unfortunately, Ximen still thinks about picking up girls at this moment, let alone the girls of the Yao clan, and it really makes many people almost vomit blood. Fortunately, Simon, this guy is usually crazy and crazy. When it comes to the dignity of the human race and the demon race, he can't take it seriously, must he do so many messy things?
"Hmph! If you can beat me, I will naturally let Little Fox learn from you." Long Xingyu said proudly.
"It's so troublesome, really! Then do you want to hear about my life experience?" Simon asked unfortunately suddenly.
"Why do I need to know your life experience?" Long Xingyu felt baffled, so he would fight when he fights. Do you expect to rely on your life experience to make people show mercy?
Everyone under the cultivator felt extremely embarrassed, and some people began to scold this evil sect. Is this Simon unlucky? Every time you have to tell your own life experience, are you tired of it? He really thinks that this kind of pediatrics can deal with Yaozu people?
"It’s a mistake to bet the hope of the human race on a wicked person!" Cang Wanzi looked at the misfortune of Simon with a headache. He had more or less heard of the deeds of the misfortune of Simon. I also felt a bit twisted in my heart.
Evil sect people have always been rejected by the famous sects in the realm of cultivation. If any troublesome person wants to be a "ranking list of disgusting cultivators," the first is the Yomon Demon Race and the second is the Demon Race. The third is definitely a wicked person!
However, at this moment, all the so-called decent sects cannot stand out, but it is an evil sect Simon who has unfortunately played. Winning or not is the second most important thing, at least Simon dared to stand up unfortunately, this is much more spineless than the usual young people who claim to be upright. Unfortunately, after Simon stepped forward, he did a lot of embarrassing things, and everyone couldn't stand it anymore. It didn't feel like he was giving face to the head of the human race, but rather embarrassing the human race.
But Simon, unfortunately, doesn’t care what others think! Still going its own way, regardless of whether Long Xingyu wants to listen or not, Simon has unfortunately started to say nervously:
"After you hear about my life, you won’t think I’m an interesting person. I have to talk about this from a long time ago, when I was four years old
When my grandma drowned, my five-year-old grandfather died suddenly, the six-year-old father was vendetta, the seven-year-old mother committed suicide, and the eight-year-old was sold to the brothel because he was so good-looking. That lustful old man and cow ate tender grass. , I took my trousers off before I found out that I was a man. Then, because I was talented and intelligent, it was rare to see in a hundred years, so I decided to accept me as a disciple.
The unlucky old guy heard what happened to me and named me Simon Unfortunately.
But I always know ~ IndoMTL.com~ Destiny is in my own hands. I must learn to fight. I will not succumb to destiny. I decided to name myself Simon. Unfortunately, oh no, Ximen Fuxue, I I want everyone to know that I am handsome, and I want to prove to everyone that I am handsome..."
Simon, unfortunately, sprinkled a handful of flowers after speaking, and then took out a flute and played a sad tone. His flute sound was long and complaining, and many people blocked their ears quickly. Unfortunately, Simon’s trick was very lethal. , If you don’t pay attention, you will follow the Tao, and many people have been recruited.
"Damn! Is Ximen unfortunately brain disabled? How can the Yaozu people be so powerful, how could they be brought down by this kind of pediatric stuff?"
"That's right! This kind of innocent vulture trick is simply a shame to our human race. If it can have a little effect, I will eat shit!"
The cultivator scolded indignantly. Some even wanted to kick him up. The serious competition made him so embarrassed, and he said and sang. I really don’t know what's wrong in this guy’s mind. It would be weird if this pediatric technique could defeat the monsters!
However, Ximen's unfortunate flute is still playing, and an atmosphere of sadness covers the entire Bacao Village.
"Boom!"
No one thought that Long Xingyu suddenly covered his chest with his hands, closed his eyes, and slammed to the ground in a daze, then made a muffled noise, knocking the ground out of a big hole, and then became unconscious.
Oh, I wipe it! Is this okay?
Yaozu is dumbfounded! Terran is also dumbfounded! The creatures present are dumbfounded!