Master of Untold Daos: Can you eat two hundred thirty-seven? How to eat delicious?
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Chen Ming lightly waved the ten thousand heavenly bamboo in his hand, and the ten thousand sword was out of its sheath. He immediately frightened these wild boars to pee. When did they see such a battle?
Ten thousand swords are flying, under the great power, all the wild boars are suppressed by Chen Ming, unable to move, Chen Ming holds ten thousand heavenly bamboo in his hand, leisurely comes to the wild boar on the high platform, and asks: "Listen Say, you want to ride a man?"
The wild boar on the high platform suddenly fell on the ground, "Dare not!"
Chen Ming stretched out his hand and patted the wild boar in front of him. Don't say it, he washed it very cleanly. "I'll take a look around."
The boss of the wild boar had to do it. He thought Chen Ming thought it was good, and prepared to make it a mount. He turned around in front of Chen Ming and showed his strong hind legs. Then Chen Ming reached out and touched it. Touched his chin, nodded and said: "Well, this thigh is very good, plump and tender, and very strong. Go wash it and bake it and send it over!"
The Boar leader was stunned, looking at Chen Ming with both eyes, "Are you the devil?"
Chen Ming seemed to think of something, and then said: "By the way, there are no castrated pigs. The taste is too strong. You should castrate yourself first, and then raise it for a while before eating."
The wild boar leader fell directly on the ground, "Daxian, please be forgive!"
Chen Ming said suddenly: "By the way, where did you get the green thing in your ears?"
The wild boar leader hesitated, and finally said: "Daxian, that place, you don't want to go."
Chen Ming said: "Then I think it would be better to castrate..."
The boar leader finally nodded under the castration, "Daxian, can't I take you there?"
In the form of a crow, standing on top of a wild boar, Chen Ming followed the wild boar to a **** river. The wild boar said: "Daxian, swim across this river and you are here. There is a small island on the small island. There is a tree that bears this kind of fruit."
Chen Ming said angrily: "Then you still don't hurry up, why are you waiting here?"
The wild boar said: "This is weak water. If other people touch it, they will be drowned by this weak water. On the weak water, the feathers will not float."
Chen Mingdao: "Then how did you get there in the first place."
The wild boar said: "Weak water destroys people with strong mind and soul. The stronger the mind and soul, the heavier it is. When my old pig passed by, there was no wisdom at all. When I came back, the wisdom was not obvious. So I can swim past."
Chen Ming nodded, and then said: "You mean, you are too smart now, so you can't swim through it?"
The wild boar nodded confidently, and then Chen Ming didn't say anything. He kicked the wild boar directly into the water. The wild boar fluttered in the water, "No way, no way. Now, I'm going to die...Daxian, help..."
Chen Ming glanced, this guy is still floating on the water, his head is all on the water.
After a while, the wild boar suddenly realized that he was not dead, and he floated on who bought it, and immediately exclaimed: "Fortunately, it's okay, I'm still stupid!"
It was the first time that Chen Ming saw a creature happy because he was stupid. Chen Ming fluttered his wings on the top of the wild boar. The wild boar felt that a big mountain was crushed down, and he was going to sink with all his four hoofs. Go down.
Chen Ming felt it too. After he fell, he couldn't fly. It was too heavy.
With a kick directly on the wild boar, Chen Ming went ashore again, and the wild boar climbed ashore, very sadly said: "No way, Master, you are too smart to move your back!"
This is the first time Chen Ming has encountered this kind of weird thing. Why can't he cross the river because he is too smart?
Chen Ming's gaze swept across the wild boar. One wild boar is not enough, and dozens more are not enough!
This pure heart Bodhi tree, I am going to make a decision!
But this river is really weird. Chen Ming didn’t want to touch it with such a weird thing. Chen Ming didn’t even want to use this weak water as a weapon. If this thing could be used as a weapon, then Not weak water is flying all over the sky.
I guess I can't even touch it.
Chen Ming wanted to collect a little into the storage ring, but found that it had no effect and couldn't collect it at all.
Chen Ming thought for a moment, and finally said: "Go, call all your family!"
Where did the wild boar leader dare to resist Chen Ming, and he went straight to call his family hundreds of wild boars over.
Chen Ming kicked a wild boar into the water, tied the rope to each wild boar, and threw a huge wooden raft directly onto hundreds of wild boars. Anyway, there is no wisdom in this weak water. , The wooden raft should have no weight.
The wooden raft fell up, and there really was no response. Chen Ming then leaped onto the wooden raft and saw a sway, but he was still steady.
It seems that hundreds of wild boars are still useful!
Looking at the wild boar leader in front, Chen Ming said: "Go ahead, lead the way!"
Chen Ming glanced around
Fortunately, no one noticed that I was riding a hundred pigs, otherwise I would be ruined!
Hey, the heart of the teachers and parents is not for these prodigal things.
At this point, Chen Ming stepped on a pig-powered wooden raft towards the legendary island. Along the way, Chen Ming looked under the water and could see illusory figures drifting past.
Many of them have long hair in shawls, and their faces are pale. They are obviously ghosts!
Various ghosts floated by the river, Chen Ming looked around, and there was a vast expanse in front of him, almost all ghosts were in sight.
What kind of a ghost place is this, let alone, it's really a ghost place.
Chen Ming looked at the wild boars under the wooden raft, saying, are these wild boars not afraid of seeing ghosts?
I feel a little panicked.
Then Chen Ming heard the whispers of these wild boars, "Wow, look, that woman has so long hair and looks so beautiful!"
"This woman is even stranger here, she has no face!"
"There are so many types of human beings, so many different!"
"Look at this, so long tongue, I don't know what it feels like to be licked by her."
Chen Ming listened to this group of wild boars, shit, they didn't know what these ghosts were, they thought they were humans of other breeds...
Sure enough, those who don't know are fearless.
Chen Ming looked at the wild boar under the wooden raft and suddenly asked: "Do you know what a ghost is?"
The wild boars hum, "Ghost? Can you eat it?"
"How to eat?"
"Is it delicious?"
Chen Ming nodded in satisfaction, "It's not delicious, hurry up and swim for me!"
When I get through this weak water, I will never let anyone know that I relied on these pigs to cross over!
This will definitely become the black history of my big boss!
From a distance, Chen Ming can see that there are red lanterns appearing on the river. Chen Ming said badly. It seems that there are other things in front of him. Sure enough, this pure heart Bodhi tree is not so easy. get!
"All pigs, close my eyes! Swim forward with all your strength!"
In the front, a long singing voice suddenly came, "Boiled for three lives and turned into a bowl of soup. Although this soup is bitter, drinking it can relieve all kinds of sorrow..."