Chinese Almanac Master Chapter 2027: .2.11

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The almanac on the wall suddenly began to speak human words. If this is heard by ordinary people, it is estimated that they will have to faint at that time. But this Xiao Nanzhu has never been afraid of these things since he was a child. Although he was taken aback at this moment, he did not show too much exaggeration. He took a step back almost subconsciously, confirming that the carp boy on the calendar was really talking to himself, and then he opened his mouth strangely,

"Ah, now the annual calendar has a voice call function..."

"..."

The young year on the calendar was already sulking. Hearing Xiao Nanzhu's words, he immediately puffed up his face unhappy. He originally thought that this year he could sleep over again as in previous years, without having to work on anything. Who knew that it was about 12 o'clock when he got off work, he was so disturbed by this guy named Xiao Nanzhu. The calendar gods like them who work one day a year are all squeamish and terribly raised because of low work intensity, and the few near the end of the year are even more lazy. This is represented by Xiao Nian, who is in charge of Xiao Nian Ye.

Originally, the New Year is about red envelopes, reunion dinners, and quilts. It is obvious that Laba and Lichun can all get along so simply a few days ago, why are they so unlucky in their turn...

When I thought of this, my beaming chubby face wrinkled. Xiaonian wanted to let the baby red carp in his arms shake this guy's face with the water in the pond, but he looked at Xiao Nanzhu's. He was tall and big, and he was a little afraid to be naughty, and Xiao Nanzhu, who had not figured out what was going on until now, was still a bit drunk, but now he was half sober. He subconsciously I wanted to raise my hand and feel what was wrong with the old almanac left by the old lady, but in the next second, a vividly drawn big fat boy holding a big red carp, accompanied by bare farts/shares The dazzling golden light climbed down from the calendar.

"Eh eh! What can you say quickly! Don't ink! I only have twenty minutes! What's the matter? Ask for good luck, ask fortune, ask for zodiac or Zhou Gong to interpret dreams..."

The little fat man, who looked like a golden boy, tried to talk to Xiao Nanzhu as soon as he landed. The red bellyband and the red carp looked strangely festive and cute. He just watched the yellow calendar speak human words, and now he sees the almanac becoming alive with his own eyes, the cold hair on his back is standing up, and he can't say a word at all, and this carp boy seems to be accustomed to the first sight of humans. I have such a dull look, I just touched my chin and muttered quietly,

"Forget it, forget it, you can't call me out in vain, I'll do it for you, after all, it's a workday and you can't just perfunctory it... You are a monkey, and you are born right now. Oh, oh, next year, the luck is not so good, let me see, today you should not take a shower or light a fire..."

The muttering voice of the little fat man made Xiao Nanzhu come back to his senses. He squeezed the bridge of his nose and eagerly wanted to make sure that what he was seeing was an illusion that he saw only after drinking. After all, the education he had received in the past two decades told him that everything in front of him was unscientific and shouldn't happen, but in the next second, he suddenly smelled something bad on the side of his nose. the taste of.

"What's this smell...Is it sizzling squid..."

Taking a sniff and muttering to himself, Xiao Nanzhu, who is usually very clever, had a rusty mind at this time. After speaking, he turned his head and glanced at the carp boy beside him. Xiaonian, who was also sucking his nose and smelling the smell, first thought about it with him for a while, and then suddenly changed his face.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

The yelling Xiaonian was so scared that he threw all the red carp in his arms, grabbed Xiao Nanzhu’s trousers and ran to the kitchen, suddenly remembering Xiao Nanzhu who had just burned a pot of boiling water. At the moment, he came back to his senses, and ran into the kitchen with the carp boy.

He rushed in, and he found that the water in the kettle was almost drying up, the fire on the gas stove was all up, the whole kitchen was filled with a pungent smell of smoke, and there was a large flame on the ground. Upon seeing this, Xiao Nanzhu hurriedly covered his mouth and nose and pulled the curtain next to him, and immediately pounced the flames. When the sparks splashed on him, he also hurriedly waved away, and Xiao Nian immediately followed. I didn't know where to get a washbasin, and after receiving a large basin of water, it staggered to put out a large cluster of flames on the ground.

"Whhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i am exhausted..."

He wiped his forehead with the back of his hand, Xiaonian helped Xiao Nanzhu put out the fire, and the plump face was smeared with smoke. He always stays in the almanac and only works one day a year, so this physical strength can be imagined. Xiao Nanzhu, who had lingering fears, also breathed a sigh of relief when he saw it, but turned his head to look at the half-burnt kitchen, showing a slightly confused expression.

If it wasn't for the little fat guy who appeared in his own house just now, he might have just slept in the living room. He never thought that the liquefied gas in the kitchen would actually age like this because he hadn't lived for a long time, and as long as he drank a lot of alcohol and fell asleep in such a fire, then 2027 would pass in a few days... …I really lived to the end.

Thinking about it like this, I don’t know why I feel a little bit of rejoicing. At this time, Xiao Nanzhu, who has completely woken up from alcohol, does not want to go into the sacred little fat man who ran down from the calendar. After all, this kid can be regarded as his own savior. Xiaonian, who just helped out, naturally didn’t expect Xiao Nanzhu to accept his existence so quickly, and rubbing his dirty face with his little hand, but in the next second, he seemed to suddenly remember something. He glared like, and ran back to the living room barefoot.

"Eh eh, what are you running! Are you cold with bare feet..."

Following this little fat boy, he ran out quickly. Xiao Nanzhu felt like he was a father suddenly. He was a little worried when he watched this big fat boy run around, but waited for him to chase the dead boy out. When he wanted to find a pair of cotton slippers for him to put on first, he saw the little bunny squatting beside the sofa, staring at the red carp that had rolled his eyes on the floor, with tears in his eyes. It's almost falling.

Xiao Nanzhu: "..."

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"Xiao Hong...Xiao Hong...Xiao Hong is dead...Ah hoo..."

The tears fell down like no money. Just anxious to help Xiao Nanzhu put out the fire, the stupid boy ran to the kitchen after losing his baby carp, but forgot that the fish could not live long without the water, and waited. He remembered that when his poor red carp was still lying on the floor of the living room and kicking, the red carp, which originally symbolized more than a year, had miserably drew up its braids.

She covered her eyes with her hands and cried. Xiaonian lost her precious red carp, so she was naturally very sad. I brought him a small bench for him to sit down, and found him a pair of big cotton slippers. Xiao Nanzhu watched the little fat man cry and was about to hiccup, and squeezed his face impatiently after a long time. Tao,

"Okay, okay, don't cry, I'll buy you another one after daybreak, uncle, okay? If you like carp, buy carp, if you like grass carp, buy grass carp, if you like grass carp, buy turtle..."

The tone was just like a big bad wolf eating a child. Xiao Nanzhu, who was tossed out of a neurosis this evening, didn't have time to clean up the messy kitchen, so he sat down and began to persuade Xiaonian who had lost her love fish. If it were in normal times, he would have been impatiently hitting the child directly, but this little fat man tried his best to save himself for the new year, so it is rare for Xiao Nanzhu to curb his temper and become a confidant uncle. The eyes that had been crying in this young year were red, and as soon as he heard Xiao Nanzhu's words, he cried more and more sadly.

"Wait for dawn...it's too late...I blame you...I blame you...My little red...Woo..."

"Hey, why do you blame me, Xiaohong, he obviously has a bad life..."

"It's you!!! It's you!!! Oh!"

"Everything...I blame me, blame me..."

Once a child started to cry, it became more and more fierce. Xiao Nanzhu, whose head was so big that he was crying, almost never knelt down and shouted father, but in the end he couldn't make the fat boy laugh. He was still thinking about whether he could let this little ancestor explain to himself why he could predict the fire and why he appeared here, but Xiaonian patronized and cried and made it clear that he didn't want to have too much with him. communicate with. Xiao Nanzhu saw nothing wrong, thinking about whether or not to hold this mysterious fat boy with him first, and see if he could put out something later, because he couldn't run away as a child anyway, and thought so. Then, he directly stood up and rushed to Xiao Niandao sitting on the small bench,

"There is nothing to eat at home, there is still some sesame paste, can I make it for you?"

Xiao Nian just cried and ignored him. Xiao Nanzhu took a cigarette and went straight to make sesame paste for his little ancestor. Before entering the kitchen, he glanced at the wall clock. The pointer on it showed that there was another one. The minute is passing zero. Xiao Nanzhu didn’t care either. He went into the kitchen and re-boiled the pot of water. This time he was waiting by the induction cooker, so the time was a little longer, but after he had been busy for ten minutes, he had returned Xiao Nanzhu, with a lazy expression, was surprised to find that there was no one on the sofa outside.

The little fat man is gone, so is the red carp.

Just now he didn't hear any sound of the security door being opened, and a child in the middle of the night could not run out...

He was half cold suddenly. As soon as Xiao Nanzhu put the small porcelain bowl in his handle, he hurried to the side of the old almanac hanging on the wall. He didn't know what was driving him. All of this tonight reveals an inexplicable inexplicability, but when Xiao Nanzhu ran to the old yellow calendar and looked up, the first thing he saw was the festive and lovely depicted on it. At this time, he was facing his carp boy and the...dead fish in his arms.

Xiao Nanzhu: "…………"