Martial Arts Master Chapter 24: Hip flask


"Never miss my eyes" seems to be in the mind, "nostril blowing" said:

"Damn, the guy said that the word'dou' rubbed by the hip flask can definitely be faked. As a result, it was sold for a month and it was exposed ten times! Ten times! I was so blinded!" /

Lou Cheng "haha laughed" and said: "What kind of jug? Send it to see."

"Never Going Eyes" paused for dozens of seconds, and sent a photo to Lou Cheng. On it, there was a purple-gold jug with ancient charm, the size of a palm, and the side inscribed with a sense of explosiveness and never admit defeat." The word "fight" seems to be able to rush to the sky and make a fuss in the heaven after drinking the wine in two sips.

"It's quite stylish, and the workmanship is also very exquisite..." Lou Cheng praised, and casually mentioned, "I like your hip flask very much. It's unique, why don't you sell me?" /

"Sell you? How can I get a handkerchief with the word "dou" if I sell you? Aren't you bad for my business, my dear! I never despise my eyes."

"The national competition has been over for several months, and the popularity of the'nine' character sound has passed long ago. Is the sales of your'dou' character handkerchief getting worse and worse? Let's get rid of it quickly. It's a little bit more. Besides, I don't believe that your handkerchiefs are out of stock!" Lou Cheng was eloquent.

"Something makes sense...never look away" said in silence, "One thousand two, take the flask away."

"Twelve thousand and two, are you kidding me? One hundred can't be more!" Lou Cheng followed the instructions of coach Yan and tried to bargain all over the sky.

"You are an insulting counter-offer, dear, the cost I received is more than one hundred, so, everyone makes friends, three hundred and eight, free shipping, dear! Never go away!" A big sale at a loss Look like.

Lou Cheng thought for a while, and hesitated: "That line, you hang up, I will shoot."

"Let's go to another channel. I hung up the hip flask. Didn't I sell fakes before the exposure? I never missed my eyes" Tanshou suggested.

"Okay." Lou Cheng seemed to have nothing to do.

After some transaction, when he finally gave the address, he considered that he was a celebrity, and instead of leaving the word "Lou Cheng", he used "Qi Fang" instead.

Fixed all of this, he sent a picture of the hip flask to Yan Zheke, "snickering" and said:

"Look at this."

"Hey, the word ‘dou’, it feels like the word ‘dou’!" Yan Zike "stunned."

She has read many notes of Shu Shanzhai's reverse creation of "Nine Characters Jue". Although Lou Cheng's "Dou" character Shen Yun has been identified as wrong, she also said it should be closer.

"Yeah, I saw it at a glance." Lou Cheng said with a "smirkly" smile.

"It's amazing, it's my orange! Did you take it?" Yan Zike did not hesitate to praise, and asked happily.

"Yes." Lou Cheng said "smirkingly", "Even if it proves that you can't understand anything, there should be some clues hidden. Moreover, you see how well made this hip flask is, it has an ancient charm, yes The type that my master likes, just to honor him as a backup."

"Oh, it's rare to see you so caring about Coach Shi!" Yan Zheke "eyes opened wide."

Lou Cheng said "stupidly": "What is rare? I have always respected the teacher!"

"Tsk tsk, how do I remember you old black him?" Yan Zheke "looked up at the sky, eyes rolling".

"My mouth is black, and I am worried." Lou Cheng said "seriously".

"Really?" Yan Zheke "sit down nicely", "Then how much did you spend on this jug?"

"Three hundred and eight..." Lou Cheng "hidden his face and sighed."

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In a rental house in a certain province and a certain city.

"Never Mistakes" stretched his waist and hummed triumphantly. On the computer desk in front of him was the purple-gold jug with a flavour of war.

He stood up and yanked away the black cloth on a box next to him. There were a dozen or twenty jugs of the same style neatly piled inside, but the indescribable feeling was missing.

These are all copied from the factory, and the cost is quite low!

"Haha, I want to come here to blame my hip flask, you are the one who lied to you! I never look away" shook his head and smiled.

The guys who don’t have much winks and know nothing, the "dou" handkerchief is enough to deal with. When they encounter the kind that can see the flaws and peculiarities, they pretend that they don’t know anything and let them deceive the hip flask. Sell ​​it at a good price.

For most people, who would have thought that the second scam would be buried after the first scam, and most of them would be happy that their own fraud was successful!

Furthermore, similar people are more conceited. They have fallen into trouble with a few hundred dollars. They are definitely unwilling to speak up. At most, they will scold themselves a few words, just deny it!

As for the touching things about treasures, he was not worried about "never look away". When he found this jug, he thought it was related to the sound of the word "dou", and tried to please a pill martial artist, but the other party said There is no charm, so you can't use it to visualize. Apart from being good-looking, it has no other value.

Those guys who were deceived will understand after thinking more about the photos.

A few hundred dollars, who will cross provinces?

"Anyone who is treacherous like a ghost, can't escape my palm...never look away." With a low smile, he took out a batch version of purple-gold jug, packed it into the package, and started to fill out the express order:

"Xiushan..."

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One day later, Lou Cheng finished his tempering. When he returned home from the Gushan Wuguan, the phone rang and the express arrived.

He took the package, entered the room, opened it, and raised his eyebrows, showing an angry and funny expression.

On the website, he found "Never Mistakes", he said straightforwardly:

"You sent it wrong."

"Nothing, do you compare the photos, are they exactly the same? Never look away." The experience is rich and the old **** is there.

"I don't have the feeling of refusing to admit defeat in the photo." Lou Cheng pointed out the key.

"Never look away" surprised: "This is a photo effect. Do you know what a PS is and what is a photo retouching? You can't even use a beautiful photo? Look, I still have one , This is black and white effect, is it very quiet and ancient? Anyway, whatever you say, feel free to complain, I am not afraid!"

"I called the police!" Lou Cheng replied not angrily.

Seeing these words, "Never go away" immediately relaxes. The more you speak, the less likely the other party will do it, just like a fight with gangsters, and you have to put aside some cruel words in the end.

For things of a few hundred dollars, the police will not open a case!

"Haha, go, just go! Never look away." After finishing speaking, he took a sip from the water glass.

Lou Cheng copied the link of his homepage, clicked on a person called "Jumping Army" on QQ, and posted:

"This is very likely to have a clue to the word'dou'."

He always passed clues to the military through his own master before, so that Old Man Shi was annoyed, so he gave him a contact directly instead of being an intermediary.

"Received. Quick march" responded concisely.

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At two o'clock in the afternoon, "Never Going Eyes" was sleeping in a daze at noon, and suddenly heard a fierce bang on the door.

"Who?" He turned over and sat up, shouting.

"Check the water meter!" Someone outside responded.

"Has it been a month...never stray eyes" put on the sweatshirt and shorts, walked to the door suspiciously, and opened his hand.

Kang Dang!

As soon as the door opened, two strong men rushed in. One hugged his waist and tripped his legs, the other twisted his elbows with his shoulders, and immediately pressed "Never Going Eyes" to the ground.

"What do you do? Never go away" shouted in shock, and then saw a few shiny black pistols pointed at him, two "police badges" set off.

"I, I just sell a fake...Never go away" for a moment in shock, aggrievedly defended, tears almost streaming down.

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"The whole thing is like this." Lou Cheng sat on a chair, looked at the side of the bed, and looked at Yan Zheke of the "batch version of purple golden jug".

"In other words, you are actually mentally prepared to receive fakes early in the morning?" The girl looked up thoughtfully, "Then why not just hand it over to the military to deal with it, so confident? I want to pick it up by my own ability. Leak?"

Today is a rare shady day in early July~IndoMTL.com~ She wore a delicate lady's round neck shirt.

"Almost..." Lou Cheng smiled vaguely.

Yan Zheke put down the hip flask and glanced at him in vain: "You pulled me here to see this fake? I also said that I took you to buy two sets of clothes. My grandparents prefer the scholastic shape. "

"It's not in a hurry, haven't the other relatives left yet?" Lou Cheng stood up and smiled, "And, what's the meaning of this? Koko, didn't you say it? It doesn't matter what the two of them see together , The important thing is the feeling of being together."

While speaking, he walked to the door, snapped the door shut, and locked it.

Yan Zheke blinked her black and white eyes, but she didn't realize what was going on.

Lou Cheng walked to the window again, looked sideways at the dazed little fairy, and laughed in a low voice:

"My mother escorted Qi Yunfei back to Ningshui. I won't be back today. My dad worked overtime. It is estimated that he won't get home until 7 or 8 o'clock..."

With a brushing sound, the curtains were drawn by him, covering the light of the room, making everything dim and dark, and light and shadow danced together.

"...you..."

The quiet female voice stopped abruptly.

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At five o'clock in the afternoon, in the indistinct room, a jade-white arm rested on Lou Cheng, in sharp contrast with the black hair scattered like a waterfall. The whole room was filled with the beauty of silent jumping.

Lou Cheng looked at Yan Zheke who was asleep, took the phone from the pillow with his left hand, and read the message.

"Rapid March" said an hour ago:

"Jiuju does not have the charm of the word'dou'. It should have been made by an extremely well-known craftsman with no martial arts. It has not been formed for more than 30 years. From the overall feeling, he is mostly compared to the original Inscribed and made."

"We will immediately trace the origin of this hip flask."


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