Otaku Engineer in Great Tang Dynasty Chapter 76: Dou Xiaopang (middle)

　　Since Li Tai could not wait to find abuse, Li Zexuan wanted to satisfy the little fat man's wish.

　　Li Zexuan walked two steps with his hand in hand, and slowly said:

　　 "Then please listen to the first question, my lord, what is cloth and paper afraid of?"

　　 Li Tai laughed when he heard the words: "Li Zexuan, you have to lose for such a simple question, haha, of course Buhezhi is afraid of fire! It seems that you are a guest of the royal palace."

　　Li Zexuan shook his head, and said lightly: "His Royal Highness answered wrong."

　　 Li Tai did not believe: "Is there any other answer? I think your kid just wanted to play tricks on purpose. If you can't say a convincing answer today, this king will not forgive you."

　　 Li Zexuan ignored his threats and smiled: "Haha, I wonder if your Highness has heard a sentence, not (cloth) afraid of ten thousand, only (paper) afraid of in case. The answer to this question is In this sentence, so I said that His Highness gave a wrong answer."

　　 Cheng Chu heard the answer silently, and he reacted for a while, and then almost laughed out loud. He didn't expect Li Zexuan to be so spoof and give such a tricky question. People in the Tang Dynasty have never heard of brain teasers.

　　 Li Tae was stunned for a while before he reacted and said angrily: "You are a word game, but Xiaodao Er, this king already understands the trick to this topic, you are about to ask the next one."

　　 Haha, you think you understand, but you don’t know that you just fell into the big pit. Li Zexuan disapproved, and continued: "Then please listen to the second question, from 1 to 9, which number is the most industrious and which number? Laziest?"

　　 is this kind of inexplicable question again. Li Tai stood up, scratched his head and scratched his head. After thinking about it for a long time, he couldn’t think of anything. Li Zexuan reminded him:

　　 "His Royal Highness hurry up, it's getting late."

　　 Li Tai waved his hand and said impatiently: "This king can't figure it out. You win this question. You can say the answer quickly."

　　 "Back to your Highness, the answer to this question is 1 the laziest and 2 the most industrious. As for the reason, I wonder if your Highness has ever heard a sentence called one (1) do not do two (2) endlessly, haha."

　　 It’s a word game. Li Tai patted his head annoyedly. He didn’t expect that he would make the same mistake twice. These two questions are very simple to think about. Start from the text itself and find some The colloquialism related to the topic can be related to the topic.

　　 Li Tai warned himself that he must not give Li Zexuan another chance.

　　 summed up the lessons of the two failures, made up his mind, Li Tai regained a little confidence, and said: "Continue to the next question, if the king does not believe the same mistake, I will make three times."

　　 Li Zexuan smiled, he also knows that these two brain teasers are easy for people to find the rules for solving problems. Li Tai is talented and must have found some ways to deal with such problems.

　　 But he doesn’t plan to continue playing this question with Li Tai. He wants to change the type. I don’t believe Li Tai can guess it.

　　"Hehe, since your Royal Highness is so confident, please listen to the third question, why can a frog jump higher than a tree?"

　　 After listening to the topic, Li Tai quickly searched for idioms or sayings related to frogs and trees, but after thinking about it for a long time, he couldn't help but feel a little anxious. Seeing that Li Zexuan wanted to urge him again, he angrily said:

　　 "This king doesn't know, you can say the answer quickly."

　　Looking at the little fat man in front of him in a hurry, Li Zexuan also thought it was very interesting. He smiled and said, "Hehe, why can frogs jump higher than trees? That's because frogs can jump and trees can't. Of course he can jump higher than a tree."

　　 "Hahaha..."

　　 Cheng Chumo's face turned blush, and he couldn't help but finally laughed.

　　 Li Tai was furious: "You are a horrible word. You obviously asked why frogs can jump higher than trees?"

　　 Li Zexuan spread his hands and smiled: "Yes, that's what I asked, is there a problem with this answer?"

　　 Li Tai carefully chewed the question asked by Li Zexuan twice, only to find that there were two ways to understand this question. He walked into a misunderstanding of thinking at the beginning. This is another word game, but Li Zexuan changed one. He was pitted again by playing methods.

　　 But he can’t say that Li Zexuan’s answer is questionable. He is willing to accept the bet. He still has some gambling products like Li Tai. Li Tai is a bit like a gambler at the moment. He said unconvincingly:

　　 "You win this question, continue to the next question."

　　 Li Zexuan thought that this little fat man was going to be silly, but he did not expect that he would give up altogether, so he could not help but looked at him high and continued: "Well, my lord, please listen to the fourth question. May I lick anything on your body? It's hard, even if you don't lick it, if you want to sleep comfortably, rub it first."

　　 Cheng Chu heard a stagger and almost fell to the ground. The first thing he thought of was the man’s little brother. He didn’t expect Li Zexuan to be so dirty, but Lan'er was still here. Li Zexuan asked this question. Is it really good?

　　 Cheng Chu gave Lan'er a worried look.

　　 Li Tai's first thought also thought of the man's thing. Don't think he was less than ten years old, but the royal person, so old, don't know why.

　　 He wanted to blurt out the answer at the time, but he caught a glimpse of Lan'er next to Li Zexuan, and he couldn't say it again.

　　 He could not help but curse Li Zexuan shamelessly, in order to win such a dirty question~ IndoMTL.com~ If there are only a few of them here, Li Tai would definitely not care about anything, but there is still a pink sculpture of Laner in the field. Yuzhuo's little girl, he couldn't bear to say it.

　　 Li Tai blushed, and at last he could only exasperately said: "You are shameless, this king can't answer, I don't believe you dare to say the answer."

　　Looking at the reactions of Li Tai and Cheng Chumo, Li Zexuan knew that these two guys wanted to be crooked. The ancient people's thoughts were not pure, as Li Zexuan thought in his heart.

　　 "Hehe, what did your Highness say? What I dare not say. The answer to this question is teeth. Looking at your Highness and Ugly Cow, do you want to be crooked?"

　　 Laner curiously asked: "Brother Ugly Bull, what answer do you think?"

　　 Cheng Chumo's face blushed, and he said in embarrassment: "I didn't want to be crooked. The answer I think is teeth, yes, it is teeth."

　　 Lan'er looked at Li Tai curiously again, and Li Tai waved her hand quickly and said: "This king didn't expect the answer. I lost this question. Li Zexuan, you will soon ask the next question."

　　 This is quite a bit of an overwhelming taste, Lan'er's eyes are even more suspicious, but she still dare not ask, Li Tai's impression of her before is too fierce.

　　Li Zexuan smiled and said: "His Royal Highness has already lost four questions, do you really want to continue?"

　　 He was afraid to continue, and Li Tai was so irritated by his abuse that it would be bad. The best result was that Li Tai would now take the initiative to terminate the gambling and everyone reconciled.

　　 But he underestimated the obsession of a gambler, Li Tai said with red eyes: "Go on, why, are you afraid that the king won't be able to pay the bill?"

　　 He Li Taike has never suffered such a big loss, he must make a round, or else he is too shameless.

　　 "Well, in this case, let's continue." Li Zexuan said helplessly.

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