Otaku Engineer in Great Tang Dynasty Chapter 179: Speaking is not surprising and endless!
The main hall of Li Mansion.
Li Zexuan continued to talk freely. He extended a second finger and said: "Secondly, I think we have to figure out the audience problem of the newspaper. With the future release of "Datang Dictionary" and the promotion of Pinyin, There will be far more literate people than current scholars. These people do not read much by themselves, and they certainly cannot understand the profound classical Chinese. I think the newspapers in the future should mainly be written in vernacular.
But considering that the current dictionary and pinyin have not been fully promoted, we can do a preliminary experiment and divide the newspaper into several sections. One section is called Literati Interaction. In this section, all written in classical Chinese, so that scholars can publish in this place. The interpretation of the imperial decree and the different viewpoints among the various schools have turned this section into a paradise for literati exchanges. Use vernacular for the rest of the sections! "
Ma Zhou couldn't help but nodded and said: "That's okay. Before Ma came here, he had considered this issue."
Li Zexuan continued: "Thirdly, regarding current affairs news, Brother Ma, you can put him in a separate section. This section is mainly used to record some recent anecdotes, but the style of writing cannot be so serious, and the title is also It can’t be as rigid as what you wrote. You have to write lightly and humorously to attract people. Isn’t it just for people to read the newspaper to be happy and fresh!"
Ma Zhou worked so hard to write the press release for so long, and many of the words and sentences in it were sculpted repeatedly. As a result, Li Zexuan criticized some of them as worthless, and his face was a little uncontrollable, and his temper almost came up again. Forcibly held back this time, he asked unconvincedly:
"How do you think you should write, Sir Alex?"
Li Zexuan smiled, he also saw that Ma Zhou still had a little temper, but it is normal for a literati to be arrogant, and he didn't mind too much, saying: "How to write specifically to attract people, this has to be done by Brother Ma. Think about it, but I can provide an example for Brother Ma. For example, you can write this at the beginning:
Why did the ninety-year-old woman die naked on the street? Why do hundreds of female donkeys scream in the middle of the night? Why are Baihualou Oiran's prose clothes frequently stolen? Who did the serial girl killing the sow? The old nun’s door was knocked every night, is it a man or a ghost? What is hidden behind the accidental deaths of hundreds of little bitches? Behind all this is the distortion of human nature or the loss of morality? Is it a sexual outburst or a hungry helplessness? Stay tuned for the eighth issue of "Datang Daily"........."
"Puff!"
Li Zexuan's words are really amazing. Before he finished speaking, Ma Zhoudun felt dizzy and almost spewed a mouthful of old blood. What about morals? My lord, what is your integrity?
Ma Zhou felt that he had put aside the arrogance of a scholar and went to work in a workshop with a cheeky. He had no moral integrity, but he did not expect that there are scholars who are less moral than him in this world. Ma Zhou is now a little suspicious. Was your face too thin before?
"Lord Sir, is it really good as you write? Will we be drowned by scholars in the world?"
Ma Zhouyi vomited blood on his face, and asked depressedly, like that, it was clear that he was telling Li Zexuan, are you sure, your special mother is not teasing me?
Li Zexuan deliberately ignored Ma Zhou’s expression, and naturally said, "Why is this not working? Brother Ma, don’t you think that if you write like this, the people will be more interested in looking down? As for the scholar’s saliva, Ma brother is completely Don’t worry, they will scold them. They will become more and more famous if there is a dispute. Their saliva will only make our newspapers more and more popular. Moreover, in the future, our newspapers will definitely have absolute rights of public opinion, and they will be borrowed from them. Ten guts, I see who of them dare to scold!"
Ma Zhou wiped the cold sweat on his forehead. How did he feel like he was in a fire pit now, and it was still the kind of 10,000-meter deep pit that he couldn't jump out of.
"Lord, do you really want to write this?"
Ma Zhou hoped that Li Zexuan would change his mind and not make things so shocking.
Li Zexuan insisted: "Yes, just write in this style of writing, with a hint of exaggeration in the humor, which makes people want to stop once they read it!"
"Well then!"
Ma Zhou had no choice but to agree to it, slandering in his heart, is your call a bit exaggerated? It's almost exaggerated and endless!
Li Zexuan thought for a while, and continued: "Well, the last novel section of the newspaper is called Dahua Jianghu. In the early stage, I used my "Mortal Cultivation Biography" to top it. Each issue contains four chapters, followed by the Ministry of Culture. If you can receive some high-quality novels, put them together and serialize them. Brother Ma, what do you think of my "Mortal Cultivation Biography"? Can it be put in the newspaper?"
Ma Zhou embarrassedly said: "Ahem, of course, Ma has also read this novel. Although the beginning is a little flat, but from the next few chapters, the huge world constructed by this novel and the book The cultivation system mentioned by Ma is almost unheard of. It is really novel. I believe that many people will like to watch it by then."
Li Zexuan said proudly: "Of course, the story behind this novel will only become more and more exciting, Brother Ma, you absolutely can't think of it."
"Will the creator write your name Ferguson when this novel is published?"
Ma Zhou suddenly thought of a very critical question.
Li Zexuan pondered for a moment, and smiled: "You don't need to write my real name. I will give myself a pen name. Anyone who submits articles in the future can give themselves a pen name. My pen name is Pi Xia Ke!"
At the same time, he said silently in his heart: Wang Yu is so big, I'm sorry, I will copy this novel from you, and copy someone else's in the next one, don't mind ha, buddy is also considered to bring your novel to the Tang Dynasty No thanks.
Ma Zhou was puzzled and asked: "My Lord, what is the meaning of the words Pi Xia Ke?"
Li Zexuan looked at the top of his head, his gaze seemed to penetrate the roof, through the sky, and out of the sky. He sighed and said: "This is for me to miss a person, a very great person. Without him, maybe There won’t be who I am now!"
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In 2017, in a small rental house in Tiandu, a web writer who was rushing on the street was crazy about codewords in front of the computer. Behind the word document, there was clearly a program code he had just finished running. Suddenly He sneezed three times.
"Snee! Snee! Snee!"
Suddenly, the computer screen was sprayed with saliva. He drew a piece of toilet paper to wipe the computer while cursing, "Grass, the landlord must be the old lady who is scolding Laozi again! Isn't it just telling her that I'll have a few days later The rent, as for this?"
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Li Mansion.
Ma Zhou heard Li Zexuan's inexplicable words~IndoMTL.com~ he couldn't help but wonder: Isn't Jue Ye's father called Li Jingmo, and his mother called Ye Yuzhu? There is no one named Pi Xia Ke? So why did Sir Alex say that there would be no Pi Xia Ke without him? Could it be...
Ma Zhou suddenly widened his eyes in horror. He felt as if he had discovered something extraordinary!
"Pop!"
When Li Zexuan saw this, he patted the table and said angrily: "What do you want? My master said before he was alive that he liked the three words Pixiake!"
Ma Zhou obviously wanted to be crooked, and Li Zexuan had to make up an excuse to prevaricate it, lest he make any moths.
Ma Zhou gave a suspicious "Oh", and then he saw that his purpose for coming today had been achieved, so he said goodbye. Li Zexuan waved his hand helplessly, letting the big-headed **** roll.
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Fourth, why do you feel a little hollowed out, boss, let’s have a scrambled egg with chives and two roasted pork kidneys!
(End of this chapter)