My Bei Hai Zoo Chapter 82: Caesar Training Plan
Everyone carried the iron cage.
came to a separate indoor cage.
After all, Brother Gazi has just arrived.
still needs to be observed for a few days, and it is temporarily closed to tourists.
哐当! ~
Uncle Kui opened the iron cage, and Gazi walked into the cage from the passage very consciously.
um...
did indeed walk in.
But I saw, Gazi, with a cigarette between his fingers, stood almost 1.7 meters tall.
almost like humans.
means that the limbs are slightly different in length. For example, human legs are obviously longer than arms.
Chimpanzee is the opposite.
Your arms should extend beyond your legs.
and Gazi is wearing denim overalls and a satchel on his waist.
is just like a human!
Actually.
The orangutan species belongs to the human subfamily.
[Full name: primate anthropoid subfamily gorilla genus great apes]
"Go in and observe."
talked to Qian and walked into the room first, followed by the other four.
In the room...
The indoor floor in the tempered glass is very clean, and Gazi is sitting on the ground smoking a cigarette comfortably.
"The cigarette can't leave your hand."
can't laugh or cry to Qian, Uncle Kui frowned:
"Smoke can be left, but the rest of the items have to be taken away. After all, the animal is anthropomorphized and violates the natural behavior of the species."
"Yes."
nodded in agreement with Qian, Zhou Qian also said:
"I want to experience it, including a blood test."
heard this.
considered Qian for a few seconds, and then said:
"Try the bait method."
"Good."
Zhou Qian nodded and then took out a bunch of bananas prepared earlier.
came to the side iron door.
through the railing...
Zhou Qian broke a banana and asked with a smile:
"Would you like to eat bananas?"
said, he reached out and patted the railing.
Results...
zi! ~
Gazi brother smoked a cigarette happily, and ignored Zhou Qian at all.
"This method does not work."
shook his head to Qian, then smiled:
"I will try to see if it can attract its attention."
"Wow, the principal is going to take action!"
Tong Jiayu looked expectantly, and Li Yu was also very excited.
, he squatted down to the railing where the money came, jumped on the spot, waving his hands left and right.
does not just imitate the actions of chimpanzees.
made a sound to Qian Huan’s mouth:
"huhu...huhu..."
噗! ~
Zhou Qian and others laughed, and this did attract Gazi's attention.
I saw Xiang Qian’s performance.
Gazi, holding a cigarette, directly raised his hands and applauded.
Papa! ~
applauded and nodded.
"Fuck, is this guy a good one?"
widened her eyes at Qian, Zhou Qian covered her mouth and smiled:
"The director, adult chimpanzees have an IQ comparable to that of 5-year-old children, and even smart chimpanzees can reach the human 10-year-old intelligence, with strong discrimination and calculation power, they are not stupid at all..."
Simply put.
The genetic similarity between chimpanzees and humans is 99%.
Intellectually speaking.
The IQ of a chimpanzee is generally 70.
While the average human IQ is generally 100, chimpanzees and humans are mildly mentally retarded.
on the body.
In addition to the length of the limbs is opposite to that of humans, chimpanzees are much stronger than humans.
especially the upper limbs...
The upper limb strength of a chimpanzee is five times that of an adult man.
Of course!
In terms of endurance, humans are still much better than chimpanzees.
"What should I do now?"
Tong Jiayu asked, naturally frowning at Qian.
Chimpanzee
has two varieties.
are chimpanzees and bonobos, although they are the smallest species in the orangutan family.
But the power is really strong.
Xiangqian and the others dare not enter the cage, after all, Brother Gazi throws a punch casually.
its power...
is far more lethal than a professional boxer.
can't help it.
can only speak to Qian:
"Uncle Kui, go get the anesthesia blowpipe, and take chemical Baoding."
"Good."
Li Kui nodded in agreement, then turned and left to fetch things.
Baoding
Zoo Terminology
refers to the method of making animals incapacitated by chemical and physical methods, or temporarily restricting their free activities in order to contact animals for inspection and manipulation.
is facing a large animal.
Especially when it comes to beasts, it is often necessary to adopt different methods to Baoding.
Otherwise...
Animals suddenly resisted fiercely, which would definitely cause unnecessary trouble.
As for the anesthesia blowpipe?
In addition to the anesthesia gun, one of the existing Baoding tools in the zoo.
after Uncle Kui left.
zi! ~
Gazi shook his head and smoked.
The two big gold chains shook around his neck.
twitched at the corner of Qian’s eyes, and couldn’t help being speechless:
"The orangutan should have an orangutan child."
Other things are fine.
The only thing is cigarettes, which definitely can't be taken away immediately, as that will cause Gazi's strong resistance.
After all, Xiang Qian had smoked before.
He needs smoking cessation stickers to help him quit smoking.
let alone chimpanzees!
A strong withdrawal reaction is bound to cause trouble.
can only do it slowly.
thought about Qian, then asked:
"This guy must quit smoking, what good do you have to do?"
"This..."
Li Yu shook his head and said:
"I don't smoke."
Tong Jiayu saw this, but he came up with an idea:
"Can this chimpanzee reduce dependence on smoking through other entertainment activities?"
looked at Qian, Zhou Qian nodded and said:
"This method is fine, but it is very difficult."
"Try it."
smiled at Qian, and immediately took out his cell phone outside the railing in front of Gazi.
Vibrato was played on the spot!
[The stars are shining tonight, I am full of love for you]
[I want to eat the bitterness of love and be your little princess]
Turning on Douyin is the video of Hotline Girl.
really...
Gazi brother was attracted by the sound and came to the cage with a look of curiosity.
"How about, are you interested?"
asked Qian with a smile, and Gazi quickly reached out his hand from the gap in the railing.
Brush! ! !
grabbed the phone like lightning.
"Fuck?"
was scared to Qian and backed away.
and Gazi brother, in front of everyone, started to watch the video on the spot.
"Do you still use Douyin?"
looked dazed at Qian, Zhou Qian and others were also shocked.
have to say.
They seriously underestimated Brother Gazi.
huhu! ~
But I saw, Gazi brother pinched out the cigarette **** and had a lot of fun with the stolen mobile phone.
"Brother, return the phone to me?"
pleaded bitterly to Qian.
Ge Gazi raised his head and rolled his lips, and made a face directly.
ha! ~
will not return it to you.
Fortunately, at this moment, Uncle Kui finally returned with a metal tube.
I saw the chimpanzee playing on the phone.
Li Kui frowned and said:
"Whose phone was stolen?"
"Mine." To Qian was dumbfounded.
Li Kui naturally did not dare to blame the principal, and then handed out a blowpipe and smiled:
"President, are you here?"
"I don't know whether it's positive or negative, let's go to Uncle Kui."
shook his head to Qian.
Uncle Kui saw this and immediately took up the blowpipe and aimed at Gazi from the railing.
suck! ~
Seeing, Li Kui took a deep breath, puffed his cheeks and blew.
咻…
Okay, there is actually no sound.
An anesthetic injection hit Gazi's shoulder.
haga! ~
Gazi screamed and dropped the phone, and hurriedly pulled out the injection from his shoulder.
What is this?
I saw the phone dropped to the ground.
Xiang Qian looked distressed, and Zhou Qian smiled:
"Wait for three minutes, the effect of the medicine will begin immediately."
the next three minutes.
Gazi brother scurrying around in the cage, which speeds up the blood circulation.
in a while.
Gazi lay on the ground and gradually closed his eyes and fell asleep.
"Open the door."
Uncle Kui said, Zhou Qian immediately took out the key to open the iron door.
Squeak! ~
See you, Li Kui enters the cage first.
observed two eyes, then nodded:
"Baoding is successful, come in."
Everyone entered the cage and checked with Qian picking up their phones.
, it’s fine.
Xiang Qian looked at the unconscious Gazi and said:
"Take everything from it, um, leave the smoke and lighter."
That's it.
Sunglasses, large gold chains, denim overalls, portable speakers.
includes a shoulder bag.
took everything from Qian and others, leaving only two things.
an ordinary red lighter
a soft Chinese cigarette
before this
asked Qian about Mr. Hao, the soft China was a gift from Jiangzhou Zoo.
mostly...
is to send away this plague god.
Actually.
Gazi brother doesn’t pick cigarettes, he can smoke basically any brand.
But a big addiction!
One pack a day is not enough to smoke. This guy even asks tourists for cigarettes.
Xiang Qian feels a headache.
……
take away some items.
As a veterinarian, Zhou Qian also began physical examinations and blood draws.
Li wants two people...
naturally learn and observe on the sidelines.
in fifteen minutes.
All five people left, Zhou Qian looked at the phone time and said:
"In ten minutes, it will wake up."
heard this and spoke to Qian:
"Uncle Kui, let's go ahead."
"Okay, use the walkie-talkie to call me if you have something."
Li Kui nodded, and then left the room.
After all, tickets are free today, and there are more and more tourists in the park.
The administrator must go and stare.
……
ten minutes later.
Gazi brother shook his head and woke up, and found that all his belongings were gone.
haga! ! !
The next second, the chimpanzee gets angry.
okay...
pointed at Qian’s corner and said:
"The smoke and lighter are left for you!"
huhu! ~
Brother Gazi saw the cigarette and lighter, and finally calmed down.
As long as the smoke is still...
We are friends.
……
Click! ~
But I saw, Gazi lit a cigarette with a lighter and smoked happily.
sighed at Qian, then shook his head and said:
"Since you come to our Beihai Zoo, you should say goodbye to the past~IndoMTL.com~From now on..."
under the gaze of Zhou Qian and others.
raised his hands to Qian to show his heart:
"You! It's my little gorilla, hanging in the sky to shine!"
噗! ~
Zhou Qian and all three of them laughed.
"Well, no kidding."
smiled at Qian, then looked at Gazi seriously:
"The name Gazi is too ugly, from now on, you will be called...Caesar!"
Caesar?
The eyes of Li Yu and others brightened, and Tong Jiayu was even more excited:
"Wow! ~The chimp protagonist in the movie "Rise of the Apes"?"
"That's right."
smiled at Qian and nodded, then looked at the smoking Gazi and said:
"I hope you can quit cigarettes and become the Caesar in our minds."
That’s right...
From the day when the exchange contract was finalized with Director Hao.
Xiangqian has a Caesar training plan in his heart.
in his opinion.
The clever Gazi has the potential to become Caesar.
That's a real star!
"It was such a happy decision."
smiled at Qian, and then left food and said:
"Let's go, let's leave."
"Caesar! See you tomorrow."
Tong Jiayu waved a small hand, and everyone left the cage.
after the four left.
Gazi brother grabbed the back of his head with his thumb, holding a cigarette in one hand.
have to say.
This action is very embarrassing.
Gazi, who was swallowing clouds, a trace of confusion appeared in his eyes.
Caesar...
Is great?
……
[PS: This chapter is more than 3,000 words, and Lao Sha is in the process of depositing it]