Transcending the Nine Heavens Chapter 403: So allusions
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Chapter 403 is such an allusion.
"I ca n’t wait to take off my pants and let you compare them!" Chu Yang waited eagerly, looked on this face, looked on that face, and immediately burst into laughter after being recognized with a face The kind of * expression that came out looked at the three people with great anticipation, but saw three unfathomable mystery faces and three pairs of dubious eyes.
Minister Chu finally collapsed a little bit, and finally couldn't stand the very depressing loudly said: "Don't you think that this thing is really like our crotch ... what's the matter? "
Minister Chu is a little crazy, never once, telling a joke that you are so depressed!
These three people have too little humor ...
Minister Chu's depression is not unreasonable, because he directly screwed up the whole thing. He really didn't know. What he said was not unexpected, but what he said was really misleading: We have it too!
That's the thing!
You said yes ... the problem is that you do n’t have anything on you ... it really is n’t! Obviously without you, they say yes, can they still be create something from nothing?
So Minister Chu can't help but be crazy. The last sentence yelled in dismay.
As soon as he said this, the three of them immediately understood, and even the ones who didn't understand immediately understood. Suddenly one of them broke out with an internal injury and immediately laughed, covering his stomach.
It was a laugh, but it struck me ...
As for the other two, they looked at Chu Yang in anger and looked at that posture, and they were about to pounce on him!
Minister Chu saw that someone finally knew, and was about to laugh at the thought, but greeted two frosty and angry eyes, the kind of implication in these eyes ... enough to make his whole child countless. !!
Minister Chu only felt that his spine was cold, and when he was about to burst out laughing, he was back in his stomach. He smiled, touched his nose, scratched his head, and said, "Why, isn't it funny?"
"Funny!" Tie Butian gritted his teeth and did his best to keep himself from attacking. Suddenly, he burst into anger: "It's funny! You're so vulgar, so obscene, so ... you actually declared in the mouth, Actually proud ... actually ... you you you are really have no sense of shame! "
Another shadow looked at Chu Yang with a bitter smile, and really wanted to explode him!
"Uh ..." Chu Yang was stunned. I really don't know why this joke, which should have been unimpeded among men, was totally counterproductive at the moment?
This is really amazing!
Is he an emperor different from ordinary men? Don't you even have this least laugh?
"Don't talk about your allusions yet?" Tie Butian exasperated. Can't wait to get off the topic, this joke is really embarrassing. already on Tie Butian's face was flushed.
It's abominable to say this in front of me! hateful! bastard Extreme!
"I ... I dare not say it." Chu Yang said with a clenched head, weakly and without strength. Let ’s just say this in my heart, already has caused such a fierce reaction. If you wait for the allusions to finish, would you not be stunned?
"Just say, it's okay." The male shadow encouraged, all eyes were gloating.
"Say." Tie Butian froze, but also saw the strong self-suppressed smile in his eyes. It's really embarrassing ... this bastard!
"Well, this is the thing. Legend used to have a man who was good and rich, but he didn't find wife. He lived to his eighties and he didn't find a wife. , Dejected and finally ... dead. "Chu Yang said while watching the faces of several people.
Seeing that there was no situation, he said with confidence and boldly: "... So, he was reincarnated after reincarnation. He is still very handsome and natural and unrestrained, and also rich. But when he was eighty, he still couldn't find his wife ... Dead again ... "
At this point, three people are also frustrated. What the **** is this ...
"What does this have to do with this mountain?" Tie Butian raised his eyebrows and couldn't help asking. Such a ridiculous story, I really do n’t know what it means ...
"Don't worry, you will know if you listen to it." Chu Yang comforted: "... So, he ca n’t stop reincarnation, reincarnation nine times, in the last life, before knowing that he actually hit The bachelor of the ninth! The ninth virgin finally erupted like a volcanic blowout ... "
Chu Yang said with a sorrowful expression and a sorrowful tone: "So he made a big wish before he died, and said: secular world has a man and a woman, and a woman has a man, Yin and Yang in harmony, everything breeds! This is The reason of heaven and earth Yin-Yang. I have the talent and virtue, but the bachelor of the ninth; There is no such thing as heaven's trick! What is justice? Where is humanity? Where is Way of Heaven? What is heaven?!
Chu Yang Speaking with frustration, here he spoke. The other three could not help being attracted to this story. It was astounding to think that God had mistakenly married the marriage line, leading a talented and handsome young man to be ninth consecutive to live as bachelor. Except for the four words of injustice, there is really nothing to say ...
Especially Tie Butian thought of myself and couldn't help sighing. Does it mean that in my life, God has made a wrong marriage? I shouldn't have met, but met again, I should have been together, but for various reasons, I was bound to have lonely in my life ... What is the difference between myself and the man in the story.
Can't help but sighed and asked: "Then ... what ambitious vision did he make? The next wife, wife, and wife of the next generation are like clouds?" According to the thoughts of ordinary men, this should be the way ... After nine In the career of a bachelor, there is such a desire is not altogether inexcusable.
"No." Chu Yang smiled strangely and continued: "... he shouted to the sky and said: Yin-Yang can't be reconciled, what is the use of this heaven? Once again reincarnation, what can we do? Coordination, Yin-Yang complement each other, Cangtian alone is so unfair to me, it is unbearable! Although I cannot coordinate Yin-Yang in this life, I will die every day even if I die! "
Tie Butian said "ah", suddenly silent! I just feel that my heart is still ashamed to stop at this moment. Suddenly I regret it: I'm really idle and I have nothing to do. Let this guy tell some allusions here. This is good, embarrassed to die ...
Chu Yang shouted and shook his shoulders as he talked and said, "... After he finished, he took off his clothes and stretched his legs wide. He lay down and died on the sky! Resentment went straight to Ninth Firmament, and suddenly a lightning flashed and thundered. , His body suddenly changed hard to believe! "
Tie Butian would like to ask: What is different? But after thinking about it, I didn't hold back. I don't expect anything good from this product, as the saying goes that dogs can't vomit ivory ...
"... Variation, his body turned into mountain range, his arms turned into canyons, his blood turned into rivers, his hair turned into flowers and trees ... so a big mountain, towering Rise! But what his Majesty did, at the request of his dying, stood straight at the highest point of this mountain, straight into the sky! Just like this Cangqiong (firmament) ... what, a Great cave! "
The other three already listened like a duck stupefied by a thunderstorm, dull, cold sweat ...
This allusion is really ... it is ... there is nothing to say.
"So, there is this Pure Yang Summit in front of us!" Minister Chu finally ended the story. Smash it, slap your mouth, and look at the big round stone pillar in front of you with admiration, saying: "So, this mountain has another name, everyone is more familiar and very image ..."
"Don't say it! Don't say it!" Tie Butian shouted! His face was turns from white to red, from red to blue, from blue to black, and his belly was bursting.
Remembering that I just felt the same way, but also secretly mourned and self-pity... That kind of mood turned out to be such a 'allusion'! Could not help but almost ashamed and unable to show one's face, if it was not covered by a magic jade pendant, now I was really discouraged; looking at Chu Yang, could not help but anger the 30 feet high, not angry with one place!
Staring Chu Yang, Tie Butian gritted teeth, word by word: "Chu, Yu, Zuo! You are really ... profound ...!"
"you flatter me haha ..." Chu Yang smiled as a flower for a long time, and the whole body trembled with laughter, as the same small mimosa swayed in the wind, even the laughter shook: "Wahahaha ... hehehe ... "
Tie Butian is a black line.
This joke is for men ... it's really nothing. But the problem is ... the problem is ...
Minister Chu is a complete tragedy!
When he was leaning back and forth with a cramp in his body and laughing, he was held down by Tie Butian and another shadow. Unexpectedly, Minister Chu and Correct are in a state of complacency. How can they dodge and get caught by a clean and neat trick.
Then it ’s punches!
peng peng peng, pu pu pu ...
Poor Minister Chu didn't know where it came from, and it took a couple of hits before he could stop laughing ... suddenly was furious only after half a while: "Is this a ya? Is this a ya? ... "
Two women start with sullen heads, Minister Chu screams endlessly ...
After a while, the two women were tired, and finally stopped panting and let go of him. Minister Chu jumped up and was sore and furious: "Why beating people ?! Is there any king law?!"
"Hey is king!" Tie Butian coldly snorted rubbed his painful wrist and said proudly. Still in anger ...
As soon as this sentence comes out, the two shadows are more bearable! The emperor is here, what else do you say about kingship?
Other people say that it is pretentious bastard, and I don't know as high as the sky and as deep as the earth. But the emperor said he was Wang Fa ... who can refute?
Chu Yang straightened his eyes. In the eyes of the three, he claimed that he had fisted two opponents and defeated his four hands. He lost the battle and said frustrated, "I have been beaten ... but I have to give me a reason ..."