Rule the Roost in the Tang Dynasty: Seven popsicles
The Queen and Concubine Xiao Shu have fallen out of favor now, and Li Zhi is also indifferent to them. If Li Zhi hadn't had any thoughts when Wu Mei gave birth to the princess, but Wu Mei strangled his own flesh and blood to set the blame. After the Queen of Kings, Li Zhi's desire to abolish Wang Liwu's mind became increasingly urgent.
In addition to the performance of Wu Mei and his first prince Li Hong in the palace, in front of the Tai Chi Hall officials, how Li Zhi now sees Li Hong as a good seedling of the prince, and then Coupled with Wu Mei's pillow wind, the thoughts of dismissing Li Zhong and making Li Hong the prince began to take root in his heart.
Li Hong, one of the parties, now knows what he should and should not do. The things in the palace, especially the things in the harem, are not what I can do now. I want to keep the Li family after Li Zhi, or let the three big bosses in the harem who are playing "Fighting Landlords" stop fighting. For him now, it is as difficult as the sky.
So what he can do now is how to change their fate as much as possible after the Queen and Concubine Xiao Shu fell out of favor, and don't be as miserable as in the history books: cut off their hands and feet and become humans.
Xu Jingzong and Li Yifu are loyal "fans" of Wu Mei. They have contributed to the two major events of abolishing Wang Liwu and loyal Zhonglihong. They played an absolute role in fueling the flames. Said that without these two people, there would be no chaos in the court and the harem.
Therefore, Li Hong still has another urgent task: how to effectively isolate them from Wu Mei.
Li Hong wanted to return, but it was not so easy for him as a prince to get close to the minister. Therefore, this weird flower continued to make money by his sideline, and continued to blow his weird and fresh wind in the misty harem.
The ice making thing made him keenly see the business opportunity again, that is, when he accidentally saw his **** Mang Chung and Hua Meng put ice in his mouth to cool off, a popsicle popped up in his mind between the sparks and flints. Say anything to drive away.
The next day, Li Hong asked his court lady and the **** to go to the Yeting Palace Food Bureau to get a lot of sugar. At this time, sugar has been out of the scope of the previous maltose cooked with rice and malt. Like refined salt, it is already an ordinary food, but it is still not as white as snow in quality, but making popsicles is Enough.
After several people came back with a lot of sugar back and forth, they caused Yang Wu to follow behind his ass, trying to understand why Daiwang wanted so much sugar and what he wanted to do.
Of course, Dai Wang would not show him a good face. Yang Wu was pushed out of the palace by Li Hong without any answer. Looking at Li Hong’s determined figure, he could only shake his head helplessly. Who is he better than? It is clear that this generation of kings is more favored than any prince, and he cannot be offended by himself.
I simply gave up and went to investigate. Since Dai Wang only wants sugar, not poison, then let him go, anyway, if something happens, his mother and her majesty will support him.
Li Hong and his court lady **** had a total of nine people. After working secretly in his palace for a night, the popsicle was finally made by him in the shape of his previous life. The palm-sized, rectangular popsicle was there. Datang is now available.
In the early morning of the next morning, a strange scene appeared at the entrance of Li Hong’s palace. There were only four eunuchs, Huameng, Mangzhong, Jingzhe, and Cheetah, and four court ladies, Xiaoxue, Xiaohan, Xiazhi, and Bailu, wrinkling bitter gourds. Face, every arm of the bitter melon face was carried a basket covered with a thick cloth, reluctantly being driven out by Li Hong who was squatting at the door.
"Go, what are you guys doing?" Li Hong squatted at the door and urged anxiously.
"Dai Wang, this is not good, the people of Ye Ting Palace will not allow us to do this." Xia Zhi whispered, crying.
"Yes, Dai Wang, the slave maidservant speaks this way, slave maid... slave maid..." Bai Lu was the most shy, her head was almost drooping to her chest with the basket on her back.
The expressions on the faces of Hua Meng and others are also colorful, and their faces are full of pleading. If this spreads in the palace, people will do this in the future. It would be too shameful to be like this. He sells along the palace. How did the Dai Wang come up with this idea? I don’t remember that he has been out of the palace and met small merchants. Sell along the street.
"Oh, didn't you teach you all yesterday? Just shout as you taught you yesterday. Remember, two cents apiece, but you can't sell it for less." Li Hong stood up and pushed Bailu, the nearest to him. .
"Dai Wang, or the servants and maids will sell it tomorrow, and learn the one who shouted...out...." Xiaoxue also blushed, and was stubbornly unsympathetic. May's excuse.
"Tomorrow? Tomorrow? It will melt tomorrow. What else will you sell? If you don't go, I will sell you first." Li Hong is too short, so he can only push his hands on Xiaoxue’s plump buttocks. Pushing, his firm and soft buttocks were deformed by him.
"Dai Wang, this harem can't be sold like this. If Zhaoyi knows about it, you will be punished. The slaves and maidservants will give up a face... Well... this popsicle is okay, but you If it is punished, it will be the servants' fault." Mang Chung looked at Dai Wang's determination not to change, and hurriedly moved out of Wu Zhaoyi as a shield.
But obviously this trick still worked. After listening to the words of Mang Seed, Li Hong showed a hesitant expression, put a finger in his mouth, and walked back and forth at the door thoughtfully, muttering in his mouth. "That's right, if the mother and concubine know about it, the penalty will be small, but if we break our financial path, it will be more than the loss. Then, Xia Zhi, you go and send your mother and concubine. Then Who, you send this to Queen Wang, you, to Concubine Xiao Shu, and you, from Yang Palace."
Seeing that there was only one court lady Xiaohan left in front of him, Li Hong thought for a while and said: "Now the courtiers should all be in court, let's go and send this to the father."
Li Hong had a new idea in his mind, first use these to advertise, and wait for the advertising effect to come out. Then he took another small window on the window at the entrance of his palace, selling popsicles and ice cream every day.
Shang Food Bureau must have milk, so get some milk to make ice cream. When the time comes, the mother and concubine will not let herself do it when she knows about it. The big deal is that she won't make money. Improving the food for the palace is a good thing.
Li Hong and Xiao Han had not even reached the Tai Chi Hall, they were stopped by a maid, saying that Zhaoyi had invited him over.
Li Hong didn't think much about it, and asked Xiao Han to send it to his father and the emperor, and followed the maid to the palace of his mother and concubine.
The palace ladies are trotting all the way. Li Hong couldn't keep up. The palace ladies had no choice but to squat down and hug Li Hong and ran to Zhaoyi's palace.
The current Wu Zhaoyi is no longer Wu Zhaoyi, who just entered the palace two years ago. The maids who served her were afraid to slacken when they heard Wu Mei asked them to bring the Dai Wang back to the palace. All the way is trotting looking for Li Hong.
"My son Li Hong has seen his mother and concubine." Just when he walked to the door, before he could be put down from his arms by the palace maid, Li Hong shouted inside with a small voice.
Wu Mei naturally heard clearly in it, her white and beautiful cheeks were suddenly covered with frost, and countless black lines rose on her forehead.
This little thing is really a bit of royal etiquette. I don’t know what the Shangguanyi taught during this period. How does this look like a prince? It was a wild boy who ran into the palace! A generation of queens wondered if they had a wrong birth, how did they give birth to such a wild kid!
Li Hong, with a hippy smile, ran up to Wu Mei and bowed to Wu Mei, then chuckled and said: "The son and the minister have seen the mother and the concubine, and wish the mother and concubine more and more beautiful, younger and younger, with the father Kindness, love, old age, raised eyebrows, respect each other like guests......"
"You wild boy, come here to me." Wu Meiyin bit her teeth, interrupting Li Hong's flattery, and pulled Li Hong's ears into her arms.
The mouth of the little thing is getting sweeter and sweeter. Every time you do something wrong, you don’t get to yourself, the little mouth is like wiping honey, and the auspicious words make you not angry anymore. To punish him.
Wu Mei pointed her finger to the basket on the side and said, "Tell my concubine, what is this? You can't do it again?"
"Hey, why doesn't the mother concubine eat it? It's delicious, it's an excellent food for cooling and relieving heat." Li Hong leaned against Wu Mei's arms and twisted his body, looking at the untouched basket of popsicles and didn't answer. Asked rhetorically.
Wu Mei couldn't get a trace of anger at this little and skinny thing, and motioned to the maid beside him to open the basket and take out a piece, and said coldly: "Then tell my concubine how to eat this? Do you let the concubine eat this cold paper?"
"Oh, forgot to give it. Summer solstice, go quickly, pass on my words, tell them that you need to tear this paper to eat, go quickly." Li Hong looked at Wu Mei's maid holding a popsicle in her hand. Without holding the exposed piece of wood, he patted his little head.
Xia Zhi saw that Wu Zhaoyi had no objection, so he hurriedly saluted respectfully, and then slowly walked out of the palace, only after exiting the palace gate~IndoMTL.com~, she immediately ran away.
After making the popsicle last night, Dai Wang didn't let them try first, but said that he would let others try first. What Li Hong didn't tell them was that he didn't know whether he could eat the popsicles made of saltpeter, whether he would have diarrhea after eating them, and maybe he would be poisoned.
Wu Mei looked at Li Hong who was distracted in her arms, she pointed Li Hong’s forehead, and hummed: "What are you doing? Tell your mother, who are you giving this thing? Up?"
Li Hong watched the palace maid peeling off the paper carefully, and he motioned to the palace maid to taste it first, or not to eat it for the mother concubine. In case of poisoning, he would not be able to eat it and walk around. After thinking about it, I decided to make my own guinea pig. Then I stretched out my hand and took out one. I peeled off the paper and sucked it in my mouth. The taste was good, but I put more sugar.
While sucking the popsicles contentedly, he chuckled and said, "I gave them back to the Queen and Concubine Xiao Shu. The children were given to them for nothing today. If they still want to eat tomorrow, they have to pay for it. Now, and only the children in this palace can buy it here, oh...oh." Li Hong who was triumphant was slapped in the back of the head by Wu Mei.
The maid next to her chewed carefully, and then showed a surprised expression: "Zhaoyi, Daiwang made this ice...The popsicles are really delicious, sweet and cold, and they quench your thirst."
"Come on, eat less. If you eat too much, you will have diarrhea. After all, it is the most cold thing." Li Hong leaned in Wu Mei's arms and coquettishly warned, and even handed the popsicle from his mouth to Wu Mei. On the lips, I want the mother and concubine to taste it.
"You wild kid, the mother and concubine don't know how to give birth to you..." Before Wu Mei complained, she was gagged by the popsicle that the little thing had sucked.
"Your Majesty is driving..." Yang Wu's voice rang at the door.