Rule the Roost in the Tang Dynasty: 19th bet
The officials looked at the two foreign envoys and were so embarrassed that they were juggled by the king's wit, their complexion flushed, and they couldn't help but burst into laughter. At the same time, everyone deeply admired the wit of the king. At only three or four years old, the reaction was so quick that they couldn't help being full of affection for the king.
Even the eldest grandson Wuji, who has been secretive and expressionless, shook his head and smiled bitterly when he saw Li Hong's trouble, and his love for the little guy increased in his heart, wishing he could be such a smart one. Witty grandson.
Wu Mei shook her head helplessly. This little-skinned monkey is simply a lawless lord. I am afraid that this bad idea came out of him.
But when everyone hadn't fully enjoyed it, Dai Wang teased the foreign messenger for happiness, they heard the foreign messenger cheating and the Dai Wang firmly said "I can."
"Hong'er can't mess around, sit back quickly." Wu Mei heard Li Hong say that I can, but her liver trembled and said hurriedly.
Now this little-skinned monkey is her darling. Wu Mei loves Li Hong very much, but she is reluctant to put her little arm into the hot oil pan.
The ministers were even more taken aback. This generation of kings really dare to say anything. It's really childlike. If the little arm is put into the hot oil pan, it can't be eaten directly. .
The old face of the Western Turkic envoy is even more ugly at this moment. He was so ridiculed by the officials of the Tang Dynasty that he could not wait to find a place to sew in, and then look at the giggling face of the king, making him feel as if he was a whole person. Stripped naked and stood in front of everyone, enduring the naked humiliation of the Tang Dynasty.
So he succumbed to his heart, regardless of whether he was angry with a child, making his old face even more embarrassing, he snorted and said: "If the king dares to get something from the hot oil pan, then the minister will immediately return The Western Turks reported to the Khan and advised him to return to the Tang Dynasty and continue to respect His Majesty the Emperor of the Tang Dynasty as the Khan!"
Li Zhi, Wu Mei, Changsun Wuji, and all the officials heard the Western Turkic envoy say so firmly, and at the same time their expressions froze and their hearts moved. This suggestion is simply too tempting!
If the Western Turks can continue to respect the Emperor of the Tang Dynasty as the Khan of Heaven, it will not only restore the prestige and deterrence of the Tang Dynasty to the countries of the Western Regions when the first emperor was alive, but also the supreme glory of the present Tang Empire! Such fame and wealth are more important to people in this era than any gold and silver treasure.
But when everyone thought of the fact that they wanted to get something from the hot oil pan, their expressions suddenly changed, because it was impossible. No matter who entered the hot oil pan with his arm, it would not It may be taken out intact, not to mention getting something from the pan.
Suddenly the entire Linhu Temple was silent, and even Yale stopped involuntarily because of the words of the Western Turkic envoy.
"Hey...what you said is true? A gentleman can't chase a horse with a word." Li Hong's immature voice seemed very loud at the Linhu Temple at this moment.
"Hong'er! Don't be fooling around anymore, come here after the mother." Wu Mei nervously threatened and threatened Li Hong and said.
Even if you don't want the reputation of Tian Khan, you can't let your child risk such a big disability.
"Yes, if you can do it on behalf of the king, the minister will immediately return to the Western Turks to persuade the Khan to come down." The Western Turkic envoy said proudly despite Wu Mei's obstruction.
He didn’t believe in such a dangerous or even deadly thing, and he couldn’t deter a three or four-year-old child. As for the fact that the court is almost humiliated today, it is not a big deal compared to the battle with the two armies. Thing.
Li Zhi suddenly said slowly: "This Western Turkic messenger, betting my three-year-old prince with an adult attitude, is not afraid to make a joke? Where will your Western Turkic face go in the future? Shameless you. You can go back now and tell Saboluo that I will not withdraw my troops. Also, tell him what happened in the court today, and I will ask for it back."
"Your Majesty...." The Western Turkic envoy panicked. Just now he was patronizing how to get back the face humiliated by the three-year-old. He forgot about the business of his visit this time. Now he heard that the Emperor of Tang Dynasty was so domineering. The icy counterattack caused the Western Turkic envoy to sink. It seemed that the peace talks were difficult to achieve.
Li Hong's bright eyes gurgled around, and while they were talking, he shouted to Huameng and hurriedly explained a few times in his ear, only to see Huameng nodded blankly while listening, and then hurriedly towards Ran behind Linhu Temple.
"Father and Queen, today is the great day for the canonization of the mother and the queen, and it is also the great day for my Datang, why should you care about him. This messenger does not believe that Datang can come out in large numbers, and that children and ministers can be hot from the heat. Get something out of his oil pan, then Erchen will show it to him. It’s just..."
"Just what?" The Western Turkic envoy hated Li Hong because he hated it to his bones. He couldn't wait to quickly set up the frying pan and throw this little thing in to fry it.
"Just write down what you just said, then I'll bet with you, do you dare?" Li Hong continued to provoke.
While provoking the Western Turkic envoy, Wu Mei secretly charged with black lines in his head, with her silver teeth clenched and her hands full of veins, Wu Mei gave an ok gesture.
Li Zhi also loved the prince very much, especially the help of the prince today, which made him like Li Hong even more, otherwise he would not have said that to the Western Turkic envoy just now. Domineering, mighty, protect the calf.
Now I heard that Li Hong didn't give up on this matter, and was about to stop him, but Wu Mei gently pressed it down with his hand.
Wu Mei’s ok gesture to this little thing I still don’t understand what it means, but in the harem, every time the little guy leaves his palace and tells him something, he will see the little guy facing her back Make such a gesture.
Now seeing that the little guy has been reluctant to show off the Western Turkic envoy, he couldn't help but feel confident about what this little thing was going to do, so he motioned to Li Zhi to watch the change first.
The officials of the Linhu Temple saw that your majesty and the queen were no longer blocking them, each frowned, and shouted: "No, your majesty, the king is so clever and cute, so cute and witty, don't be so... ."
"Wait a minute, if anyone doesn't believe me, you can bet with me. If you don't believe me, just stand..." Before Li Hong finished speaking, the ministers in the court suddenly became quiet. When I got up, everyone lowered their heads and was studying the food on the table intently.
There is a vague voice coming from below: "Oh, today this dish is not bad, it is much better than the last time at the banquet."
"No, there is this wine, which is much more mellow than last time."
"Yes, look at this dish..."
Li Zhi couldn't help but laughed when he saw this scene. The ministers reacted like this. How could he not understand that this must be the ministers, and remembered that he was betting with Li Hong to make ice in the Taiji Hall that day. With that lesson learned, it seems today that ministers will not be fooled by small things.
Wu Mei looked at the reaction of the ministers, and she was determined in her heart. Li Zhi vividly described it to him about betting with the ministers in the Taiji Hall that day, because of this, she let Xiaopi Monkey in the palace. Kneeled at the door for an hour, and the money bet with the ministers is still with her.
At this moment, Hua Meng brought an oil pan from behind and walked over. After moving away a few cases in the middle of Linhu Hall, he ordered someone to put the oil pan on a stove.
Li Hong got up from the prince Li Zhong, walked slowly to the oil pan, stood side by side with the Western Turkic envoy, watched the fire under the oil pan was burning, and said to the Western Turkic envoy: "It's still too late to regret now. ."
"On behalf of the king, the minister will never repent." The Western Turkic envoy stood proudly. He believed that all this was a bluff. After a while, the oil in the oil pot would boil, and the king would definitely admit defeat.
Definitely, this is only a three or four-year-old child. He must be spoiled by the ministers. That's why. Otherwise, the ministers became silent after he spoke. They must be afraid This generation of kings said bad things about them in front of his father~IndoMTL.com~The Western Turkic messenger was wise. After speculating on the silent reaction of the officials just now, he strengthened his reasoning and raised his hand. The written gambling agreement indicates that Dai Wang can start.
Li Hong asked Huameng to pick up a spoon, scoop a spoonful of oil from the oil pan and pour it into the fire, and saw the original raging fire, and suddenly a long tongue of fire came out after encountering the oil. People have hot cheeks.
"Look at it clearly, you know if it's oily." Li Hong asked.
"Look... see clearly." The Western Turkic envoy did not expect it to be really oily. The tongue of fire just now made him startled.
"Have you brought any copper coins? Lend me some." Li Hong said to Xu Jingzong next to him freely.
Xu Jingzong hurriedly took out a few copper coins and held them in his hand. Li Hong picked five and pinched them in his small hands, and then handed them to the Western Turkic envoy: "Excuse me, please throw the copper coins into the oil pot, don’t let me I fished it out and said I was playing tricks."
When everyone saw this scene, they couldn't help but start to feel nervous again. They didn't expect that the little acting king was not a bluff. He really wanted to withdraw money.
I wasn't nervous just now because I didn't see the oil pan. Now watching the raging fire grilling the oil in the pan, the people in the entire palace suddenly became nervous. Wu Mei and Li Zhi also sat on the front and watched this scene nervously. Wu Mei's jade hands ooze a lot of fine sweat because of the tension, and the heart touched his throat, and he held Li Zhi tightly The hand still trembles involuntarily.
The Western Turkic envoy Yiyan threw five copper coins into the oil pan, and saw that the oil in the oil pan had begun to bubbling and tumbling slowly. It was obviously heated up, and it would become hot in a few moments. .
Everyone looked tense and dignified. They opened their eyes and watched motionlessly as the oil in the oil pan boiled, and the blue smoke rose from the oil pan.