Transcending the Nine Heavens Chapter 479: My Chu Kuangren
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The little guy is right.
But ... can this be said by a child under one and a half years old?
"Oh ~~~~" Chu Yang clutched his forehead, and sincerely collapsed.
Who has seen a one-year-old child? Which one is not a **** and a pee? Both grandma must be called dwarf, and mother must be called ‘pretty’ ...
A diaper is placed in the crotch at any time. If you are not careful, you will urinate; if you are not happy, you will pull on your pants ...
At this age, you can clearly and fluently call your loved ones and elders without admitting mistakes, then already is an unexpected surprise.
But the son of Chu Yang is obviously more than 100,000 8,000 miles ahead of this well-known stage!
Directly, you can discuss life with Chu Yang, talk about ideals, talk about pick-ups ...
Chu Yang finds it absolutely feasible.
Even, he felt that in front of this wicked son, discuss the overall situation of the world with him and talk about the situation of Nine Heavens ... It seems absolutely feasible.
It has always been Chu Yang to shock others, but this time, Minister Chu was dizzy and shocked by his first-year-old and two-month-old son.
Now, this little guy is in his arms and held by himself; and he is calling himself old-fashioned: Old Chu, do you understand?
Chu Yang said entangledly: "I don't understand ... how do you tell me to understand? Son, you are only one year and two months ..."
Tie Yang raised a small face: "Old Chu, there is a person in this world called a genius!"
Chu Yang is nodding his head this time.
It looks like his own son, it's not that genius really can't justify it; but ... already genius is almost evil.
"Son, you or something, wouldn't it be an old guy who was born again?" Chu Yang looked at the boy suddenly, thinking of his rebirth, his heart crooked, and asked vigilantly.
"Just your head. Do you also know about rebirth?" Tie Yang sniffed: "The old guy is attached to me. It's not called rebirth, it's called seizure! And a newborn child can't be taken; you Understand? Once you do that, both souls will be vanish(ed) in a puff of smoke! Do you know? "
Chu Yang scratches his head: "What's the matter with you?"
Tie Yang sighed deeply and said quietly: "Old Chu, I can only say ... This is a very wonderful thing. Well, it's just that I have passed the reincarnation reincarnation. But the lucky true spirit is not extinguished. Some Some things haven't disappeared, but it's certain that I am your son ... You can rest assured. Otherwise, I wouldn't dare to be exposed to you like this ... "
"Why dare you expose me if I am your father?" Chu Yang wondered.
The little guy said deeply: "Old Chu, that's because you can accept it."
"What do you call me?" Chu Yang's eyebrows were raised.
"Old Chu ... can make me call an old one. Your already is amazing." The little guy looked at Chu Yang with a kind of ‘I ’m calling you like this, you should be glorious’, very applauded. Recognized and recognized.
"Little bastard! Call dad!" Minister Chu was called three times in a row Old Chu, now already reacts, and is furious, spouting smoke through the seven orifices roars; you bastard?
Old Chu? Old Chu is also your **** name!
I'm still glorious?
The little guy crumbled and twisted his face: "You have to scold me for beating me, that's your power, and I can't stop your only pleasure as a dad, but you can't call me a little bastard. I am you My son, if I become a little **** ... then you are not ... "
"Don't I just slap your **** into eight petals!" The words didn't fall, and already was turned over by Chu Yang in anger. According to the little **** of fat tender and soft, there is a slap!
pā!
"I don't say that!" The little thing shut up with interest. A man does not suffer from immediate loss.
"Don't you dare call me Old Chu?" The Chu Yang prestige Vmurderous aura turns up, showing the majesty of the father. However, looking at the five red finger prints on the **** of the little thing, I felt a little distressed; I comforted myself: this little bastard, so evil, can hold up!
"You're miserable." Of course, the little guy didn't cry when he was slapped, but he was gloating over Chu Yang: "Is there a fingerprint on my butt? Wait for my mother to come. I will take off my pants and give She watched and cried loudly ... I'm not afraid of inform you, but my tears come right away, she can absolutely cry and exhaust! "
The little guy gloated over Chu Yang: "Let's see who will be upset!"
Chu Yang was busy, and immediately retreated: "Ancestral ... you are not my son. You are my ancestor."
Tie Yang's small face is full of smirks: "And, not only that! If that's the only thing. Wouldn't it be cheaper for you? You want to build a relationship ... I can give you every opportunity to destroy bright light, even if A little bit of your rhetorical establishment, but, with me, I promise, vanish(ed) in a puff of smoke immediately! "
"With me, you don't want to be beautiful! It's because of your slap!" the little guy hated.
"My ancestor ..." Chu Yang cried without tears.
Damn, the children of other people's homes are like dad's love to hit and scold and scold. It's a good thing for him, but he actually threatens himself in turn ...
Does this make sense?
"Don't you surrender?" The little kid looked at his dad playfully.
"Surender." Chu Yang was downcast.
"Do you think that your fluttering and unconvincing surrender will make my slap print disappear?" The little guy was unreasonable: "Think beautiful!"
"What the **** do you do to be willing to give up?" Chu Yang lowered his voice and asked his teeth.
"Two conditions. Just promise me, I will not only listen to you, I will change my name to Dad from now on, and I will also be responsible for helping you to chase me Old Lady, uh, your wife!" The little guy stretched out two white tenders Finger dangling in front of Chu Yang.
Looking at the **** dangling in front of my eyes, Minister Chu is really complicated as if I overturned the the five flavours bottle, and sour, sweet, bitter, and spicy hot salted up at the same time, but I wanted to cry for a while.
If the brothers know that they have been cured by a one-year-old baby ... Gu Duxing and Dong Wushang Mo Tianji are estimated to only laugh out an internal injury; but those who are Ji Mo Luo Kedi will absolutely laugh and die. past!
Especially Rui Butong, who can laugh with his own cultivation base rose! And it rose several times! There is no doubt about this!
"What conditions?" Chu Yang was in a dry mood and raised a white flag.
Damn, I'll fix you later!
I'm your old celery dealer, can't you pinch your little coriander?
"The first question, is it okay for me to choose my own name?" Tie Yang smirked: "Like now, Tie Yang Tie Yang, it's awful. A tall tree, isn't it still a poplar? It's a pile of firewood ... my mother's level of picking a name is really terrible! "
Chu Yang's slap is a bit itchy again, forcibly controlling the urge to slap it down, swallowing a spit, saying: "You can discuss it."
"Although my mother is to miss you, I ca n’t make a joke with my name." The little boy stretched his legs comfortably, and stretched the calf powder tender and soft like a lotus root. Come out and point the Chu Yang chin with the big toe: "The name is very important. It is related to the future of life. It is better to be aggressive."
"Domineering?" Chu Yang said suddenly: "What about Chu Batian?"
"Vulgar! Vulgar! Vulgar unbearable!" The little guy was furious: "Well, why not call Chu Chitian, what the **** is it? I ate it all day."
"Then you call Chu Chitian!" Chu Yang clapper.
"No way ..." The little guy was completely speechless: "It's not like you climbed along the way ..."
"That's it!" Chu Yang said without a doubt: "The little name is a dog egg!"
"I protest!" The little boy kicked his legs.
"The protest is invalid!" Chu Yang coldly snorted.
The little guy's eyes turned: "But my mother's name is Tie Butian ... I can't weigh her ... Besides, she's Butian (heaven repairing). I'm eating ... Doing it, it's a crime of filial piety."
"You're called Chu Chide." Chu Yang had a countermeasure. Little bastard, you actually know the crime of filial piety: "Chu eats **** is the most domineering! Absolutely no duplicate name!"
"wū wū ..." The little kid was really crying.
"What's your name?" Chu Yang asked humbly.
"I like crazy. Is it called Chu Kuang?" The little guy apparently found that the guy in front of him was very difficult to deal with, and adopted a negotiated tone.
"Chu Kuang ..." Chu Yang said: "Less a little flavor."
"Chu Kuangtu?" The little guy persevered and talked tirelessly: "Would you like Chu Kuangren?"
Chu Yang is dizzy.
What messy names are these?
How did this guy come up?
"Just these two, choose one." The little guy compared and said, "So, I'm Chu Kuangren. Regarding the change of name, after you get my mom and your wife, you go Talk to her, say it's what you think. Be sure to settle down. "
Three times, five times two, but already made a decision!
I just said one of the two options, but now I do n’t even have the opportunity to choose one.
Chu Yang, the dad's staring eyes, was even deprived of his right to participate.
The suffocation of this moment is really trivial; wheezing directly: "I **** your mother ... you little **** ... it makes me unbearable!"
The little guy coldly snorted, with a disdainful crooked head: "If you don't ... then I haven't."
Chu Yang was immediately stunned by anger, and he said in a furious voice: "You know what the fart! I was being **** ..."
"Done?" The little boy looked at his father with a grimace and suddenly opened his mouth and laughed.
God knows. A little one-year-old baby laughed with a kind of crumbling expression and a miserable look. Wow ha ha laughed ... What kind of scene is this.
Chu Yang is a black line on his face.
I changed the topic in a hurry: "Why do you have to call it Chu Kuangren?"
The little guy took a breath, with a very deep and pretentious bastard tone, leisurely said: "My Chu Kuangren, Feng Ge laughed at Kong Qiu. Holding a green jade staff. Zhaobie Huanghuang Tower ..."
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