The Rebirth Waste Strikes Back Chapter 3: I can cure your body odor!
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A girl with the appearance of a maid walked in with a bad face, accompanied by a strange smell, which made people feel like vomiting at the first smell. The soldiers also tried their best to hold their breath and looked very uncomfortable, but No one dared to show a look of disgust, it seems that this girl has a good background.
The girl stopped two steps away from Hao Doudou, with her hands on her waist, looking at her arrogantly, a sneer filled the corners of her mouth: "Qiuxiang, I didn't expect it, it was only three months. I haven't seen you, you're so fat, it's fortunate that Young Master Tang looked back at you three times at the beginning." He shook his head pretentiously after speaking.
Young Master Tang? Qiuxiang? Three Gu?
Hao Doudou quickly combined the three words into one sentence: Tang Bohu points Qiuxiang.
No way! The girl who was knocked out by her just now, except for being thin, didn't see how beautiful she was. How could she be Qiuxiang of the allure? Besides, wasn’t Tang Bohu from the Ming Dynasty? How could he appear in the Song Dynasty? God, don't tell me that even he has traveled, the universe is too messy!
Hao Doudou was worrying, and the maid shouted in a bad tone: "Come here, drag Qiuxiang to the woods for interrogation, and ask the result to solve it on the spot, do it cleanly, without traces, hear you!"
Gosh, I'm going to die!
Hao Doudou's legs were soft, he knelt on the ground, and crawled forward two steps. Under a pile of spears, he threw himself on the skirt of the girl with a stench and hugged her two With legs, desperately resisting the feeling of vomiting, he put his white and tender face on it, shouting wronged: "Miss Da Mingjian, I really am not Qiuxiang, I am just a soy sauce passerby!"
As if to prove her words, a girl with disheveled hair, white shirt and black and red checkered pleated skirt ran out of the woods. She ran staggeringly while shouting in panic: "Help! Help!"
The sorrowful voice stunned the birds in a forest, and attracted the attention of the maid and the soldiers. They all stared at the terrified girl with strange eyes looking at the strangers.
The girl saw a large number of big men staring at her two white legs exposed with covetousness, she felt ashamed, she covered her chest with her hands, and shouted in shame and angrily: "I'm not alive anymore. La!"
Biting his lip, turning around, ran towards the turbid Yangtze River not far away.
The maid saw that the event was not good, and hurriedly ordered: "Quickly, grab her, don't let her find a short sight!"
The soldiers could not stand the stench on her body for a long time. Upon hearing this, they hurriedly took the opportunity to leave, and they all rushed to chase the girl.
Hao Doudou looked at her, no one paid attention to her. She couldn't afford to miss it, and if she missed it, she hurriedly let go of the hand holding the maid, and crawled all the way to escape.
After finally climbing into the woods with fear, Hao Doudou dared to stand up, spit out a terrified breath after patted his chest, and silently praised countless praises for his wit and bravery.
Suddenly heard the noise of footsteps, barking dogs, and talking outside the forest: "Quickly chase, that dead girl can't run far!"
Suck! The chase is here!
The saying goes well: a dog jumps over a wall in a hurry, and a man becomes wise.
Hao Doudou hurriedly tucked her long skirt around her waist, hugged a tree with a thick bowl, pinched her legs, and rubbed! rub! rub! Climbed up in a very indecent posture.
At this moment, the girl took the ticket of soldiers and dragged the girl into the woods under the leadership of a few well-trained hounds.
Several hunting dogs sniffed on the ground, immediately locked Hao Doudou's position, surrounded the tree where Hao Doudou was, and barked at her with his head up.
The maid also raised her head to look at the embarrassed Hao Doudou, smiling and saying: "Girl, come down, let's not embarrass you!"
Hao Doudou looked at the dying girl lying on the ground, "barked", and hummed two air-conditions from his nose: "When I'm stupid, don't you embarrass me? Then you will still be so excited to chase me? I won’t come down and see what you can do to me!"
After finishing speaking, I deliberately angered her and made a triumphant face at the bottom.
The maid’s conspiracy and tricks were exposed, and she was so angry that she was teased by Hao Doudou with a grimace, her face turned green, and she smirked: "Huh! Humph! You can't do anything for me?" Turned her head, yes. The soldier behind him instructed: "Who climbed up and arrested me the demon?"
A soldier was already about to collapse because of her body odor, and he was taken aback by Hao Doudou’s two legs outside. When he heard the order, they thought about it in their hearts: climbing a tree can not only get rid of the stench. , Can still touch the little girl's legs in the name of capture, and appear loyal to her life. Who wants to miss such a good welfare?
For a time, all the soldiers scrambled to climb the tree.
When Hao Doudou saw this, he panicked, and quickly climbed a few meters up, almost approaching the treetop.
The tree was originally thin, and Hao Doudou grew fat again, and the trunk was immediately bent. In addition, the soldiers underneath you vying for me to try to climb the tree, and even more fueled the fire, the little tree issued a "kaka" "The sound is entirely a rhythm to break.
Hao Doudou quickly stopped moving and hugged the tree trunk tightly, not daring to act rashly. She wanted to cry without tears, holding the Buddha's feet temporarily, and muttering something in her mouth: "All gods, please save the little one's life, wait for this to pass, and the little one will become your believer!"
She had just finished praying, and a woodpecker flew over and pecked seriously at the cracks in the trunk. Every sound was like a peck on Hao Doudou's heart, wishing to kneel for this flat-haired beast!
She couldn't help looking up to the sky and sighed silently: What did I do wrong in my last life, even God made me!
The girl's triumphant laughter came from under the tree.
Hao Doudou used his beak to hush the woodpecker. Who knows that the guy only glanced at her blankly, then pecked, helplessly, Hao Doudou risked the break of the tree trunk and stretched out a hand to drive the woodpecker away.
The woodpecker was frightened and hovered in the air.
Hao Doudou breathed a sigh of relief, and raised his hand to wipe the cold sweat from his face.
Before wiping off the sweat, the **** woodpecker flew back. This time it pecked fiercely, accurately and deeply, the tree trunk made an earth-shaking "click" sound, and the little tree finally broke!
The woodpecker sat contentedly holding a bug with a thick thumb and flew away casually. Hao Doudou was left holding the broken treetop and fell straight down, and fell to the ground fiercely, almost breaking the bone frame.
Before she could make any response, the maid turned her back and said coldly to the soldiers who quickly came forward to surround Hao Doudou and spit out eight words: kill people, kill people, destroy corpses.
Those low-hanging long-haired quasi-heads were raised neatly and uniformly in the air at this time, and then fell quickly at the same time, aiming at Hao Doudou's undulating chest.
"I can cure your body odor!"
Hao Doudou closed his eyes tightly and shouted these words hoarsely at the moment of life and death.
Time has stopped, it's so quiet around.