The Rebirth Waste Strikes Back Chapter 15: Attempted to escape

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Ha! Girl, my life is so decided? How does that work?

Hao Doudou wanted to wait for an opportunity to escape, but Dong Jiaxiang reluctantly seemed to guess what she thought, and took strict precautions against her. Even the latrine on the roadside last time she was waiting outside like a faithful hound.

Hao Doudou stayed in the toilet for a long time. This feeling of being blatantly stalked made her pee very difficult, so she temporarily gave up the idea of ​​running away on the way and followed Dong Jiaxiang back to his home.

"Mother! I got my wife back!" Dong Jiaxiang exclaimed as excitedly as he had won the grand prize before entering the door.

Yes, I picked up a wife for nothing. This kind of good thing is not something that everyone can encounter.

A middle-aged and elderly woman led a group of seven aunts and eight aunts, who looked like they were especially good at telling the truth and Zhang's parents, Li Jiaduan, loved to chew their tongues, and walked out of the house with joy and mighty faces.

When I saw Hao Doudou’s appearance, the middle-aged and elderly woman seemed to have been splashed with cold water by someone. She suddenly became depressed, and said with a sigh: "The same goes out to pick up his wife, Dong Yong. Pick up a Seven Fairy, and the Cowherd will bring back the Weaver Girl, and you will look at you again..."

The middle-aged and elderly woman pointed a finger at Hao Doudou, so depressed and almost unable to say: "Forget it, who told you to have bad luck? See whose thighs are bad, but I see her? Loyal, you will suffer a bit and marry her." With a closed eye and a wave of your hand, the matter is settled. The painful color on her face is like her son’s incomparably beautiful flower inserted into Hao Doudou. It's the same as the bulky shit.

The group of seven aunts and eight aunts are inspecting goods around Hao Doudou. One of them picked up Hao Doudou's little fat hand and examined it carefully, and nodded in satisfaction: "Except for a little fatter, it's not bad, especially this thin skin and tender meat. Maybe some rich family escaped. Miss."

The others quickly echoed: "Yes! Just ask, maybe you can get a generous dowry, and then your old man will come and run!"

The face of middle-aged and elderly women improved at this time: "Girl, who is your last name? Where do you live?"

"My name is Hao Doudou, I came from the sky, do you believe it?" She said very seriously.

A group of women looked at each other, talked in a low voice for a while, and came to the conclusion: This child paper must be a lady from a wealthy family, yes, but his brain is sick, so he accidentally lost it. Then they turned a blind eye to Hao Doudou, and held a stand-up meeting in front of her: first act first, and immediately ask Dong Jiaxiang to marry her, raw rice to make mature rice, and wait for her rich father to find it, and they can ask for prices. , Knocked on a stick hard.

Hao Doudou sneered in his heart: Dreams are always beautiful, but reality is skinny. Don't say that my father can't come in another time and space. He is here now. He will only be ecstatic when he learns the news. How many times has he been so worried when he sees her fat body, although she He is still young, but he has already foreseen the gloomy future of her lonely life. Now that she is finally married, he is afraid of tears of excitement and burning incense to thank God. Not only will he not come to recognize each other, let alone Say a penny, and will slip away silently, he is afraid that others will return it! Oh! Oh! You guys are still whimsical about making a fortune!

Hao Doudou, in the eyes of these women with long hair and short-sightedness, turned into a worthy treasure, and was immediately guarded.

Hao Doudou was anxious in his heart! Fortunately, the opportunity came, and it was finally night.

The night is dark and murderous, and the wind is high and the sky is set on fire.

Hao Doudou tiptoedly pushed open the door, and the wooden door uttered a earth-shattering "squeak--", like an atomic bomb exploded in the silent midnight, Hao Doudou was too scared to move, closed his eyes and held his breath , I kept praying in my heart: All people are deaf, all can't hear, all can't hear!

Sure enough, there was no movement around!

She slowly opened her eyes, and through the bright moonlight she suddenly saw Dong Jiaxiang his mother standing in front of her majestic, so fascinating! Hao Doudou yelled "Wow" like stepping on a spring, jumping three feet high, and after finally falling to the ground, she slapped her chest vigorously, complaining in shock, "Your old man walks with a little noise. , Okay? Scary people will scare people to death, okay."

"With a little noise? Didn't that remind you? I'm going to ask you, you are not in bed in the middle of the night, what are you sneaking about?"

"Am I sneaky? No wow!" Hao Doudou looked like he would not admit to death: "I just want to go to the bathroom."

Middle-aged and elderly women sneered, and said triumphantly: "I expected you to say that. The old body was prepared." After speaking, she took out a large black porcelain bowl from behind: "You will solve it. Inside."

Hao Doudou stared at the bowl with his jaw dropped, and silently ordered many compliments for the enemy: Sure enough, **** is still hot! I lost to you!

She took the **** bowl suspiciously: "Did your old man make a mistake? Here? Why do I always feel like I am preparing a big meal for whom?"

"That's right!" The middle-aged woman gave a mysterious slap: "Big Heizi!" A black dog whizzed silently and appeared at Hao Doudou's feet, happily sticking out a red tongue. , Looking up at her very eagerly.

Hao Doudou was almost knocked to the ground by thunder: in the future, in the future, he will be a dog food maker!

Be malleable, this is not the point. The point is that during the day today, when I was bored, I actually had a face to face affection with this guy who eats dung every day for a long time. No wonder I always smelled his mouth at that time. Yes, I always think that beasts can’t brush their teeth, so I didn’t think deeply. If I know that its daily recipe is poop, it will kill me.....Oh, girl, I’m so greedy for life and fear of death~~ I can’t be a hero~~ I still choose to hug this smelly dog~~~

Ouch! Girl, I really want to hit the wall!

Hao Doudou pushed the middle-aged and elderly woman away, rushed down the corridor, and vomited dizzy.

The middle-aged and elderly woman looked at her suspiciously, and asked hesitantly: "Did you not run away with someone, do you have it?"

"What's the matter?" Hao Doudou was almost vomiting and collapsed.

"That...baby."

Hao Doudou wiped the leftover liquid from the corner of his mouth, beat his chest a few times, and slowed down, taunting: "Your old man is too greedy! You have picked up a wife for nothing, and you still want a gift?" To the room.

Looking at her back, the middle-aged and elderly woman finally breathed a sigh of relief,: "I don't have any, my ancestors must bless me. The one who married in is an innocent and good girl." Then she said to the **** man: "Be careful. Here, otherwise I will take your skin off!"

Hao Doudou listened to her footsteps in the room and sneered in her heart: "I want me not to run, unless the dog changes to eat shit!"

She threw herself on the bed, waiting for a good time.