Ze Tian Ji Chapter 12: Friends of Makes people speechless (…

Chen Changshen says to order casually. From the perspective of Tang Thirty Six, casually order these three words, whether it is ordering casually or getting along casually, the meaning is similar, while sympathizing with the other side, when ordering, they don't care about the price , Holding the menu, he randomly ordered a few of the inn's signature dishes. The first two were the broth soup boiled and steamed double-headed fish ... just ordering, he glanced at Chen Changshen's eyebrows and frowned, thinking that the other party I did n’t have enough money, and I was distressed. I said to Xiao Er: "Stop the double-headed fish, replace it with sea bass, and then ... change the bird soup to amaranth soup."

Sure enough, Chen Changshen's brows stretched out.

Tang Thirty Six smiled, thinking that she was observant and understanding, and said casually: "Another bowl of plum blossom deer breast balls."

Chen Changshen frowned.

Tang Thirty Six glanced at him and said, "Replace ... come the bowl of plums and vegetables."

Chen Changshen is still frowning.

Tang Thirty Six is a bit displeased. I thought of a bowl of fat pork, and I was too lazy to eat it at home, but you couldn't bear the money?

He said to the shop ’s second child, “Come on the plate cold and fold the ears! Add another plate of red oil and wind!”

Chen Changshen still looks like that.

Tang Thirty Six is really annoying, saying: "For the first time you have a dinner, and you don't understand the Favor's worldly sake, I won't tell you anything."

Chen Changshen asked for a while, "What am I wrong?"

Tang Thirty Six shouted: "Even if you do n’t have enough money, you can't show this look in front of the guests. It is really annoying! Since it is a man, his head can be cut off, blood can flow, and his face must not be lost! I'm going to take the fur on my body, what else? "

He thinks that this is a very good reason, and it feels good to educate his peers, but Chen Changshen seems to feel a little strange, and asks, "Is this swollen face and fat?"

Tang Thirty Six was slightly annoyed and said, "Where is this?"

"This is a saying of Xi Ning." Chen Changshen carefully explained.

Tang Thirty Six froze, wondering if you were asking this? Preparing for a spike, listening to the next calm and indifferent sentence of Chen Changshen.

"... and I don't have a furry aunt either."

The room suddenly became a little quiet.

Tang Thirty Six forgot about the upsurge and thought it was really upset. He has only seen elders and Senior Brothers in the family Sect who did not smash Ruyi (scepter) and took fur and ransacks to change wine and eat, but no one had told him, if someone is so poor that they do n’t have any of these, what should they do Entertaining himself for dinner, as for himself ...

First of all, he never lacks money, and secondly ... he has never invited anyone to eat.

He looks at Chen Changshen said in full color: "Then I'll invite you to eat this meal."

Chen Changshen is slightly different and asks: "Why?"

Tang Thirty Six looks at said with a gentle expression: "You don't have a fur coat, and you certainly don't have valuables nearby. How can you ask me?"

Chen Changshen is a bit innocent, saying, "But ... I have money."

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Cold again.

Tang Thirty Six's face is a bit ugly, and asked, "Why did you look so ugly when I ordered before?"

Chen Changshen thought about the previous scene, understood something, was a little embarrassed, and explained: "Because ... the Feihuang Huangjing soup you ordered, named Wen Bu, is actually very dry. It is taken in autumn and winter. Excellent, it ’s spring now. That soup is easy to make a false fire, and it ’s not good for your body. "

Tang Thirty Six never thought that this guy was thinking about this, and asked, "Isn't the rest of the dishes bad? That's all signature dishes."

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48Longevity explained in a calm tone: "The double-headed fish is a deep-sea fish that feeds on fish, shrimp, and sea snakes. The body has too much toxin deposition. If it is boiled, it is still edible in the soup, but it is eaten by steaming. It ’s not good, plus we only have two people, too much meat, it ’s really bad for our body. The pork belly pork is pork belly, the fat is too high, it ’s best not to eat it.

He thought for a while, and added: "The pig ears in red oil are good, but the red oil is really bad, and then the ears are broken. If you eat too much, it will be astringent, and it is not good for your body. OK. "

"Stop!" Tang Thirty Six can't listen anymore.

Chen Changshen said a long list of bad health, those words are like flies, turning around his ears, making him very uncomfortable-no matter who, after finishing the dishes in the high happy While listening to these words, happy is not possible-of course, not everything is healthy, but who will pay attention to these details when eating? And it's just as harsh as his attention? If Chen Changshen is an old man who pays attention to health, he is obviously only a fourteen-year-old youngster ...

"What's wrong with your body? Can it die if you eat it?" Tang Thirty Six said coldly.

Chen Changshen looks at he said seriously: "It will not die on the spot, but it will definitely die early."

Tang Thirty Six has nothing to say, and is very curious, asking, "What do you usually eat?"

Chen Changshen should say: "Two or two meats, two catties of vegetables, and sweet potato miscellaneous grains are free. One white fish in a stream in two days, do not drink soup."

Tang Thirty Six asked: "How long have you been eating this way?"

Chen Changshen said, "I've eaten this way since I remembered."

It's Tang Thirty Six's turn to frown this time.

He feels that these dishes are not delicious just to listen to. It really takes 14 years. What a desolate world?

He really sympathizes with this guy.

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Chen Changshen's first banquet ended in this way. Two bowls of fragrant tea were poured up. The two chatted about the situation of Heavenly Academy. Tang Thirty Six asked him about the details of his encounter in Star Seeker and two other Academy. However, the Great Zhou military was even affected by the Divine General government and expressed its incomprehension and doubt, and then it had nothing to say.

—— New friends will usually talk about childhood stories and growth experiences in the first few chats, and seek some common hobbies, but the story of the two of them was tedious and boring. The degree of finger pointing, so it is impossible to start from this aspect. In order to avoid embarrassing big eyes and small eyes, Tang Thirty Six stood up, walked in the room with a tea bowl, walked from the hall to the terrace and back, thinking With this guy being able to rent such a large apartment outside of Mausoleum of Books, the money is obviously not bad. His previous misunderstanding was really ridiculous.

When I walked to the hall and passed the museum shelf, Tang Thirty Six's gaze fell on the shelf subconsciously, and I could no longer leave—there was a sword there.

The sword is small, looks at is not much longer than a normal dagger, and it is very thin. looks at is very elegant. The scabbard is an ordinary leather sheath and the hilt is very simple. Aura, there is nothing noticeable, and there is no dust or blood. In short, this sword is ordinary to the extreme, but it makes him want to be close.

Tang Thirty Six reached out to grip the hilt.

Chen Changshen's hand stopped in front, and he grabbed the hilt of the sword first.

Tang Thirty Six glanced at him.

Chen Changshen looks at, he said, "This is mine."

Tang Thirty Six is holding a tea cup. There is a hot mist overflowing from the tea cup. In the fog, his face of Qingjun cold and arrogant looks even colder, "So I can't touch it?"

Chen Changshen noticed that he was a little happy and a little uneasy, but still insisted: "You should ask me first, I agree, you can get it."

Tang Thirty Six retracted his right hand, returned to his seat, and set the tea cup on the table in front of him.

Chen Changshen is a bit embarrassed, and feels like he did something wrong—well, he does n’t think he did something wrong, but after all, this is the first friend he knows, so looks at is a little bit flustered when he is unhappy , Came to the table, handed the dagger in his hand.

Tang Thirty Six looked up at him and ignored him.

Chen Changshen lifted the sword closer.

Tang Thirty Six refuses to take the sword and says, "It's not atmospheric at all."

Chen Changshen helpless, I wonder who is not atmospheric? Who is being mad like a child? He couldn't help but walked back to the museum to rest the sword and turned his head and asked, "Are you coming to me for something?"

"I knew you personally at Capital and heard about you. Naturally, take a look. Don't be polite, I'm such a warm and generous person." Tang Thirty Six said indifferently: "Of course, this suggestion is in my comparison On the basis of appreciating you, you should know that I admire very few peers, and you should be honored. "

Chen Changshen froze and said, "So ... thank you?"

"Is it enough to just thank you?"

"Did you just have a meal just now?"

Tang Thirty Six stood up, looks at said: "I decided to take you as my little brother."

Chen Changshen asked, "What does it mean to be a younger brother?"

Tang Thirty Six explained very seriously: "It's you who have followed me ever since."

Chen Changshen explained carefully: "No, I have a lot of work to do, I can't give you time."

Tang Thirty Six is an arrogant youngster. I regret that Chen Changshen was not met, only this inn visit. Since the other party did not take over, naturally I will not say more, just a little puzzled: "What is the matter? Continue the exam? Why do you have to Get some Academy? What's the reason for your insistence? "

Chen Changshen asked: "What about you? What is the purpose of your visit to Capital?"

"I want to participate in Grand Examination, I want to take first."

Tang Thirty Six said proudly. Suddenly, he thought of the young phoenix who is now at the Holy Maiden of the South peak, if she came back early ...

"I want to take the second of Grand Examination."

He corrected, and suddenly thought of Qiushan Jun, if that person participates in this Grand Examination ...

"Well, my goal is Grand Examination third."

"But anyway, I will engraved my name on the Stone Stele before Mausoleum of Books ..."

Tang Thirty Six finally confirmed.

"Sure enough, I am full of admiration."

Chen Changshen looks at he admired, and suddenly thought of another thing, and asked, "Willn't you change your name to Tang San then?"

Tang Thirty Six was silent, and asked, "What about you? What is your goal to come to Capital?"

Chen Changshen honestly said, "I also want to participate in Grand Examination."

Tang Thirty Six was a little unexpected, but not too surprised.

Chen Changshen said: "I never thought of taking second or third."

Tang Thirty Six advises: "People must have self-knowledge, but they must not lose their confidence. Don't forget, as long as Grand Examination can enter the top three, they can enter Mausoleum of Books ..."

Suddenly, his voice stopped abruptly because Chen Changshen spoke again.

"I want to take the first."

Chen Changshen looks at he said: "I can't take second or third, I can only take first."

It's quiet.

Tang Thirty Six suddenly has the urge to turn away.

He finds himself often speechless today.

Because of what this guy does and says, he often Makes people speechless, just want to vomit blood.