All I Really Want Is To Play Basketball Chapter 345: “Love” comes too fast like a tornado


What is happiness?

In the eyes of Nike's reporter, Knight, Nike's greatest joy in the past year is lying in bed and watching Su Feng and Jordan print money for them.

Just...

Such happiness is far from enough in Knight's view!

Because after Jordan retires, the sales of "A cone" will definitely be affected in a short time.

Although Carter's "Half-Man and Half-God Series" sells well...

But in terms of influence, Carter must not have reached the level of Su Feng and Jordan.

So, how can we continue to double happiness?

Hey, don't tell me, Nike finally found a way.

Because who stipulated that only sneakers can be jointly named?

So, in this way, after a friendly meeting between Nike and Pepsi's top executives, both sides discovered a huge PY business opportunity.

It’s just that in this cooperation, in what form Nike and Pepsi will cooperate, and then what is the breaking point to launch this joint sneaker, for a while, it has become a big problem for both parties. .

After all, the leeks are not fools.

Who would be fooled by the dry joint sneakers?

Just like the previous joint shoes of Jordan and Su Feng sold well, it was because the two of them worked together to win the NBA championship in the 98/99 season.

If you can't find a reasonable source of purchase for consumers, how can consumers willingly open their wallets and honestly make leeks?

However, for large companies like Nike and Pepsi, there are not so many capable people inside the company.

So, Nike and Pepsi soon found an appropriate reason for this cooperation.

Let Su Feng and Britney, the super sweet pair of CP, have a sweet crit!

"Melon" and "Berry" series!

However, although Nike and Pepsi’s wishful thinking were very good, no one thought that after the start of the new season, Su Feng would fall into such a big rhythm...

Although Nike always feels that Adidas is playing this rhythm, Pepsi thinks that Coca-Cola is playing this rhythm...

But in any case, after Su Feng was recently labeled "GAY" by the media, what is the prospect of the joint series of this sweet index burst table? Even if the two senior executives use PY to think, they have already guessed the ending. .

However, as the saying goes, there is no way out of the mountains and rivers, and there is still another village.

The ups and downs of life sometimes come so quickly.

……

On December 3, at the Toronto Route Center Arena, the Raptors played at home against the Wizards.

It is worth mentioning that even before the start of the game, even American commentators were discussing the recent rumors of Su Feng.

It's just that when the commentators of major North American television stations were joking about when Su Feng would announce his coming out, on the spot, these commentators soon discovered a young and beautiful figure.

What's more, unlike the rumors, the owner of this figure not only talked and laughed with Su Feng before the start of the game, but also the two people's behavior and movements were very "intimacy".

Even before the start of the game, Su Feng took the initiative to go to the sidelines and played a "love hug" with the owner of this figure.

In front of the TV, the ghost knows how many angry North American otakus smashed their TV at this moment.

Because the owner of this figure is indeed the new American national idol who makes them dream of:

————Britney Spears.

"Are you too efficient?

I only gave you the suggestion yesterday, but did you catch Britney in just one night? "

On the bench of the Raptors, Nash said in surprise by giving Su Feng a cup of water.

After receiving the water glass from Nash, although his expression did not change in any way, in his heart, Su Feng felt dumbfounded.

There is a saying, if he and Britney cooperate to make a movie in the future, in Su Feng's view, the Oscar heroine and heroine really have nothing else to do.

Because of this wave...

It is simply the official teaming up to "fake".

The plot is old-fashioned.

But it did happen to Su Feng.

And to clarify the context of this, it is actually not complicated.

Because in a nutshell, Nike and Pepsi want to make Su Feng and Britney a sweet crit.

But the result...

Nike and Pepsi never expected that Su Feng would be suddenly brought up with a wave of **** rhythm recently.

And it just so happens that Britney has been in trouble recently.

Because the difference from Su Feng’s memory is that Britney, who should have met her first boyfriend, didn’t know which historical branch was disrupted by herself, which caused her to maintain it in this life. single.

However, in Milijia, being single is not always a good thing sometimes.

Because I usually love to play, the media soon picked up news about Britney and her girlfriends going to and out of major nightclubs in the United States.

As a result, to a certain extent, this also caused Britney's "goddess image" to drop a lot in the hearts of North American otaku.

However, in terms of Milijia's three views, this is not a big deal.

The real big thing is that although Britney did not meet her boyfriend in this life, according to the historical line, next year, that is, in 2000, her second record "The Confession of Love" will be release.

And if you know the history of Britney’s love, then you will know that Britney officially announced their relationship with Justin Timberlake in 2000.

The problem is now.

Let’s not talk about who the relationship between Britney and Timberlake is, but judging by the time when the two people announced their relationship, this node is undoubtedly very ingenious.

First of all, unlike the Chinese entertainment circle, because of the completely different three views, the stars of the American entertainment circle do not have to worry about the decline in the number of fans after the romance is announced.

Secondly, to the American music circle, which has always emphasized that art comes from life, "The Confession of Love" is not an ordinary song in its lyrics.

So, just like Su Feng needs a female ticket to prove that he is not GAY.

In the Milijia of "Freedom, Democracy and Peace", Britney also needed a male ticket to prove that she was in love and was wrapped in sweetness when she released "The Confession of Love". .

So, Britney’s record company found out...

At the moment, a huge and incomparable business opportunity is in front of them.

You said, why not let Britney and Su Feng "do a real fake show"?

Maybe, simple fans don’t know how crazy the capital behind Su Feng and Britney Spears is, but don’t these capitalists still know how much money they can bring to themselves when they join forces? Money?

Whether it is the joint sneakers of Nike and Pepsi, the transnational romance between Su Feng and Britney Spears, or the top traffic in the sports and literary circles...

Try to think about it, what a **** energy!

Furthermore, just after the rumors between Britney Spears and Su Feng this summer, even with the American brands that Britney endorsed, the sales of American brands sold in China are growing at a speed visible to the naked eye.

In addition, unlike ordinary Chinese stars, Su Feng's current influence in North America is undoubtedly unprecedented.

So, since this is a profitable deal that benefits everyone, why not do it?

I have to say that the ideas of the capitalists are very good, and the plan is indeed very ambitious.

However, the first step cannot be successful.

Because, for people like Su Feng and Britney Spears with full personality, the two of them don't look at each other.

So even if it's just acting in a scene, they don't want to.

However...

Just less than two hours after the heartbreak of the capitalists, a large-scale real incense scene appeared in North America at the end of the 20th century.

Because after thinking about it carefully in my mind, Britney found that from the appearance, Su Feng is indeed far better than the average person.

As the saying goes, only when people grow up will they discover how free they were when they were young.

The involuntary Britney knows very well that if she wants to become a true American national idol, the album she will release next year is very important.

Therefore, if she can get Su Feng's help, then her fame or prestige will definitely increase.

It’s just that, I always feel that this wave of Britney is taking advantage of Su Feng’s Britney Spears and can’t pass the hurdle in my heart.

Coincidentally...

In Toronto, Su Feng also felt that he was using Britney in this wave, so he couldn't get past the hurdle in his heart.

So, after the two had a long conversation over the phone...

A large-scale dog-blood series called "The Stories that Chinese Melon and American Sweets Have to Tell" was staged in Toronto on the 3rd.

Then...

There is no more then.

December 3, 1999, in Toronto, where is there a reporter who wanted to write that Su Feng is GAY news?

"I want to clarify to my boyfriend that he is excellent in every aspect.

The reason why his circle of friends is all male is only because I am a very possessive girl. "

At the scene, when interviewed by reporters, Britney was like a girl in love, with "happiness" written on her expression.

After leading the Raptors and finally defeating the Wizards by 31 points at home, in an interview with reporters after the game, Su Feng also said:

"I don’t want to talk about anything outside of the game.

And as you have seen, I have to give it to my girlfriend when I am outside the game. "

Reporters: "..."

Yes, after just a wave of dog food that is not stuffy and sweet...

Ghost knows how much the bachelors in this group of reporters want to kill Su Feng with a hammer on this day!

And it’s worth mentioning that it seems to be to tell people one step closer that I and Britney are not "playing every time."

Afterwards, according to reporters from several media outlets, they not only took photos of Britney and Su Feng holding hands, but also took pictures of the two of them leaving in a car together...

As for where the two of them ended up...

Hey, this is a matter of the two young people being "in bed" by themselves, so why are we mingling with each other!

……

The next day, news about Britney and Su Feng's love affair swept across North America like a tornado.

The difference between the two people in the summer when they rumored the rumors is that this wave of Su Feng and Britney Spears officially announced the "love affair"...

So for a while, all major television stations in North America urgently produced reports on the development of their relationship.

And the major newspapers and magazines in North America directly left the headlines to these two people.

According to incomplete statistics, on the 4th, the tornado that Su Feng and Britney fell in love with destroyed a total of 3.07 million glass hearts, destroyed part of North America’s televisions, and caused the entire North America The network is down...

For a while, all the products endorsed by Su Feng and Britney Spears became the biggest winners behind this wave of epic traffic.

Especially on the afternoon of the 4th, when Nike and Pepsi officially announced that they will make a joint series of lovers shoes for the couple in love...

Nate, who was talking about Nike, felt that he was almost suffocated by the dirty money.

At the same time, many people may not believe it...

Toronto, the two people at the center of this vortex of traffic are disgusting with each other...

According to the gentleman agreement between Su Feng and Britney Spears, the relationship between the two of them who works as a tool will last about six months.

After six months, the two will use the excuses they prepared in advance to announce their breakup in front of the media.

In addition, in this relationship, the two will always adhere to the principle of making each other better.

Therefore, in addition to saying good things for each other in public, the two will continue to maintain the personality of "good friends" after the breakup.

Of course, since it is acting, apart from holding hands and necessary kisses, the two will not have a more in-depth discussion on the super-friendship relationship between men and women.

But...

Although the cooperation yesterday was very pleasant, Britney never expected that Su Feng was a straight guy who couldn't be straight from beginning to end.

Hong Kong, if such people can be gay, then in Britney's opinion, she should run for the president of the United States.

So, soon, Britney and Su Feng had a big conflict.

Because according to the agreement between the two, in order to make the media believe that they are really together, Britney Spears will stay at Su Feng's house for the next three days.

At the beginning, Su Feng was still thinking about Britney Spears with the rabbit's thinking.

But where did Su Feng know that Yingjiang's sister paper doesn't care about those...

As a result, after Britney made a mess of the clean living room she had worked so hard to organize, and even threw her change of clothes around, Su Feng couldn't bear it.

Your uncle!

Since you and I are a cooperative relationship, to put it bluntly, you are also a tool person!

Can you be a little conscious of being a tool person?

Britney felt very uncomfortable after being stunned by Su Feng for a few waves.

Because in Britney’s opinion, even in name, he is now his girlfriend anyway, can't he be a little gentler?

It's just that, soon...

Britney's resentment towards Su Feng was washed away by the pile of delicious meals Su Feng made.

Speak out, don't believe me, since I was a child, this is the first time Britney has eaten such delicious food.

To paraphrase Kobe's words:

Compared with Su Feng, Michelin is for people to eat?

As a history to check~IndoMTL.com~the best player in the cook, continue to apply Kobe’s words:

You can doubt Su Feng's football skills, but if you doubt his cooking skills, then you are definitely an iron palsy.

No way...

Su Feng, who is full of culinary talent, is so charming.

The only regret is...

"If I were your fan, I would have a feeling like an idol just like this."

For Britney Spears, if Su Feng hadn't had a long mouth, it would be perfect.

"My God, do you call this style of dressing fashion? Auntie, is your aesthetic still in the 20th century?"

Britney: "..."

……

PS: The second one. Good morning.

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