House Management Chapter 850: Do you dare to tease my old lady

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"Puff..." Zhang Yu smiled directly.

The two people laughed on the bed for a while, before Zhang Yu said: "Auntie, I really can't tell, you can still tell jokes..."

"Who do you look down on, auntie just usually doesn't tell..." Wen Qiong smiled triumphantly.

She seems to be very interested now, and she doesn't feel tired anymore, and then says: "Auntie will tell you one more."

"Okay." Zhang Yu said with a smile.

"There are three brothers going out to play together. I, I, I am reading, I am singing, and another is eating shit, who is this person?" Wen Qiong asked with a smile.

"Me!" Zhang Yu said without even thinking about it.

"So you were eating shit..." Wen Qiong laughed immediately.

"Auntie...you actually tease people..." Zhang Yu didn't expect that Wen Qiong could do such a thing.

Wen Qiong smiled mischievously like a little girl, and said: "You are stupid, and you rely on others."

"You..." Zhang Yu looked at Wen Qiong triumphantly, and a joke suddenly came to his mind.

He immediately said: "Auntie, then I will tell you one too."

"Boy, you want revenge, right?" Wen Qiong said with a smile.

"Can you listen?" Zhang Yu said deliberately.

"Okay, then I'll listen and see what tricks your kid can tell." Wen Qiong smiled again.

Zhang Yu said solemnly this time: "How many steps does it take to put the elephant in the refrigerator?"

"Three steps, open the refrigerator door, put the elephant in, close the refrigerator door." Wen Qiong said disdainfully: "It's all getting old."

"Listen to me...how many steps does it take to put a giraffe in the refrigerator?" Zhang Yu said solemnly.

"Four steps." Wen Qiong said with a disdainful face.

"Today is the birthday of the Lion King, and only one animal did not go, which one?" Zhang Yu was still serious.

"The giraffe is in the refrigerator." Wen Qiong said.

"There was a child who fell into the crocodile pond. Why didn't the crocodile eat him?" Zhang Yu asked seriously again.

"This..." Wen Qiong couldn't help being stunned when he heard this, because the joke I saw in the sketch before was not so long.

"Why?" Zhang Yu asked.

"I don't know." Wen Qiong shook his head.

"I went to celebrate the birthday of the lion king, really stupid." Zhang Yu said triumphantly this time.

"What's the matter, it's not funny at all." Wen Qiong said disdainfully.

"I haven't finished it yet..." Zhang Yu said with a serious face: "There are seven little tortoises following his mother through the cave, why only six have passed, and where has one gone?" /

"Go to celebrate the Lion King's birthday." Wen Qiong replied quickly.

"No." Zhang Yu shook his head.

"Where did you go?" Wen Qiong asked curiously.

"The little turtle is listening to my story." Zhang Yu said with a smile this time.

"Listen to your story..." Wen Qiong murmured, and immediately reacted. On one side of his body, he raised his hand and hit Zhang Yu's chest with a fist, yelling: "It turned you back The kid, I dare to tease my old lady..."

"I didn't..." Zhang Yu smiled.

Wen Qiong didn't mean to stop, and then all of a sudden, he shouted: "Why not! What was your little turtle just now..."

"Just kidding..." Zhang Yu was still a hippie smiling face.

"You are now fat, dare to make fun of my old lady..." Wen Qiong said, twisting a hand on Zhang Yu's pectoral muscles, but without twisting, it was almost like tickle.

"You were the one who kicked me off first..." Zhang Yu pretended to be aggrieved.

"I'll use you to start a spin, you are not allowed to use me to spin..." Wen Qiong saw that Zhang Yu couldn't move, so he lifted his leg and stepped onto Zhang Yu's body, twisting Zhang Yu with both hands .

"It's unreasonable..." Zhang Yu said aggrieved again.

"I'm the reason, can you tell me..." Wen Qiong held his toes high and grabbed Zhang Yu's ribs with both hands, where the flesh could be softer.

"This...why...this is only for the state officials to set fires, and the people are not allowed to light the lights..." Zhang Yu parried with both hands, but did not dare to use force.

"My mother is a state official, so what's wrong with not allowing you to light up..." Wen Qiong said, suddenly reaching out to pinch Zhang Yu's nose.

Zhang Yu subconsciously hid and moved his head to the side. Wen Qiong was too late to finish. He grabbed his hand and didn't say anything, and even Chen Chen.

"Ouch..."

She leaned forward and fell directly on Zhang Yu's body.

"Auntie, are you okay..." Hearing Wen Qiong's painful cry, Zhang Yu quickly asked with concern.

"You kid is upside down, so you dare to hide..." Wen Qiong said in his mouth, raising his head.

When she looked up, she realized that she was lying on Zhang Yu's chest, and the distance between the two people was so close. Her face and Zhang Yu's face were no more than ten centimeters apart.

The two eyes faced each other, Wen Qiong's heart trembled immediately, and her pink cheeks became even hotter. She couldn't help regretting how she went crazy with Zhang Yu. It was really shameful.

However, the frolic just now made her feel particularly interesting, as if she was so carefree when she returned to her youth. For a moment, she didn't even know what to do.

Zhang Yu also looked at her. To be honest, although Wen Qiong is a milf, she really can't tell her true age, she seems to be in her thirties. When I was with Pan Yun on weekdays and said that she was Pan Yun's sister, some people would believe that it would never be Pan Yun's mother.

At this moment, Wen Qiong doesn't have his head crossed in the usual way. When he is crazy, his hair is a little messy. In the eyes of people, it seems charming and charming. Especially wearing a black bra, it is even more seductive and passionate.

Zhang Yu is more sensible, he is just a little embarrassed, but the little friend below seems to be unable to bear the slightest visual impact, plus Wen Qiong's big **** is still sitting on top of him, where he can stand it, he straight up chest.

When Zhang Yu felt this, he was even more embarrassed. He couldn't help but curse secretly. How could he not withstand the slightest temptation no matter what? When you should get up, you should get up.

Wen Qiong sitting on his lap, how could he not feel this. Both of them wear few, Zhang Yu is big pants, she is black pants, still lace, thin as cicada wings.

Wen Qiong's heart "cocked" as soon as she found that something was against her. She almost didn't jump out. She even felt that her body was burning with the fire, and she was a little weak, and she almost fell into Zhang Yu's arms again.

"Huh...huh..." Wen Qiong couldn't help gasping heavily.

The two faces are so close, all her breath sprayed on Zhang Yu's face. Zhang Yu's heartbeat was so fast, he was a little nervous, which was too wrong.

He wants to let Wen Qiong come down, but it's a bit difficult to open his mouth. After all, people's identity and age are there, let yourself say what it is.