You Cannot Afford To Offend My Woman Chapter 122: Elder, why do you bother?

　　 I saw a little red bug in the bottle, like a little ladybug, flying a few times from time to time, it looked pretty cute.

　　 Cracked Bone opened another bottle of beer, and felt sad for this old guy. The most indispensable glutton is the worm. He is a monster. The parasites on his body make people numb. Fortunately, it has changed now. Adult body.

　　 Wei Chang smiled, put his hand into his crotch, and suddenly took it out!

　　 I saw a huge black bug appearing in the palm of Wei Chang's palm. It has countless antennae. If you don't look carefully, you think it's hair, and the bug's feet, like a centipede, make your whole body numb.

　　 Cracked bones, don’t look away, the bug is so disgusting...

　　 Everyone made a faint vomiting sound. How did you get such a big bug out of your crotch, or did you have such a big bug in your crotch?

　　 Wei Chang stretched out his hand to tease the black bug in his palm, and the countless tentacles entangled Wei Chang's fingers, and it seemed that his scalp was numb!

　　"This is to eliminate insects. After eating it, it will absorb your nutrients and grow, and finally become the main body to replace it!" Wei Chang said with a smile, but everyone heard it in cold sweat.

　　 Especially Tu Rong, how to swallow such a **** bug, it looks disgusting... In contrast, his fierce Gu is much more cute.

　　 Thinking of the ending of You Yinguang, Tu Rong sweated coldly, and he had to find a way!

　　 That's right!

　　 Tu Rong showed a slight smile on his face, and collected his fierce Gu and said: "You have misunderstood. I just showed you the Gu worm from Wuxiangge, and I have no other meaning."

　　 Wuxiangge’s disciples shouted that the elders are good-minded, and if such a big worm eats it, it will be dead.

　　 The other two elders showed contempt.

　　 Wei Chang said it didn't matter, he stuffed the black bug in his hand into his crotch, and everyone took a breath when they saw this action.

　　 "Then what do you want to play?"

　　"The old man has studied rock-paper-scissors quite a bit recently, so let's play one."

　　 My bones are cracked.

　　 Wei Chang was shocked.

　　Everyone is stupid.

　　 One minute later, Tu Rong took his disciples away with joy. Those idiots were stupid to death. Look at yourself, they simply won the opponent and left without injury~ Be a human being, you need to use your brain~

　　The soul that travels in the shadows yells: "You are shameless."

　　 Qing Leimen elder Wen Rui took a step forward, with extraordinary momentum, and shouted in a deep voice: "I'm coming!"

　　 "What's the difference!" Wei Chang was a little unhappy. Rock-paper-scissors lost unexpectedly, cunning human.

　　 Wenrui stood on the armrest, and said in a deep voice: "This elder can drink a bottle of beer in one breath!"

　　 The cracked bone who was drinking suddenly sprayed.

　　 Wei Chang's face worsened.

　　The disciples of the Thunder Gate looked at the elder admiringly, Elder Wen is too witty, I am waiting for a model.

　　 No other accident, Wen Rui drank a bottle of free beer in one breath, took the disciples all over, and sighed when they walked out: "The first two are simply stupid, you must know how to outsmart!"

　　 Only the elder Gao Shuang of the Southern Alliance is left in the Qingba. The disciples of the Southern Alliance looked at their elders and meditated in their hearts, one rock paper scissors, one drinking, the elder might follow suit?

　　 Gao Shuang gave a cold snort. Why should this elder follow suit.

　　 "What do you want to play?" Wei Chang is very upset, cunning human!

　　 Gao Shuang disdainfully said: "The requirements of the first two are too much to be put on the table, this elder disdains to join them!"

　　The disciples of the Southern League worship the elders even more. Elder Gao is too brave, and he is a role model!

　　"This elder has a lot of experience with Doudizhu recently. Why don't you both have fun?" Gao Shuang said with mystery-like confidence.

　　Wei Changhe and Cracked Bone were surprised at first, and then showed a soft smile. Wei Chang even moved the seats himself, cracked the bones and offered a wine reception. Gao Shuang didn't expect such treatment. It's not that scary.

　　The disciples of the Southern League are crying, Elder Gao, why bother to die? Just play with rock-paper-scissors. We can’t play with their landlord...

　　 half an hour later.

　　 Wei Changhe and Cracked Bone mopped the floor with a mop, and Cracked Bone sighed: "The elders are the elders, they can last that long."

　　 "Can I be called an elder without any strength?" Wei Chang wiped the **** table with a smile.

　　 "This landlord is so interesting, I went back to play with the women, I'll leave it to you here." Cracked the bone and ran away.

　　 Wei Chang gave a wry smile and continued to wipe the table.

　　 "Uncle Wei···" A soft voice sounded, and Tang Wei slowly walked out of the room behind.

　　 Wei Chang was taken aback, looked at the woman in front of him and asked, "Are you afraid of Uncle Wei?"

　　 Tang Wei gently held Wei Chang's waist, leaning her head on Wei Chang's chest, and a black light flashed through her beautiful eyes: "Don't be afraid."

　　Wei Chang smiled and said, "Do a good job of hygiene, and Uncle Wei will take you home."

　　 "Uncle Wei, have you forgotten that my light is broken?" Tang Wei said shyly.

　　 "Yes, Uncle Wei will change it for you."

　　"······"

　　 Wei Chang smiled and touched Tang Wei's head: "Go and pull the four people off the wall and throw them out."

　　 "Oh..." Tang Wei is depressed, the Jiangnan four handsome is about to be bullied by Xiaoquan~ IndoMTL.com~ Ye Hua upstairs doesn't know what happened downstairs, but Qing Yutong knows and observes Brother-in-law, it's really getting more and more mysterious.

　　 ate the chicken all night, Ye Hua said that he was not happy because he had nothing to do with him. This little guy said he didn't take the limelight. In the end, he was a little liar, and all the limelight was robbed.

　　 "Uncle, I'm sorry, Ali has robbed you of the limelight again."

　　 Ye Hua seems to have gotten used to it, and put down his earphones with a sigh: "Go to sleep."

　　 "I'll play again." Qing Ya murmured, but Ye Hua directly hugged Qing Ya.

　　 Qing Yutong said melancholy: "Can you show your affection not in front of me?"

　　 "Ye Hua, what are you doing, let me down." Qing Ya beat weakly with her small fist, her pretty face flushed.

　　 is it possible to put it down, absolutely impossible.

　　 "Ali, you go to bed earlier too, be careful that your mother spanks you." Qing Yutong said softly.

　　 "Mother may still be talking about things, Ali can still play the last one."

　　 "Well, the last one."

　　 "Um~ I went to sleep with Ali last."

　　 Ye Hua said, this is the last one that never ends.

　　 "Go to take a bath." Putting Qingya down, Ye Hua said lightly.

　　 Qing Ya Jiao snorted and sat on the side of the bed: "No."

　　"A smell of smoke."

　　 "It's not your cigarette yet!"

　　 "Are you asking me to wash it for you!" Ye Hua frowned and said solemnly.

　　 Qingya suffocated her mouth, glared at Ye Hua and went into the bathroom.

　　 After Qingya was done, Ye Hua took a shower and lay on the bed.

　　 To be honest, Ye Hua looks forward to the night every day, especially when she is lying in bed, this woman will become obedient.