Bird Dude Nie Bufan: 27 Food is also not to be stained
lnmao.org, the fastest update to the latest chapter of Poultry Nie Bufan!
In the early morning, when Nie Bufan woke up, the two brothers were no longer there. He didn't care, and began to put on clothes lazily. As soon as he finished his outfit, I saw Li Yi leaning against the door and staring at him.
Nie Bufan flicked a drop of **** in an extremely elegant posture, and then cast a wink at Li Yi.
The deepness in Li Yi's eyes disappeared immediately, and he turned his head to reveal an expression that could not bear to look straight.
"Good morning!" Nie Bufan greeted him and walked outside the door.
Li Yi grabbed his waist and whispered in his ear: "It doesn't count that time last night. We will find a chance to practice in a few days."
Nie Bufan squinted at him and said earnestly: "For the sake of your physical and mental health, let's practice Tongzi Gong."
Li Yi scanned him up and down: "Are you still a boy?"
"What about the boy's body?" Nie Bufan raised his head and said plausibly, "I am self-cleaning, and I can look forward to women."
"Woman?" Li Yi raised his chin and said lightly, "You don't have to think about it in your life."
Nie Bufan doesn't care, he firmly believes that he is a normal heterosexual, and his unscrupulous words and deeds are just to increase the joy of life. How can a Li Yi stop his love heart that longs for the harmony of yin and yang, the harmony of soul and flesh, and the unity of nature and man?
"What are you doing?"
At this moment, Zhang Junshi's voice came from not far away. As soon as he entered the yard, he saw the image of Li Yi and Nie Bufan embracing each other intimately. It felt uncomfortable.
Li Yi circled Nie Bufan motionlessly, looking at Zhang Junshi with a declaration of ownership.
Zhang Junshi smiled calmly and said: "No, I'll get you some water, you can go freshen up first."
"Thanks." Nie Bufan gave him a big smile, then pulled Li Yi's hand away, and turned away.
The two Zhang and Li stared at each other for a long time, and they did not give in to each other, and declared war with their eyes silently. It wasn't until the newly freshened Nie Bufan called their names in the kitchen that this battle without gunsmoke ended...
The staple food of the whole village today is dumplings.
Put the steamed dumplings aside, Nie Bufan stayed alone in the kitchen concentrating on the sauce, and suddenly heard a cold voice behind him asking: "Are there any vegetable dumplings?"
"Yes, the two cages on the right are." Nie Bufan replied smoothly.
"Thank you."
Nie Bufan stopped his movements and looked back. There was no one behind him, but two cages of dumplings were missing on the table.
The voice sounded familiar and unfamiliar just now, but it was definitely not a resident of Ji Wo Village.
Nie Bufan walked out of the kitchen and looked around. There was nothing unusual, and he asked a chicken beside the door: "Did you see anyone coming in just now?"
Brother Chicken took care of his feathers and ignored him.
Huh? It shouldn't. Who can break into the kitchen quietly and quietly, surrounded by chickens?
Nie Bufan rolled his eyes, called Ms. Hua to smell the dumplings, and said: "Ms. Hua, take me to find this thief."
The flower girl patted her wings, then ran in a certain direction, Nie Bufan quickly followed.
Passing through the village, we have been out of the end of the village. After another five or six minutes, Flower Girl stopped on a hillside.
There were no people around, only two empty steamers were left on the spot.
It’s so fast! Nie Bufan picked up the steamer angrily, and a master came near the village of Jikou, and he was a master who liked to be a thief.
Because of the treasure of the Treasure Saint, not only the four major families were dispatched, but other families also deliberately took a share. They dare not openly enter Ji Wo Village, but they will inevitably send a few masters to secretly investigate. It's just that the chickens in the chicken coop village are very alert, anyone who comes close will be spotted immediately. So far, no one has been able to enter the chicken nest village silently, and can only watch from a distance.
It now appears that there is an exception.
Nie Bufan touched his chin, thinking.
I was about to walk back, and suddenly saw a chicken coming out of a small hole not far away, with a shiny object in his mouth.
Nie Bufan stepped forward curiously, snatched it from the chicken mouth unceremoniously, and looked carefully, it turned out to be a gold coin. A large ship with a strange shape is engraved on one side, and a circle of unrecognized characters is engraved on the other, which does not seem to be the local currency of Yu Country.
Nie Bufan looked up and looked around, only to find that this mountain happened to be connected to the deep pool. If the pool is really the entrance to the treasure house, then this gold coin was obviously taken out of the treasure house. The chicken hit a thief hole from the back of the mountain and entered the treasure house directly.
So, what use is the key? Isn't it enough to excavate directly?
Nie Bufan touched his chin, pondered for a while, and muttered: "No, this mountain is huge. To dig through it will not only take time and effort, but also destroy the landform... I can’t let people do this. Do it."
As I was thinking, suddenly I saw that the chicken was going to drill into the hole again. Nie Bufan had quick eyes and hands, grabbed its tail and dragged it out, righteously saying: "Little chicken, don't be in the daytime next time. Haunted, don’t you know that wicked people often haunt outside? Be careful to get caught and stew."
Brother Chicken jumped a few times in dissatisfaction and yelled.
Nie Bufan said again: "Did you move a lot of treasures out of it? That book is also your masterpiece?"
Brother Chicken raised his head proudly.
"Dese." Nie Bufan patted it and ordered, "Take me to your lair. I have to see how many good things you have stolen."
Brother Chicken is twisted and reluctant.
Nie Bufan punched it with his fists.
Brother Chicken then bowed his head, making a gesture of submission.
Then Nie Bufan followed it all the way to the village.
I was seen by Zhang Junshi as soon as he entered the village, and he asked strangely: "Boofan, where are you going? Where are your steamed dumplings? Why aren't they on the table?"
"I'm in a hurry, can you deliver me food?"
"Hi, the cottage is here!" Zhang Junshi shouted.
"I want to take it in the open air today." There was a voice, and people were gone.
"..."
Brother Ji brought Nie Bufan to a courtyard at the corner of the village. The location was relatively remote and uninhabited temporarily. Walking into the room, Brother Chicken jumped onto a wooden board and pulled a few times on it with his claws.
Nie Bufan lifted the splint and looked inside, only a moment of dazzling. Pearls, gems, gold and silver ornaments, ancient books and other treasures are placed in piles. There are also forty or fifty pieces. You can see the value at a glance Philip.
He took out a black pearl casually, round and transparent, exuding a charming luster.
Yes, put it away. Nie Bufan unceremoniously stuffed it into his pocket.
When the chicken brother saw this, he was furious, jumped into the nest and spread his wings, desperately protecting his baby, a pair of corns looked at Nie Bufan vigilantly.
"Hey, it's just a pearl, do you need to be so nervous?"
Nie Bufan despised it, then put the splint down again to cover the "stolen goods" inside.
After that, Bufan Nie began to consciously inspect the Jiwo Village, and he really found that there are many treasures scattered everywhere, mostly small objects, which are not easy to detect when thrown in the grass. After a few days, he collected more than ten pieces in total. But obviously there are still many who do not know where to live.
I don’t know what happened to the treasure house of the Saint Duobao by these chickens? I hope there is still something to save on the day the library is opened. The destructive power of these guys is beyond ordinary people's imagination. Especially after having a certain amount of intelligence, he is even more arrogant and lawless. Nie Bufan strictly ordered them not to openly swagger through the market during the day, and then temporarily put the matter down.
In fact, Nie Bufan’s curiosity about the treasure house disappeared without a trace after learning that certain aliens could come and go freely.
Compared to this, he is more interested in the guy hiding in the dark, because this person has sneaked into the village many times to steal food, and the taste is light, only vegetarian dishes.
There was a time when Nie Bufan deliberately made a whole meat banquet, but the man only took away a bowl of rice and two eggs, and finally sent a basket of wild vegetables the next day.
In order to find this person, Nie Bufan recruited both Huanian and Langya, and guarded them inside and outside during the meal time, resolutely not letting go of a mosquito. Unfortunately, the result is not satisfactory. This person is like a ghost, without a trace.
Nie Bufan was very upset and began to change his method to make hands and feet in the food, add spicy vegetables to the vegetables, steam the buns in rice, make the vegetables look like meat dishes, and make the meat dishes look like shit... The ghost has disappeared for a long time, and even other residents in Jiwo Village have suffered. The taste buds are stimulated, or the appetite is lost when they see food that looks like stool. After a few days, everyone lost a lot of weight.
"Buffalo, do you have something to worry about?" Zhang Junshi finally couldn't help it. There was a plate of **** dishes in front of him, which looked like evil spirit purgatory.
"No! I'm fine." Nie Bufan clamped the dish into his mouth without changing his face.
Seeing a skeleton-like thing being chewed by him, Zhang Junshi felt his bones hurt.
"If it's okay, why would these meals be like this?"
"What's wrong with these meals?" Nie Bufan was unsure, "Don't you think it's unique?"
Zhang Jun did a few laughs, this feature is there, but his appetite is gone.
Li Yi sat aside with a cold face, holding his chopsticks for a long time without picking up any dishes, his eyes wandering around the dinner table, trying to find a relatively normal dish. It's a pity that he can't judge the ingredients of the dishes from the terrible appearance, and the rice is yellow in color.
At this moment, I only heard the menacing footsteps coming from outside the yard. Not long after, Li Huai walked in unswervingly, and Si Chenyu and Shen Muran followed behind him. They were also suffering, and they were really unbearable. They came together. protest.
As soon as he saw Nie Bufan, Li Huai shouted: "Nie Bufan, what do you mean?"
Nie Bufan looked at him innocently.
"What do you eat for us?"
"Why, isn't it delicious?" Nie Bufan took another worm-like food and put it into his mouth, chewing squeakyly, and still had an aftertaste.
Everyone present turned their heads away at the same time, unable to look directly.
"Say, what do you want to do?" Li Huai slapped the table fiercely.
Nie Bufan took a wet wipe, wiped his mouth gracefully, and said indifferently: "In fact, it’s nothing. Recently, someone often visits my kitchen to steal the food I cook. Although I am open-minded and unobtrusive, The little thief who does not ask is still very opinionated."
"You mean someone sneaked into the chicken coop village?" Li Yi looked slightly cold.
Nie Bufan nodded.
"You mean that the reason why you made your food like corpse dirt recently is because of that little thief?" Li Huai gritted his teeth.
Nie Bufan nodded again, and said seriously: "This is a very serious matter. The food I make must not be tainted by Xiao Xiaozhi."
So you came to "defile" us? Everyone flashed this thought at the same time.
Si Chenyu found a place to sit down, and said solemnly: "There are people from our four major families who are sitting in town, but there are people who dare to sneak into the chicken nest village. This is indeed a big deal."
Shen Muran agreed: "Yes, we can't just sit idly by."
"Second." Li Huai nodded angrily.
"Since everyone feels the same, let's find a way to find this person together." A dangerous smile hung from the corner of Si Chenyu's mouth.
It's not too late to let them suffer the crime for so long!
Several princes and nobles at the same time have a very strong hostility towards someone who has never shown up...
Bird Dude Nie Bufan: 27 Food is also not to be stained
lnmao.org, the fastest update to the latest chapter of Poultry Nie Bufan!
In the early morning, when Nie Bufan woke up, the two brothers were no longer there. He didn't care, and began to put on clothes lazily. As soon as he finished his outfit, I saw Li Yi leaning against the door and staring at him.
Nie Bufan flicked a drop of **** in an extremely elegant posture, and then cast a wink at Li Yi.
The deepness in Li Yi's eyes disappeared immediately, and he turned his head to reveal an expression that could not bear to look straight.
"Good morning!" Nie Bufan greeted him and walked outside the door.
Li Yi grabbed his waist and whispered in his ear: "It doesn't count that time last night. We will find a chance to practice in a few days."
Nie Bufan squinted at him and said earnestly: "For the sake of your physical and mental health, let's practice Tongzi Gong."
Li Yi scanned him up and down: "Are you still a boy?"
"What about the boy's body?" Nie Bufan raised his head and said plausibly, "I am self-cleaning, and I can look forward to women."
"Woman?" Li Yi raised his chin and said lightly, "You don't have to think about it in your life."
Nie Bufan doesn't care, he firmly believes that he is a normal heterosexual, and his unscrupulous words and deeds are just to increase the joy of life. How can a Li Yi stop his love heart that longs for the harmony of yin and yang, the harmony of soul and flesh, and the unity of nature and man?
"What are you doing?"
At this moment, Zhang Junshi's voice came from not far away. As soon as he entered the yard, he saw the image of Li Yi and Nie Bufan embracing each other intimately. It felt uncomfortable.
Li Yi circled Nie Bufan motionlessly, looking at Zhang Junshi with a declaration of ownership.
Zhang Junshi smiled calmly and said: "No, I'll get you some water, you can go freshen up first."
"Thanks." Nie Bufan gave him a big smile, then pulled Li Yi's hand away, and turned away.
The two Zhang and Li stared at each other for a long time, and they did not give in to each other, and declared war with their eyes silently. It wasn't until the newly freshened Nie Bufan called their names in the kitchen that this battle without gunsmoke ended...
The staple food of the whole village today is dumplings.
Put the steamed dumplings aside, Nie Bufan stayed alone in the kitchen concentrating on the sauce, and suddenly heard a cold voice behind him asking: "Are there any vegetable dumplings?"
"Yes, the two cages on the right are." Nie Bufan replied smoothly.
"Thank you."
Nie Bufan stopped his movements and looked back. There was no one behind him, but two cages of dumplings were missing on the table.
The voice sounded familiar and unfamiliar just now, but it was definitely not a resident of Ji Wo Village.
Nie Bufan walked out of the kitchen and looked around. There was nothing unusual, and he asked a chicken beside the door: "Did you see anyone coming in just now?"
Brother Chicken took care of his feathers and ignored him.
Huh? It shouldn't. Who can break into the kitchen quietly and quietly, surrounded by chickens?
Nie Bufan rolled his eyes, called Ms. Hua to smell the dumplings, and said: "Ms. Hua, take me to find this thief."
The flower girl patted her wings, then ran in a certain direction, Nie Bufan quickly followed.
Passing through the village, we have been out of the end of the village. After another five or six minutes, Flower Girl stopped on a hillside.
There were no people around, only two empty steamers were left on the spot.
It’s so fast! Nie Bufan picked up the steamer angrily, and a master came near the village of Jikou, and he was a master who liked to be a thief.
Because of the treasure of the Treasure Saint, not only the four major families were dispatched, but other families also deliberately took a share. They dare not openly enter Ji Wo Village, but they will inevitably send a few masters to secretly investigate. It's just that the chickens in the chicken coop village are very alert, anyone who comes close will be spotted immediately. So far, no one has been able to enter the chicken nest village silently, and can only watch from a distance.
It now appears that there is an exception.
Nie Bufan touched his chin, thinking.
I was about to walk back, and suddenly saw a chicken coming out of a small hole not far away, with a shiny object in his mouth.
Nie Bufan stepped forward curiously, snatched it from the chicken mouth unceremoniously, and looked carefully, it turned out to be a gold coin. A large ship with a strange shape is engraved on one side, and a circle of unrecognized characters is engraved on the other, which does not seem to be the local currency of Yu Country.
Nie Bufan looked up and looked around, only to find that this mountain happened to be connected to the deep pool. If the pool is really the entrance to the treasure house, then this gold coin was obviously taken out of the treasure house. The chicken hit a thief hole from the back of the mountain and entered the treasure house directly.
So, what use is the key? Isn't it enough to excavate directly?
Nie Bufan touched his chin, pondered for a while, and muttered: "No, this mountain is huge. To dig through it will not only take time and effort, but also destroy the landform... I can’t let people do this. Do it."
As I was thinking, suddenly I saw that the chicken was going to drill into the hole again. Nie Bufan had quick eyes and hands, grabbed its tail and dragged it out, righteously saying: "Little chicken, don't be in the daytime next time. Haunted, don’t you know that wicked people often haunt outside? Be careful to get caught and stew."
Brother Chicken jumped a few times in dissatisfaction and yelled.
Nie Bufan said again: "Did you move a lot of treasures out of it? That book is also your masterpiece?"
Brother Chicken raised his head proudly.
"Dese." Nie Bufan patted it and ordered, "Take me to your lair. I have to see how many good things you have stolen."
Brother Chicken is twisted and reluctant.
Nie Bufan punched it with his fists.
Brother Chicken then bowed his head, making a gesture of submission.
Then Nie Bufan followed it all the way to the village.
I was seen by Zhang Junshi as soon as he entered the village, and he asked strangely: "Boofan, where are you going? Where are your steamed dumplings? Why aren't they on the table?"
"I'm in a hurry, can you deliver me food?"
"Hi, the cottage is here!" Zhang Junshi shouted.
"I want to take it in the open air today." There was a voice, and people were gone.
"..."
Brother Ji brought Nie Bufan to a courtyard at the corner of the village. The location was relatively remote and uninhabited temporarily. Walking into the room, Brother Chicken jumped onto a wooden board and pulled a few times on it with his claws.
Nie Bufan lifted the splint and looked inside, only a moment of dazzling. Pearls, gems, gold and silver ornaments, ancient books and other treasures are placed in piles. There are also forty or fifty pieces. You can see the value at a glance Philip.
He took out a black pearl casually, round and transparent, exuding a charming luster.
Yes, put it away. Nie Bufan unceremoniously stuffed it into his pocket.
When the chicken brother saw this, he was furious, jumped into the nest and spread his wings, desperately protecting his baby, a pair of corns looked at Nie Bufan vigilantly.
"Hey, it's just a pearl, do you need to be so nervous?"
Nie Bufan despised it, then put the splint down again to cover the "stolen goods" inside.
After that, Bufan Nie began to consciously inspect the Jiwo Village, and he really found that there are many treasures scattered everywhere, mostly small objects, which are not easy to detect when thrown in the grass. After a few days, he collected more than ten pieces in total. But obviously there are still many who do not know where to live.
I don’t know what happened to the treasure house of the Saint Duobao by these chickens? I hope there is still something to save on the day the library is opened. The destructive power of these guys is beyond ordinary people's imagination. Especially after having a certain amount of intelligence, he is even more arrogant and lawless. Nie Bufan strictly ordered them not to openly swagger through the market during the day, and then temporarily put the matter down.
In fact, Nie Bufan’s curiosity about the treasure house disappeared without a trace after learning that certain aliens could come and go freely.
Compared to this, he is more interested in the guy hiding in the dark, because this person has sneaked into the village many times to steal food, and the taste is light, only vegetarian dishes.
There was a time when Nie Bufan deliberately made a whole meat banquet, but the man only took away a bowl of rice and two eggs, and finally sent a basket of wild vegetables the next day.
In order to find this person, Nie Bufan recruited both Huanian and Langya, and guarded them inside and outside during the meal time, resolutely not letting go of a mosquito. Unfortunately, the result is not satisfactory. This person is like a ghost, without a trace.
Nie Bufan was very upset and began to change his method to make hands and feet in the food, add spicy vegetables to the vegetables, steam the buns in rice, make the vegetables look like meat dishes, and make the meat dishes look like shit... The ghost has disappeared for a long time, and even other residents in Jiwo Village have suffered. The taste buds are stimulated, or the appetite is lost when they see food that looks like stool. After a few days, everyone lost a lot of weight.
"Buffalo, do you have something to worry about?" Zhang Junshi finally couldn't help it. There was a plate of **** dishes in front of him, which looked like evil spirit purgatory.
"No! I'm fine." Nie Bufan clamped the dish into his mouth without changing his face.
Seeing a skeleton-like thing being chewed by him, Zhang Junshi felt his bones hurt.
"If it's okay, why would these meals be like this?"
"What's wrong with these meals?" Nie Bufan was unsure, "Don't you think it's unique?"
Zhang Jun did a few laughs, this feature is there, but his appetite is gone.
Li Yi sat aside with a cold face, holding his chopsticks for a long time without picking up any dishes, his eyes wandering around the dinner table, trying to find a relatively normal dish. It's a pity that he can't judge the ingredients of the dishes from the terrible appearance, and the rice is yellow in color.
At this moment, I only heard the menacing footsteps coming from outside the yard. Not long after, Li Huai walked in unswervingly, and Si Chenyu and Shen Muran followed behind him. They were also suffering, and they were really unbearable. They came together. protest.
As soon as he saw Nie Bufan, Li Huai shouted: "Nie Bufan, what do you mean?"
Nie Bufan looked at him innocently.
"What do you eat for us?"
"Why, isn't it delicious?" Nie Bufan took another worm-like food and put it into his mouth, chewing squeakyly, and still had an aftertaste.
Everyone present turned their heads away at the same time, unable to look directly.
"Say, what do you want to do?" Li Huai slapped the table fiercely.
Nie Bufan took a wet wipe, wiped his mouth gracefully, and said indifferently: "In fact, it’s nothing. Recently, someone often visits my kitchen to steal the food I cook. Although I am open-minded and unobtrusive, The little thief who does not ask is still very opinionated."
"You mean someone sneaked into the chicken coop village?" Li Yi looked slightly cold.
Nie Bufan nodded.
"You mean that the reason why you made your food like corpse dirt recently is because of that little thief?" Li Huai gritted his teeth.
Nie Bufan nodded again, and said seriously: "This is a very serious matter. The food I make must not be tainted by Xiao Xiaozhi."
So you came to "defile" us? Everyone flashed this thought at the same time.
Si Chenyu found a place to sit down, and said solemnly: "There are people from our four major families who are sitting in town, but there are people who dare to sneak into the chicken nest village. This is indeed a big deal."
Shen Muran agreed: "Yes, we can't just sit idly by."
"Second." Li Huai nodded angrily.
"Since everyone feels the same, let's find a way to find this person together." A dangerous smile hung from the corner of Si Chenyu's mouth.
It's not too late to let them suffer the crime for so long!
Several princes and nobles at the same time have a very strong hostility towards someone who has never shown up...