Bird Dude Nie Bufan: 32 Planting people and not planting faces
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When Nie Bufan woke up, he saw Li Yi's evil face at a glance. He slowed his breathing and carefully withdrew from his arms. Although his hands had been loosened, his whole body ached like being run over by something.
Nie Bufan was surreptitiously searching for his clothes scattered everywhere, while gritting his teeth and making strange looks. Just put on a jacket and was about to pass Li Yi to get out of bed, suddenly his waist was surrounded by a powerful arm, and then Li Yi's faint voice: "Where to go?"
Nie Bufan turned his head, looked directly at Li Yi with a pair of clear eyes, and said: "It's getting late, it's time to get up."
"Oh." Li Yi sat up and turned Nie Bufan on his lap.
Nie Bufan frankly didn't move, just asked: "Where is this?"
"The old house of a distant relative of the Li family, apart from regular cleaning, few people set foot in it."
"Yes. Then why are we here?"
Li Yi squinted at him, then said for a while: "Why do you think we are here?"
Nie Bufan took up his trousers and put them on his feet as he was thinking. He said, "I remember I went to the kiln and called a few girls to accompany the wine. Then... "
"Then what?" Li Yi's face turned black every time he heard.
"Then...there is no more. I will be here when I wake up." Nie Bufan rubbed his temples and said in distress, "Why don't I have any impression of what happened afterwards?"
"You mean, you don't remember what happened last night at all?" Li Yi gritted his teeth.
"Yes." Nie Bufan said solemnly, "I think I am drunk. The strange thing is that I hurt everything except my head."
"..."
"Li Si, your face now looks like constipation, doesn't it matter?"
Li Yi held down Nie Bufan’s hand holding his pants, and said sternly: "Is it over if I am drunk?"
"Am I doing something heinous?" Nie Bufan asked in a low voice.
Li Yi pouted and said nothing.
"...or, did you do something heinous?"
Nie Bufan stared at Li Yi with a look of beasts, but his fingers were pulling the hand that was holding his waistband.
After confirming that he could not be shaken, Nie Bufan had to ask sincerely: "Can you let go?"
"No."
"The cold in the spring and morning is very cold, and it is easy to catch the cold if left in the air."
"That's it." Li Yi grasped the thing between his legs.
"This..." Nie Bufan said with a bitter face, "I don't have the habit of Chen/Bo."
Li Yi leaned into his ear and said: "I have."
Nie Bufan suddenly fell on Li Yi and said weakly: "Li Si, my head hurts, are you feeling feverish when you touch it?"
Li Yi expressionlessly let go of the hand that was smashing the key, and he was ready to touch his head.
Nie Bufan stretched out his hand to block it, squinting his eyes and said: "Li Si, although I know you are not trivial, I still have to remind you that a man who doesn't love clean is unlovable."
"..." What did a person who sleeps in the chicken coop tell him about cleanliness!
Take advantage of Li Yi's defamation, Nie Bufan got out of his arms like a loach, jumped up and lifted his pants.
"Hiss!" As soon as he lifted his trousers, Nie Bufan sat down on the bed with a faint pain in his privacy, but he didn't want to show this pain, so as not to be asked by Li Yi. But in his heart, who was afraid of pain, he was very annoyed at Li Yi. He wanted to go crazy and took him with a higher force value than him. All kinds of emotions were intertwined. Nie Bufan's expression was like being twisted by paste, weird, wrinkled and weird. , Twist...
"...What are you doing?" Li Yi's mouth twitched as he saw it, and wanted to help him clean his face.
Nie Bufan touched his face, pretending to be calm and said: "It's okay, it's just urgency."
"..." Well, even if Li Yi still has the thought of morning fortune, he was wiped out by his wicked words. He is now very glad that he didn't have xie early last night, Nie Bufan definitely has the potential to drive people crazy. He had obviously succeeded, but he had no sense of accomplishment at all. Do it later, it's best to plug his mouth first.
"Can you get up?" Nie Bufan asked quietly.
Li Yi waved his hand to let him go. For the sake of this fragile heart, don't push too much. Otherwise, who knows what strange things this guy will have?
Nie Bufan smiled, and stood up cautiously with the waist of his pants, ready to step over him to find the belt.
At this moment, the door was kicked open with a slamming, Zhang Junshi rushed in with a solemn expression, Nie Bufan was startled, his hand loosened, his pants fell off again, revealing two/smooth legs... …
Zhang Junshi and Li Yi were still at the same time, and their eyes fell on Nie Bufan's legs.
Nie Bufan picked up his leg, and one person gave an eye knife, and said with contempt: "Don't you know what does not mean to see ashamed?"
Zhang Junshi turned his head unnaturally, while Li Yi stretched out his hand to help him put on his pants.
Nie Bufan kicked him away unceremoniously, and lifted his trousers quickly.
Zhang Junshi turned his head and looked at Li Yi coldly, and Li Yi returned with triumphant eyes.
Nie Bufan stepped out of bed awkwardly, and squashed his mouth at Zhang Jun: "Zhang San, I was drunk last night."
"Really?" Zhang Junshi picked up his clothes to help him put on, his face was gloomy, especially after seeing the suspicious marks on his neck, he was even more unswerving.
Nie Bufan opened his arms, let him serve, and asked, "Zhang San, why are you here?"
"Your chicken."
Nie Bufan subconsciously looked at his lower body, and after confirming that he hadn't gone all out, he realized that Zhang San was talking about a real chicken.
Sure enough, as soon as he looked up, he saw the little cockscomb head of Girl Flower poking out, meeting his eyes and then disappearing again.
Nie Bufan gritted his teeth, these guys are getting less and less serious about his master, and they are familiar with betraying him. When you look back, you must do a good job of rectification, otherwise, wouldn’t you have nothing*?
"Okay, let's go back." After Zhang Junshi helped him get dressed, he took his hand and prepared to leave. Unexpectedly, after only a few steps, he couldn't drag it. Looking back, he found that Li Yi, who was slightly messy, grabbed Nie Bufan's other hand.
"Back together." Li Yi touched Nie Bufan's head with his other hand.
Zhang Junshi swept across coldly, and collided with Li Yi's eyes again in the air, and instantly, electric lights were everywhere.
Nie Bufan looked at this and that, and the three big men held hands and went forward together, like three fools.
Nie Bufan suddenly put his hands together, folded the hands of Zhang and Li, and said seriously: "Good friends, love each other."
Li Yi and Zhang Junshi looked at each other, shivering at the same time, and quickly pulled their hands back.
"Okay, let's go." Nie Bufan nodded in satisfaction, took a bold step with his hands behind his back, and froze as soon as his toes tapped. Then, he saw his feet trembling slightly, and the whole figure twisted strangely like a pair of scissors about to soften.
Nie Bufan is unwilling to show weakness. The consequence is that he has to endure the unspeakable pain, to the limit, it is really unbearable!
It hurts too much!
Nie Bufan took Zhang Junshi's shoulders, clenched his fists and grinned, piercing Li Yi as a villain in his heart.
Li Yi's eyes were a little worried and a little proud, and he stepped forward and hugged him across his chest.
Zhang Junshi stopped him: "What are you doing?"
Li Yi said lightly: "Did you not see him uncomfortable? There is still a long distance from the village, I am afraid he can't walk through."
Zhang Junshi gritted his teeth and stared at Li Yi fiercely.
Li Yi smiled: "He was exhausted last night."
This is simply Chi Guoguo's provocation!
But Nie Bufan still replied unconsciously: "Yeah, I didn't sleep well all night, I had a weird dream all night, and I will never drink anymore. It's too exhausting."
Li Yi chuckled.
Zhang Junshi's face was purple and black, like poisoned.
"Will you leave? Hurry up." Nie Bufan urged.
"Go." Li Yi bypassed Zhang Junshi and walked out briskly.
Zhang Junshi stared at his back, for a long time, the anger in his eyes gradually subsided, replaced by a firmness.
When approaching the entrance of the village, Nie Bufan insisted that Li Yi put him down. As the head of Jiwo Village, he must not be seen by any livestock in the village with such a "fragile" side. This is too detrimental to him. Brilliant image.
After returning to the village, I saw the nineteenth goddess walking around at first sight. Nie Bufan walked up to her with a smile, "You came back early? I was worried about you just now."
"Thank you for the village chief for worrying, and the little girl... I am grateful." Nineteen pretended to reply gently, but his eyes were wandering and he was guilty.
In fact, when Li Yi came here last night, she saw it in the corridor on the other side, but she didn't notify Nie Bufan, and instead she flashed someone first. Although a little unethical, for the sake of his own reputation, it is better to protect himself.
Nineteen's pretence is not calm enough. If you have Nie Bufan's thick skin, she will be invincible in the world if you cooperate with her as a **** stick. It's a pity that she can't hide her little bit of vain from Nie Bufan's wicked eyes. Originally it was just a suspicion, but this time it has been determined that Nineteen must have abandoned him at a critical time.
Nie Bufan bared white teeth at her, smiled brightly in the sun, and said kindly: "It's fine for you to be fine. The sun is big outside, so please pay attention to sun protection when you go out."
Nineteen subconsciously looked at the sky, the spring is warm, where is sun protection needed?
Nie Bufan turned and left with a strange laughter.
As soon as I walked to the door, I saw a group of dark shadows falling from the sky, hitting the yard with a loud bang and splashing dust.
When I look closely, I know it's a...corpse? Not only this one, there were four or five strangers lying around in the yard.
Nie Bufan looked up, only to see a person standing on the roof of the house, standing long and floating like an immortal, it was Wang Shichan who had come and gone without a trace.
"What are you?" Nie Bufan asked in confusion, pointing at the people on the ground.
"The chicken thief." Wang Shichan answered concisely.
"The chicken thief?" He kicked one of them in the ass, dissatisfied, "Can you just solve it outside the village? What are you doing to carry to my yard?"
"Since I promised to guard you, I must be perfect." Wang Shichan said indifferently, "but I am only responsible for catching thieves, not for dealing with them."
"..." Nie Bufan had to admit that he underestimated this serious guy.
For a moment, Wang XX disappeared, leaving only a "corpse".
Nie Bufan touched the mute and looked around the village for a week.
This is a bit bad! It seems that the residents of Jiwo Village are showing signs of becoming crooked. He feels that his supreme prestige has been challenged...
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