Bird Dude Nie Bufan: 40 water ah water

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The sun is shining, the chicken is called Caoxiang, and the village is still harmonious.

On such a great day, Nie Bufan picks up eggs every day. While picking them up, he dreams that one day the chicken coop village will become a zoo. It is a pity that the number of abnormal eggs that can be hatched outside the village is scarce, and there are only a few lucky little guys at present, on the contrary, a lot of all kinds of strange things have been found.

Nie Bufan only remembered now, should he go digging for treasure? Let the group of tomb robbers continue to toss, how much of the good things of Taobao Taoist is left?

So he went to the nineteenth goddess with a generous mood. As soon as I walked to the gate of the yard, I saw Si Chenyu walking out of it.

Nie Bufan raised his hand and said, "Brother Wet, early, where are you going to the door?"

Si Chenyu glanced at him, walked over a few steps to block his way, and asked: "Nie Bufan, the fifth key is actually on you, right?"

Nie Bufan remained unmoved and asked in a particularly calm tone: "Why did Brother Shi say this? Xiaosheng puzzled."

Si Chenyu squinted his eyes: "The more ghosts in your heart, the more serious your expression will be. Now I'm sure you are holding the key!"

Nie Bufan rubbed his face. After letting go of his hand, he showed a surprised expression, "Why did Brother Wet say this? Xiaosheng was puzzled."

"..." Three black lines emerged from Si Chenyu's forehead, and the corners of his mouth twitched.

Satisfied, Bufan Nie smiled and said: "Brother Wet, we will talk next time, I will visit the goddess first."

Si Chenyu raised his eyebrows and followed him into the yard without saying a word.

Nie Bufan stopped and turned to look at him: "Brother Wet, is there anything else?"

"I remembered that there was another question I forgot to ask the goddess, so I went back and asked again."

"Oh." Nie Bufan walked a few steps inside and then stopped, "Ah", "I remembered that I still have important things to do, so I'd better come to visit the goddess later."

Speaking, turn around and go out.

Si Chenyu leaned on the wooden pillars of the courtyard gate with one hand, and said lightly: "Do you have any secret secrets between you and the goddess?"

"Where is it?" Nie Bufan waved his hand, "I am not familiar with the goddess yet?"

"Really?" Si Chenyu said non-committal, "I remember your friendship when you went to the kiln together."

"..." Speaking of visiting the kiln, Nie Bufan remembered the tragic night when he first lost his zhencao. It's really unbearable to look back, unbearable, unbearable...

Nie Bufan brushed his hair and said deeply: "Men and men go to the kiln. That is the deep friendship that you attacked me. But when a man and a woman go to the kiln, it must be a tragic entanglement of disgust. This One point, there is a substantial difference."

Si Chenyu twitched the corners of his mouth a few more times, then pressed his throat and said: "Then you still come to visit the goddess? As you said, you two look tired of each other."

Nie Bufan stretched out a finger and shook it left and right, and replied: "I always don't like to have **** with others. If you have sex, you must find a way to improve the relationship."

Can you talk more? Of all the residents in Jiwo Village, which one hasn't been punished by you?

Si Chenyu looked at him with a silent roar from the soul.

"Okay, I'm busy for now, please feel free to wet brother." Nie Bufan lowered his waist, got under Si Chenyu's arm, and stepped out.

Taking a few steps, stopping, turning around and saying, "Brother Wet, what are you doing with me?"

"I'm in a good mood, just stroll around freely." Si Chenyu looked at the sky, leisurely.

All right then. Nie Bufan shrugged, humming a divine song and continued walking, like the leader of inspection work along the way, waving to the chickens around from time to time.

The chickens gave face and responded one by one.

Looking at Nie Bufan's Dese, Si Chenyu really had the urge to kick it over.

Nie Bufan walked out of the village and walked to the pool where he took the key, and then began to take off his clothes.

"You...what are you doing?" Si Chenyu's fingers trembled as he watched his actions.

"It's too hot. Go down and cool down." After a while, Nie Bufan took off his pants, waved his hands, squatted with his legs, and started the preparatory exercise before entering the water. That luo's exposed back showed a graceful curve with his movements, shining in the sun.

Si Chenyu looked away uncomfortably, feeling a little hot.

He has never met a guy who dared to show his rude in front of him in his entire life. Nie Bufan’s behavior cannot be described as vulgar, but there is a kind of unrestrained and unrestrained manner, but sometimes it is too bad. Six...

While thinking about it, I heard a "puff" and the person was already in the water.

A few strings of water splashed on his face, bringing some coolness.

Si Chenyu looked back and saw that Nie Bufan got out of the water with a happy expression and waved at him: "Brother wet, do you want to come down and cool off?"

"No need." Si Chenyu refused without thinking.

In the education he has received since childhood, there is no rule of bathing in the open air in broad daylight.

But watching Nie Bufan having such a good time, he was a little bit envious and hated inexplicably.

What's even more hateful is that he also makes all kinds of funny movements, sometimes backstroke, sometimes dog crawling, sometimes standing upside down, twitching two feet, or touching one or two fish from the water.

"Hey, don't blame me for not reminding you, you will regret if you don't come down." Nie Bufan touched his face and said leisurely.

Si Chenyu pursed his mouth and said nothing.

"Ah, do you know how to swim?" Nie Bufan suddenly felt as if he found something, sympathizing, "then don't force it."

Si Chenyu's face turned black, but still did not speak.

Nie Bufan turned his back, showing a deadly smile.

After a random wash, he swam ashore.

Si Chenyu said strangely: "Is it enough?"

"No." Nie Bufan jumped a few times on the shore.

"Then what are you doing here?"

"For..." Nie Bufan looked at him seriously, "...to drag you into the water."

Si Chenyu hadn't reacted before he was swept into the water by Nie Bufan.

"No..." Si Chenyu was overwhelmed by the water before he could make a scream of destroying his image.

Nie Bufan lifted him up and asked concerned: "Are you okay?"

Si Chenyu kept coughing, and did not forget to send a few murderous glances.

Nie Bufan kindly helped him pat his back and said sincerely: "I teach you to swim, so I won't be afraid anymore."

"Who is scared!" Si Chenyu said angrily, "If you suddenly dragged me into the water, would I be so embarrassed?"

I knew this guy's bad roots a long time ago, so why didn't I know how to guard? Si Chenyu cursed secretly in his heart.

"Do you know how to swim?"

"Why is this difficult?"

Nie Bufan curled his mouth boringly, released his hand, and swam away on his own.

Si Chenyu's face changed slightly, his eyes were quick and his hands clung to Nie Bufan, his strength was so strong that he almost pushed the person underwater.

Nie Bufan dissatisfied: "Why, do you want to fight in the water? I can't beat you on the flat ground, it may not be in the water."

"Take me ashore!" Si Chenyu ordered.

Nie Bufan stared at him, his eyes suddenly bend, and the corners of his mouth raised: "Oh ha ha ha..."

"What are you laughing at!" Si Chenyu gritted his teeth.

"If you're afraid, just tell me? What's the embarrassment?" Nie Bufan laughed.

Si Chenyu's face became as dark green as Tan Shui, as if he was about to kill in the next moment.

Nie Bufan didn't notice anything, so he took a handful of water and poured it on him.

With a scream, Si Chenyu seemed to have blue smoke coming out of his head.

Suddenly, he hugged Nie Bufan, and yelled in his ear: "Have fun? Just play more exciting."

As soon as he finished speaking, he hugged Nie Bufan and sank into the water.

In fact, people who learn martial arts are very good at holding their breath, he just doesn't like the feeling of being weak under the water, plus Nie Bufan is too nasty, giving a little sun to shine, really treat others Can't he?

Nie Bufan was caught off guard and choked a huge sip of water. There was no oxygen left, and he was stunned.

Si Chenyu looked at him and didn't know how comfortable he was. It was important to realize the fun of playing tricks. No wonder Nie Bufan was always happy.

If Nie Bufan heard this evaluation, he would have been wronged. He was obviously a natural and innocent young man.

Before he had time to be happy, Si Chenyu saw Nie Bufan suddenly turned his head, reached out and hugged his neck, kissed his lips accurately, and then pushed her head open unceremoniously, sucking in desperately. ...

Si Chenyu almost sucked her head away. Such a tender and charming scene, being manipulated by him, it really has to be as beautiful as it is!

Nie Bufan took his breath away, removed his lips, kicked Si Chenyu with his foot, indicating that he should go up.

Si Chenyu didn't feel embarrassed when he came back, letting him pull out of the water.

Nie Bufan took a few breaths and said with satisfaction: "The air still smells good!"

Si Chenyu stuck to him and snorted.

Nie Bufan squinted at him and said lightly: "I wanted to tell you a secret, but I'm in a bad mood, uncle, so I decided not to say it."

Si Chenyu raised his eyebrows and asked in a low voice in his ear: "What's the secret?"

Nie Bufan touched his numb ears, pushed his face away, and said with dissatisfaction: "Don't even think about using beautiful men, I have already experienced many battles, so I won't eat this one."

"Hundreds of battles?" Si Chenyu said in a more ambiguous voice, "What kind of tactics? This way?"

He encircled Nie Bufan's waist and held the **** in his pants (forgive me for not knowing what river crab word to use).

"Here is this one again!" Nie Bufan struggled, "Let go!"

"Don't let it go." Si Chenyu said in his spare time, "Unless you tell me what the secret is."

"If you want to know... don't rub!" What he wanted to say was that he would go into the water if he wanted to know. But Si Chenyu's strange hand actually started rubbing his sensitive parts, which made him have to change his mind.

"Okay, don't rub." Si Chenyu smiled, "Just tell me."

Should you play if you don't rub?

Nie Bufan has no expression on his face: "Brother Shi, have you been dissatisfied for a long time?"

Si Chenyu paused and was silent.

Nie Bufan sighed: "Hey, I will remember to call you next time I go to the kiln."

"Thank you, no need, I think you are fine." Si Chenyu lowered Shen to top it maliciously.

Nie Bufan calmly said: "You have to, and I can't help it. But I have to tell you something."

"You said." Si Chenyu grabbed his earlobe and answered casually.

"Previously, Li Yi also wanted to be dissatisfied like you."

"Hmm."

"After dozens of rounds of fighting with me..."

"How?"

"Finally, you are wei."

"..."

The author has something to say: I'll come back to the bird~~~ Hahahahaha...—_—

Happy April Fools' Day!

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