Bird Dude Nie Bufan Chapter 79: The fifth battle of capture and acceptance
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On the huge dragon bed, the sat-satisfied emperor lay beside Nie Bufan, playing with his hair, looking lustrously on his naked back.
Last night, some chan cottons gave him a rare pleasure. Is the taste of men so delicious? Or is he only special?
In terms of a man's physique, his toughness is excellent, his endurance is long enough, there is depth in a certain place, and his adsorption power is also strong. What's more rare is that his skin is smooth and delicate, and he has no moles, such as the first-class white porcelain, which makes people love him.
Should he raise more male pets for comparison? Recalling everything last night, the emperor got up again, rolled over on him, ready to do it again, suddenly the eunuch's voice came from outside the tents: "The emperor, it's time to get up."
The emperor’s eyes flashed disappointment. Although he was a little anxious, he was always meticulous about political affairs and never indulged in bed affairs.
He stood up, freshened up under the service of the **** maid, everything was ready, he glanced at the person in the tent again and walked away with a smile.
Nie Bufan slept until three poles in the sun before waking up. He lay on the bed, wrinkled his face, and began to reflect on himself. As a promising young man, traveling into this world for two or three years, he is not favored by beautiful women, but always attracts coveting of the same sex. This is really weird. Is something wrong? Does he have some magical skills that can make straight men bend?
Never mind Zhang San and the others. After all, they have been together for a long time, and they have established an indestructible friendship between chickens, and it is normal to develop from quantitative changes to qualitative changes. But what happened to this emperor? Even if it’s a stallion, you don’t want to go on seeing people?
Although Nie Bufan thinks that he is beautiful and beautiful, he is unparalleled in beauty and outstanding, but he is absolutely upright and sunny, without any enchanting attitude, and no hunger and thirst for men. How could such a talent be so downhearted?
To tell the truth, the emperor’s room skills were good, but for the first time he was psychologically repelled, and he felt stuck in a fishbone.
While thinking, an eunuch's sharp reminder sounded: "Wei Shishu, hurry up. Letting you sleep on the dragon bed is already an extra favor from the emperor. How long do you want to stay?" There was a warning in his tone. And a trace of imperceptible contempt.
Nie Bufan was really going to get up, but when he heard this, he lay down on his back. Folding his hands behind his head, the uncle said: "This bed is barely comfortable, so I decided to lie down again. What's your opinion?"
The **** forbearedly said: "The emperor will go down. If he sees you still lying on the dragon bed, be careful of your head."
"Then wait for him to come back and chop it." Nie Bufan lifted the quilt and turned over and gave him an arrogant back.
The **** stomped his feet, stared at him for a long while, turned his head and said to the people around him: "Come on, drag him down for me."
They will not be polite to this shameless person who seduce the emperor regardless of his status. If it is a woman, there may be the possibility of canonization of a concubine, but a man is at best a shameless imprisonment and has no status at all.
Several eunuchs stepped forward, one pulled his hand and the other pulled his foot, preparing to force people down.
Nie Bufan quickly gripped his shadowless claws, clinging to the bedpost, his legs clamped the dragon quilt, and his mouth was biting the pillow. As soon as the eunuchs dragged, they were dragged out together with the bed. The whole dragon bed was completely unrecognizable, while Nie Bufan hung in the air, steadily competing with the eunuchs.
For a time, chaos in the bedroom.
"What are you doing?" At this moment, the emperor's inaudible voice came.
The eunuchs let go of their hands and were so scared that they immediately saluted and confessed.
Nie Bufan's pulling force disappeared, and he fell back to the bed diagonally. A pair of white and tender legs were still dangling outside the bed, making people want to touch them.
The emperor glanced at a mess, and said nothing. The room was so quiet that people did not dare to breathe.
Nie Bufan loosened the pillow in his mouth, lying on the bed like a mollusk, tilted his head, weakly said: "Brother Emperor, I have been abused."
The emperor... the emperor brother? The emperor twitched his mouth and asked with his chest, "Who abused you?"
The eunuch, who was kneeling on the ground, shivered slightly and wiped his sweat secretly.
"Who else?" Nie Bufan reached out and pointed, "It's you."
"Oh? I?" The emperor walked over slowly and asked condescendingly, "How did I abuse you?"
"You have eaten and wiped it all, and you still don't let people sleep well!" Nie Bufan patted the bed, and said in annoyance, "Isn't it just a bed? Is there anything you can't sleep? Are you stingy?"
The surrounding eunuchs collectively gasped. He dare to say that the emperor is stingy!
The emperor raised his eyebrows and smiled: "Okay, I will sleep with you in the future. Are you satisfied with this?"
Rare? Nie Bufan curled his lips, got up silently, and took the clothes prepared by the **** for him from the bedside and prepared to put it on.
The emperor stretched out his hand and hooked it, and said ill-intentionally: "I like your disheveled appearance, quite amorous, so I don't have to be too formal in my bedroom in the future."
"I'm not cautious at all." Nie Bufan grabbed the clothes, wrapped them around his body, and said cruelly, "I'm just afraid of the cold."
Sure enough, it's not at all formal. The emperor was in a good mood, and the fatigue and pressure accumulated during the court meeting disappeared instantly.
"It's almost noon, hurry up and freshen up and have a meal with me." The emperor touched his head and didn't care about his rudeness.
The eunuchs all breathed a sigh of relief when they heard this. Fortunately, they were relieved of the punishment. At the same time, they secretly surprised the emperor's love for the newcomer. It seems that his attitude towards him will improve slightly in the future.
When the dinner table was opened, Nie Bufan was surprised that the emperor was unexpectedly frugal. Lunch consisted of four dishes and one soup plus a few desserts. As the king of his country, it is really rare.
The **** helped the two prepare food, and the emperor waved his hand to Nie Bufan: "Go ahead, what you want to eat, I will call the Yushanfang to cook it, and I will follow me today."
Nie Bufan consumed too much energy last night, and his stomach is now fertile. He was too hungry and was not polite. He raised his chopsticks and started eating.
The emperor's eyes were smiling, and it was rare for someone to be so comfortable in front of him. He watched Nie Bufan eat deliciously, his appetite was also aroused, and he slowly picked up a piece of meat, and was about to deliver it to his mouth, when a pair of chopsticks suddenly stretched out to knock down his food.
The emperor frowned, a little displeased, and secretly asked whether this person was a bit intolerant? But I heard Nie Bufan shout: "Don't eat, it's poisonous!"
"What?" The emperor's sharp gaze directed at the dishes on the table, and the **** next to him was also inexplicably shocked.
The emperor looked at the chopsticks in his hand again. His chopsticks were made of silver. Generally, the poison would be known at the first try, but now there is nothing unusual. He looked at Nie Bufan suspiciously, but saw that his lips were purplish, his face was pale, he staggered to his feet, and fell to the ground when he was unstable.
The emperor immediately got up to support him, and sternly shouted: "Quickly pass the doctor!"
He hugged Nie Bufan onto the bed, observing his face with a gloomy expression, and then added as if something was happening: "Invite the national teacher."
The **** hurried away.
At this moment, Nie Bufan opened his eyes, pursing his lips and looking depressed.
"How do you feel? What's uncomfortable?" the emperor asked.
Nie Bufan shook his head, looked melancholy at the bed sheet, and sighed, "Hey, I'm not full."
The emperor was speechless. If he hadn't seen that his lips were so purple and black, he would almost think he was fooling around.
In a moment, the imperial physician and the national teacher rushed over.
After the salute, the imperial physician immediately stepped forward to get his pulse, and Fan Luo stood quietly and looked at Nie Bufan. Nie Bufan, who had an ugly face, was still in the mood to wink at him.
"Doctor, how is he?" the emperor asked.
The imperial doctor looked uncertain, and he hesitated for a while, and said: "The emperor, this son's pulse is very peculiar, showing the appearance of death, but he is full of energy. What is even more puzzling is that he is clearly poisoned. There is no sign of deterioration, but it seems to be detoxifying on its own."
"What is a premature elephant? What is a self-detoxification?" The emperor's expression remained unswerving, and he stared sternly at the imperial doctor.
The imperial doctor said nervously: "This son's constitution is very special, rare in the world, and general toxins can't threaten his life. But Yichen's diagnosis, even if he is not poisoned, will die soon."
The emperor was silent for a while, and said to Fan Luo: "Guo Shi, come and see."
The imperial doctor gave up his position, and Fan Luo took the pulse and came to a conclusion that he was almost the same as the imperial doctor.
He asked Nie Bufan: "Do you know your physical condition?"
"Know a little bit." Nie Bufan answered with a smile.
"What's going on?" Fan Luo admits that he has a wide range of knowledge, but he has never seen such symptoms. He can make a clear diagnosis, but he can't diagnose the cause of the condition.
Nie Bufan shrugged and looked at the sky: "Don't be surprised. It's not that I am short-lived, but that my physique is really special. I have been judged from the beginning that I will not live long, but in the end I still live well to the present?"
Fan Luo frowned, dubiously.
The imperial doctor was surprised and stared at Nie Bufan.
"So," the emperor said, "he is not life-threatening?"
"If what he said is true, then there is indeed no life-threatening." Fan Luo said, "As long as the toxins are cleaned up for a while, nothing will happen."
The imperial doctor also nodded to the side.
"Okay, doctor, he will hand it over to you." The emperor stood up, took the national teacher to the hall, and said, "Help me find out what the poison is."
"Yes." Fan Luo looked at the dishes on the table with a thoughtful expression on his face.
The emperor said intently: "For a long time no one has poisoned me, and I don't know who made the move."
"We are about to meet with foreign envoys. At this time, we can't make any branches suddenly. The emperor, please be careful."
The emperor nodded and said with a smile: "Thanks to you for sending me Little Treasure this time, if it weren't for him, I would be the poisoned one."
"The emperor, I don't dare to claim this meritorious service." Fan Luo said lightly, "'Little Treasure' is your own insight into your pocket."
"Haha, what you said is right, my eyes are like torches." The emperor accepted it without humility at all.
He patted Fan Luo on the shoulder and said thoughtfully: "Guo Shi, you are also indispensable. In two days, I will give you a special gift."
Fan Luo glanced sideways at the emperor next to him, for some reason he suddenly had an unknown premonition.
Sure enough, three days later, the emperor sent him a meticulously drawn picture album called "Men's Acacia Picture".
Fan Luo's handsome face, both righteous and evil, has cracks for the first time...
The author has something to say: It is finally sent out, jj is really stuck~~