Bird Dude Nie Bufan Chapter 96: Smell the fragrance to know friends
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Nie Bufan doesn't know what his current situation is, his consciousness is clear, but he can't wake up. From time to time, memories from a long time ago appeared in his mind, as if he was deliberately letting him experience it again as a bystander.
But he can't always live in his memories, right? If he died here, there would be no regrets... Uh, well, frankly, he really couldn't bear to leave.
This is probably the truth about his half-death? Because he haggled hard not to leave.
Hey, I'm sorry, my God, if you give me this chance, I will not smile politely. Nie Bufan thought to himself.
Every day is a dead body, boring, the only fun is to wait for the people in the chicken coop village to visit him. They would talk at his bedside, occasionally touch them, kiss them, and use the opportunity to clean up to wipe the oil.
Nie Bufan sometimes feels like a priest, listening to the confession of the lost lamb every day, sharing their inner secrets, sorrows and joys. It's a pity that he couldn't open his mouth to give them psychological counseling and soothe their wounded hearts.
But he is not without gain, at least he has learned to smell the fragrance and know his friends.
For example, Zhang San, he always conceals the smell of copper plates, sometimes mixed with the fragrance of various vegetables, and it is easy to drool if he smells too much.
Li Si, the breath is as cold as iron, but it is actually a soldering iron to the touch. It must be comfortable to hold in winter, but it's harder.
The best person to hold is Wang Wu, who wears Buddha incense and is suitable for hot and cold. Even if you don't speak, you can feel at ease. He wondered why he had mistaken him and Li Si in the first place? To create such an oolong, forcibly caused a great Buddhist to break the vow. Hey, actually, it's good if it breaks. There’s a saying that doesn’t mean that as long as there is a Buddha in your heart, meat and wine can pass through your intestines, let alone breaking the color precepts? Buddha, his elderly will be considerate.
Furthermore, the lord is big. This guy has a strong sense of existence. From head to toe, he has an invincible arrogance, especially his eyes are as sharp as a sword. Every time I came, I didn't say anything, I just knew that I was glaring at him, probably practicing some kind of long-lost eye power?
The most noisy of these people is probably bad. He could hear his arrogant footsteps before entering the house. After walking in, he was even more eloquent and unforgiving, but he had a sun flower on him. The smell is arrogant, and the smell makes people have the urge to fiddle.
As for Brother Wet, there are only four words: the extravagance is compelling, and he uses precious spices on his body. Of course, after the baptism in Jiwo Village, this choking smell has now faded a lot, replaced by jade-like icy water vapor, he is dignified outside, facing him alone, it is rare warmth. The premise is that he doesn't know that even if he is lethargic, he is actually conscious.
Master, Nie Bufan feels very complicated for him. It’s like seeing a gorgeous peony, thinking about misfortune, but discovering that it’s actually just a fresh snow lotus covered in peony skin. Look It looks evil and charming, but the essence is flawless. This made him tremble, for fear of destroying the last aging boy in the world. Alas, but if you have picked it all, just take it for yourself.
By the way, there is also Taibai. This guy is the best to recognize. His breath of algae makes people feel like being in the sea. Although Taeyeon has no similarities with him in temperament, the smell is very similar. Nie Bufan was willing to admit that they were indeed relatives only when he closed his eyes.
In addition, there are Tiannv and Shen Muran. He knows from other people’s narratives that they seem to have established a romantic relationship. This is the only normal couple in Jiwo Village. It is gratifying and it is rare that they still Did not forget his "matchmaker". When he wakes up, he must give them a big gift.
After distinguishing people, he began to distinguish chickens by smell. But this decision made him regret it, the smell of chicken...I won't describe it. What's even more frightening is that he sees his chickens batch after batch every day, and uses their claws and wings to express their deep concern. If things go on like this, he suspects that he is likely to become a human artwork, or impressionist. Here, he must be grateful for the landslide. If he hadn't cleaned it every day, he would probably be buried in the flying chicken feathers and brilliant chicken shit.
On the tenth day of his drowsiness, a stranger came from Jiwo Village, who was the genius doctor Wei Di invited.
I don't know if it was an illusion, Nie Bufan felt like he was drunk, walking slowly.
He came to the bed, rolled his eyelids, looked at his face, and then asked about his condition, before finally getting his pulse.
The room was silent, and everyone felt nervous. They were all waiting for the result with bated breath.
For a while, the genius seems to have discovered something.
Li Huai was the first to lose his breath, and couldn't wait to ask: "Genius doctor, how is his condition?"
"Huh?" The genius doctor said in a dazed tone, "What did you just say?"
"I was asking how his condition was?" Li Huai repeated it patiently.
"Oh." The genius doctor said lightly, "There is one living dead, there is no rescue."
"It's not saved? What's wrong with your expression just now? Are you excited to see someone dying?" Li Huai was furious.
"Am I excited?" the genius doctor replied innocently.
"Yes!"
Nie Bufan thought to himself, is this genius doctor reliable? Don't you feel the cold air coming out of everyone?
"It's like this." The genius doctor said calmly, "This is the first time the old man has encountered such a ‘healthy’ living dead, so it’s inevitably a little surprised."
"The'healthy' living dead?" Taibai asked in confusion, "What do you mean by this?"
The genius doctor explained: "He is in good physical condition, even healthier than the average person. But the pulse is strange, showing signs of premature death. The old man suspects that the cause is in his head."
"In the head?" Everyone said in unison, their faces a little ugly.
The genius doctor nodded and continued: "Exactly. The disease in the skull is the most difficult to treat. If you can't find the specific disease, any treatment is useless."
"What should I do?" Zhang Junshi asked worriedly.
The genius doctor showed an expression of excitement that could not be suppressed again, and proposed: "If you agree, the old man will come and perform a craniotomy for him."
"Craniotomy?" Li Yi immediately vetoed, "Absolutely not! Can a person survive if the first skull is broken?"
"Really ignorant." The genius doctor contemptuously said, "Just opening a person's head will not kill you, just like an ordinary trauma. As long as there is no internal damage, the wound will slowly heal."
"How can you guarantee that he will not damage his head?" Li Yi's eyes were cold, and he expressed deep doubts about the doctor's medical skills.
Zhang Junshi and others also disagree with craniotomy.
The genius doctor shrugged and said disapprovingly: "Since you disagree, the old man will not force it, but if you die, don't regret it."
Everyone is hesitant.
The genius doctor squinted at them, smiling without saying a word.
Nie Bufan shouted in his heart: Comrades, hold on! No craniotomy!
"Let's think about it." Wang Wu said.
The genius doctor nodded and said lightly: "Try to make up your mind as quickly as possible, otherwise the old man can't guarantee how long he will last."
Damn it! He is clearly energetic, but temporarily in a recessive state. Nie Bufan was emotional, and various villains were crazy in his mind.
The genius doctor seemed to be aware of something and squeezed Mai's hand trivially on his wrist a few times.
"I hope that the genius doctor can give us a description of the specific process of craniotomy." Wang Wu continued, "The risk of craniotomy is too high. It is unheard of in the past and present. We must ensure that nothing goes wrong."
"Haha." The genius doctor smiled, "Is there any cure in this world that is foolproof?"
"It must be foolproof for him!" Wang Wu's tone was beyond doubt.
The genius doctor fell silent.
Nie Bufan gave Wang Wu a thumbs up in his heart.
After a while, the genius doctor stood up and said, "Well, the old man will be fully prepared. You can think about it in the two days."
After speaking, he walked out leisurely.
"Is there really no other way?" Zhang Junshi shook Nie Bufan's hand, worried.
The rest did not speak, and the atmosphere was a little dull.
"It's extraordinary, can't you wake up by yourself?" Zhang Junshi said helplessly, "Usually you can toss so much, how come you can't do it at a critical moment?"
You can’t do it, I can do it! Nie Bufan retorted indignantly.
"This guy has always been strong outsiders." Li Yi said poisonously.
Good, you Li Si, the village chief remembers you!
"Brother, I think he should be thrown into the chicken coop, maybe he will heal without medicine the next day." Li Huai interrupted, "I always think he is just a chicken essence."
Essence of chicken? Is he such a low-grade breed? At least he is also a chicken god! And what the **** did you suggest? Who would be stupid enough to do such a thing?
Unexpectedly, no one in the room retorted. Didn't they really have this plan? Hey, cheer up, don't lose your IQ like this, okay?
"Perhaps, I can really try." Zhang Junshi hesitated.
"..." Nie Bufan was speechless, he really could only be speechless.
Li Huai saw that there was support, and continued to warn him: "There is no loss anyway, and the worst result is to maintain the status quo."
"What do you think?" Li Yi looked at Wang Shichan.
Wang Shichan pondered for a while, then nodded: "Okay, try it."
Hello! Nie Bufan was crazy, all kinds of messy, and his muscles were tight.
"Look, he has a reaction!" Tai white eyes.
The national teacher came forward to check for a while, and calmly said: "Initially, I thought your proposal was a bit absurd, but now it seems that it really has some effect."
"This is the first time he has such an obvious reaction in so many days." Li Huai said in surprise, "Don't hesitate, let's try it today!"
Everyone agreed.
Nie Bufan beat his chest in his heart: Are you still human? Still?
The author has something to say: Hahaha, I am satisfied to see the angry comments from everyone.
It's extraordinary, the glory of your life and death, don't worry! (The author waved~~)