I Just Won’t Play by the Book Chapter 199: Are you showing off your wealth with me?

Choose three, Jiang Beiran put down the memorial and looked to the side and said: "Qifu, go and send me Zhang Jin."

"Comply with the purpose."

Shen Qifu immediately left the meditation hall after speaking, and went on errands.

He took out a new memorial and opened it, Jiang Beiran couldn't help shaking his head and sighed.

Jiang Beiran once thought that the emperor's all-night review of the memorial was because government affairs were important, so he had to finish it quickly.

But when he reviewed the memorials by himself, he realized that these memorials were better than the [sign in] [Lanzhou sesame seed cake] [Lanzhou sesame seed cake] in the post bar.

One of the memorials that annoys Jiang Beiran the most is.

Zhu Jinling of XX: [Emperor, how are you? 】

Zhang Zheng: [The emperor, how are you? 】

The city superintendent of XX: [Emperor, how are you? 】

‘I’m so good about your mother...’

Furthermore, as Taifu Shu said, these memorials have to be politely answered [I'm fine] Go back, otherwise I will go back to something else, or ask them not to submit such boring memorials in the future, it is easy to get Frighten those officials, make them panic all day long, and thus have no intention of holding power.

But Jiang Beiran doesn't care about this, he doesn't have this psychological quality. You are an official, so as long as you see this kind of memorial, Jiang Beiran will let them stop making such nonsense.

There is also someone who likes to be a weather reporter.

Jiancheng XX: Master Qizheng, this is the weather conditions in Yongli County and other places.

Sunny on the first day, rain on the second day, rain on the third day...

Then I wrote about the weather conditions for a full month.

Jiang Beiran really doesn't understand what's the reward for this? You have a rain disaster, just say no to the drought.

In addition to this kind of pure "water stickers" memorial that made Jiang Beiran hot, the eloquent writing of thousands of words and rainbow fart also made Jiang Beiran disgusting.

Because all the memorials must start with two long farts, like Qianqiu Shengshou, Wanshou Wujiang, Shou and Tianqi, you always have to come first, and then add some singing sentences, eloquent. A few hundred words passed.

But I'm afraid that after reading these rainbow farts, there will be no substance behind it, which is purely a waste of time.

Generally, after reading this kind of memorial, Jiang Beiran’s first feeling is, ‘I killed you...’

Although he has already said that officials from all over the country should stop submitting such memorials, there are always those who are far away and haven’t received any news yet, or think that they’re not good enough, and those who make the emperor angry are still still there. Present this kind of memorial on the above.

For example, this one before Jiang Beiran.

【The emperor grants a decree of grace, the slave is grateful, it is impossible to accept it, the emperor’s grace is endless, how to express the humble slave, it is also difficult to express the gratitude, the humble slave respects the grace of the emperor Holy Zuren, higher than the sky, Deeper than the earth, Entong recreates...]

Seeing this, Jiang Beiran felt a bit wrong, and after reading the memorial with ten lines, he couldn't help but sigh.

"Good guy..."

This memorial turned out to be to thank him for the memorial that did not allow officials to submit this kind of beard and slap, and then he used the slid beard and slapped horse to express that he would not slap his beard and slapped horses again in the future.

'Very good... Da Sinong, right? I'll use you as a typical operation next time. '

Throwing the memorial aside, Jiang Beiran took a new one again.

Half an hour later, Shen Qifu ran back to the meditation hall, knelt down and shouted: "The emperor, Zhang Lushu is also waiting outside."

"Passed in."

"Comply with the purpose."

"The Biography Book Let Zhang Jin Enter the Temple!"

Following Shen Qifu’s summons, a minister walked into the meditation hall and knelt down to salute: "Weichen Zhang Jin knocks on your Majesty, long live my emperor."

"Take off the official uniform." Jiang Beiran said without looking up.

Zhang Jin was taken aback, a little inexplicable, looked up at the emperor, and then at the father-in-law next to him, but no one told him why.

"I don't know what the Weichen has committed, I am angry..."

"Should I say it the second time?" Jiang Beiran put down the memorial and asked Zhang Jin.

"Weichen... Follow the order."

After talking, Zhang Jin got up and took off his official uniform. Although he was very angry, he didn't dare to show anything on his face.

When Zhang Jin took off the official uniform, Jiang Beiran glanced at him and said: "Continue to take off."

Zhang Jin was startled again, but this time he didn't dare to say more, he took off the cotton-padded jacket directly.

Until Zhang Jin took off only one single coat, Jiang Beiran said: "Shougui."

"The minion is here." Wang Shougui next to him immediately responded.

"Go and open the doors of the temple and open them all."

"Comply with the purpose."

Without any doubt, Wang Shougui immediately opened all the doors of the Meditation Hall.

"Call~Call~"

A gust of cold wind blew into the house in an instant, and the golden body of the mortal fetus, who was in middle age, could not withstand the cold without wearing winter clothes, and soon curled up The body shivered.

"Snee!"

When Zhang Jin sneezed out his first sneeze, Jiang Beiran looked up again and said: "Is it cold?"

"Cold..." Zhang Jin replied with trembling lips.

Throwing the memorial I just placed next to Zhang Jin, Jiang Beiran shouted: "In the memorial that you submitted, it is written that you can slow down the cotton wool matter in Zhangyun County. Very good, as long as you can do it like this. When I kneel down to go to court tomorrow, I will grant your request!"

Zhang Jin's eyes widened suddenly, and he kowtowed: "The emperor, this is not what the Weichen wanted. It is really that the Weichen couldn't find so much cotton wool to supply the people for a while."

"Can't find it? If I can do this by another person, what will you do?"

"Weichen...knowing what's wrong."

"I will give you seven days. If you can't raise the cotton wool, next time it won't be as simple as kneeling here to blow the air, step back!"

"Thanks your Majesty Longen, Weichen retires."

In Zhang Jin's memorial just now, the words can be said to be quite sincere, various difficulties in expressing oneself, if it were not for the system prompts, Jiang Beiran almost believed him.

‘These dog officials, if they don’t have the skills, they will cry poor all day long, so what's the use of these wastes! ’

With emotion in his heart, Jiang Beiran looked at Wang Shougui and said: "Close the door."

"Comply with the purpose."

When the wind gradually subsided, Jiang Beiran thought for a moment, and then continued to review the memorial just now.

"The emperor."

Just as Jiang Beiran finished reviewing a memorial and put it on the table, Mu Yao came over and shouted at Jiang Beiran.

"What's the matter?" Jiang Beiran raised his eyes and asked.

"I...no, slave... slave..."

"Don't force yourself if you don't want to call yourself a slave and maid. If you have something to say."

After getting along during this period of time, Mu Yao's pride has been worn away a lot. Apart from refusing to call herself a slave, she will also do other things that the maids should do.

"Thank the emperor, go to Longen." After saluting Jiang Beiran, Mu Yao continued: "I have read a lot of books these days, but the more I read, the more confused I get."

"So what?"

"When the Emperor tomorrow is studying with the Tai Fu...Can I also participate in it?"

Glancing at Mu Yao, Jiang Beiran said with a sullen face: "Is it because I gave you too many privileges that made you forget about yourself?"

Looking at Jiang Beiran's gloomy face, Mu Yao lowered her head in shock.

"Since you have read so many books, then I ask you, what is Taifu?"

Mu Yao replied: "One of the three males, the emperor's teacher."

"Are you the emperor?"

"May..."

"But what?"

Listening to Jiang Beiran raising her voice, Mu Yao was shocked in an instant.

"Nothing, I know I was wrong."

"Don't have another time, let's step back."

Jiang Beiran finished speaking and was about to continue reading the memorial, only to find that Mu Yao was still standing in front of him.

"What else?"

Mu Yao clenched her hands, and kept muttering in her heart: "He can't beat me, he can't beat me, he can't beat me..."

Then he raised his head and looked directly at Jiang Beiran, but when he saw Jiang Beiran's somewhat impatient expression, he broke the power in one second and lowered his head again.

‘Really! Why! Recently, it has become more and more impossible to talk to him equally. I must have been afraid that he would push me down with Dad! So I really think of him as a big dad, right! Blame the big daddy! ’

Convinced herself in her heart, Mu Yao said like a mosquito: "But...but I really want to learn it too, or...the emperor will you teach me?" Jiang Beiran's face grew gloomy. Later, Mu Yao waved her hand and said: "I won't let the emperor teach you for nothing! Can I change lines with Fabor?"

Hearing the word "Magic Weapon", Jiang Beiran's heart moved.

To say that this magic weapon is really not so good, he hasn't opened it for half a year since he mixed from the two big bosses of black and white to two yellow-level magic weapons in the Moon Sect Incident last time.

If you want to practice it yourself, the materials and equipment are not enough. After all, the materials and equipment that can be practiced in the world are extremely rare, and extremely rare means that they are connected to danger.

Entering an auction house like Jiang Beiran can trigger prefecture-level options. If you take the initiative to find these good things, it is estimated that the heaven-level options will hit your face every minute.

So when he heard Mu Yao say that he would change the Fabao with him, he was still a little moved.

After all, the two yellow-level magic weapons he got before are very suitable for him.

"What magic weapon do you have?" Jiang Beiran asked.

Seeing Jiang Beiran letting go, Mu Yao said: "Then let's discuss it, okay... You teach me first, and when I can learn it, you can ask Dad for a yellow-level magic weapon you want, you What do you think?"

‘Want to be an empty glove white wolf with me? ’

Forcibly resisting Mu Yao's face, Jiang Beiran said: "I also can't understand. You are the daughter of the demon leader, don't you have a magic weapon with you?"

"Yes, yes, but it's a mysterious magic weapon. Dad wouldn't let me give it to others."

‘You **** show off your wealth with me! ? ’

With a roar in his heart, Jiang Beiran despised these second generations countless times in his heart. He knew nothing, but he could easily obtain a mysterious magic weapon.

‘I’m so handsome and can do everything. It’s harder to get a yellow magic weapon than to climb to the sky. ’

‘It’s not fair, it’s not fair! ! ! ’

Unacceptable, but Jiang Beiran was not willing to let the opportunity in front of him slip away, so he pondered for a moment and asked: "Are you sure you can ask your big daddy for a yellow magic weapon? Or is it in my mind? Of?"

"It is possible, it is possible, Dad can hurt me." Mu Yao nodded vigorously.

"Well... Are you sure you want to use a yellow magic weapon in exchange for me to teach you the emperor's learning?"

"Yes, very willing!" Mu Yao nodded again.

‘Wu Zetian from the other world, you...’

However, Jiang Beiran was not afraid of Mu Yao's usurpment, or if Mu Yao could be the emperor for him, it would be too late for him to be happy.

Looking at Mu Yao's extremely eager expression, Jiang Beiran finally agreed: "There is nothing to say, I want you to sign and draw."

"Good!"

The "IOU" was written in black and white, and Jiang Beiran received it and said: "What do you want to learn?"

"Ah, this is the beginning?" Mu Yao said, thinking about it seriously, and finally replied: "I want to learn how to let the people eat and find a local doctor when sick."

After taking a look at Mu Yao, Jiang Beiran sometimes admires her innocence.

"First of all, you must understand that you alone cannot make the people all over the world eat full, so you must let all the court ministers understand a truth, that is, only let the people eat. Their black hats can be kept, and vice versa, they can’t even keep their heads."

Mu Yao nodded again and again. During this period of time, she watched Jiang Beiran deal with various government affairs and scolded ministers every day. It can be said that Jiang Beiran was most convinced about the emperor.

If they are reasonable and they don't understand, then you have to think of something to make them understand. "Jiang Beiran said, stood up from the dragon chair, and continued: "Of course, all of this must be based on how you truly understand how to rule a country. "

"How can I really understand how to rule a country?" Mu Yao questioned ~IndoMTL.com~taking history as a mirror. "

"Take history as a mirror..." Mu Yao muttered to herself, "Oh, no wonder so many deeds of the past dynasties when reading books."

"Yes, it is the easiest way to learn from the past experience, extract the essence after summing up, and get rid of the dross. Tell me, what is your current view of the dynasty."

"Well..." Mu Yao thought for a long time, and finally lowered her head and said: "It's too complicated... but I don't know how to express it."

"Okay, then I will teach you the first lesson now." Jiang Beiran said and took a few books from the table and put them in front of Mu Yao: "After reading these books, I will tell you what the country is like. Formed."

Mu Yao's eyes lit up, she picked up her book and said happily: "Okay, I get it!"

Looking at Mu Yao running to the side to read a book, Jiang Beiran sat back in the dragon chair again and read the memorial.

The morning of the second day ended and Jiang Beiran had just returned to the meditation hall. Mu Yao couldn't wait to find him, but Jiang Beiran waved to him and said, "I'll talk about it later."

Mu Yao, who knew Jiang Beiran was about to handle official duties, nodded, walked out, and bowed to Tai Fu Shugang who passed her by.

Looking at Shu Gang coming in, Jiang Beiran said: "Taifu, I have already told the officials about the almanac. I believe it won't take long for the people to receive it."

For the vast majority of people, farming is their top priority, so spring plowing is the most important time. According to the Taifu, if you want to make the people feel attached to the court again, you can remind them to cultivate in time, don’t The almanac that missed the farm time is a good treasure.

After listening to Shu Gang, he immediately saluted Jiang Beiran and said: "The emperor's admonition is like a stream, and it is the blessing of the people of the world!"