Cthulhu Gonfalon Chapter 143:

When Maduo started to scold him, Sui Xiong understood why his friends would say that his mouth was poisonous and offended.

Friends are still friends after all, so they are more polite. In Sui Xiong's view, how can this be described as "mouth poison", it is basically the swearing in the funny movie "Nine Grade Sesame Officials"!

I just listened to him crackling and talking endlessly, cursing at least two or three hundred words in one breath, and there was not a single sentence repeated. Not only that, he finished cursing in one breath, the middle-aged man just wanted to answer it, but he took a breath and then cursed again. The jiligulu was almost two or three hundred words without repetition... This cycle repeated two or three times. It's a magical skill, and it's admirable.

And the words he scolded were really tricky and vicious, greeting each other's limbs, relatives, all kinds of concerns, all kinds of curiosity, all kinds of questions, all kinds of inferences... Only the middle-aged man was pale and short of breath. In the end, his body swayed and sat on the stone steps. If it weren't for the helper or his subordinates to take care of him, he would be scolded and fainted.

Seeing him being scolded so badly, Sui Xiong couldn't help but think of a funny video that he had watched on the Internet-Zhuge Liang scolded Wang Lang to death. That video is based on the clips in the TV series "Romance of the Three Kingdoms", interspersed with many curse scenes from various film and television animation works, and finally synthesized a hodgepodge. In the video, Zhuge Liang incarnates various appearances, using various languages ​​and tricks to scold Wang Lang over and over. Wang Lang was interrupted when he tried to repay him several times, but he reluctantly responded with a more brutal and inhuman curse. In the end, he was scolded like blood. The fountain is alive and dead on the spot.

If this curse king Maduo Kong travels to the earth, even if he does not have magic, the knowledge he has learned here will be useless. His mouth alone will be enough to settle down and become famous. Can become a generation of celebrities-maybe he can really scold people to death...

Thinking of this, Sui Xiong couldn't help laughing.

He's laughing here, Maddo can't make a laugh. The middle-aged man who was scolded by him to faint was not an ordinary person, and he was considered powerful and powerful. There was a conflict between the two sides, so the other side came to tear down his stage. If it was just arguing with each other and cursing, it was all right, but when the person fainted after being scolded by him, the bodyguards would naturally take action. While they rushed to send their boss for medical treatment, they rushed forward in a hurry, trying to catch Maduo.

These bodyguards didn't intend to hurt others, they just wanted to catch Maduo for the time being, and wait until the diagnosis result of their boss came out.

According to the practice of Grey Tower City, as long as the middle-aged person is not in any serious trouble, this matter will pass, nothing more than an addition to the glorious record of "The King of the Street". But if the middle-aged person's condition is worse, and even gets scolded to death, Maduo will inevitably be in a big trouble.

Of course, wherever the good-hearted camp prevails, you always have to be reasonable in doing things, and it is impossible to do anything wrong with power. But "reasonable" also has a certain degree. Swearing at the street is purely due to being weak and indifferent. This is an explanation. Two people swearing at the street is like a fight, and cursing a person to death is like beating someone to death. This is also an explanation.

If it is the former explanation, Maduo is nothing more than losing money. After months of confinement in the sky, it is nothing to him, who is young and strong and has a wealth of wealth-after all, it is also a life lawsuit. It is already light to be able to solve it at this price. But if it is the latter explanation, I am afraid that he will pay his life.

Mado and his friends naturally understood this, and suddenly judged that if the middle-aged person died, the possibility of the latter situation would be higher. So of course they won't be caught honestly, but they will do it immediately and try to get out.

As long as people can escape, whether it’s "seriously injured in the conflict" or "out to do scientific research and haven't come back yet", it's a way to fool the problem. Not to mention that the middle-aged man may not die. Even if he dies, he cannot be convicted of the multiple crimes of "seriously wounded". As for "going out for scientific research", things may turn around after ten or eight years. , Even if there is no turning point, Imado’s talent, maybe just change the place to live...

Murdering and absconding are not uncommon in any world. Guan Yu, a famous general of the Three Kingdoms, regarded as a symbol of loyalty by the Chinese, had murdered and escaped back then. After he became famous, no one had seen anyone care about it with him.

The legal system of this world is not much better than that of the Three Kingdoms era. Even if it is a felony murder, as long as you can escape and never return for a lifetime, then most of them will be fine. Back then, Gerald and the others killed a viscount Afterwards, apart from a wanted warrant, there was no other way to get him.

If things go on like this, Maduo will probably really be desperate and start a life of ups and downs. It's just that since Sui Xiong saw it, he couldn't help taking care of it. With a wave of his tentacle, an invisible divine power fell on the middle-aged man who was being carried by the bodyguards and wanted to be sent to the temple for treatment. So the middle-aged man who had already fainted in anger and was about to die soon let out a long moan and regained consciousness.

"Boss! The boss is awake!"

"How are you?"

The bodyguards and helpers hurried to ask what happened, the middle-aged man opened his eyes and looked at the mess around him, shook his head, and sighed.

"Maduo Kong, your mouth is stinky as dung, and you will die on your mouth sooner or later!" He saw Maduo who was being guarded by his friends and confronting two bodyguards, and couldn't help but cursed feebly. Two sentences, then waved his hand, and said to the bodyguards, "Don't pay attention to this bastard, let's go! I don't feel very comfortable. I have to go home and rest."

Naturally, the bodyguards will not go against the wishes of their boss and hurriedly leave behind him. So a conflict was eliminated, but Maduo's speech was also disrupted, and it was almost a waste.

Mado looked very depressed, even if his friends persuaded him to do nothing. He refused the invitation of his friends and went home alone, planning to sort out the information and continue to do some analysis and comparison.

But before he took a few steps, he heard a voice from the bottom of his heart.

"Your research is very interesting. Are you interested in doing more in-depth research?"

Mado stopped and looked around in doubt, but didn't see anything special.

"Who are you?" He asked in a low voice~IndoMTL.com~It doesn't matter who I am, the important thing is that I am very interested in your research. Sui Xiong replied, "However, your research is too biased." I think you should study how to eat healthily, how to adjust your diet to suit different people... Are you interested in studying this? "

"That requires the assistance of a lot of volunteers, as well as investigating around the world, and a lot of food and manpower...I don't have this condition." Maduo replied.

"These are not questions, I can provide them. But are you interested in doing this kind of research?"

"Of course!" Maduo laughed, "Such research is much more valuable than my current chuckles!"

Sui Xiong nodded and laughed.

A few days later, with the help of Sui Xiong, Maduo, who had arranged the affairs of his family, arrived at the largest restaurant in Nether City through a fixed-point teleportation.

He will be the assistant of "Gourmet" Milomon and assist this legendary powerhouse in research on food and health. (To be continued.)