Zombie Brother Chapter 294: I don’t know if I am a guest in my dream
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Du, a chalk head hit Bai Xiaofei's head, and the Chinese teacher stood on the podium, staring at Bai Xiaofei: "Bai Xiaofei, you can, in broad daylight, I just fell asleep in the classroom, do you want the teacher to give it to you? Pass a pillow?"
Bai Xiaofei half-opened his mouth, looked left and right, jumped up suddenly, crashing, and bumped the book and pencil case on the table to the ground: "What's the matter? Where is the magician of the dark day? Go? Damn, Hamm, the **** dog, lied to me!"
The classroom was quiet for a while, and there was a bang, and the classmates burst into laughter, "Bai Xiaofei, what new game did you play last night, what dark day magician, and hellhound, why don’t we know? Is there this game?" Xiaopang yelled, sitting next to him. It's just that this chubby is not that chubby, he was still small at the time, but his face was round and he looked cute.
Bai Xiaofei scratched his head: "Little Fatty, how did this come back? Didn't we just wipe out a group of double-headed snakes?"
The laughter in the classroom became louder, and Xiaopang pointed his thumb at Bai Xiaofei: "Brother, remember to pull me to fight monsters in my dreams, two brothers in the same world."
The Chinese teacher was almost out of anger, and slapped the blackboard vigorously with the pointer: "Bai Xiaofei, get out, stand at the door of the classroom, and reflect on it!"
Bai Xiaofei stood up--he found out that he was wearing the uniform of elementary school and his stature had returned to the appearance of a child--he actually became a pupil again.
Bai Xiaofei stood at the door of the classroom, looking around, yes, this is the township elementary school that he had read when he was a child, the runway paved with cinders, when it's sunny, dusty, there is no net on the table made of cement table Son, I don’t know who put a few red bricks, it will be used as a separation net.
He looked down at his thin arms and legs--what's going on? I clearly remembered chasing the magician of the dark day. After passing through a few mirrors, the magician of the dark day suddenly disappeared, and then he ignored the mirror and slammed into the mirror--even if the mirror smashed, he couldn't hurt himself--but , Why did I go back to elementary school?
Is this the magic of the Dark Sun Magician? Let yourself enter a psychedelic dream.
Bai Xiaofei tried to pinch his thigh, ah, it hurts, he buzzed and inhaled, it didn't seem to be a dream.
The bell rang, the get out of class bell rang, the Chinese teacher dragged the get out of class for a while, the students rushed out, Xiaopang rushed to Bai Xiaofei, patted his shoulder vigorously: "Xiaofei, what did you just do? I have a dream, it seems to be fun, let’s listen to it?"
Bai Xiaofei stared at Xiaopang hesitantly: "I dreamed that we grew up and I was with you side by side--there are other partners fighting with the bad guys together."
There was another roar of laughter in the corridor, and the classmates pushed Bai Xiaofei: "You have you, Bai Xiaofei, you have thin arms and thin legs, and you fight with bad guys. Hahaha, you guys who have been practicing since childhood Has the ancestral kungfu finally awakened?"
Bai Xiaofei raised his arm and looked at it, smiling bitterly. Indeed, when he was in elementary school, he was really too thin, so he was stronger than hemp.
At this moment, a small hand suddenly came over from the group of classmates, grabbed Bai Xiaofei, pulled him out of the crowd, and ran away. Just as Bai Xiaofei was about to break free, he suddenly saw that pull. Holding the familiar back of his hand, he was immediately stunned and followed foolishly.
Behind, there was a roar of classmates: "Oh, Bai Xiaofei, your wife is here to protect you again. Don't cry when you go home."
Little Fatty yelled: "Come on, you guys, you know that you bully Bai Xiaofei, Xiao Wei has a good conscience, and only protects Bai Xiaofei, what daughter-in-law is not a daughter-in-law."
Bai Xiaofei can't hear anything. His eyes are just staring at the front blankly. That hair fluttering in the wind, that's Xiao Wei.
Yes, why did I forget that when I returned to elementary school, besides my best friend, Xiaowei, Xiao Wei was with me.
Xiao Wei took Bai Xiaofei's hand and came to the small woods next to the playground. She turned her head, her face was a little red because of a rush of walking, and she panted slightly: "Xiao Fei, why do you doze off in class? Yes? Before the teacher hit your chalk head, I kicked your chair back several times, and you didn’t wake up. What did you do last night? So tired?"
Bai Xiaofei stared at Xiaowei's face in a daze--she really remembered what she looked like when she was in elementary and high school. At that time, she didn't have short hair, but two braids. When she first transferred to school, Xiaowei sat in front of her and tied her braid with the back of the chair with a rope. When Xiaowei stood up to answer the teacher’s question, the tied braid made her cry, and she paid for it. The teacher hit the palm of her hand, and Xiao Wei was also transferred to her back row.
As a result, Xiaowei found herself afterwards. She said that she was so scared that she cried when her pigtails were tied, and it didn’t hurt, but Bai Xiaofei’s two palms were swollen high and swollen by the teacher’s ruler, and she must have broken. I also gave myself a bottle of white flower oil, saying that it can remove the bruises after wiping it.
At that time, I was such a bastard. I smashed the white flower oil on the ground in front of Xiao Wei and scolded her for hypocrisy.
It’s just that Xiaowei’s heart is so kind, and slowly, she fell in love with her...
Xiao Wei raised her hand and shook it in front of Bai Xiaofei's eyes: "Xiaofei, what are you in a daze? You are so weird today."
Bai Xiaofei let out a cry and scratched his head: "I, I'm thinking about when I first met you. Xiaowei, am I a **** before?"
Xiao Wei smiled and said, "What did you say about what he did? In fact, you are not bad, but because you are too thin, you are always bullied by your classmates, so you are weird, wanting to scare people, saying, "I am bad." I’m afraid of someone’s child. In fact, what you did was just a prank, tying a girl’s braids, putting a snake in someone’s pencil box, and it didn’t really hurt anyone. Don’t say anything else, during the exam. , You obviously don’t know how to do it, and you don’t want to cheat and copy my answers like Xiaopang did. It shows that you are a good person."
Bai Xiaofei touched his nose--that's not that I don't want to copy your answer, but because the invigilator is watching so closely, I can't cheat--well, Xiaowei is too kind.
Xiao Wei suddenly took out a handkerchief and opened it. There was a piece of black rice cake inside. She smiled and handed it to Bai Xiaofei: "Taste it, I made it by myself."
Bai Xiaofei took the black rice cake and took a big bite. It was tangy and sweet. It was so delicious--Could it be said that he dreamed that the corpse brother virus broke out in H city, and he was fighting with all kinds of brutal corpse brothers, really Just a dream? It's so bizarre.