Five Frozen Centuries: Fanwai 13: Observation Diary of Land People
"This is an interesting creature. I call it: ‘couple’. This is a very common creature on the ground. Usually we can observe this creature in universities and schools.
Couples are very beautiful. Males are called boyfriends and females are called girlfriends.
Living creatures like couples like to live in a place called ‘network’. They move to the ‘network’ through a tool called ‘mobile phone’ and communicate with a tool called ‘chat device’.
Couples are most commonly found in small woods, libraries, unmanned grasslands, and damaged street lights in such dim and humid places.
Couples, peace-loving creatures, don’t usually fight for territory. Once a creature named ‘Little San’ intervenes, one of the lovers will become brave and aggressive. And when the couple is dismantled by a creature like Xiaosan, the one left behind will form a new couple with Xiaosan, and the person who left will form a new couple with a creature called'spare tire', and of course it may completely change. Into a strange creature called'single'.
A small number of couples will evolve into beings like husbands and wives after experiencing various kinds of'houses','cars', and'beautiful gifts'. Such creatures as couples are completely different from couples. They need to live together. Planted in a nest called a'family', and gave birth to a creature called a'baby' in the nest. The baby will eventually undergo the four transformations of'infant','children','youth' and'adult' under the nurturing of husband and wife. Period, and finally, formed a new couple with another person. "
This is an undersea man who is learning new knowledge by using knowledge sales, but his learning is stopped with the sound of a "click!"
He frowned: "What are you doing? You are a waste of my money!"
The one who interrupted the male submarine was a female submarine, and the female submarine said: "I'm going to land soon, what's the matter with wasting some submarine currency? When we come back, we will get a lot of money!"
The two talked constantly and consumed the air constantly, so they kept paying the money from the people on the bottom of the sea.
The male undersea man asked: "What can you do with me?"
The female submarine said: "The matter on the ground has been three hundred years old. We are going to replace the other two observers, but I have not been able to contact them!"
"Boring!" The man said uncomfortably, "Just because this kind of thing bothers me, even if I can't get in touch, we don't need to contact them. They are dead or do not plan to go back to the bottom of the sea. Relationship, we just need to complete our task, and then come back to the bottom of the sea!"
The female undersea man glared at the male undersea man: "What are you talking about? We need the last observer to provide us with shelter, and to spread common sense of mankind, otherwise how do we survive on the ground?"
The male undersea man seems to know the seriousness of the problem, he said: "I remember the names of the two observers are Wei Tong and Li Xiu? You can't contact them by traditional methods, then use that epic. Level props?"
The female undersea man shook her head: "Let's go to the sea first. There may be less interference there."
"Cut!" The male undersea man cursed in a low voice, and then went to the surface with the female undersea man.
The female undersea man asked: "What were you studying just now?"
The male undersea man replied: "The Landman Observation Diary" is about to go to the ground, so I want to check the information."
The female undersea man reacted: "Oh, ah, isn't that a work written by a professor of anthropology, but he left the sea for only five days on land. Did he really see the whole picture of land people?"
The male undersea man said: "The changes in the land environment are not suitable for us to give birth. It is really unlucky for me to stay in that place for a hundred years!"
"Puff!"
The two undersea men left the sea with some kind of undersea tool. They began to fly to the nearest continent. The earth has not been stopped, and Wei Huo is only in the sixth grade of elementary school.
"Call the observer!" the male undersea man urged.
The female undersea people frowned: "Still can't get in touch! Strange, did they encounter something unexpected?"
The male undersea man sneered and said: "There are still unforeseen encounters in places like land, and death deserves it!"
The female undersea people said dissatisfied: "They are also our compatriots, how can you say that? Oh, wait, I got in touch, and I still have to leave the sea!"
The vehicles of the two people skyrocketed, and then flew quickly in a certain direction. Soon, they landed on a small island that was only a few hundred square meters in size, and it was bare on it. There was nothing, but at last there was a person standing on the island.
Two seamen got off the vehicle, and the female seamen said: "Senior, we are here to replace your observers!"
The man was a middle-aged male man. He turned around, and then said, "Time shouldn't come yet."
The female undersea person said: "Because we have been unable to contact you, we plan to come up to see the situation. After all, we need to exchange information. If we can't find you, we will be in trouble!"
The middle-aged man handed out a note: "Take this."
The female undersea man asked: "What is this?"
The middle-aged man said: "An address, when the time is up, go there, where you can find the information you need."
The male undersea man said coldly: "What kind of attitude is this? The handover procedure is originally the rule between observers. If you are so perfunctory, I will tell the Observer Association."
The middle-aged man said: "Whatever, I won't go back to the bottom of the sea."
The two seamen were taken aback, and the male seamen even asked: "Do you know what you are talking about?"
The middle-aged man said: "I know very well."
The male undersea man sneered: "Ah, it turns out that it’s like this. It doesn’t matter. Since you don’t perform your duties as observers, then we can take your place as soon as possible, right, come to land early, finish three hundred years earlier, and then return to me. I won’t stay in a ghost place like the bottom of the sea, land, and so on!"
Different from the male undersea people, the female undersea people noticed something wrong, she asked: "Why? Why don't you get under the sea?"
The middle-aged man said: "I won't tell you the specific reason, Li Xiu and I...we are going to the stars!"
The male undersea man said: "Wait~IndoMTL.com~What do you mean..."
The middle-aged man said: “I’m not going back to the bottom of the sea. Although I have been an observer for 300 years, I can get a huge sum of money, but it’s meaningless to me. I can’t even breathe. To survive in the world of fees, I am also a loser in that world anyway, but on land... I like it better."
The undersea people seem to want to say something, but the middle-aged man’s cell phone rang suddenly, and he connected the phone, and a naive voice rang in the phone: “Dad, the teacher wants us to bring school uniforms and vaccine fees; Dad, the teacher wants us to prepare a handmade product; Dad, the teacher wants us to make an ecological ball; Dad, the teacher said that I can’t remember my last name, how about my surname and my mother’s last name?"
Middle-aged man: "..."
The two undersea people looked surprised and confused. They said, "Dad? Wei Tong, you..."
The middle-aged man said: "This is the situation, you know, I am very busy now, so let's go first, bye!"
After speaking, the middle-aged man rose into the air and flew into the distance.