The Unconventional Legend Chapter 389: Please listen, cross talk: Xiaoduo tells stories

　　　　 "The story is like this..."

　　 Zuo Xiaoduo said vividly: "In the past, there was an unusually generous person. Because he had more poor friends, there were more people who came to eat at his house. This is no way to live a rich life. It's all like this. There are too many people stalking wool. As the saying goes, no one can live in the poor and busy cities, and the rich have distant relatives in the mountains."

　　 Li Chenglong: "Uncle said that is really good. One sentence tells you everything about life, and you can learn it well."

　　 Zuo Xiaoduo: "In the beginning, these poor friends went to the rich people’s home to eat, and they brought something with them, so they could also block their faces... The rich naturally wouldn’t care about what the poor friends brought... No matter what you bring, it’s not as valuable as a meal at home. So, don’t care."

　　 Li Chenglong: "This is benevolence and righteousness; the so-called character, the so-called persistence, and the so-called ethics are really evident in this rich man."

　　 Zuo Xiaoduo: "The swollen swelling is right. My dad said the same at the time."

　　 Li Chenglong: "Uncle and I are heroes and see the same."

　　 Zuo Xiaoduo: "But this rich man also has a family. If it’s three or five times once, twice, or even ten times eight times, the family won’t say anything, but after a long time, the family will inevitably have a lot of things. Microwords."

　　 Li Chenglong: "This is also human nature, I can't stand it if I change it, and then what?"

　　You Xiaoyu, Yun Xiaohu, and Bai Xiaoduo all smiled.

　　 Lie Xiaohuo, Xue Xiaoluo, Kong Xiaodan, and Bing Xiaobing all had their faces black.

　　 Hearing this, if you still can’t guess what this guy wants to do, then IQ is very touching.

　　 Zuo Xiaoduo talked more and more vigorously, and spoke more and more eloquently: "So this rich man said roundly and roundly, brothers came to my house for dinner, because I can value me, I shouldn't have said anything... However, when you come later, help bring something, even if you bring an egg... Isn’t that a face-up?!"

　　 Li Chenglong said: "Then what?"

　　"This group of friends didn't make a difference, the rich said...So, I will have a banquet at home tomorrow night, and I hope you will come. It will increase your face and everyone will be lively."

　　"Then the rich man was waiting at the door before the next day at night."

　　 "Because his wife bet with him that you friends must come empty-handed. The rich said, I don’t believe it. Madam said, let’s make a bet if you don’t believe it."

　　" The two men really made a bet. In the eyes of the rich, they have already said so clearly. This bet, I have won this bet. I just want to taste the taste of victory early. Wait at the door."

　　 "So, at about half past six in the evening... my friends finally came."

　　 Zuo Xiao Doha laughed, and said: "Don’t hide it from you, it’s basically the same time as you are here today, no difference."

　　 "Puff!"

　　Bai Xiaoduo burst into laughter immediately, and his smile trembled.

　　 Lie Xiaohuo and others' faces were so dark that they could not be seen.

　　 Bing Xiaobing gritted his teeth and said: "Then what?"

　　 Zuo Xiao Doha laughed and said: "This rich man saw, ah, the first friend really came; so he greeted me..." Li Chenglong said: "It's really fast."

　　 Zuo Xiaoduo: "This friend of his is actually quite young, and he has just found a daughter-in-law. He has a good relationship, so he takes his daughter-in-law wherever he goes; even the meal is the same."

　　 Li Chenglong said enviously: "Even such a miserly iron **** can find a daughter-in-law... I am really envious. However, I am afraid that the woman is not blind..."

　　 Liexiaohuoxuexiaoluo noodles are like the bottom of a pot.

　　 Zuo Xiaoduo: "This friend looks very outstanding, shiny and smooth, don’t girls like this little white face the most? What is the meaning, where is it important? Well, because of his young age, so everyone usually He is called the young man, um, referred to as the young man."

　　 Lie Xiaohuo took a deep breath.

　　 Li Chenglong: "Hey, there is no need to talk about it. Just tell him how can he be?"

　　 Zuo Xiaoduo turned his head and said to Li Xiaohuo, "The rich are so cute: Boy, you brought your daughter-in-law to my house for dinner, what did you bring me?"

　　 "Hahahahaha..." You Xiaoyu patted his thigh, feeling overwhelmed with joy, and Yun Xiaohu and Bai Xiaoduo even more leaned forward with a smile.

　　 is really enjoyable!

　　 Liexiaohuo grabbed the drumstick in his hand, and suddenly felt that the drumstick was not fragrant and tasteless, like chewing rotten wood.

　　 Li Chenglong hurriedly praised: "What did this guy with his wife say?"

　　 Zuo Xiaoduo said: "This friend is really a wonderful person, he said, coming to my brother's house as a guest, I brought the white clouds and breeze to my brother..."

　　 Li Chenglong turned his head and said to Lie Xiaohuo: "It's really poetic, really a wonderful person, he didn't bring anything, and he can be said to be so pretending... It's really a talent, it's not so wrong, isn't it? Can such a capable person can't?!"

　　 Lie Xiaohuo's cheeks jumped suddenly.

　　Xue Xiaoluo pinched her husband's thigh in hand.

　　 Today, my old lady was ashamed to follow you!

　　 Lie Xiaohuo felt fierce in his heart, the more you ridicule me, the more I will give nothing. In addition to being able to speak up, what else can you...

　　 Li Chenglong laughed: "What about then?"

　　 Zuo Xiaoduo said: "Then the rich had to let the couple in... continue to wait, and then he waited for the second one. As long as a friend brings a gift, he still wins."

　　 Li Chenglong: "Does this second one also talk about it?"

　　 Zuo Xiaoduo: "Yes, there is still a saying than the first one. This friend is very poor at home and is a pauper, but he looks good, even more handsome than the previous guy, and has smooth skin on his face. Yes, it's like an egg that has just been peeled..."

　　 Kong Xiaodan touched his smooth face speechlessly.

　　 Zuo Xiaoduo continued: "...So, everyone usually likes to call him Xiaodandan, or Xiaodan."

　　 Li Chenglong suddenly realized: "So that's it. Then how can he do this second one?"

　　 Zuo Xiaoduo turned his head and said to Kong Xiaodan: "This rich man is so good, Xiaodan, what did you bring me when you came to my house for dinner?"

　　 "Puff puff..."

　　 The king and Bai Xiaoduo almost laughed crazy. Yun Xiaohu no longer has to worry about Zuo Xiaoduo being the master. Much better than myself.

　　 This guy can definitely tell the dead to jump in the coffin.

　　 Kong Xiaodan stared at both eyes, his face turned red.

　　 is too narrow! This bastard!

　　Boss, what kind of godson did you take? This is?

　　 Even Lie Xiaohuo and his wife, who were still depressed just now, laughed at themselves.

　　 people, if you only have bad luck, you will be very angry, because you are depressed and uncomfortable.

　　 But when I saw the same mold as myself, I instantly became balanced, and my depressed heart also had a channel for venting.

　　 will even feel very happy-Lie Xiaohuo and his wife are like this now.

　　 Li Chenglong: "How did this little egg answer?"

　　 Zuo Xiaoduo: "The little egg said, brother! My family has no wealth and no longs, so I only brought you white clouds and breeze..."

　　 Li Chenglong said: "But the guy in front has already taken it."

　　 Zuo Xiaoduo: "That's why the rich said the same. Xiaodan was a little embarrassed, so he said: I really don’t have any long objects, so I brought two eggs under my crotch..."

　　 "Pooh..."

　　 Two women blushed and covered their mouths, while five men turned their heads and sprayed a sip of wine on the ground, laughing and coughing constantly.

　　 Lee Chenglong also almost squirted out.

　　 coughed for a while, waited for a while to calm down, then said: "What about then?"

　　 Zuo Xiaoduo said: "Of course the rich also put him in. After all, they brought two eggs... So the rich continued to wait for the third person. As long as the third person can bring something, he still has nothing. Lose..."

　　Bing Xiaobing's face changed.

　　 Li Chenglong: "What are the characteristics of the third person?"

　　 Zuo Xiaoduo: "This third person, it's a bit pitiful, not only is the family poor, but also sick all the year round, so sick, so everyone calls him a minor illness."

　　 Li Chenglong shook his head: "Poor man."

　　 Zuo Xiaoduo: "While waiting anxiously, the minor illness finally came. Then the rich can go up."

　　 Li Chenglong: "What can be done?"

　　 Zuo Xiaoduo turned his head and said to Bing Xiaobing: "..."

　　 At this moment, Liexiaohuo, Xiaodanyun, Xiaohu, You Xiaoyu, Bai Xiaoduo, and Xuexiaoluo said to Bing Xiaobing at the same time: "...The rich are so okay, you are a little sick, come to my house. What did you bring me for dinner?"

　　Bing Xiaobing's face was speechless.

　　 So many people seem to have brought things with me, okay? Although I lost...

　　 Zuo Xiaoduo crooked his face and said: "Quiet."

　　 Li Chenglong: "How did this little disease answer?"

　　 Zuo Xiaoduo said: "This minor illness is much more real, he replied: Brother, brother, I can still have a little strength with these shoulders, so I carried a head for you..."

　　"Hahahahaha...have a head..."

　　 Everyone present counts as one, and they all laughed crazy.

　　 Bing Xiaobing calmed his face for a moment, and actually laughed, this **** little **** is really good at hurting people.

　　 For a while, laughter shook the sky.

　　 people are so strange, in front of so many people, if only one person is damaged, then I am afraid that it will be a lifelong vengeance, and it will be difficult to eliminate; but now several people have been damaged in succession, and everyone is treated as a joke. Smiled.

　　Although he is still angry, he feels cola when he is angry.

　　 Zuo Xiao Doha laughed, and then he said again: "Four people, huh, it’s just a story, a little bit of information on the dinner table, I’m not talking about the four of you~ IndoMTL.com~ Don’t be too much. Think, let’s say that, this joke, can you laugh for a lifetime..."

　　 "噗......"

　　You Xiaoyu turned his head and sprayed a sip of tea on Yun Xiaohu's face.

　　 I don’t know if others can laugh for a lifetime. Anyway, I can laugh for a lifetime...

　　 Others are getting more and more happy.

　　 Lie Xiaohuo and Xue Xiaoluo, as well as Kong Xiaodan, Bing Xiaobing and four others, their eyes shone strangely, and they looked at Zuo Xiaoduo with an angry and funny look.

　　 I really got to know the boss, the godson.

　　 This kid seems to have a natural temperament: cheap!

　　 And this kind of cheapness is not the kind that makes people want to kill, but the kind... just want to hit hard, hit it eight times a day!

　　 As long as you can't kill you, you'll be beaten fiercely!

　　 To be honest, this is very different from his dad. His dad’s temperament, the opponent just wants to kill him, and it’s not the end if he doesn’t kill him; but this kid is so cheap that it makes people want it. Fighting over and over again but reluctant to kill...

　　 These are two completely different realms!

　　 At this moment of laughter, a car came slowly and stopped at the door of the villa.

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