The Unconventional Legend Chapter 392: I also tell a story

Lie Xiaohuo was already shaking.

A bully!

The bully of Chi Guoguo!

These three, one is your nephew, one is your apprentice, and the other is your apprentice’s wife...

No matter how respectful and respectful they are to you, isn't it all taken for granted?

Don't call you uncle, it's not weird that they call you father and I!

But what about us?

We are the same generation as you, OK?

This **** borrows questions to play, are you still endless?

Of course Zuo Xiaoduo didn’t know how much of it, so he laughed and said, "Oh, what a big deal, I will see your parents in the future, don’t you have to bow your head in the same way? How normal is this."

Knocking your head? ? ?

Aihuo waited and looked at Zuo Xiaoduo, and kept scolding in his heart, you really deserve to be your father's son!

This gene is inherited too well!

Lie Xiaohuo looked at Zuo Xiaoduo with weird eyes, really wanting to beat this kid into meat sauce.

Is this little gadget really innocent or pretending?

Knock your head...what did you think.

We just came to see his godson for the boss in idle time, and it turned out that one thing was worse than another.

First take back the spies I sent; all the labor of dispatching spies for so many years has been turned into running water.

Then lost an ice soul, and even lost 10% of the space relics...

At the end of the end, everything is done, come to eat a meal and we are going to be a generation shorter out of thin air?

Today is really hell!

And I saw two at once!

The four of them will have regretted that their intestines are all blue!

Then what are we doing this trip? Looking for chicken?

You Xiaoyu almost laughed and broke his intestines, but his face was serious, frowning and urging: "Lie Xiaohuo, Bing Xiaobing, Kong Xiaodan, you guys, don't you come over and see Aunt Zuo, Uncle Zuo!? "

Yun Xiaohu and Bai Xiaoduo are also urging.

Zuo Changlu and Wu Yuting are both waiting kindly...

Lie Xiaohuo was about to erupt, and suddenly there was a burst of fiery red all over his body; Xue Xiaoluo hurriedly held him down and shook his head.

Are you crazy?

Are you going to send him back to complete the transformation now?

Furthermore, the whole continent you want to make trouble knows that we have lost such an adult?

You shameless, I still have a face...

Xue Xiaoluo piled up a smiling face, and said to Wu Yuting with a smile: "This...Although we look young, in fact...the age is quite pretty...you see..."

Squeezing his eyes while talking.

Two hands are still pulling Wu Yuting's sleeves, shook, shook... with a pleading expression.

Wu Yuting sighed, and said that it was almost time to force Li Huo and the others to be like this.

Wu Yuting said gracefully: "His dad, forget it; the children are also big and small... Besides, the red-haired wife is going to give me something..."

Xue Xiaoluo looked dumbfounded: Who...who said he wanted to give you something?

But where can you say no now? Wu Yuting is now interceding with herself and others. If she says no... Then today, Uncle Zuo, Aunt Zuo, will make a decision!

Obviously, this is the price of intercession.

After Wu Yuting finished speaking, she glanced at Xue Xiaoluo.

Xue Xiaoluo hurriedly nodded his head while pecking at the rice.

I will give you whatever you say, let us pass this level first!

Of course, Zuo Changlu didn’t have to call Lihuo and others uncles. He knew in his heart that even if these four guys were actually forced out tonight? These four guys would never call themselves uncles. Up.

So this is just a strategy to make sure that you have the upper hand!

Now I understand very well, I'm already in control of the universe. Which one dares to stab?

Try it?

"Hahahaha..."

Zuo Changlu made a long smile: "Just kidding? Just kidding. Hahaha? You came to my own house when you came to me? Don't be restrained, don't restrain, come and eat?"

Lie Xiaohuo and others finally let out a long sigh of relief.

Oh my god... I almost had a brain hemorrhage just now...

"I have to perform my duties as a lead escort."

Left and long way down and generous? Speaking lovingly, he put a chopsticks and chicken kidneys into Li Xiaohuo: "Hongmao, you can eat more of this, this is good? Kidney. I originally wanted to say that you are young? Don’t know how to control. ?Since you also have years of experience? I won't say anything more? Look at your rickety waist now? Don't be aggressive in everything...Man, say no when you should say no."

Lie Xiaohuo stuffed the chicken kidneys into his mouth and chewed fiercely. His expression was very hideous and he chewed very hard.

I make up your sister!

You have a kidney problem!

Your waist is buckling!

You can't do it!

Not your whole family!

"Little Dan? You have to eat more of this."

Zuo Changlu gave Kong Xiaodan chopsticks and chives: "This is good? This can be aphrodisiac. Look at your physique? It will be difficult to find a wife when you grow up... Take advantage of your youth."

Kong Xiaodan squeezed it into his mouth hard? He made a chirping chewing sound, dreaming that he was chewing a long way!

You just need impotence!

Your whole family needs impotence!

The old and the little ones all need impotence, so you're so strong!

"Hahaha? Xiaobing, come here..."

Zuo Changlu has a chopsticks and chicken heart: "As the saying goes, you can make up for what you eat. This stuff is right for you."

Bing Xiaobing was stunned: Are you saying I'm not mindful?

Looking at the chicken heart caught in the plate, Bing Xiaobing closed his eyes and swallowed it.

I don't chew!

I swallow it!

Wait one day, Lao Tzu will be like swallowing this chicken heart.

Zuo Changlu immediately took another chopstick and fisheye to You Xiaoyu: "Little fish, things are going well, and your Aunt Zuo and I will look at you now."

You Xiaoyu almost slipped under the chair.

Don't look at me high, I'm scared.

Looking at the huge fish-eye beads in the plate in front of him, as if staring at him, You Xiaoyu shivered more and more.

"Eat food, eat food." Zuo Changlu greeted Yun Xiaohu and Bai Xiaoduo: "You two eat it by yourself. It's far away and I can't reach it. I won't get food for you two."

"Thank you, Uncle Zuo." Yun Xiaohu and Bai Xiaoduo thanked each other, and now they are really the only ones who can eat food comfortably.

Then Zuo Changlu raised the cup: "Come to my house, let us toast together, tonight is unforgettable, don't forget tonight..."

Li Xiaohuo wanted to drink a long time ago, so he hurriedly picked it up, but he started to drink, especially, this glass of wine was served twice without a sip.

Your son picked it up and put it down, and he told us a story...

Just about to drink.

I saw Zuo Changlu laughed, and actually put down the wine glass again, and laughed very joyfully: "It’s a bit inappropriate to say, but let’s not say where the excitement comes from, the names of you guys, let me I remembered a story, a very interesting story. If you don’t vomit, you don’t feel like it..."

"Puff..."

You Xiaoyu almost squirted out while chewing on the fish eyes, choking out in bursts.

Lie Xiaohuo and others were holding wine glasses with despair on their faces.

What are you doing again? !

"Don't be busy drinking, don't be busy drinking, listen to this story, don't be busy drinking, lest you choke."

Zuo Changlu smiled happily: "This is a story about a rich person's treat. It is very interesting and has ideas...Hahaha, I will live by this joke in my entire life. I will tell you about it. "

This time even Zuo Xiaoduo couldn't help choking; he coughed repeatedly, and Li Chenglong lowered his head, quickly put down the wine glass, and laughed all over. If he didn't put down the wine glass, the wine would definitely be spilled.

Lie Xiaohuo waited with a look of despair, what a...this is really a family history.

Dare you to force your uncle to pave the way before? Otherwise, Jiang is still hot, this Zuo Changlu is much more sinister than his son...

Yun Xiaohu and Bai Xiaoduo were shaking unceasingly, but they were forcibly holding back. Yun Xiaohu did his part to act as a supportive role: "Uncle Zuo, I don't know what the story is? How interesting? Yes. What are your ideas?"

Zuo Changlu glanced at him appreciatively and said, "Once upon a time, there was an unusually generous person. Because he had more poor friends, there were more people who came to eat at his house. There was no way. Things are like this when we are rich. As the saying goes, people living in the poor and busy towns are not asked, and the rich have distant relatives in the mountains..."

Yun Xiaohu: "Uncle Zuo's two sentences are really full of life philosophy, earthly feelings..."

Lie Xiaohuo and others have a splitting headache, and their desire to die is gone.

Sure enough!

Sure enough!

paralyzed, do you want to listen to this **** story again?

When Zuo Xiaoduo talked about it, they could still play tricks and pretend to be deaf and dumb, but now... it looks like they can't do it anymore!

The identity is completely equal, even the other party is beyond...

If this is asked on the face, "Boy, what did you bring to me when you came to my house for dinner?"

But it's really shameless.

Over there, Zuo Changlu tells the story smoothly, and Yun Xiaohu expertly praised that he just listened to it again. Can you not be proficient? With Li Chenglong in front of the ball and jade, Yun Xiaohu, who has been here for the second time, is unreasonable if he doesn't hold it in the slightest?

Even Zuo Changlu was surprised. Why is this apprentice's brain so easy to use today? Didn't you see this cleverness on weekdays?

When he talked all the way, ‘this poor friend is young ~ IndoMTL.com~ just found a daughter-in-law, he is a young man, so everyone calls him a young man...’

Lie Xiaohuo stood up suddenly, with a tragic expression on his face, and said: "Well, I am ashamed to say that this time I took the liberty to visit, I really have nothing to do... Fortunately, I suddenly remembered that before I came I brought some gifts to Zuo Xiaoduo... I almost forgot."

Bai Xiaoduo curled his lips: I have a face to say, "Almost forgot", hehe, if my master doesn't come, you really forgot, right?

Zuo Changlu frowned and said, "I won't accept the gift." He said, "Student Lie Xiaohuo, hey, don't do that. I'm just telling a story. I'm not talking about you..."

Zuo Changlu said: "Everything, you can't sit in the right place. This is the truth of life I have summed up for so many years."

Li Xiaohuo held his breath in his throat.

I really want to spray your face!

If I don't stand up and give myself up now, you will point to my nose and start cursing soon, don't you mean me!