Harry Potter: Dark Alchemy Chapter 220: The lively February 14th (three k big
Perhaps Lockhart himself did not realize this problem, but Wright believed that most people in the school would still think Lockhart and the so-called "Valentine Surprise" he brought today, whether for many The professor, or the students, can be regarded as a total disaster.
For a whole day, those rugged dwarves dressed as little goddess of love kept breaking into the classrooms where the students were attending classes, rudely interrupting the normal teaching of the professors, and at the same time, there was no bottom line in the public. Below directly read the Valentine's Day greeting cards that the students gave each other to their sweethearts.
Although the professors usually wait until the dwarves have finished reading the greeting cards in an urn, they will be kicked out of the classroom immediately, but the rest of the dwarves will continue to break into the classroom again, repeating the performance a few minutes before The farce of this makes all the teachers except Lockhart feel very upset.
In addition, students who become blushing because of receiving greeting cards are often ridiculed or ridiculed by other students.
As one of the most famous students in the school, Wright has an unimaginably high popularity among a group of girls.
Especially although Wright is only in the third grade now, but due to the extra two years spent in the time corridor, coupled with his usual behavior, it seems that Wright and a graduated student are about the same. Up. This makes many girls go crazy while making the age barrier that should have worked.
With this special "Valentine's Day Surprise" carefully prepared by Lockhart, many girls will boldly give Wright a Valentine's Day greeting card anonymously. There are also some hot and unabashedly enthusiastic seniors. .
During the first class in the morning, Wright had to walk out of the classroom more than ten times in succession to receive various messages from the dwarves. But no matter how much he emphasized with the little people, they would come back to the classroom again without hesitation, and then call Wright out again.
And you know, there are nearly 1,000 people in Hogwarts, and there are also four to five hundred girls.
So when he got to the back, in order to avoid frequent interruptions in class, Wright turned on his shadow perception with all his strength. Before the dwarves walked into the corridor outside and broke into the classroom, he sneaked away from the back door of the classroom. Go out and stop them.
The professors did not express dissatisfaction with Wright's seemingly rash actions, but secretly acquiesced to his behavior. It seems that letting Wright solve this problem alone is more acceptable to the professors than letting the dwarves rush into the classroom to interrupt their concentration.
However, what makes Wright most uncomfortable is not only those dwarves who bring us the different levels of Valentine's Day cards and love poems (in fact, they are very similar, they are all weird and shoddy), but they are constantly changing. The darker his face, and the softer his waist became more bruised.
For other students, perhaps the most disastrous thing they think is that although these little people are limited by the contract signed with Lockhart, they cannot refuse the gift cards that students handed over to them. Task, but the dwarves like and have the right and ability to add or modify some of their favorite words among those congratulations.
Of course, the dwarves will never use the words as elegantly as the students.
What makes Wright a little grateful is that it seems that because of the words he said in the morning, when the little people give him Valentine’s Day cards, they still read the love poems on it without changing a word. , Otherwise, he might have to look like...
"Harry, this morning... are you okay now?" Wright drove away Fred and George who were noisy, and patted Harry comfortingly on the shoulder.
Harry did not speak, but grinned reluctantly at Wright, and then walked to a remote corner of the Gryffindor table with Ron and sat down in a less crowded corner of the Gryffindor table.
Hermione glanced at Chang Chu who was sitting at the long table in Ravenclaw from a distance, and then trot over to sit with Harry and Ron. Although Ron, a fool, secretly taunted her giving Professor Lockhart a Valentine's Day card in the morning, Hermione said that she had a large number of adults and didn't care about these details.
But even though Harry had made such a retreat, there were still many students in the hall secretly pointing at him, and they were still faintly saying something about love poems.
Yes, among the students today, in stark contrast to the high-quality love poem Wright received during dinner in the morning, is a letter that Harry received during the morning break, the letter that was delivered at the time. The dwarf also specially matched the poem with a piece of music. The most famous and most shocking sentence in that oral letter is:
His eyes were green as freshly pickled toads.
Although I don't know if this message was maliciously tampered with by the dwarves, it was the first time that Wright had seen someone use this word to describe the color of other people's eyes after two lifetimes.
Newly pickled toad, tusk!
Wright didn't know if Ginny wanted to scold Harry or praise Harry.
Even if there has ever been a super straight senior man who doesn't understand style and only knows how to play with magical animals, he said to his future wife: Your eyes are as charming as a salamander.
The daughter Ginny, you don’t need to push this out, right?
Newly pickled toad? Doesn't the beautiful emerald fragrant?
And the seriousness of the problem lies in the fact that this sentence was carried forward by the Weasley twins who were afraid of the world. With the good popularity and influence of these two brothers among the students, this unclear love poem (?) It became popular throughout Hogwarts Castle at a speed that ordinary people could not understand at all.
Even when Wright walked over to comfort Harry, Fred and George were singing the phrase "His eyes are as green as freshly pickled toads" beside Harry, and this is why Wright just now Reasons to drive them away.
Wright glanced at Harry silently, and found that they were still bowing their heads, pretending to be deaf to the outside of the window. He had to temporarily give up asking Harry if he could figure it out. The function of the diary he made was to probe into what happened fifty years ago.
Wright turned around and wanted to touch his old waist without knowing it, but his face twisted for a moment when he touched the waist of his clothes. I have been squeezed in the same position all morning, even the bones can be squeezed, not to mention the soft flesh of the waist without bones being squeezed.
At this moment, suddenly another dwarf walked towards Wright, holding a pink envelope in his hand.
Wright knew what was written in it without thinking about it. It must be a Valentine's Day card written by someone, and it is probably a love poem at the level of a primary school student. Maybe there will be a few typos on it.
Wright is not joking.
Because Hogwarts does not offer English classes, these students who have been attending school since graduating from elementary school at the age of 11 are still semi-illiterate who have never attended junior high school outside. In fact, those who have gone to elementary school are only students from the ordinary world. People from the wizarding world have never attended kindergarten.
So, don’t expect students’ language proficiency to reach a very good level. In fact, if it weren't because almost all courses only used some magical nouns to answer, I believe that many students don't even know how to write post-class essays.
But even so, many students still make many scattered grammatical errors in the process of writing after-school essays.
Of course, after graduating from school in the future, the wizarding society will teach them how to use grammar correctly. This is especially true if someone is committed to contributing articles to news newspapers and even professional journals.
But this is a bit of a stretch.
In the hall on the first floor of the castle, the surrounding students who noticed that the dwarves were sending greeting cards to Wright cast their attention here, and they were a little expectant about what this letter would say~ IndoMTL.com~ Will it be a high-quality love poem like the morning, or some other funny or affectionate confession?
Gossip is always one of the outdated human natures.
However, Wright did not ask the dwarf to read the card directly as the students wanted.
Wright was the first to ask it: "Wait a minute, is this greeting card for me?"
"Yes!" The bearded dwarf nodded, and the next moment he tore open the envelope, but before he could read it, Wright drew the greeting card in his hand.
"If it was given to me, I should have the right to take it directly, right?" Wright asked.
"Yes!"
"Well, I also have a letter I want to entrust you to give it to someone." Wright didn't even read what was written on the letter in his hand. He drew out his wand and turned the broken piece of paper into a piece of paper. Clean and tidy bamboo yellow letterhead.
Without a pen, Wright used a magic wand to carve a line on the letterhead.
"Okay, now you can deliver this letter to the girl sitting at the Ravenclaw table. Don't read it, just give it to her." After Wright folded the letterhead, I handed it over to the dwarf in front of me again, "It's the cute black-haired girl whose name is Chang Chu, who is easy to recognize."
"No problem!" The dwarf nodded heavily and left directly from the spot.
After a while, Changchu took the first Valentine's Day card she received today from the dwarf.
It says:
"I know that girls are born to be unreasonably beautiful creatures, but can you not always catch them?"
Chang Chu raised his head and looked at Wright.
Wright returned with a brilliant smile, and she grinded her fine silver teeth.