The Lame Daoist Priest: The 625th Descendants of the Bitch

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The gorilla has a firm attitude: "Don't jump."

"Don't jump?" I asked with a smile: "Is face more important than life?"

"Yes, sometimes, face is more important than life. After so many years, how come your taste is getting heavier?" The gorilla sarcastically said. Of course, this is just a joke.

"The distinguished guest, do you want me to stand here and talk?"

"Come in." The gorilla looked at the two children: "You come in too."

After entering the room, I found that it was an advanced ward with elegant environmental facilities. The gorilla pointed to the sofa: "Sit."

"No, I like the scenery better here." I stood at the window and said.

"It's up to you, let me introduce them. These two children are..."

I interrupted: "No need to introduce, I know, one is Tang Yuting and the other is Tang Yuchen. They are your 27th generation grandson and granddaughter. Do you know why you grow so fast? Because there are people shouting around you all day long. Grandpa, grandpa, grandpa... Because of this, you become more and more like a grandpa."

"Don't just talk about me. I haven't seen you for more than four hundred years. Where have you been?" The gorilla asked back: "It seems that every time I see you, I think you are better than before."

I didn't answer either, and I asked: "Gorilla, your life span is almost at an end, do you want to stay on the earth?"

"Of course, if you can live, no one wants to die."

I nodded: "Well, you should know what I did before. This time I will use a little sorcery to make you a corpse demon. After you become a corpse demon, your body will not rot. The soul is still in the body, except that the body temperature is lower, the rest is the same as a living person."

"Come on." The gorilla expressed his disbelief: "Don't think I don't know. With your strength, how can I become that kind of ghost?"

"Oh? Do you know my strength?" I asked with interest.

"Of course, with regard to the meteorite crash last week, although zf said it was a holographic simulation to the outside world, I was one of the few people who knew the truth. At that time, zf launched missiles and anti-matter weapons, but none of them damaged A meteorite, just when the meteorite was about to fall to the ground in the capital, it suddenly disappeared and turned into a football. You did it, right?"

The boy and the girl looked at me in shock, and it seems that they also know the truth about it.

Ignoring the reaction of the two children, I looked at the gorilla and said faintly: "You know too much."

"So what?"

"So I decided to make you dead."

The gorilla was speechless for a while and asked: "Really?"

"Of course it is fake." I smiled, a small bottle appeared out of thin air in my hand, opened the cork, and a drop of light green liquid flew out and floated in front of the gorilla. I said: "Drink it."

The gorilla didn't talk nonsense and swallowed it directly.

Then... he suddenly exudes a strong breath of life! The pale hair quickly turned black, the surroundings of the face gradually disappeared, and the old skin became smooth.

Five seconds later, the old gorilla became middle-aged.

The boy and the girl looked at this incredible scene with shocked eyes.

The gorilla moved his arms and found that it was full of power, and then looked at me: "Little dragon, I said you are too stingy. Give me a few more drops to make me look young."

"That won't work, you are just an ordinary person. Drinking too much will burst your body."

"What? You said I'm an ordinary person? I'm..."

I interrupted: "Don't quibble, in my eyes, you are an ordinary person."

"Okay. By the way, what exactly is in your little bottle? My body is already aging to the limit, but after drinking a drop of this liquid, I feel full of explosive power! As if back to my youth Feel!" the gorilla sighed, patting his chest.

I smiled and said, "It’s nothing, it’s just ordinary water. However, one of my subordinates has added the'Rule of Life' in it, so it has some healing power. For me, its effect Very bad, but for you, it is the legendary panacea that can bring people back to life."

The gorilla nodded, and said with a sigh, "Little dragon, it's a clear choice to be friends with you...Let's go and have a drink at my house."

"No, another day." As I said, I threw the small bottle over: "There are about 15 drops of liquid in it. Give your wife Liu Mengyan a drop after returning, and her life span is almost at the end. But remember, you must not drink more, if it exceeds the limit your body can bear, unexpected consequences will occur, understand?"

The gorilla took the bottle: "Understand, don't worry."

"Okay, then I'll go first, and see you another day." After I finished speaking, my figure disappeared in an instant, and they stood still dumbfounded...

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The next moment, I appeared on an island.

The island has beautiful scenery, and there is a convenient house standing there by the sea.

Before I walked to the door, Ningrou greeted me: "Xiaolong, it's really time for you to come back. It's just lunch."

"Really, I seem to smell the fish."

Walking into the house with Ningrou's waist, Yu Jia is sitting at the table watching the dishes, Dad is sitting on the sofa and reading the newspaper, Mom and Nian are busy in the kitchen.

Seeing the dish on the table, I couldn't help but stunned for a moment: "Why is the fish so small?"

Ningrou smiled and said: "Because we fished these by ourselves, like ordinary people go fishing." Then she pulled me to the dinner table, pointed to the dish and said, "Look, I caught this youngest one."

Looking at the fish with the thickness of the thumb, I burst into laughter: "Where is the biggest one?"

Yujia raised his hand and said: "It was fished by others..."

During the meal, Feng Nian could ask: "Bad ghost, what abilities have you realized? Also, how did your hair turn back to black?"

"I have to ask so many questions at once, I have to answer you slowly. My hair turned white, but it was actually backlashed by the rules. Greer used the rules of life to help me heal. As for the tricks I have learned... Actually. It’s nothing, but the perception of the rules of fate has increased a lot. Even if you don’t look at the other side’s line of fate, you can probably sense the direction of their fate."

"It's amazing." Feng Nian could sigh...

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I spent a few days playing with my family, just like ordinary people, such as sailing, fishing, camping, and going to the North Pole for a round, alleviating the tension after returning from the battle of the big interface.

At this time, after saying hello to my family, I flew up alone, ready to see the descendants of the bitch.

The headquarters of the Taoist Association has disappeared, because there have been fewer and fewer supernatural events in the past century and almost disappeared. Since there is no market demand, the Taoist Association will naturally go bankrupt.

Why are there fewer and fewer supernatural events? In fact, it is very simple, because hundreds of years ago, there was a very powerful president named Yang Bujian. He almost solved all the spiritual events on the earth, and then mysteriously disappeared.

Yang did not see the mysterious disappearance, so naturally he went to Netherworld...

Since I received Yang Bujian to Netherworld, I have never seen his descendants again.

At this time, I closed my eyes and felt it. Soon, the rules of fate gave back some information. My figure disappeared instantly and appeared on a certain winding road in the next moment.

The neighborhood is desolate, without people, and there are almost no cars passing by on this highway.

Standing on the side of the road for ten minutes, a truck drove over! There are 7 people in the back of the truck, men and women, standing or sitting.

At this time, I was wearing a shirt and slacks, in a very ordinary attire. After seeing the truck, I waved my hand and motioned to the truck to stop.

But the truck ignored me and galloped past, but when it was about 100 meters ahead, it suddenly braked! The tire is scratching on the ground, making a harsh noise!

The passenger door opened and a fat middle-aged man walked down. With small eyes, big back, and a hypocritical smile, he looks like a profiteer. I trot over and asked: "Can I take a ride?"

The obese middle-aged man asked: "Little brother, why are you on this deserted road? Could it be that you are a resident in this deep mountain?"

I understand his intentions, nodded and said: "Yes, I am a resident of the mountain, this time I want to leave the mountain and go to the outside world."

"Oh, that's great." The fat middle-aged man said, "Then you must be familiar with the nearby terrain? So, you will show us the way, and when we are done, we will take you to the capital. How is it?"

"Okay, thank you, how do you call it?"

The obese middle-aged man said: "My surname is Li, I'm in business. You can call me Uncle Li."

The same surname as me, but this uncle just forget it. I said, "Let's call you Boss Li, where are you going? I am familiar with the neighborhood and can show you the way."

He took out a landscape painting and asked: "Do you know where this mountain is?"

The mountain paintings are so vivid, and you can see that they were made by the master. The characteristics of the mountain are very clear. I released my mental energy and found the mountain soon, so I said: "Along this road, go further about 160 kilometers, then get off the car and walk, and it will be there in about three days."

"Okay, brother, if you help us point out the way, I will give you some reward...Okay, you also go to the back of the car and stand, the conditions are limited, forgive me."

I nodded, without talking nonsense, and climbed directly into the back slot of the truck.

Boss Li also returned to the co-pilot, and the truck moved on...

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There are 7 people in the back of the truck, of which there are two women, who seem to be mothers and children.

The other five men, both young and old, have different shapes. After scanning around, they fixed their eyes on a 14- or 5-year-old boy in school uniform. He was sitting cross-legged at this moment, holding a notebook and writing continuously.

I squatted in front of him and asked, "My kid, I like learning so much."

"While you are working, you can't lose your studies." The little boy said old-fashioned.

Just as I wanted to continue questioning, the middle-aged woman looked at me and asked: "Little brother, are you from this mountain?"

"Yes, hello."

"Look at you as white and pure, and you still have a kind of dusty temperament on your body, not like a person in this deep mountain."

I smiled and said, "Isn't that the way people in the mountains are? It's normal to have the breath of nature without contact with the outside world. What are you doing here in the mountains?"

The middle-aged woman said: "It's nothing, just to investigate, we are from the archaeological team..."

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